#me up. like dude I don't like this either!!

[run2rae]

'WHY ARE YOU CRAWLING DOWN?'

GAMER!GETO X GN!READER

CONTEXT: Your boyfriend, Suguru has been on his PC game all day long. "One more game, please?", he says after 2 hours. You had enough of waiting. "Why are you crawling down, my love?" WARNINGS: nsfw, 18+, oral (m!receiving), praising, teasing, kissing BEFORE YOU READ: There may be small grammar mistakes or typos, so please bare with me! ˚　　　　✦　　　.　　. 　 ˚　.　　　　　 . ✦　　　 　˚　　　　 . ★⋆. 　　　.   　　˚　✭　 　　*　　 　　✦　　　.　　.　　　✦　˚ 　　　　 ˚　.˚　　　　　✭　.　　. 　 ˚　.　　　　 　　 　　　　 ✦

"Suguru! How long has it been since I told you that dinner is ready? You said one more game!"

You were frustrated. You came home after a long day of work waiting to see your boyfriend, but when you came home he was sitting at his desk playing games with his friends. You don't mind of course, but you even cleaned, did some work & cooked dinner all in the span of 2 hours, and he still hasn't gotten up.

"Baby, please I know, but I'm in the middle of this match, I'll be done after I promise."

Suguru looks at you with those eyes. Those pleading eyes. You roll your eyes and scoff while walking away to the dining room. You still can't believe you came home just to not even be noticed. You were sitting at the dinner table eating the food you cooked for the both of you. You sighed to yourself picking up the food with your fork and placing it in your mouth. After you finished your plate, you got the plate Suguru was supposed to be eating his food from and placed it into a container and put it in the refrigerator.

"Fuck! Dude come on! He was right behind you!"

You hear Suguru yelling at his computer angrily. You quietly walk back into the room where he was. He hadn't noticed that you walked in since his headphones were at max volume and his eyes completely locked onto the screen.

You slowly walk behind him and massage his shoulders, making him jump.

"Oh shit- Ah, fuck baby you scared me. I'm almost done, so-"

You cut him off of his words with a kiss, then quickly pulling away.

"Don't worry, baby. You can keep playing. Don't mind me."

You said looking at him with a grin as you continue you slowly massage his shoulders. He looked confused on how calm you were now when not too long ago you looked like your head was going to explode, but he didn't think more of it.

As he's playing his game, you slowly start to move your hands down his chest, leaning your head down towards his neck. You start to kiss down his neck and he jumps from the feeling of you on his skin.

"Ah- B-Baby? What are you doing?"

You giggle at his reaction. He was always so sensitive to touch. Your touch.

"Haha, nothing baby. Don't mind me, just keep doing what you're doing."

You say as you caress his face kissing his cheek. Your other hand still on his chest rubbing it. Suguru tries his best to not pay any mind to what you're doing and focuses on his game.

You pull your lips and hands away from Suguru and roll his chair back slightly, crawling down under his desk.

"M-My love? Why are you crawling down?"

Suguru's face has turned into a light red color looking down at you. Suddenly he hears his teammate call for him and he quickly fixes his focus on the game again.

You smirk to yourself. You open his legs slowly and start to rub your hands on his inner thighs, looking up at him. His body twitches slightly from your touch.

"H-Hey guys, I'll be muted for a second.."

Suguru quickly mutes his mic and looks down at you.

"My love, w-what are you doing? Look, I'm sorry about not paying attention to you, but mm-"

His words were cut off by you rubbing his clothed cock with your hand. Suguru was trying his best to suppress any noise from coming out of his mouth.

"Are you sure, baby? I can stop if you want.."

Suguru looks down at you, contemplating on letting you continue your evil plan. He sighs and grabs your chin to look up at him. His dark eyes staring into yours.

"Fine. Make it quick, baby... Don't tease me either.."

You nod your head grinning at him. He lets go of your face and you move your hand towards the zipper of his pants, moving the zipper down slowly. You hear Suguru un-mute his mic.

"Hey guys, sorry I'm back. Where is the last guy at?"

Suguru was now focused on his game again giving you ideas to try and make him lose his mind. After pulling the zipper down you spot his bulge from his underwear. You want to make this whole situation last a little longer. You start to lick his bulge through his underwear, circling your tongue around his tip leaking with precum.

