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hate4buzi · 1 month

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They shall kiss

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morebird · 1 month

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Cross me again, and I will end you.

#baldur's gate 3 #bg3 #bg3 fanart #minthara #minthara baenre #bg3 minthara #fanart #I had to draw my scary wife again #this time with blood on her face #and looking at me like she wants to kills me 😍

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myargalargan · 11 days

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Colin repeatedly snubbing his siblings because of Penelope

#bridgerton #bridgerton season 3 #bridgerton spoilers #polin #colin bridgerton #the more I watch these the more they make me want to laugh #colin “i haven't been listening to you for the past five minutes because i've been too busy staring at my wife” bridgerton #by the last one benedict's just like “yeah yeah yeah whatever i know”

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purplesound · 2 months

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I've been hit with undertale nostalgia still can't believe buff fish woman and feminine killer-robot had set my bisexual criteria for my crushes almost 10 years ago

#undertale #undyne #mettaton ex #mettaton #undertale undyne #undertale mettaton #my art #ramble ahead ->#kinda wish I had better drawing skills when ut was at it's peak because I would draw like craaaaaazy #in 2016-2017 I was drawing a lot of ut and damn my skills were shit but at least now I have something to compare my progress to #to this day Undyne and MTT are still peak wife and husband material to me #and I love them dearly for helping me understand my bisexuality <3 #despite drawing them a lot I've never did them justice and finally I drew them how I always wanted to

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strawdool · 2 months

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DONT STOP THE YURI !!!!!!!

#more narilamb yuri please guyys someone send me a ray of yuri so i can die on peace #narilamb #cult of the lamb #true devotion #narinder x lamb #cotl lamb #cotl narinder #narilamb yuri #my art #two eyes to see ahead and one specifically to see the wife <3

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pocket-dragon · 3 months

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#bg3 #baldurs gate 3 #dnd #Karlach #karlach cliffgate #tavlach #tav #bard tav #comic #MY WIFE #immediately after the last panel she tries to play it cool #EDIT: NO ONE TOLD ME I FORGOT HER TATOOS #GAH

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lazycranberrydoodles · 7 months

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everybody go home. this is my magnum opus

#HELP THIS IS KILLING ME #the original version of this had hua cheng in a ‘i have a CRAZY wife she hates STUPID PEOPLE and LOVES DOGS and im NOT AFRAID TO USE HER’#but if hua cheng was at midwestern gas station number 472 in the novelty slogan tshirt aisle #she for sure would get some sort of ‘your wife (woman symbol) vs MY WIFE (wonder woman silhouette)’#or ‘trophy 🏆🏆 WIFE’#or possibly a ‘return to wife if lost’#or ‘i have a SMOKIN HOT wife’#or ‘im the BOSS til my WIFE gets home’#or ‘5 things you should know about my WIFE: 1. she is my queen 2. she is a bit crazy 3. she can whoop your ass #4. she says whatever she is thinking 5. mess with her and theyll never find your body’#or ‘i go to work so my wife can COLLECT SCRAPS’#or even at worst. ‘ my wife is the PRINCESS the mouse LOST’#xie lian would be initially embarassed. but you know her ass would be wearing a ‘proud PROPERTY of an AWESOME WIFE’ shirts @ heaven meetings #or ‘i’m not scared of ANYTHING - my WIFE is a CALAMITY’#which was sold as a metaphor for your wife being mean and powerful. but she wears it straight.#or even ‘im not GAY but my WIFE is’ lmfao #anyway.#tgcf #tian guan ci fu #hualian #hua cheng #xie lian #hualesbians #modern au #tgcf meme #my art #art #tgcf shitpost #lmao #mxtx

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letsplayeternity · 4 months

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No but you don't understand this is his face when Penelope tells him she's the laughingstock of the entire ton and of course she never expected him to court her. This boy just got this heart broken because THAT'S HIS FRIEND. That's his FRIEND, more than anything else, and he does not see her in the way that she sees herself (he's not fully ready to truly see her yet) but he is CERTAIN she is miles above the rest of the entire bloody ton and that she does not see it herself BREAKS HIS HEART.

AND she is clearly in pain now and THERE IS NOTHING HE CAN DO BECAUSE HE WAS A PART OF IT. He had promised to take care of her, to "always look after her" and HE DIDN'T. He loves her (just how much he loves her he is not ready to realise yet) and he has let HER down. She was the only person who truly saw him as a separate person from his million siblings and he was never "another bridgerton" to her, and like we talk about Compass!Colin and how he ALWAYS sees Penelope, but he DIDN'T SEE HER, not when it mattered and HE BROKE HER HEART. That's the face of a man who knows he has become no better than the Fifes or Cressidas of the Ton and the BOY IS DISTRAUGHT.

Now excuse me while I go throw myself off of a cliff.

#polin #colin bridgerton #penelope featherington #bridgerton #bridgerton season 3 #colin x penelope #this is the origin story of Colin “My Wife” Bridgerton #i will accept nothing less #give me unhinged Colin making sure Penelope sees herself how he sees her #chaos colin has entered the chat #luke newton #nicola coughlan #he makes me unhinged

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wolfywolfy · 2 months

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I love how Astarion quotes The Tell-Tale Heart every once in a while. It's a rarer line, and initially I thought it was out of place (Neil is very well versed in theater, so I assumed it was a riff from him), but since reading an analysis of the work I think it was pretty purposeful.

The piece is all about fear and paranoia, things we know Astarion is plagued by despite how he might act. Similarly, the narrator of the story also tries to convince the reader that they are not as troubled as they seem. In the end, the narrator is consumed by the beating of the heart of the old man he killed and dismembered, the sound growing louder and louder until in a fit of rage he reveals the body to the police to absolve himself from the persistent beating.

Except the police never heard the heart beat, because it wasn't the old man's heart at all. The narrator was consumed by the sound of his own heart beating more and more rapidly in his chest from fear. He was the owner of the thing that forced him to reveal his true nature, he is the owner of the tell-tale heart.

And what happens with Astarion after you romance him? He realizes over time that, while he tried to deny his feelings and was initially only interested in manipulating you for his own means, he actually has grown to care for you. You have done something to his heart that hasn't happened in centuries, you have made it feel as if it has started beating again.

Therefore, his tell-tale heart leads him to admit his transgressions, which were committed out of fear and paranoia for his safety.

So the line is actually very, very apt. His confession during Act 2 is his own version of "Villains! Dissemble no more! I admit the deed! Tear up the planks! Here, here! It is the beating of his hideous heart!" Except, of course, it is his own heart that he is unearthing for us (and it's not so hideous, after all).

#astarion #astarion ancunin #bg3 #baldurs gate 3 #bg3 astarion #i always wondered why he said that line so i looked more into it #and yeah yknow what that DOES fit with him really well actually #i love him 💜 hes my wife #anyways larian's writers continue to impress me #this is just as deep as gale's “doth thy mirror crack?” line #wolfy speaks

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dnncats · 7 months

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