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[hotcinnamonsunset]

when art (below left, print by Anna Haifisch) inspires art (below right, follow up by @molabuddy) inspires art (above, hand knit cardigan by me)🐕

[poorly-drawn-mdzs]

Gaslight, Gatekeep, Girl found dead in a hidden room.

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[beigetiger]

This will probably be my last post about Murder Drones ever, but I really do love that the message of the finale is basically just…we should do more cringe things.

Liam Vickers is out here making a silly little robot show with no particularly deep or existential message (which half the fandom was expecting) and is instead smashing his characters together like dolls, making them anime fight with nightcore music in the background, and giving them fucked up to the point of ridiculousness character development/trauma, with the message that this is fun and lighthearted and that we should kill cringe culture and instead do more of what he’s doing.

And honestly? Go off king, that is a GREAT message to spread and a delightful subversion to what everyone was expecting for the finale. We SHOULD spend more time doing cringe things and making fanart and pop culture references and edgy OCs. You’re so correct that not everything needs to be deep or meaningful.

I know a lot of people are going to hate the finale for the lack of story, but honestly this show is just here to have fun and I’m rolling with that. Go be cringe and weird and free.

[lorephobic]

“the class commentary in saltburn was shit” WHAT CLASS COMMENTARY???? NOT EVERY MOVIE WITH RICH PEOPLE HAS TO OR SHOULD HAVE CLASS COMMENTARY. EMERALD FENNELL KNOWS VERY WELL THAT SHE IS NOT THE RIGHT DIRECTOR FOR A MOVIE ABOUT CLASS COMMENTARY WHICH IS WHY SHE DID NOT WRITE A MOVIE ABOUT CLASS COMMENTARY.

[randomwriteronline]

Still thinking abt @crystaltoa 's narrative and destiny in bionicle essay and at some point it struck me that oh shit is this why Lesovikk never achieves anything?

Because his destiny was to die, basically, he's technically been retired from the narrative before even entering it. He should by all accounts be the equivalent of a name in the flavor text of a Skyrim history book, just there to give additional context to the culture or language or history of the Matoran Universe. He could leave! He could sit back and watch it all unfold from the safety of his "narratively dead" status. But he doesn't know that, and so he wallows in grief and misery for 90 thousand years as he runs in circles desperately trying to insert himself back into a story that just doesn't respond to his presence. He can't save his team because Destiny says so, he can't return to his Matoran because he technically shouldn't exist anymore, he can't kill Karzhani because he's an actual character with a role to play and he can't just be decommissioned by flavor text.

Even in The Powers That Be, where the influence of the narrative is waning and retired characters are being brought back into the story through the Red Star, his only victory is undone (Idris and Sarda notably do not appear even in mentions in the serial despite them having formed/regained a bond with him previously, implying they have since returned to the Mahri/Voya communities while Lesovikk hasn't for whatever reason) and he remains unable to pursue his goals, at best becoming Velika's scapegoat.

He's like a vengeful yet ineffectual ghost stuck in a house that has moved on without him, repeating old motions in the hopes that he will somehow solve his unfinished business soon.

The Myths and Legacy version's conclusion for him (while I still don't enjoy it personally) does fit this reading. He shows up so suddenly on the Red Star but is it strange? Does it even matter? That's where he should have been to begin with, of course the story would twist and bend itself to accomodate that. While Velika is horrendously cruel about it, revealing Lesovikk's purpose in the narrative exorcises that guilt he's been dragging around for nearly a thousand centuries and gives him solace: he fully detaches himself from Kopaka and Pohatu to join the living dead he has so much more in common with, and finally he realizes that little plot point that he'd been stuck on for so long and is finally at peace. By tearing himself to shreds and blowing up a spaceship but at peace nonetheless.

[fox-mulder-gets-pegged]

Been spending my time lately thinking of a House MD au where, through a series of accidents and lies and a bet he didn't rly intend to win, House ends up as a registered foster parent (he's still addicted to Vicodin and his normal dickish workaholic self but for some reason he cleared the requirements and trust me he's as stunned and mildly concerned as everyone else is).