"Oh shit behind y-you.. mm..hah.. S-Sorry guys, something was in my t-throat.."

You start the massage his inner thighs as you continue. You tease his tip through the fabric blocking your mouth from his cock. Suguru looks down at you clenching his teeth trying to suppress a whine. Your touch was too much for him to handle.

You pull away from his crotch removing his underwear to reveal his cock. Your warm breath hitting it sent shivers down his spine as he bit his lip. You grab his cock and move it towards your tongue, slapping his tip on it. You swirl your tongue around his cock going up and down. He begins to twitch in his seat, trying so so hard to focus on his game.

"Mm..hah.. O-One more guy left..f-fuck.." Suguru squeezes his eyes shut. God you felt so good. The way your tongue put him under what felt like a spell made him go crazy. You started to move your head up and down taking him fully in your mouth as you used your tongue. "F-Fuck... Sorry guys. We lost that game because of me..mm I'll be getting o-off now, see ya-" Suguru quickly left the voice call with his friends and pulled your head up making you look at him. "Listen. You have some real guts doing that, ya know? I told you not to tease me. Did you want them to hear? You want to mess around, baby?" Suguru was staring deeply into your eyes with a stern look grabbing your head with his hand pushing you down on his wet cock. You felt your eyes roll back as he forcefully pushed your head down. Fuck. He felt so big. Your throat was filled with his cock yet you wanted more of him. His taste. "Yeah...Just like that... Fuck..mmm.." You started to moan from how deep you were taking him. Suguru guided your head, bopping it up and down on his length. He ran this fingers through your hair slightly pulling it as you took him whole. "Mmm!- Hah-" All the noises you could make were pants and moans. You could barely breathe as his cock filling your mouth completely. You felt him twitch in your mouth as he moved your head faster and faster. He was close. "F-Fuck- I'm c-close baby.. Keep going.. Keep using that beautiful mouth of yours... G-God you're so perfect.." Suguru was blabbering his mouth away as you continued to take him. You then felt a shot of warm, thick, sweet substance shoot in your throat as Suguru moaned. "Ah- F-Fuck- Baby- Take it all, fucking take it all.. mmmh" You swallowed all of his load. You pull back panting looking up at him. He looked down at you smirking leaning down to kiss your lips. He pulls you up on his lap kissing your neck and rubbing your heat through your pants. "Ah- Sugu... M-More.. Please.." Suguru pulls away from your neck now kissing your jawline. He ran his fingers through your hair pulling your face down to look at him in the eyes. "Is this what you wanted, baby? This is just the beginning..." --------------------------------------------------------

[moonmeg]

Hey guys you know what you shouldn't do?

Ask if maybe a girl would consider rescheduling her meeting with her boyfriend so she can go grab a coffee with you instead 😍

I had this happen to me yesterday. I don't have a boyfriend but this dude I gave my number to before class, because I wanted out of the uncomfortable situation he put me in and because my brain didn't consider "no" being an option (I'm a clown, ik), didn't seem like he'd let loose after a no from me. So I made up a boyfriend in hopes he'd take the very obvious hint but he instead asked me if maybe I could reschedule since he'd like to get to know me. Maybe something you SHOULDN'T do???

Look, fellas, my biggest respect for shooting your shot - I recently took initiative myself and asked a guy I find cute on a date and holy shit it takes nerves - I'd never judge someone for taking that courage but trying to convince someone almost desperately to go out with them even when they told you they have a partner... not the way to go.

Even when I told him I'm not looking for any closer bond to him in either platonic or romantic ways (not my type + like at least 15 years older than me), he said "Thanks for your honesty I appreciate that. By the way where do you live?" LIKE HUH

[prettyboysdontlookatexplosions]

having finished david j. skal's something in the blood: the untold story of bram stoker, the man who wrote dracula, i enjoyed it tremendously and learned a lot and thought his commentary was mostly good or at least interesting and bookmarked some quotes i intend to type up at some point. BUT i do have some dracula-specific nits to pick that i am going to share here because to be frank i think The Dracula Daily Community On Tumblr will be receptive to my complaints. spoilers relative to the current calendar point below the cut for dracula daily first-timers

