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gender ain't the only binary NSBU is playing with
there are five clusters of binary strings in 8-bit units on this screen, and when translated from ascii and put in order, they spell out:
"the hive hacker voice: I'm IN be gay do crime hack the planet"
#there are several other 0s and 1s and other symbols that aren't as easy to decipher from this i suspect they may be nothing but who knows#nsbu#never stop blowing up#d20#one of them just says hacker v and i was like ooh foreshadowing can't wait to meet hacker v
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You know I always thought the watch dogs would be a perfect setting for Desmond to take a step back from a assassin and just go around helping people, like Aiden with his vengeance for Lena, or/and causing chaos with dedsec in San Francisco
Since we already have an Aiden x Desmond idea where it looks like it’s shaping up to Aiden fucking Abstergo (and maybe even the Assassins) up for kidnapping Desmond, let’s make this one more on the side of Desmond trying his best not to be part of whatever mess DedSec is brewing in San Francisco and failing XD
It was meant to be a vacation of some sort.
The Brotherhood’s little ‘sorry we got you killed to save the world but, hey, at least you lived! Here! Have a little vacay while we try and find your team who went underground after they thought you died’ apology ‘gift’.
Why San Francisco?
Because apparently Abstergo hasn’t gotten their little grubby hands in it that much so Desmond would have a semi-normal life.
Free boarding. Enough weekly allowance to get by and even splurge on food once a week…
It was…
Okay.
But it can get a bit monotonous so he would sometimes take a walk, look around.
Maybe climb the tallest building and use his Eagle Vision to make sure there’s no reds nearby.
There were a lot of gangs around these parts apparently but they seemed… uninterested in Desmond so they didn’t ping as red.
Desmond supposed he could do San Francisco a solid and take care of these gangs but he was on vacation.
He was sure he was going to be roped into the latest POE-related bullshit after this so he’d rather be lazy for once.
He deserved it.
He fucking died.
But, of course, since his name was Desmond Miles and his main profession was ‘fate’s favorite chew toy’…
One sunny day while he was just ordering food from a foodtruck that makes really delicious chilis that made his stomach curse him hours later (worth it though), his phone vibrated.
His phone never gave any notification.
He wanted to groan.
It seemed it was time for his vacation to be over.
Only to blink when he took out his phone and saw that it wasn’t a message or email from the Assassin only called Bishop.
It was from an app that Erudito apparently added to the phone.
… alerting him that someone tried to hack his phone.
He looked around with his Eagle Vision.
… and saw a red phone.
He blinked once more and saw that the man holding the red phone was wearing a blue baseball cap and had glasses.
And he was staring straight back at Desmond.
He mouthed the words ‘Erudito?’ to Desmond and Desmond grimaced.
Great.
Some hacker now saw his face and thought he was part of Erudito.
He has no idea how to fucking hack.
So Desmond did the best thing he could do considering the circumstances.
He ran away.
And the damn hacker ran after him.
#does this count as meet cute?#probably not XD#meet hacker cute XD#assassin's creed#desmond miles#ask and answer#teecup writes/has a plot#fic idea: assassin's creed#watch dogs#fic idea: watch_dogs#fic idea: crossover#there's a few watch_dogs asks in my inbox apparently#i didn't notice XD#i don't mind#i enjoyed watch_dogs XD
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why are kevin's "two favorite adult film actors" both MEN? #nooticing
#kevin spencer#gay#gay smoking gayholic gayciopath#currently still at season 2 in my first watch through of the series#around the middle of s2 it really starts to go up up up in terms of quality im always amazed at how quickly this show evolved#pornman and afroman are kinda complicated for me#cause on one hand they're decently funny characters and I don't hate them#I just feel in some episodes when they've been shoved in out of nowhere it's not been the best#and sometimes when they're put in and they just have 1-3 minutes of pornman shenanigans that are just sort of. mildly funny#and don't really correlate to the rest of the episode or connect back at any point that grinds my gears a little#but this episode was such a good use of the duo and played to their strengths having them be relevant to the plot serving a sensical role#i love the teacher dragging the kids off “DON'T LOOK!”#I kinda was out of my mind watching this episode. probably cause i was riding high after first seeing timmy in that last one.#god episode 9 “good will spencer” is prob my favorite of the show so far hit the mark in every way#kevin at his best joining the hacker group and meeting timmy#and his dad at his best adopting the DRUNKEN WELFARE MAN persona.#top tier.#anyway I've rambled enough now. if only I had some smokes and cough syrup to shut me up....
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Sweet talking gets him out of a lot of situations.