Through further Shenanigans™, he ends up accidentally getting handed fostership of not one, not two, but three hellish but brilliant kids:

1. This total smartass 16 year old named Robert Chase who yeah he's a bitchy teenaged boy and a former rich kid and Australian with enough mommy and daddy issues to reawaken Freud after his dad dipped and absconded all parental rights and his mom drank herself to death, but he's also got a nice car left over from his rich kid days and an eye for detail and weirdly enough his best friend/mortal enemy (some other teen named Eric Foreman) and his on again off again girlfriend (Allison Cameron, totally won't last if u ask House) both work at the hospital as a candy striper and after school in the cafeteria respectively so House can get all the inside gossip from Chase. Plus Chase has no problems breaking and entering into patient's homes which helps bc since he's not employed by the hospital Cuddy can't complain as far as House is concerned.

2. A 14 year old girl who only answers to Thirteen (House knows he could look her name up in her file but honestly it drives Chase nuts that she won't tell him her real name and that's good enough for him) and who's dad was declared unfit after the death of his wife to Huntington's devastated him. She's a total nightmare, snarky and quick witted and freakishly smart even tho she puts most of those smarts towards things like shaving Chase's entire head (eyebrows included) bc he's trying to grow a sucky teenage mustache, and trying to take House's wallet bc she keeps calling him Old Man and he informed her he's actually only 25 but the stress of fostering has aged him prematurely and she's like 95% sure that's a lie but she wants to check his license and make sure bc everyone lies. She loves tormenting Chase by telling him his best friend and/or his girlfriend is hot and asking if they're single.

And 3. This 6 year old boy named Lawrence Kutner who's weirdly cheerful considering his parents got killed in front of him. He's way too chatty and excellent at puzzles and the only morning person in the entire house and therefore frequently tries to make breakfast (he likes to be helpful and he hasn't burned the place down yet so House doesn't feel the need to stop him). Once he told House he was gonna build a Death Star in the living room and House said lol sure go ahead whatever, only to return home from work to discover Kutner called himself out from school and has a huge wooden frame made of broken furniture in the living room. House rly can't argue since he did say go ahead. Benefits of fostering a 6 year old are 1. The babes love it, 2. Free excuse to leave work early/come in late/not show up at all, and 3. Justification for buying juice boxes and Ritz crackers. The neighbor kid Taub is his go to babysitter bc his mom volunteered him forcibly and Taub is lowkey praying that babysitting Kutner could lead to an in at Princeton Plainsboro once he graduates high-school and finishes medical school (it won't, House doesn't believe in nepotism unless it benefits him).

The adventures of House and his Foster Ducklings mostly revolve around being a Found Family, but do involve frequent plots such as:

House fired his brand new fellows again (he tosses em every three or so months, he hasn't found The Right Team yet) and will sometimes bring his foster kids in, hand em doctors coats, and tell patients that they're just a bunch of medical savants here to consult yes even the 6 year old he's actually Harvard's youngest graduate ever.

House sends the kids to break into a patient's home. They refuse. House tells them the first one to find black mold or lead paint or a dead animal or whatever gets $20. They agree. Chase drops Thirteen and Kutner off at a bus stop across town and drives over himself so he can get an hour and a half head start (ultimate fuck them kids moment, however Thirteen did steal his wallet so guess who's paying for lunch and their taxi ride to the patient's house? Net loss.)

Cuddy demands House does his clinic hours. House sends his foster kids to do his clinic hours for him. Tfw you go to the free walk in clinic for a sore throat and a cough and your doctor is a 6 year old boy who keeps asking for help with spelling whilst filling out your chart.

Wilson babysits them one (1) time since House doesn't trust Chase not to throw a party or sell his foster siblings on eBay if left as the one in charge. He wakes up with a big strip of hair poorly bleached right down the middle. Chase crushed up stolen sleeping pills and mixed them into a juice box, which Kutner 'innocently' offered to Wilson. Thirteen was going to bleach and dye his whole head blue (for practice, she wants to dye her hair but she's certainly not gonna fuck up her own hair until she has the method down) but Wilson woke up pretty quickly due to years of House drugging him. Wilson has not offered to babysit again.