1. i mentioned early on in my reading of the book that one thing that became very apparent to me is that a lot of the seward-van helsing dynamic sure feels like it can be read as an expression of the kind of relationship stoker desperately wanted to have (or wanted to believe he had, and perhaps even convinced himself he did have) with henry irving: a mentor-mentee relationship between two men where the older and more dazzling man has his peculiarities and eccentricities but also pledges to the younger and more worshipful man a sincere undying loyalty born out of gratitude for his stalwart service in times of old and of a general respect for what the younger man brings to the table. skal is careful not to argue too forcefully for any particular biographical reading but he is also not generally shy about tossing out possible emotional connections or sources of inspiration; for example, as he discusses irving's death, he asks whether, if irving really was a source of inspiration for dracula, on some level stoker's observations of irving's failing health in his final years may have spurred him to gift him a fictionalized immortality. given that, the more i read the more i found it just sincerely bizarre that the sewart-van helsing connection doesn't come up even once. my guess is that his reading of jonathan as stoker's self-insert (he doesn't use that exact phrase iirc but he says this pretty much explicitly but i have no idea where in the 580 book so... sorry) occludes the possibility in his view that any of the other characters are also self-inserts (my own hypothesis is that basically every major character in dracula is a self-insert to some degree or another lmao. it's a very self-indulgent book! i don't mean that in a bad way!)

2. skal talks a lot about stoker's lifelong Gender Weirdness, which resists a reading as simple or as definitive as "he's just gay" but comes up repeatedly (sometimes in ways i thought were kind of goofy, like in his discussion of the irish custom of dressing boys in girls' clothing until they were like 7... like if it's culturally normal then doesn't that just mean children's clothing is gender neutral until a certain age? if it's happening to all boys would it be expected to have particular effects on a single boy who is being treated the same as all other boys? idk....). like, he talks about a poem stoker wrote in college or thereabouts that is either gay or from the perspective of a heartbroken woman, he talks about his interest in the conspiracy theory that queen elizabeth was actually a dude, etc. it's a recurring thread in the novel. AND YET!!!!!! ...... absolutely no mention of mina being described by van helsing as having a man's brain and a woman's heart. he quotes the journal entry where stoker describes himself in similar terms but does not connect it to dracula even though it is IMO a MUCH more explicit and direct connection than many of the possible biographical connections he identifies. like idk if i'm just tumblr dracula book club pilled but to me this was insane lol. that's the most overt expression of androgyny in dracula and it just doesn't come up at all! this is related i think to the idea that jonathan is the only self-insert (see also the fact that he never brings up how integral mina's secretarial skills are to the plot when he spent much of his professional life exercising secretarial skills of his own...) and also to his general acceptance of the reading that dracula as a novel is only nervous about women (which it is lol) and not doing any other stuff with them (which it also is! see below...)

3. okay this is the wildest one for me. on the one hand sometimes i get very insecure and defensive about how we talk about dracula here because i'm like, idk can 7 billion people positing a single very simplistic exclusively regressive view of the novel's treatment of women really all be wrong? but something happened in this book that kind of strengthened my conviction that no actually the book is just not as straightforward in its treatment of women as many readers would suggest, which is that skal, who has devoted a considerable portion of his career to the novel dracula by bram stoker, actively misremembers a scene in the book in a way that aligns it more comfortably with the reading that dracula is a fantasia about punishing gender-transgressive women - discussing stoker's next novel, the man, he writes: "There is much consideration of how female dominance and male submissiveness might be balanced, without the New Woman hysterics of Dracula, in which Lucy shocks propriety by suggesting a woman might propose to a man and is summarily cursed with living death." but lucy literally doesn't suggest that! mina does! (august 10: "But I suppose the New Woman won’t condescend in future to accept; she will do the proposing herself. And a nice job she will make of it, too! There’s some consolation in that.") and while mina is temporarily cursed with living death, ultimately she is saved and gets to live happily ever after. i was like quite sincerely shocked by such a flagrant error about the text this guy is an alleged expert on (he is one of the co-editors of the norton critical edition); personally i noticed the mistake right away because every year on Mina Makes Fun Of The New Woman Day i get annoyed at the tag filling up with people who have never in their lives heard of a smart interesting woman who was not also aligned politically with the cutting edge of feminist thought, lol. i guess it really goes to show you the power of narrative that a particular framework for understanding gender in the novel like... literally overwrote the actual text in the memory of someone who has spent much of his professional life talking about this novel. but like i said i also found this in a weird way affirming because well like yeah... in order to simplify gender in dracula that much you literally have to be wrong about the actual events of the book lol...

