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thisismisogynoir · 6 months

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I love it when women hate men. I love it when women are allowed to vent to each other about how horrible and creepy men are. I love it when women form friendships with and prioritize each other over relationships with men(whether they're attracted to them or not). I love it when women put men dni in their bios and on their nude photos and on posts on their blogs. I love it when women refuse to mollycoddle and accommodate entitled male feelings with "but this doesn't mean I hate all men, I know a few men who are great, I love my father/sons/brothers/uncles/male cousins/guy friends" I love it when women complain about men WITHOUT "not all men" being a disclaimer. I love it when women avoid socializing with/refuse to be around/befriend/get close to men because they know men can't be trusted. I love it when women make "kill all men" jokes. I love it when women offer absolutely no concern or care for men's feelings and if their misandry offends men whatsoever because why should we, men are the oppressor class who have raped and killed and abused us and kept us as subjugated as second-class citizens for millennia, they regularly mistreat us and the women in their own marginalized communities still every single day and make this world so much harder and more awful for us to be in, and if we choose to hate them and not spare them any sympathy then so be it, and I don't just mean "men as a class" either, you can be a woman who doesn't want to have anything to do with any man on an individual basis and completely cuts off men from her personal life too and ykw I will love and fucking support you in that because men deserve absolutely NOTHING from us. If they're so tough and strong then they can handle it just like they can handle being lonely. If you are a woman who hates men, ESPECIALLY IF YOU ARE A LESBIAN AND/OR A TRANS WOMAN, then just know that I love you. I love you, I support you, and you are safe here.

#was going to make a post about how much i hate that women aren't allowed to hate their oppressors but i decided to spin it into something #positive instead #this is supposed to be the feminist site that makes reddit mgtow piss their baby diapers so let's go back to despising men and not coddling #their feelings and let's dye our hair blue while we're at it #i am so tired of this new wave of guilt-tripping and gaslighting women who hate men and don't trust or want to be around them #i hate how we're made into villainesses or the problematic ones for not valuing them in our lives or for wanting to guard ourselves or be #safe from our oppressors #and i'm tired of people who don't know the first thing about feminism being like 'BUT THAT'S TERF RHETORIC WHAT ABOUT X MINORITY MEN'#guess what women can also be x minority that you're trying to protect the men of and we get to hate men too #trans women are included when i say women btw and trans men are included when i say men #if anyone has the right to hate men more than anybody else it's trans women esp trans lesbians because they put up with so much shit #from men that even cis women do not and they especially know how vile men are behind closed doors #so #terfs fuck off #radfems fuck off #and if anybody tries to make this post more appeasing to men or 'not all men's this post you are getting blocked and hit with a hammer #feminism #misogyny #sexism #patriarchy #tw men #tw rape #tw abuse #misandry #terfs dni #radfems dni #feminists need to go back to being scary and unpalatable for men none of this 'but some of them are good!' bullshit #men are entitled to nothing from us #and if you try to prove me wrong then you are just proving my point if you have nothing good to say then simply keep scrolling #ok? ok.

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ronanceautistic · 20 days

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it’s soooooo interesting how ronance antis love to say “but nancy doesn’t like robin 😾” even though LITERALLY. CANONICALLY. it was robin who did not like nancy at first. she literally called her a priss in s3 like… but no robin is their precious baby lesbian best friend who can’t do any wrong and nancy is the evil witch who broke robins besties heart so of course,,, she’s gonna be why ronance wouldn’t work

#don’t get me started on shovel fics #do not even get me started #i’m going to be so normal about the things people choose to write #about how obviously nancy is the one who deserves threatening because she broke our poor babies heart #despite her abandonment issues #or the fact shes already lost two of her friends to death #or the fact that she would literally already do anything to protect people #no she’s gonna be the one to hurt someone #of course #of course she would #didn’t you know men come first in lesbian relationships

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that-vampire-loser · 5 months

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I NEED TO KNOW WHEN JEANS BIRTHDAY IS

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punmster · 2 months

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being ace means i don't get giggly or horny about omegaverse aka abo but instead become painfully obsessed with details in anatomy and world building