#proselfship#profic#proship#age gap ship#little hacker (gregory)#fluttershy’s arty things#this is old art but I still like it#awkward work moment when the kid who keeps hacking into everything and breaking in turns out to be really hot#sh0ta#I don’t really know if it counts but I’m tagging it anyways haha#also meet Tori he’s my fnaf s/i and he is a massive loser
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concert look
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Looking through Yuriy's tag and sighing dreamily like I didn't draw that shit myself
#to be fair#he's my boyfriend's character#high text#yuriy serafimovich#he's just 🥰#hyper dedicated incredibly skilled air force pilot from st. petersburg#meets his dream girl but their engagement shatters as he's too dedicated to his work#uses the chance to be on the first team ever to station in orbit of saturn#works alongside a few very reputable scientists a storied medical professional and young savant hacker#and practical Captain American a beautiful jock twunk fireman who's got more public service awards then limbs unscarred#and they have a sort of whirlwind romance in the shadow of SATURN#and when the dream ends after 10 years--#10 years of coworkers with benefits catching feelings. 10 years of living alongside comrades alone in the depths of space#Griffin Mackenzie not only wants to date Yuriy on Earth. he wants to get hitched? C'MON#I'm so high anyways
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(drops random rarepair and runs)
#LISTEN HEAR ME OUT HERE#they meet cause barry is stan's emergency contact whenever he's in trouble#and mario falls hard for the guy that shows up at least once a week to drag his brother back home#like bouncer going by a fake name and hacker who knew his social security number after two and a half minutes is just so funny to me#security shipping consumes my entire brain rn okay?#sing#sing 2016#sing mario#sing barry#i have been bugging the discord about these two for weeks now lol
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When the fic has Tsuna's fake cover name for be either 'Ciel' or 'Natsu'
#katekyo hitman reborn#khr#ciel#natsu#names#fake names#creative#like...what?#ciel means SKY#EVERYONE IN KNOWS WHAT IS A SKY#What and Why#and Natsu is at least better?#the 'hacker named Ciel' ma'am??? sir???#i know one fic where Tsuna does in fact says his name is Ciel#and everyone is like...?#and you pulling our leg? for real? CIEL?#its a time travel fic called 'Irony' with him meeting Timoteo in the past
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"I sense something..."
"A presence I've not felt since..."
tap tap tap tap tap

oh fuck
#v: Streamer Girl#soooooo to all you newbies#meet FEMALE Atem!#tldr: streams on twitch and on the last episode has a sponsorship with the company Paradius#oh yea and she made out with some hacker's girlfriend then she got doxxed#ah im sure she's over that
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Needed a small breather and drew ma boy LuLu as a chibi 🤌💕 He is such a no brainer to draw and I love his expression and big teeth wayyyyy too much. Maybe I should put him in the Yakuza too. i mean, he would rock Hawaii for sure xD
#artists on tumblr#my art#original character#mandarina original#Ludwig#LuLu#my little ratboy#gonna put you in Yakuza too#Meet Ichiban and befriend him#if you can#I mean you're a fucking ratboy#but a hacker#super useful#but expensive#man what should I do with you#?#find a job Lulu xD
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🙈😳.
#update on the situationship: he just told me his mom has asked him how many kids we're having#hacker voice: we're in boys#<- completely losing my cool btw#terrified of commitment woman meets a dude who has unironically proposed to me twice HELP
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Two besties taking a small break from hacking an out of view access point in realspace
#Netrunner V#OC: Veil#Song So Mi#i think Netrunners would be really awkward with eachother when meeting irl especially West Coast and East Cost runners#because they spend a lot of time with eachother in cyberspace#realspace meet ups are a bit trippy#I'm going to remake this one a little later#it's a work in progress to what I'm trying to do with my headcanon Song/V where nothing bad happens and its more like a gay Hackers (1995)#also I noticed photomode has been getting FPS drops at certain angles which has been annoying me
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so i started playing a crack in time, right? like i really really wanted to? couldn't stop thinking about?
well. someone mentioned delsin rowe and now i want to play infamous: second son instead.
#hate having adhd hate having no attention span hate hate hate#DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW MANY TIMES I HAVE TRIED AND FAILED TO PLAY SECOND SON THROUGH TO COMPLETION#so many times that now devot is absolutely uninterested in seeing me play through the opening for the bajillionth time#i should finish it it's just LONG and i get distracted around the time we meet the hacker guy...#also i got spoiled for the ending which is kind of a huge downer#tox.txt
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they are both British puppet men but you may know hacker from this clip:
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and you may know basil brush from this post

hope this helps
#hacker t dog#we���re just normal men#we’re just innocent men#basil brush#I know very little about both of these men but I immediately love any character if they’re a puppet#I need to know their lifestyles and shit#do you think they meet big and small for like brunch or something#do you think there’s bad blood between them#do they fight each other in alleyways#do they kiss#i’ll never know#Youtube
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THE HARDEST LESSONS FOR STARTUPS ARE REALLY LIKE
But as long as buying printed books was the only economical way to ship. Nerds are Unpopular February 2003 When we were starting Viaweb, I doubt we ever had ten known bugs at any one time to bother with this sort of trick to pledge publicly not to. But valuable ideas are not spiky and isolated. And that being so, revenues would continue to flow in the other half, ferreting out the unexpected. So far I've been finessing the relationship between risk and reward. It was not just big corporations that depended on this principle. I was supposed to be something I'd have to read so many spams. Because the people whose salaries you're proposing to cut. I do think that syntax is not the defining quality of Lisp—both in the sense that architects have to design buildings that don't fall down, but the time to approach them as if you couldn't get anything done unless there was specific protection against this. Bill Gates and Paul Allen hear about the new economy. The kids who got praised for these qualities tended to be the top one in my mind.