it's occurring to me now that he also talks about bram's invalid childhood but doesn't connect that to jonathan's time as an invalid and subsequent restoration to splendid manhood... i'm not saying there is a connection but i am saying i don't think this is a less insane thing to posit than "is dracula immortal because he wanted henry irving to live forever," you know?... he quotes a guy talking about all the grown men crying in the novel as an example of arrested development connected to reading dracula as a fairy tale which overall is a reading i DO like but he doesn't also connect all the hysterical dudes to the gender stuff even though the novel definitely makes a point to associate sobbing breakdowns with women while also giving them to all its male characters... well whatever... the history was very fun to read and i do recommend the book if you've been curious about What Stoker's Whole Deal Was and i also did like some of his insights on dracula, like the aforementioned connection to stoker's love for fairytales (he points out that as in fairytales most of the main characters are orphans and i was like - oh! - my heart!) and his emphasis on stoker's love for the theater and for his childhood experiences of the christmas pantomime which i think really underscores my general belief that dracula slaps partly because it is, as i mentioned above, extremely self-indulgent and totally unafraid of showy tricks and melodrama (compliment!!!! i mean this as a compliment!!!!)... but yes i do think his analysis of the novel leaves something to be desired.

[mcytblrconfessions]

the ccbeeduo nostalgia is so confusing to me i get that you can't control how you feel but personally i find it weird to obsess over the idea of these dudes being friends/making content together (and the possibility of them doing it again) when that's clearly not what either of them have wanted for over two years now and frankly it's been longer since they stopped being friends than it ever was with them hanging out. idk i just don't get it what is the appeal about continuing to talk about these guys like they'll magically make up and hang out again

[chained-sweater]

UPDATED Sexuality Headcanons

—☆—

The Gang:

Darry: Gay (Expect a lot of these, lmao.)

Ponyboy: Bisexual [No preference. Likes men & women equally. (Me too, dude.)]

Johnny: Gay (His type: Ponyboy)

Steve: Gay [(I told you there would be a lot of these.) Only dated Evie to protect himself & his reputation.]

Two-Bit: Straight ally (I used to hc him as pan, but now my brain don't like that. :p)

Sodapop: Gay (Dated Sandy to protect himself & his reputation like Steve with Evie.)

Dallas: Bisexual (He sleeps w/ everyone. Small preference for women, but he does love men.)

—☆—

The Other Greasers:

Tim: Bisexual (Female preference.)

Curly: Aggressive bisexual (Basically bisexual, but aggressive. Male preference.)

Angela: She either bisexual or lesbian, my dumbass cannot decide. [Let's just say that she loves women more than men. (I might update this later.)]

Sylvia: Bisexual (Male preference.)

Sandy: Straight (Not an ally. This bitch is a big time homophobe. Sorry not sorry.)

Evie: Lesbian (Dated Steve to protect herself & her reputation.)

Buck (bc I have to include this king): Straight ally (He's literally the biggest supporter of the LGBTQ+ community you will ever meet.)

—☆—

The Socs:

Randy: Gay (Loved one person and one person only: Bob)

Marcia: Flustered bisexual (Male preference.)

Cherry: Straight as an arrow. (Ik people hc her to be bi or les, but I couldn't see it. Also, she ain't that supportive of the queer community, but doesn't really express any homophobia. [Fight me on this, I dare you. You cannot change my mind.])

Bob: Questioning (He liked girls, but also realized that he liked guys as well. He never got the chance to explore his sexuality bc Johnny pulled up w/ his switchblade and said, "Adíos, bitch.")

Paul: Unlabeled. (He likes guys and girls; he just doesn't want to label himself as bi or somethin' like that.)

—☆—

Yeet.

[melminli]

drabble - movie night with megumi, yuuji & nobara

"Hey, where are the chips? I couldn't find them anywhere." You asked after walking into the dorm room. It was movie night, and you felt like eating something salty. It was going to be a while before you could agree on a movie anyway.