Anyways this is my House Foster Ducklings au which I'm thinking about actually writing. Thank u 🫡

[kabr0ztrousers]

I have a request for some Slime MILF x male reader smut. Take full advantage of the Slime MILF's malleability. Have her wrap herself around the reader while she's getting railed from behind.

Content: Maledom & Femsub. Older woman/younger man. MILF. Tongue kissing. Malleable/stretchy. Rough sex. Unrealistic sex. Deep penetration. Doggy style. Male & female orgasm. Aftercare.

Kabr0z Writes episode 113: Slime Time

Find the rest of the Kabr0z Writes anthology here!

AO3!

CWs: age difference; slime; penetrative sex; enthusiastic consent;

A/N: Wow, someone knew what they wanted! Hopefully I'll do it justice, but this is the completely unedited porn anthology, so we'll see how things develop!

Once again, I remind you all that this operation runs on requests and suggestions! I won't shame you if it's one I don't do, and hey you might get a shoutout if it's one that's particularly juicy 🤤

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You awoke. Something was in your tent. The dark made it hard to see, but a shape was definitely moving by your knapsack. You took up your sword, probably a badger or something, you'd drive it off and get back to bed. You gave it a tap with the flat of the blade, hoping to scare off whatever it was. Instead of scurrying away, it sat up.

The flap of the tent blew open, and a beam of moonlight illuminated the intruder. She was a purple slime. Clearly she'd seen a woman, and decided that's the form she'd take. Long legs, large breasts, a bit of a belly, and long hair, if you could call it that. You breathed a sigh of relief.

Purple slimes aren't dangerous. In fact, if she was a badger, she'd probably be more of a danger to you. As it was, she just started at you, lumps of hard tac gradually breaking apart in her jelly-like matrix. You don't know what it was precisely. Maybe how her semi-transparent body refracted the moonlight, maybe how the curves of her waist caught your eye, maybe because you'd been on the road for two weeks without a companion, but as you looked at her, and she returned your gaze, you knew what you both wanted.

Your hand dipped into your bag, finding the wax paper wrapped biscuits she'd gotten into and offering her one. She took it from you, absorbing the hard square into herself where it hung in her goo. She placed a cool hand on your wrist and pulled you outside into the moonlit forest where you'd made camp. You stood, hand in hand, staring at one another in the silvery moonlight. You searched her face, trying to divine what she was thinking.

She kissed you.

You kissed back

She slid one hand down your belly, feeling the muscle under your skin, sliding under your waistband to surround your cock. A slippery tendril probed against your lips, seeking to push into your mouth as she massaged your shaft.

You pushed her off you, turning her around and bending her over. Your pants fell from your waist as you stepped up, pressing the head of your cock against the slime-woman's crotch, fingers sinking into her hips as you squeezed. You thrust, the soft ooze giving way for you, enveloping you up to your hilt. A gasp escaped your lips as the cool fluid coated you, massaging your shaft as you picked up speed.

She wasn't just taking it, you felt as her legs started to envelop yours, as her round ass flowed over your skin, coating you in her fluid, stopping you being able to pull out even if you wanted to. The slime slid under your foreskin, probing at your hole as it enveloped your ass and started flowing up towards your chest. Her upper body had lost some definition, material moving towards you, giving you enough to grab and hump into as she pleasured you back.

A feeler probed your asshole, a tiny amount sliding in, then expanding on the other side, easing your tight sphincter open as she toed with you. Deeper she went, sliding in until she found your prostate. Waves of sensation flowed over you as she filled you deeper. Your head started to swim, your heart beat out of your chest. You could feel precum starting to leak out of you as she probed at you, pressure building in your pelvis, travelling up from the base of your cock until you were a throbbing, thrusting mess, hands fully engulfed in the slime they were gripping at, grunting and growling as you fucked her.

One last push on your throbbing gland drove you to your release. Thick ropes of pearly cum shot out of you, suspended in the purple ooze that coated your body. She milked it out of you effortlessly, pulsing and squeezing over your throbbing cock until you were spent.

