#mcmarks

[objetivoreggaeton]

MC Marks, MC Ryan SP, MC Luuky, MC Vine 7 aterrizan en las plataformas digitales con 'Me Deixa na Onda'

MC Marks está listo sacudir las pistas de baile con este nuevo lanzamiento, reafirmando una vez más su habilidad para mover masas entorno a su talento y a su forma de entender y dar vida a la música.

https://www.objetivoreggaeton.com/es/brasil-es/mc-marks-mc-ryan-sp-mc-luuky-mc-vine-7-aterrizan-en-las-plataformas-digitales-con-me-deixa-na-onda/

[marinhotuffgong]

ACÚSTICO MC MARKS @mcmarks e @brasativa

[mcmandelas]

Gordan Ramsay would have an aneursym if he even just stepped foot in this place.

[tommysdiner]

//has tommy played ratchet and clank? probably not. has that game series irrevocably altered my speech patterns? yes

[chntfessions]

HELLO ITS THE UHHHH

the person who is writing that fan episode

ooookay so I finished most of the main part, just time for ghost recorder!!!

Context: Elijah has not been seen yet, and this would probably be like 4-6 episodes in

[CLICK]

[DING!]

SYDNEY

“Good morning everyone and everything! The time is 8:67, and the sky is a cardboard brown. Now, if yesterday you missed the giant gaping hole that opened up on the west side of camp because you were with councilors Soren and Fennel. Well, you do now! But because I was so caught up in reporting this mysterious pit, I forgot to share some of the paintings the people in cabin ladybug made! My third favorite here is by Gramm Backside. Their painting was a self portrait of themself, it looks just like them! The same teeth, eyes, and that blackened face where you can only see the eyes and teeth! Great job Gramm! Second, we have this painting by Floor Handle. Her work had a boy in the middle of the fields. As the eternal doom of the sky and the land is swarming behind him, and it feels as if its all going to crumble down on top of him. Pretty neat! And for my personal favorite, drumroll..!”

[drumroll noises]

“Marty McMark! His painting had me in a trance. The blood stained leaves on the forest ground, realistic eyes popping out of the sky - Rowan wouldn’t like that. The sky weirdly being blue too, odd. And the creature behind the bushes with a skinny neck, and an uncanny smile. What a cool painting! Marty when you get home, you better frame that! Alright so, for our breakfast. Matthew made us some lobster biscuits with metal chunks! Yknow, if I had the very slim chance to even see a lobster house, I would feel so bad for the little lobster in those tanks. To be picked up from that cramped place into a boiling pot. Don’t worry, Matthew assured me these lobsters were already dead before cooking! For the vegans you can eat the chunks of metal! Just don’t get around any magnets! For the activities today, we have rituals to bring the demons and devils up here from whatever they were doing!”

[CLICK]

[CLICK]

[DING!]

SYDNEY

“The time is 12:412. And the sky is a dirt color. Look, I am very happy that you guys did bring some of those demons and devils onto campgrounds, but I wasn’t expecting this… if you weren’t here last year, then you wouldn’t know some of the stories I told. There were a couple of times when I talked about up and Adam. Or at least how he introduced himself. Adam is a demon, apparently, makes sense. But he would show up in my dreams. Offer me things, and talk. I’m not going to name who, but I think we all know who is the trouble maker here. They set up their ritual, and it worked! But now… Adam’s here and we don’t know how to really react to this. It seems like he’s been waiting for this, and doesn’t want to go back. He’s in my office, not in this room, but in the building. We don’t want you kids into this, so us councilors will be working on this! Anywhos, today's lunch is crab crunch! ‘Eat with the shells!’ And activities are eating sand! Councilors Mila and Juno will be looking after you all, keep safe!!”

[audible steps]

ADAM

“What a nice cabin you have here!”

SYDNEY 

“Wha- Adam you’re supposed to be on the cot!”

ADAM

“Mm, but that’s boring, not a good way to treat guests.”

SYDNEY

“We weren’t expecting you- Adam, I wasn’t even expecting you to be real so please just stay patient with me. On the cot. Oh shoot. Really quick, kids, Salem is asking you all - please stop throwing stuff into the hole. We have no idea where it goes!”

[CLICK]

[CLICK]

[DING!]

SYDNEY

“Unsuccessful. That was the worst getting-a-demon-back-to-where-they-belong, EVER! He was just so interested with the camp, we try to get him over any ritual places he would just walk away to stare at something in the woods! We’ve been trying for the past- who knows how long! Currently, Juniper decided to volunteer to give a camp tour to the guy considering how cerious Adam is about it. For Mila and Juno, I am very disappointed in you campers. This was supposed to be a fun, simple activity! When I heard some of yall were going to swim, while still eating sand, I wasn’t too mad, and Mila and Juno confirmed this was okay! While we were setting up traps for Adam so we could catch him, you guys awoke an ancient beast in the bottom of the lake! And Mila and Juno had to get the harpoon guns and get it back to the bottom! Do you know how angry I am that they had to hurt that- THING! I do not like animal cruelty in this camp, unless it's for food, which is just only natural to kill animals for food. I swear this is just so, ughhh…”

[Door opens with footsteps]

ADAM

“Magnificent, beautiful camp you have here! Interesting flowers and such if I do say.”