Megumi turned to you since the argument between the other two started to bore him. "Have you looked in the bottom shelf on the left? We just bought some the other day, didn't we?"

A sigh left your lips. "Yeah, we did." You then turned to Nobara and Yuuji, who were too busy fighting each other to listen to you.

"I'll say it again, I don't want to watch one of your stupid John Wick movies!" She exclaimed with an annoyed look on her face, fighting with the pink-haired for the remote. "Well, I don't want to watch Pitch Perfect 1 again, okay? I'll lose my mind if I hear their regional song one more time!"

"Don't say that! It's not my fault that the first one is the best!"

You clap your hands to get their attention. "Well, I'm not in the mood for action, and I really don't want to see that vomit scene again, so stop arguing. We're not watching either of them." You clarified, ignoring their sour looks to get back on the original topic. "Now, do any of you know where the chips are?"

Nobara just shook her head, but yuuji spoke up. "Oh, yeah. I ate them." He said curtly.

You and Megumi raised an eyebrow at his answer. The shadow user asked again. "All six bags?"

The guilty one scratched his cheek a little embarrassed. "...I was bored, and they're gone so quickly."

You rubbed your forehead in annoyance at what you heard. "Of course they are when you eat them like some starved maniac, man!" You exclaimed. "They were family size, too! And don't give me the excuse that you're eating for two people. You don't have a baby in your belly. It's a historical curse, for gods sake!" You continued, making the boy feel smaller with every word. "And it's the most evil one out there! I think he can manage without you eating every last thing you see, and you know what? Even better if not!"

That was the last thing you said before you stormed out of the room. Needless to say, you didn't have the best day, and this event was your last straw. Yuuji looked to the others after a few seconds of silence. "...you think she's mad at me?"

The two just sighed at the same time. "Just go to the supermarket and buy some chips, dude."

[iaus]

okay. i need to like. keep myself distracted until noon so. woe porter write up be upon ye. (feat jace because. well i mean look at me.)

So last time I did a little write up it was just a quick phone typed teehee here's some Jace headcanons but Porter has been fucking bugging me. I have a lot of thought put into this dude, but haven't really... written him much yet. So:

-> He is the Solace equivalent of an army brat. Raised in a military (paladin) family and moved around a lot. This is part of the reason he's really confident in himself because he was actually? Pretty popular? Wherever he went. I have diagnosed him with unfortunately hot his whole life so now he is the way he is.

-> Oldest of *hand wave* siblings (not committing to his family size just yet because I don't want to retcon my own hcs) and this sort of fuels into his rage. He was held to an impossibly high standard (that he was proud to meet! He did hit those goals!) and he was raised very much in a tough love environment, and then his parents slowly loosened up as they had more kids so Porter was really pissed off and angry because he thought his parents were doing a disservice to his little siblings. How are they going to be the best they could be if they're not being pushed? (Porter himself does not engage with this thought on a deeper level.)

-> I think he's somewhat estranged with his family at this point. It's not really a conscious cut off, but more of just we email updates every once in a while and his parents and a few siblings send moonar yulenear (i'm crying i hate typing this out every time) cards. He's that distant uncle who lives with his best friend to some of his siblings' kids. His youngest sibling actually just hates his guts and refuses to talk to him.

-> Yes. He is as confident as he projects, but Jace specifically does something to him. I'll get into that in a bit.

-> He's had a handful of what he counts as serious relationships, but the partners he had always ended up being like. Are we going to get married. Are we ever doing more than this? And Porter was always like. No? Isn't this as good as it gets?

-> I like the idea of him being (a bit) younger than Jace, but I haven't actually got into the nitty gritty of making timelines yet so just know they're nebulously the same age (midlife crisis age).

-> I think I said in my first fic that Porter was Jace's senior by a few years, but I also like the idea of Jace being at Aguefort like 5-ish years when Porter starts teaching. I'm not really committing to either at this point. But, either way I picture him at least in his early 50s by junior year.

-> The teacher Porter respected most at Aguefort was his barbarian teacher who had a very similar teaching approach. It was all about results. If you had to have a bit of tough love to get to your goals? Yeah. You are getting that.

Okay. There's some. Basics for him.

Now. Here's the real reason I wanted to write this teehee.