#for one the whole abo dynamic thing in wolves is false #for another the animal kingdom is SO wild #like. female hyenas have pseudopenises and dominate males #seahorses and male birth #eating your children to avoid them being eaten by predators #males killing children to free females to mate #community child rearing!#females doing the hunting!#CLOWNFISH #omegaverse #abo #imagine if your secondary gender is determined by the social dynamics of where you grew into it #mostly female/child bearing? guess you get a penis now #do you think all alphas have piss kinks cuz of territory marking shit #anglerfish...octopodes that hand off their sperm sacks to females...#i know a strange amount of stuff about animal sexuality i just realized this #did you know some species dont have periods? they just reabsorb the uterine lining which is fucking amazing and im very mad humans dont #do that too #on the other hand. ive seen abo aus where male omegas give birth by LOSING ALL THEIR TEETH and VOMITING AN EGG #my main complaint is that abo doesnt get weird enough (plz not losing teeth and egg vomiting weird tho)#also can we PLEASE think a little more on the 'birthing from the ass' thing? please?#listen you have a right to mpreg (and trans men exist) but like. PLEASE. that baby should NOT be born thru the poop chute #ik some animals feed their babies poop (and human anatomy is like half an inch away from the birth canal being the poo canal) but COME ON #also why are all the scents like. very specific objects/concepts #flowers and idk blood?#frankly i think they would just be. animal smells but with enhanced human noses they'd be easily distinguishable #my headcanon is that they act like peacock tails do. meant to show off how cool you are #the biting thing happens in sharks (tho i think its cuz theyre kinda silly like that) but it just reminds me of people tattooing bite marks #and not cleaning the wound or yknow actually biting their partner in the tattoo parlor?#i get it. i'd love to be consumed by the void and a non recommendable amount of teeth. but can you be more sensible about it

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spicyicymeloncat · 1 year

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Idk if this is a hot take but why is it always “Kai slaved away and worked his ass off to raise his sister” and never the other way round or them working hard together?

Like, I know he’s older but in the show, does he really… act older? Like if you think about Kai and Nya’s dynamic yknow? Because from my understanding:

When Kai and Nya are introduced we see Kai fail at making a sword and Nya being the one to chide him for it. Kai makes an overconfident statement about wanting to be a better blacksmith than his father. This suggests that one, Kai is rather rash as well as inexperienced (something that lines up with the rest of his character arc in the pots and also generally), with Nya being the more mature figure in contrast

Also just a note but in the shorts: “I can handle it!” “No you can’t, stupid”

Kai frequently being very good at neglecting people or things: leaving Lloyd at an arcade whilst being focused on finding samurai x, not even knowing samurai x was Nya or that she only did it because she felt left out by him, completely abandoning both Nya and Lloyd in s3 (and Ik he was going through it at the time, but in line with the fandom’s characterisation of him)

Kai in season 5: “After I lost my dad, I lost my way. But I was lucky to have my sister watch over me”

Generally, their dynamic isn’t one where Kai really provides for Nya at all. In fact, judging by the fact that Nya can make entire mechs and Kai struggled to make a sword, Nya was probably busting her ass to provide for Kai. And judging by the s5 quote, that’s probably true. I’m not saying Nya raised Kai, it just rubs me the wrong way when she’s treated like a decorative flourish to a narrative that paints Kai as a burnt out child who was forced to grow up too soon especially since that is such a mischaracterisation of him in the first place.

#all I’m saying is that it’s weird we undersell all of the sister’s capabilities just so we can present the brother as tormented and burdened #ignoring the fact that he spent all his days in the gap between the pilots and s1 playing video games #like I’m sorry kai is a pathetic baby girl in the show and I LOVE HIM THE WAY HE IS #okay yeah I snapped a little #I’m just tired of everyone mischaracterising him yknow #like I’m sorry bestie he’s not that capable he’s a loser man and I am ready to love loser men #i just think that it’s an incredibly stereotypical dynamic to have one male character who everyone completely #over exaggerates their struggles to the point of making it seem that everyone else in the story either doesn’t suffer or is an asshole for #not noticing the suffering of this one hot guy #this happens in many fandoms and I think this is what’s happening here #hhhhh #I’m sorry if Kai is ur favourite and this opinion upsets you I don’t mean to be bitch #I’m just really not into this interpretation of him #again this isn’t a dog at his character I just thing people don’t get him a lot of the time #and you know what Nya is also super undersold as a character #like where’s the fucking Nya Lloyd sibling content?#she mentored Lloyd too? she taught him how to ride dragons she stayed with him on the bounty she and Lloyd only had eachother in s9 #what about them??#Kai gets too woobified and Nya doesn’t get woobified enough that’s my opinion #alright I’m done sorry #Ninjago #rant #ig this is a #ninjago analysis #i won’t tag characters cuz I don’t want to make anyone upset #and again I’m sorry if I do

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astro-b-o-y-d · 8 months

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How pissed do you think Shermie was when he found out about what really happened with Stan and Ford???