JUNIPER

“Ah, well it’s not always as beautiful. Acid rains, monsters and all…”

ADAM

“Well Sydney, you’re good friend here is quite the man!”

SYDNEY

“That was quicker than I expected.”

JUNIPER

“Showed him the cabins, introduced him to some of the councilors so they won’t be scared, a bit of the forest, and the lake!”

SYDNEY

“Oh well, is that all you wanted to see?”

ADAM

“Yes yes, pretty much, but… where’s the guy… Jedidiah..?”

SYDNEY

“Oh! He’s been working on a new project!”

ADAM 

“And what is that project exactly..?”

SYDNEY

“uhm, i think it had something to do with clocks, or maybe he’s building something…”

ADAM

“Exactly..! You don’t know! There we go!”

SYDNEY

“Adam, can we not talk about this in front of the kids… he’d promise he was trying to get better with this stuff.”

ADAM

“Oh right, oh right! My apologies!”

JUNIPER

“While we were walking, we thought it would be nice if Adam introduced himself to the kids!”

SYDNEY

“That would be alright! Yeah, go ahead.”

ADAM

“With the microphone?”

SYDNEY

“Mhm.”

ADAM

“AHEM. My name is as you all know, Adam. I’ve bet you’ve all heard those silly dreams of Sydney’s. I myself is hard to explain, an Italian vampire demon, heheh. Bet you’ve never heard that before! Mmm, catholic though. I know, I know, a catholic demon, well they exist, and I’m proof! Is that good?”

SYDNEY

“Yeah yeah.”

[SITS AT THE MICROPHONE]

“Adam for you all! Eheheh.”

ADAM

“Do you guys have any snacks, trail mix by chance?”

SYDNEY

“Uhmmmm… I only have my ‘top secret’ candy stash! Might be something in the mess hall. Don’t really go in there that much because y’know… I can’t really eat much, you already know why, I presume. Talked a lot with you in those dreams!”

ADAM

“Alright… met the chef - Matthew earlier! Weird one, in a good way! Oh he is a funny one..!”

SYDNEY 

“Oh, the kids might be in the mess hall right now waiting for… DINNER- OH MY GOD KIDS YOU GUYS PROBABLY ALREADY DISHED UP AND EATING. SOME OF YOU ARE PROBABLY BACK IN YOUR CABINS! I didn’t even say the time, nor the sky color! Arrghhhh!!!”

ADAM

“Sydney, Sydney, I bet they're all waiting, so just say what you need to now and stop dwelling on the fact you didn’t!”

SYDNEY

“You're right, okay. Sorry about that, kids! The time is 17:60, and the sky is much more home carpet yellow brown. Anyways, I bet you can all tell what’s for dinner tonight already! It’s shrimp cobbler! Wow sounds so… yummy..! I can’t even eat that and it sounds delicious. Jedidiah always had something against shrimps, like me with centipedes! Mine is probably worse! I bet you’re already oh-so full from eating sand all day, unless you need more after awakening an ancient beast! So now you’ll need that energy for tonight’s activity! Throwing rocks into the lake, NOT waking up another ancient creature in the water! Whoever doesn’t, wins!”

[CLICK]

SORRY THIS IS SO LONG HOPEFULLY YOU HAD FUN READING I HAD FUN WRITING :D

WOOOO THIS IS SO GOOD!!! :D

[torse]

I dreamt that Notkin worked at McDonalds and Khan was asking for directions for some reason?

Khan: "Is this * points on map * place fun?" (it was a McDonalds Play Place) Notkin: "Yeah, if you're 5." Khan: "Ah. So it's more your speed, then."

and I laughed myself awake 🤷‍♂️ also there was a party at the McDonalds after it closed for the day and Notkin brought a whole watermelon

ronald mcmark did not appear in my dream but have him as a bonus

[ratchetandclankfanclub]

Unexpected Detour.

[dynhof]

Assista a "DEUS É POR NÓS - DYNHO FERNANDES-COVER" no YouTube

Olá galera !!! Fi mais um vídeo para vocês , umas das canções mais linda do funk na minha opinião. Ela relata de um garoto que sonhava e ser um grande cantor , mais poucos acreditavam só que ele não desistiu e foi a luta e conseguiu . Espero que gostem da minha interpretação ❤️💤🎶🎵

[neotechs]

MC Mark ✧ 180526 

[objetivoreggaeton]

MC Marks lanza su tema funk trap 'Sem Topete'

Capturando la esencia del carpe diem, el brasileño utiliza un lenguaje metafórico y las letras atractivas que invitan a los oyentes a reconocer las imprevisibilidades de la vida.

https://www.objetivoreggaeton.com/es/brasil-es/mc-marks-lanza-su-tema-funk-trap-sem-topete/

[mcmandelas]

Someone broke in overnight and stole one of the M's and the D from the already misspelled McManald's sign. I haven't been able to keep a straight face.