Porter's deep-seated unhealthy Jace obsession <3

I think Porter is used to actually being pretty popular.

He's not one to get ignored if he shows attention to someone. It's happened once or twice, but he decided that person just wasn't that interesting at all actually.

Jace kind of writes him off when they first meet.

Jace is pleasant (something something obnoxiously friendly) but not pleasant enough for Porter not to pick up a vibe from him. So, while Jace is quietly being like. Unfortunately, I am a stereotype and find the barbarian hot. Porter is like what is this dude's fucking deal.

So, he ends up pursuing Jace. He plays up his charm that he usually doesn't bother with and ends up realizing wow. WOW. He's fucked up I need to know more. And I think a lot of what Porter does that's sweet is him being like. Well. I've been in relationships before and I can recognize a giant ego like my own so I'll go through the motions to keep him coming back so I can keep figuring him out.

(Idiot.)

But. This ends up with Porter figuring out that Jace is like. Scary good with magic and Jace just rolls his eyes like of course. Magic is innate but also I'm just good. And that is catnip for Porter. Here is this arrogant caster who is so sure of himself and ignores me if he doesn't want something from me I need to make him mine. (He's fallen for the trap. He really has. He doesn't see that Jace's ego is huge, but also really fragile.)

Which leads to Jace leaving Porter out of the blue (in his perception). And he is so fucking pissed about it, so he keeps pursuing Jace. (Again. Again. He falls for it. This is what Jace wants.) And they get locked in this horrible, self-fulfilling cycle.

Porter's not used to being left the way Jace leaves him and Jace isn't used to getting chased the way Porter chases him and it's...

So unhealthy.

But god is it everything they both want.

[carbonbasedmatter]

they should give you a minimum 20 years after coming back from school to rest and process everything that happened

[tblsomedoodles]

Phone based customer service is fking hell

I don't have time to put together the entire (very late) speedpaint before work so here's another vent doodle instead. (i'll probably post it later tonight.)

Is this a little ooc? maybe. but people yelling at you over the phone hits different than people yelling irl. especially if they won't let you get a word in edgewise. and a newly tech support Donnie (either 07 iteration or Adopted Donnie Don) would find that out very quickly.

[kevindavidday]

allison chronic divorcee until renee confesses and they live happily ever after but this trope is not for the angst...its for the idea of putting the foxes in multiple weddings just andreil watching allison walk down the aisle and going "five months" "i say three" and renee being the only one who's super upset over these weddings but doesn't realize she has a chance (she's the only one who has a chance)

[dragonsballsz]

also he doesn't strike me as the type to bother burying bodies

[54625]

dude

[carmarriage]

the worst thing (<- hyperbolic) about being an overwatch fan is after being abandoned for like 4 yrs before ow2 came out, i had so much time to build on the characters and world in my head, and now that they're back with a new creative team almost every single piece of lore we're getting is directly contradicting all the shit that i made up and convinced myself was canon. stop this madness. PLEASE

[corfisers]

the thing about the dudebro discussion, the aita post, the willingness to just take at face value any accusations directed at a person you don't know, is that it's all so painfully transparent, it's so obvious that those conversations are happening at this scale specifically because it's about trans women. maybe it's just me, but you generally shouldn't be using certain terms for people unless you know that they are comfortable with them, and if you fucked up then apologize and move on (if we pretend for a second that the majority of dudebros weren't feign ignorance or just actively malicious to begin with). you should be aware that some things don't affect you the same way they affect other people, and you definitely shouldn't be giving those people potentially dangerous advice on topics that you personally aren't familiar with, this is the baseline, at least don't fucking put other people who were misled into trusting you in danger. and if an anon barges into your inbox with some wild accusations then you should stop and think "hey, why are you coming to me anonymously with no evidence to back any of this up, and in such a way that i have to reply to you publicly so more people get to see this" regardless of who it's directed at. like, those are all pretty simple things, or they should be at least, but because the targets are trans women and transmisogyny is so fucking rampant everyone has to bend over backwards to come up with excuses as to why treating trans women this way is perfectly normal and justified.

[front-facing-pokemon]

[kjzx]

Will go to a do a haircut in some hours and I have the amount of worry about how I'm gonna ask for a buzzcut and how mean people are gonna be about it at a level that shouldn't exist for a woman in 2024 imo