#Hayley Speaks #It might not hit as hard if you headcanon him as the baby in the flashback #But if you don't and you headcanon him as older than them it's like #Okay so he comes home to find out one of his younger brothers got kicked out #And the other moved all the way to the other side of the country #And then the news about Stan being dead comes up #So I fully imagine that while Stan never outright told him about what happened; he knows damn well that he's not Ford #Even after all the time they spent apart; that is so CLEARLY Stanley Pines who is suddenly going by Stanford #Maybe Stan hides his hands around Shermie to continue the con but Shermie knows #Which means something probably happened to Ford and Stan doesn't want anyone to know #So he keeps the secret and doesn't let on that he knows #He could always confront Stan about it but also like #The last time he really saw Stan was long before he got kicked out of the house #He does NOT want to scare off what is potentially the only brother he has left #He's always felt like the third wheel when it came to them; both because of the twin thing and the 'being the oldest' thing #Combined with the whole 'Pines men don't talk about their feelings' thing; he thinks it's best to just let Stan keep pretending to be Ford #And silently mourn the loss of the brother that the rest of the family doesn't realize is even gone #But THEN the grandkids are like 'Yeah Grunkle Stan's twin brother is back now!' and he's PISSED OFF #He kept Stan's secret for THIRTY YEARS and the bastard didn't even have the gall to let him know that Ford was back face to face #Neither of the bastards had the gall to do it?!#They just took off on a fishing boat together in search of adventure??#He's so mad at them but also...that is so painfully in character for them. At least from the memories he has of them as young kids.#But also.......he's their brother #They couldn't have told him ANYTHING???

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r0bee · 3 days

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I am normal about storylines where superheroes have to give up their children bc the circumstances and conditions of their lives will never let them raise a child. I'm literally so normal about characters being robbed of parenthood it doesn't tap into deeply personal feelings I have about never being able to give a child the life they deserve bc of who and how I am. I am NORMAL about it

#Been seeing the Steph keeps the kid AU posts the past few days and it's been really getting to me (in a good way love seeing that AU)#I'm too young to have a child but it hurts knowing I never will. I'm too unstable and the world is too terrible and it doesn't seem fair #stephanie brown #scott summers #madelyne pryor #(I only properly know her from X-men 97 but she lost her baby and sense of identity bc of things out of her control :( ouch)#wanda maximoff #But only kind of and I DON'T WANNA HEAR ABOUT THE MCU I HAVE NOTHING BUT CONTEMPT FOR MCU WANDA #We're talking deep grief over losing her children House Of M Wanda bc it's heartbreaking #Also why I cried sm when Mark held Terra for the first time in Invincible too I think

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crypt1dcorv1dae · 1 month

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I've literally never understood parents who don't let their like... TODDLER age kids play with kids of the "opposite" gender. Like wtf do you think your 3 year old is gonna get up to????? News flash heteros people aren't literally born sexual beings and you don't need to protect your sweet baby girl from the boy from her preschool class.

Which also makes boy/girl friendships later on actually LESS TABOO meaning, if your kid grew up being friends with OTHER GENDERS, they will be less likely to see others solely as potential romantic/sexual objects and can actually have positive normal friendships with people of any sex or gender. Who fucking knew that if you don't treat something as FORBIDDEN then it stops being so appealing, especially if you have a rebellious streak