[dante-heller]

Skid McMarks' father was called Tak O'Bell

[chntfessions]

OKAY I WAS WORKING ON THAT FAN EPISODE, AND UHH I WANNA KNOW WHAT YOU THINK.

this is only a draft, feel free to give constructive criticism

some quick background, this would probably be like episode 5-7 ish in s2. elijah has not been seen again yet btw.

[CLICK]

[DING!]

SYDNEY

“Good morning everyone and everything! The time is 8:67, and the sky is a cardboard brown. Now, if yesterday you missed the giant gaping hole that opened up on the west side of camp because you were with councilors Soren and Fennel. Well, you do now! But because I was so caught up in reporting this mysterious pit, I forgot to share some of the paintings the people in cabin ladybug made! My third favorite here is by Gramm Backside. Their painting was a self portrait of themself, it looks just like them! The same teeth, eyes, and that blackened face where you can only see the eyes and teeth! Great job Gramm! Second, we have this painting by Floor Handle. Her work had a boy in the middle of the fields. As the eternal doom of the sky and the land is swarming behind him, and it feels as if its all going to crumble down on top of him. Pretty neat! And for my personal favorite, drumroll..!”

[drumroll noises]

“Marty McMark! His painting had me in a trance. The blood stained leaves on the forest ground, realistic eyes popping out of the sky - Rowan wouldn’t like that. The sky weirdly being blue too, odd. And the creature behind the bushes with a skinny neck, and an uncanny smile. What a cool painting! Marty when you get home, you better frame that! Alright so, for our breakfast. Matthew made us some lobster biscuits with metal chunks! Yknow, if I had the very slim chance to even see a lobster house, I would feel so bad for the little lobster in those tanks. To be picked up from that cramped place into a boiling pot. Don’t worry, Matthew assured me these lobsters were already dead before cooking! For the vegans you can eat the chunks of metal! Just don’t get around any magnets! For the activities today, we have rituals to bring the demons and devils up here from whatever they were doing!”

[CLICK]

[CLICK]

[DING!]

SYDNEY

“The time is 12:412. And the sky is a dirt color. Look, I am very happy that you guys did bring some of those demons and devils onto campgrounds, but I wasn’t expecting this… if you weren’t here last year, then you wouldn’t know some of the stories I told. There were a couple of times when I talked about up and Adam. Or at least how he introduced himself. Adam is a demon, apparently, makes sense. But he would show up in my dreams. Offer me things, and talk. I’m not going to name who, but I think we all know who is the trouble maker here. They set up their ritual, and it worked! But now… Adam’s here and we don’t know how to really react to this. It seems like he’s been waiting for this, and doesn’t want to go back. He’s in my office, not in this room, but in the building. We don’t want you kids into this, so us councilors will be working on this! Anywhos, today's lunch is crab crunch! ‘Eat with the shells!’ And activities are eating sand! Councilors Mila and Juno will be looking after you all, keep safe!!”

[audible steps]

ADAM

“What a nice cabin you have here!”

SYDNEY

“Wha- Adam you’re supposed to be on the cot!”

ADAM

“Mm, but that’s boring, not a good way to treat guests.”

SYDNEY

“We weren’t expecting you- Adam, I wasn’t even expecting you to be real so please just stay patient with me. On the cot. Oh shoot. Really quick, kids, Salem is asking you all - please stop throwing stuff into the hole. We have no idea where it goes!”

[CLICK]

yeahhh :DD

i will be posting this to ao3

YEAHHH THIS IS AWSOME

[bootleg-bill]

In a world...

where time travel has been invented... Marky McMark has left his wallet on one of the Jeeps at Doctor Benry Shoe’s Shifty Dino Safari Tours. Now, with the help of his best friend Christopher Pratthew, it’s time for Marky to go back...

TO THE JURASSIC

Source: https://m.alibaba.com/product/60644810614/Plastic-Dinosaur-Toy-Toys-Plastic-Toy.html?s=p&__detailProductImg=//s.alicdn.com/@sc01/kf/HTB1hNCrQVXXXXXEXpXX760XFXXXa.png_140x140.png

[dilf-manifester]

you’ve heard of fuckhands mcmike now get ready for....

fuckeyes mcmark

[biblioklept]

The 100 best books of the 21st century

The 100 best books of the 21st century

The Bible, GOD (Always Relevant)

My Disaster, Poke Randy Son (2010)

Piss Baby Millionaires, Carlton Von Strokesbridge (2010)

M(ob)y Dick, Karlov Noseguård (2001-2023)

Femdom, Johnny Frentzfranzen (2012)

The Big Fraud, Malcom Gladwell (2006)

Books Are Hardly a Stable Form, Itold Uso (2019)

Mindy McMark Murks a Middlemarch Maggot, Paul McCartney (2020, posthumous)

Three Salads After Our Apocalypse,…