01 and. Tests A world with outsiders and insiders implies some kind of balancing mechanism. Unfortunately the distinction between acceptable and maximal performance widens, it will become as big a problem as the Web becomes the default medium for publication. I think most undergrads don't realize yet that the way programmers behave is driven by bookmarking, not because it's a way of getting new customers, but they don't need a big development team, so our third test was largely a restatement of the first sentence. But what people have now is pre-beta. HN. A Plan for Spam'' I used thresholds of. Some are fit only for entry level jobs, but I'm sure many employees could find eight hours worth of stuff they weren't good at. A DH6 response could still be completely mistaken. Look at what Steve Jobs is, because since meeting Robert I've tried to make each link unbreakable.
What happens to fast growing startups tends to surprise even the founders. Until a few centuries ago, the main reason we do Y Combinator: to let loose all this energy by making it easy for hackers to have day jobs, but I'm sure many employees could find eight hours worth of stuff they weren't good at. It seemed like selling out. 11 am, and come with tougher terms. Beyond that, they want to get rich, but as Microsoft shows, revenue is a lagging indicator in the technology world not only recognize this cartoon character, but know that they keep hearing about Java in the press; programmers at big companies, but you can learn when you need to be very hard—that he was on the line. But of course what makes investing so counterintuitive is that in equity markets, good times are surprisingly good: most people can't imagine such freedom. That's where you'll find a group powerful enough to turn back the evolution of book publishing in the books on my shelves.
This is the lowest form of disagreement, and probably also more effective than overt barriers. Iterate. All of you guys already have the first two. Treat a startup as a 19 year old. In the first batch of users are the ones they worry might be believed. SUVs are gross because they're the only ones who've noticed the change. Y Combinator we bet money on it, but some do.
These can certainly affect your life—it's hard to tell whether you're a good hacker, especially when they're young. In effect, Nixon won in 1968 because voters were never allowed to see the VCs' offices on the north side of Sand Hill Road precisely because they're so hard to discover what we like to work on doesn't mean you can look no more than 12. As you think of new things, and new ways of doing things in software on a single device are so great that it becomes the top idea in your mind with the imaginary high price you think they'll offer. But gradually I realized it would probably have something to read. My message to potential customers was: you'd be stupid not to sell more than 25% in phase 2, you have to get it on better terms, which will switch from when one graduates from college to when one leaves it. Engraving was for making little devotional images—basically fifteenth century baseball cards of saints. The closest you can get away with changing more than you spend. Daniels, Robert V. If you want to learn how to program that magically enables business people to understand them. If this were really a meaningless question, you find that good products do tend to get a high price for a company; we did another round of investments in it. I have to wait to start. But to work it depends on a consumer price index created by bolting end to end.
What a recipe for an unstable system. We can imagine will and discipline, then you have the potential to go public. Fundamentally the equation is a brutal one: you have to work too hard on filtering it. They thought they'd be successful. Maybe. Neither of the conventional explanations of the difference between the two there is a real opportunity cost here. Many hope he was exaggerating. Aiming at timelessness is also a good rule of thumb, each layer of interpretation costs a factor of 20. All they're tasting is the peppers. At big companies, but we've never bothered to invite Microsoft.
They just sit there. During the Bubble a lot of the obstacles to ongoing diagnosis will come from the margins, and yet they're probably the most promising vein of users. Plus a startup taking on this problem now has an advantage in buying startups: a lot of the optimism Europeans consider distinctly American is simply what they too were feeling in 1914. The founders thereupon proposed to walk away from the most powerful all the way back to high school, my friend would have known about this problem and yet it is still incredibly unlikely that you get instant feedback from changes: the number of both increases we'll get something more like an efficient market. And of course another big change for the average startup runs for 6 years and a partner can bear to be on the path to huge passes through an A round, or upon acquisition, the investors in it are angels; it just didn't percolate all the way up. 14 pages, but the thousand little things the big company, they were just like those that missed the Industrial Revolution happened. If you try something that has to pervade every program you write. They distributed your work, and other similar classes of accommodations, you get bad ones that sound dangerously plausible. Big companies think the function of office space is to express rank. As Knuth pointed out long ago, speed only matters in certain critical bottlenecks.
#automatically generated text#Markov chains#Paul Graham#Python#Patrick Mooney#meeting#lot#test#device#things#distinction#undergrads#change#people#Road#employees#startup#technology#partner#terms#default#barriers#hacker#Java#changes#qualities#world#indicator#price#Steve
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I had a lot of fun at the 2600 meeting tonight. Very enjoyable, I'm glad I now live close enough to one to actually attend.
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