#its just fucking weird!!!!#like i know im a guy now but when i was little i was allowed to play with anyone of any gender. it wasnt a factor #my first ''friend'' (another baby about my age when i was like less than 1 year old) was a boy!!!#my parents are far from perfect vut at least they didnt treat gender as this all important thing that actually really matters #me and my siblings could do whatever we wanted with our hair and could dress how we wanted and i played with trucks and my brother played #with barbies!!! and guess what only one of us ended up trans and gay as far as i know !!!!!#also my dad took me fishing and taught me how to tie the line and bait the hooks and i sucked at it but he still taught me #he didnt assume i wouldnt want to just cus i was a 'girl' and if i ever showed any interest in mechanical stuff he would have taught me that #my mom taught my other brother how to sew just like she taught me and my sister. it wasnt cus of gender roles it was cus we were creative #our other brother might know too idk!! i havent asked. but my mom was basically a seamstress so she probably taught us all #tho i suck at it unfortunately #anyway point is stop making gender and inter-gender friendships such a big fucking deal and maybe your kid will actually grow up normal #''men and women cant be just friends'' only because you never let boys and girls be friends ☝️ 🤓

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13eyond13 · 2 years

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I think something a fem!Light would find really fascinating about fem!L is how she doesn't seem to have much of an internalized sense of inferiority or self-consciousness about her gender, because that would just have been SO ENGRAINED in Light's entire upbringing since day 1

#speaking from experience as i was sent to a school that was very much extremely paternalistic and traditional #and like #women are vessels for men to make babies in basically #and women should not be allowed to be leaders in institutions because thats what god said etc #I'm sure light would have grown up hearing very similar things #so L just being like im awesome and powerful and competitive and sometimes rude af and i am a woman #would just make light go 🤯😍😲#i don't know if they'd ever outright discuss it a lot but #light might bring it up in semi indirect ways with L similarly to how he talks about how L sits #and L just would shrug and explain her views and light would be like 👁👁#'i am see'#light yagami #l lawliet #lawlight #fem!light #fem!l #fem!lawlight #genderbend #p

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istherewifiinhell · 1 month

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when u see this

[ID: An opening still from 3 Men an a Baby, with text credit: A Leonard Nimoy Film. END]

you know ur about to see the most intimate pathos filled yet aware and sensitive chest hair youve ever seen in ur fucking life.

#some shit #wifi's movie quest #GWAH #GUH. BAH #u know its good if i can withstand that much baby noises in a movie fhgdf #GOD NO BUT SEND HELP. men werent meant to be that handsome how are u supposed to get anything done #i LOVE the detail that peters girlfriend didnt really care about kids cause if i SAW THAT MAN. DOTTING ON A BABY. HIS BABBBBY.#no one would be able to stop me.....#hey mary ur three extremely well off artist career having father/uncles.... is that a..... gay thing? oh no no. they like women they all #just live together and look like that.....#gobsmacked. gobsmacked.#anyway i was really surprised tom selleck looks like that (said dreamily) but he sounds like tom.paris lmao.

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sunnibits · 6 months

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you are so fucking right about babies. baby naps are hardcore the most cutest naps ever. i love babies i feel like that’s an unpopular around here but they’re just so cute. anyway real footage of me anytime i see a baby

REALLLL ME TOOOO!!! I’m always just like. holy shit a baby. holy shit ur so small. dude I hate to alarm you but um. did u know ur so small. like. are you aware that you are in fact just a little guy. itty bitty even. and the baby’s just like: 👁👄👁

anyways this is a real image of me at work every Saturday

#mr wiggles my absolute fucking beloved. the cutest fucking little guy ever #fr tho I don’t get why so many ppl on tumblr are so fucking mean to kids like 😭😭#I get that society has made you absolutely exhausted of the way we’re all expected to have kids and treat them like miracles but also.#babies are actually cute and special unfortunately. like they actually are sick as hell if u give them a chance.#I know not everyone wants a baby but I feel like the mere concept of the way children perceive the world fits in very well with the tumblr -#- populations general philosophy of romanticism and enjoying little experiences in life #idk. maybe I think about things too much. but that’s just my thought #ask box #anyways I would kill fifty armed men in cold blood for even my least favorite kids at work and that is a promise #they may drive me crazy but I would take a bullet for them without hesitation #doodles

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giddlygoat · 2 months

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my brother can make me laugh without moving at all. he can make me laugh on command, just by existing, and there is no physical tell or indication that it is about to happen. it’s like he can will me to laugh and i will. of course we’re not telepathic, but we do speak in unison sometimes. we improvise like no one’s business. we could fool anyone into believing we are psychically linked. when i try to explain it, i sound silly saying it out loud, but i really CAN tell what he’s thinking. we exchange so much information just with a look. he can make me cry laughing and he doesn’t even have to move