You sat on the grass, watching as the woman reformed in front of you, lying with her head on your lap, your twitching, flaccid cock still stuck in her comforting slime. You twitched as she played with your tip, cleaning every drop of cum off you.

You lay back, looking up at the stars as she cooed gently. You always love making new friends on the road

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This one took longer than expected, I wonder if you can see where the break is?

Either way, Anon, thanks for the request! Remember, dear reader, if you have any ideas for stories, scenarios, sequels or what ifs, let me know! This series still has 250-something parts to go, so I'm grateful of any inspiration you folks want to send my way 😍

[poorly-drawn-mdzs]

you are so whimsical i qant to check out this mdzs (..??) because of your whimsical nature thank you sorry im very high and your art moved me emotionally

This is simultaneously the sweetest and funniest thing someone has sent me, thank you.

[minticecodes]

hfdjs. I found that first coloured drawing of baby Alucard in my files and was suddenly compelled to draw a bunch of Aria of Sorrow family doodles. That first drawing was made 10 Apr 2023...(it is 20 Apr 2025 now).

IDs are in the alt but they're going under the cut too with closeups.

ID: Coloured doodle of a smiling child Adrian Fahrenheit Tepes, in a little sweater vest with a neck bow. He's smiling so wide you can see fangs. Beside him is a doodle of him as a blueish wolf pup, with its tail wagging. Next to Adrian is a poorly drawn Soma staring at nothing, and mentally he is a loading symbol. 'Congratulations! You're a single father' labels the Soma doodle. End ID]

Also. This was definitely inspired by the fic 'Father of Mine' by TheTurtleFromHell.

[ID: Topdown view of Soma and Adrian sleeping on a couch. Soma's fluffy coat is draped over them like a blanket (it covers Adrian more). They're hugging in their sleep, Adrian tucked into Soma's chest; Adrian has a pained expression, and clutches at Soma's shirt. There's a conversation written next to them:

Soma: Hey, what's wrong?

Adrian: I had a bad dream.

Soma: Want to talk about it?

Adrian: There was a fire...and..you and mother weren't there.

Soma: Then I'll stay here. That way, the dream won't come back. That okay?

Adrian: It is. End ID]

[ID: Part two of the above conversation.

Adrian: I really missed you.

The image switches from the couch to a closeup of Dracula's death. Dracula slumps against Alucard, face unseen, Alucard's sword run bloody through his back. Alucard supports the dying Dracula, face tucked into his shoulder, his one visible eye horrified. He clutches at Dracula's back.

Adrian: I hope this isn't the dream. End ID]

[ID: Mina and Adrian reading a book together on a couch. Mina's pointing to words on the page with a gentle smile.

Mina: This one is Amaterasu, the sun goddess. There's a famous legend about her and a cave...

Adrian: Mhm!

End ID]

[ID: 4 panel comic of Mina and Adrian.

Adrian, holding up a paper: Miss Hakuba! I drew this for you!

Mina, enthused: Really?!

The drawing is shown, Adrian's eager expression peeking out behind it.

Mina: Is that me as Sailor Mars?

Adrian: yes!

Mina: It's so good! You must've worked hard, I'm so proud of you! (the word 'proud' is underlined)

Adrian has a sudden look of surprise/alarm, before fat tears trail down his cheeks.

Mina, worried and reaching out: Adrian? What's wrong?

Adrian: I--*hic*--I don't know...

End ID]

[vulpinesaint]

kind of unfortunate that so many fantasy epics are also war novels because i will be honest i just do not like war novels that much... the grand clashing of forces is compelling obviously but it requires characters to talk about so much practical battle strategy and while i can get my brain to comprehend all these fantasy maps and kingdoms and borders and battalions and front lines and army movements it takes up. so much space in the book. feels like i'm fighting a war of my own trying to get through it sometimes

[harlantrapp]

Open starter: @aurorabaystarter Location: anywhere

Maybe going for a run at one in the morning wasn't a great idea, but after returning from a visit with his family, Harlan's sleep schedule was completely off. He found himself nodding off at four pm, yet here he was, wide awake at one. Something about the streets was just more peaceful at this time of night. That is until he spots someone else and he can feel his heart drop to his feet. "Fuckin' hell.. Scared the shit out of me." He ran his hands over his face, "just endin' your night?"