#i miss him so much i need him back i need him to live next to me again. i need to mooch off his wifi from my porch and invite him over #i miss him so much.#he’s only 2 minutes younger but he feels years younger. and yet i think we’re two halves of one soul #i’ve always babied him not even in a mean or diminishing way but i felt this need to protect him #because he tends to be so naive and so shy #but. i am so proud of him. i need to show him off to everyone and i need everyone to understand how funny and charming he is #it feels like i grew up and left him where he will remain 11 forever. i miss him more than moving back home can fix #i miss him in ways that have nothing to do with the distance between our locations #but. it would certainly help to be able to see him every day #i keep smelling the carpet in his room and it’s so vivid. i remember the countless hours we spent developing huge wood block cities #and we would drive hot wheels over the wooden raceways we had made. we were actually quite coordinated and autistic about it #we were always building things together #just recently me and him talked on the phone about an old mlp au we came up with. all original characters and shit #it was super extensive and very clever #i STILL think it would make a really cool book series or something #i remember watching him play army men RTS gamecube on the wii. i STILL listen to the soundtrack to that game like…. daily #i remember walking into my room once where he was watching a show. and he was crying #and he NEVER cries over tv #but he was crying because his favorite character had resigned from the organization that the series was based around #and he was so distraught that she was leaving.#i remember when all 3 of us slept in one room. i remember when me and him were in bunk beds across the room #and we would sneak out of bed right as the parents left and stayed up playing by the light of the nightlight #the way we raced back into bed when the parents were approaching 😭#my mom always says she’s sad that i seem to remember so little of my life. like every story of my youth is news to me lmao #but i feel like i remember the most important parts? i think so #i remember how mom woke me up in the night to ask me to roll over because my bro could see my face from where he was sleeping #and he was scared because there was a weird shadow cast on my face that made it look like a skull which was making it hard for him to sleep #it was. so funny. i begrudgingly rolled over #i don’t know. it’s just that there isn’t a single instance i bring up that my brother does not also remember.#no matter how tiny or specific. we shared everything growing up

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pensat-i-fet · 10 months

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crossbackpoke-check · 1 year

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Substance, Shadow, and Spirit [remixed, abridged] by Tao Yuanming

#liv in the replies #patrice bergeron #boston bruins #brad marchand #do you ever think about how brad marchand said that when bergy retired he would retire or are you capable of normal thought i'm not at all #please say a gratitude for both my sanity& y'all that this poem (which has been saved in my camera roll with the vague idea of using it for #??? long) & not one of the poems i had saved for carey for a really long time & remixed & everything with another poem until i found a poem #that absolutely murdered me in cold blood but there is an alternate universe where i did& then had to explain my unhinged thoughts to you.#anyway how are we feeling about bergy retirement. pspspspsp sara & luna are y'all doing okay like. the doc title for this one was #patrice the hockey player means a lot to me but patrice the person means so much more #which is why the end line of the other poem was so *%"@^)! (you love / what you are) because patrice does. like he is a whole ass good huma #& now since no one asked i need to tell you all the details about everything also y'all please clap i made an edit with NO baby pictures #although i did find one & save it & minimal genres of photo i always use in edits because they're my taste & aesthetic but anyway.#when i saved the first photo and marked it as one i wanted i accidentally wrote “how will he know they love him” which is not the line but #makes me feel feral about patrice & the rest of them all had hurtful names too but also. the third picture is literally a CELLY like brad #just scored a goal & he is clinging to bergy for dear life with that shit i saved that as “oh the agony on his face for unendurable”#& yes it is one of my cliches to have a draft day picture but in my defense the lifelong bond that patrice has/d with boston deserved to be #there even if i put in the love story & YES that picture is from the 2011 playoff right below it shared joy & pain & i couldn't tell you #when the brad marchy photo for together forever is except for the fact that i saw it & just the gut punch of oh my god the way he looks at #things men will praise you for is the stanley cup. duh. but i love the contrast of “some deed” being the stanley cup but then #bergy's choice to do noble deeds (ends up still earning praise &that's my note to his efforts outside of hockey we love a supportive captai #should also mention the first two i came up with & had the photos i knew i wanted for were the first and last one alskaldk but i KNEW i #wanted chara somewhere in the paragraph about leaving & then while i was looking found the one of bergy playing tuukka on accident & yes #i do have to make goalie jokes every time. no reprieve . no dice/no deal/no goal goalies have no rest/reprieve etc etc the one that killed #me though was looking for a patrice award pic & i wanted basically the one that i got for “how will you know any will praise you” & instead #also got the picture of patrice winning the some community hero award for charity work that he does & i love him mama & of COURSE that puck #is from bergy's 1000 game who do you think I am (if you guessed sleepy and emotional about patrice you'd be right) and ALSO please be ready #for all the patrice posts/bruins posts that have been sitting in my drafts to be released on this occasion of patrice retirement #I FORGOT TO MENTION THAT TUUKKA ALSO RETIRED THAT’S WHY HE WAS ON WISE OR SIMPLE NO REPRIEVE AND THAT LATE OR SOON WAS ALWAYS GOING TO BE #CHARA BECAUSE CHARA LEFT FIRST TO GO TO THE CAPS AND THEN LEFT IN RETIRMENT HE LEFT SOON BUT NOT FOR REAL THEN LATER LEFT FOR REAL (RETIRED)