[ilikesuperheroesokay]

My thoughts when watching No Good Nick for the first time

”Oh, I like Jeremy! He just cares about his family, and he’s so hardworking and passionate! He has every reason to be suspicious, and it’s only fair that he’s a bit disgruntled.”

“Wow, this family is NOT close.”

“Aw, Ed makes beautiful art!”

“How sweet of Molly to make Nick feel comfy.”

“Wow, I can see where Jeremy gets his determination and dedication from! Look at Liz go, she’s a beast in the kitchen!”

“Aw, Nick’s flashbacks. :( “

“Wow, Ed’s such a good dad! Trying to make Nick feel at home, gosh I love him! It’s giving Patton Sanders.”

“Aw…Liz. Your wedding ring.”

“Damn, Molly needs new friends.”

”Damn, Molly needs new friends.”

“Wow, Nick is so clever!”

“Damn, this system is really fucked.”

“Aw, Eric and Jeremy are so cute! I’m getting a bit of a vibe from both of them, both together and separate, but I bet that it probably won’t become anything.”

“Is Jeremy autistic? That would explain a bit.”

“Aw man, I don’t like Lisa Haddad, but I Love Josie Totah! Look how pretty she is! 🤩 I haven’t seen her since Jessie!”

“Wow, Jeremy and Eric would be so cute together, but I’m sure it’s just one of those queer coded shows that never actually does anything.”

“Ooh, I really like Will. He’s cute, and he’s perfect for Nick.”

“Get outta here Riley, you’re gonna blow Nick’s cover!”

“Gosh golly gee wilikers, Eric and Jeremy sure are getting quite close!”

“Ugh, Nick, istg you’re digging yourself a deeper hole!”

“Oh no, Will’s a traitor.”

“Roses are red, cacti are prickly, holy shit that escalated quickly.”

“*sobs*”

“Huh, are they-OH MY GOD THANK THE LORD ABOVE JESUS CHRIST THEY FINALLY KISSED OH MY GOD OH MY GOD OH MY GOD YESSSSS.”

“Seriously, why do people hate Jeremy? In all seriousness, I’d be his friend! We can work on his election process together.”

”Aw, Ed. Look at you, helping your son out with something he really cares about. Dad of the year.”

“No! Jeremy’s coming out plan was ruined! But it’s okay, because they accepted him! (Ed missed everything)”

“…I need…I just…I need a couple minutes to just…cry.”

“Wow, time to watch it five more consecutive times! But there’s gonna be more seasons, right? Right? Right? RIGHT?!?”

[xohalseyx]

I can't believe that a week from today, my baby boy will be three years old. Where the hell does the time go? Because it feels like just yesterday he was still growing in my belly and now suddenly he's three?! Anyway, Ender is going through a bit of a shark phase—not like the cute Baby Shark kind of shark phase. I'm talking more like a Jaws kind of shark phase. I take full responsibility since, he wandered into my bedroom when I was watching the movie and since then his obsession has begun. So if anyone wants to come to a Jaws party for a three year old next weekend, put your RSVP in now. @exposedfmstart

[altarfates]

this is just going to be my grimsley blog where i yap endlessly about him and sometimes write other characters but i just have to say smth.

[monkee-mobile]

i feel like having mike break the male-voiced computer in monkee vs machine by flirting with it is either quite gay or a nod to the “now be a girl” in mikes screen test. either way mike can flirt with something male-presenting.

[whvmsy]

might splash into ….. more 1x1 writing ( discord save me ) !!!! if u want 2 …. type 2gether …. sillily and goofily …. pls feel so very free 2 honk at me <3 going 2 list some fcs i’d love 2 use below the cut:

joseph quinn ( eddie munson era ….. ik ….. hangs head in shame )

riz ahmed

olivia cooke ( sound of metal era )

mason gooding

michael cimino

margaret qualley

kathryn newton

taylor russell

courtney eaton

maia reficco

jenna ortega

harris dickinson

chase sui wonders

mike faist

danny ramirez

sneaking this in …. i’d love 2 write natalia dyer x maya hawke