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bishonenspit · 5 months

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seeing the new omegaverse anime on my twitter feed has me thinking of this tweet nonstop

#im so serious kill that thing patrick #we have to talk about how omegaverse is just used for a nuclear family dynamic in BL nowadays because i have had ENOUGH.#this is the freak sex genre bitch take your weak ass back to mpreg with no lore. seriously. get that baby out of my face right now #pointless hill i will die on omegaverse should be for perving the fuck out with your girls not playing house with your yaoi boys #men can get pregnant but it shouldnt like. happen you know. there just needs to be the impending threat #this should be how it is irl too actually disconnected from my yaoi rant #i also just have a pathological repulsion associated with anything related to pregnancy and babies so this is mostly a personal problem.#i stand by it tho

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daydadahlias · 11 months

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no but seriously the next person that makes a joke/comment about me fucking/dating my only guy friend because people 1) feel the need to press heteronormative bullshit onto every different-sex friendship and make the mass generalization that men and women always secretly want to fuck each other and 2) genuinely don’t view asexuality/aromanticism as valid and cannot comprehend how to be supportive and validating of it,, is going to get their shit rocked bc I’ve had about fucking enough of it :)

#no bc it’s happened to often #I’ve never really had guy friends tbh #like guy friends that were just mine #I’ve hung out in groups where guys were there but I’ve never had a guy friend that only me and him went and did things #bc I don’t feel safe around men uwu #but this year I’ve made a guy friend. and he’s super sweet and I really like him!! we have a great time hanging out and it’s purely platonic #he’s dating a girl and he knows I’m aroace and is totally chill with that !! so we have the understanding that I am genuinely INCAPABLE #of being into him. and he is NOT into me. we are just. friends.#but we go out to lunch/dinner and hang out and blah blah #and today we hung out to a few hours between classes and wandered around downtown and we bought matching stuffed mice lol #they’re so cute I love them #and I was showing off my mouse to people and happily explaining my day #and so many of my friends… all of my irl friends… were like #‘so you went on a date? so you’re into him? that’s a date sweetheart. you’re totally gonna get married and have babies with him’#like those are ALL things that friends actually said #and it just made me feel like actively nauseous #bc 1) the thought of it makes me sick and 2) the fact that my friends just. don’t care about my sexuality #and my expression that I’ve reiterated time and TIME again makes me crazy #bc I know that every single time i mention Caleb people are hopping on it and wanting me to date him #and this is another reason I’ve never had guy friends!!#like oh my gOd!! I’m not into men!! leave me the fuck alone!!!!!!#yeah it makes me really upset :)#that’s my complaint of the week sigh #it’s heteronormative BULLSHIT!!! and the permeation of sex into oit society!!!#some of us don’t want to fuck our guy friends!!!!#leave me alone or be fucking nice to me #nobody would make jokes if I got matching mice with a woman #I HAVE matching stuffed animals with women!! it’s just something I do with FRIENDS #why are different sex friendships different #die maybe have u considered that

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