#captain arrow

[andro-dino]

sharktoothshipping clothing swap bc I was thinking abt them and I miss them

[crystalkleure]

This is the best character ever conceived

[idontthinkimokaymentally]

Hello there Captain Arrow fans.

[toonerdformyself]

I have been reading a lot of headcanons of the justice league, my favorites are when batman reveals his identity but only to....Green arrow

It's so fun because imagine if for any reason Batman is forced to reveal his identity and everyone thinks he will choose Superman or/and Wonderwoman (because you know THE trinity, the dream team) BUT NO, he chooses green arrow

at this point the justice league already put aside whatever they were doing and start questioning batman, that is to say without hate towards Ollie but he is not the most secretive, nor the most competent, I mean HE IS NOT EVEN THE CLOSEST TO BATMAN, so yes, even Oliver is wondering why him?

and then without anything else Batman does or says some kind of code, at that moment everyone thinks that he must have already lost his mind when they hear the BIGGEST gasp from none other than Green Arrow, now he is running to hug Batman jumping and holding on like a koala while screaming

"WHY YOU NEVER SAID IT BEFORE SILLY"

"so you understand?"

"OF COURSE I UNDERSTAND IT'S OUR SUPER SECRET SUPER BEST FRIENDS CODE"

That's when J'onn leaves the room because he's not going to deal with the nonsense that these supposed heroes are thinking, the earth is doomed with these fools

Flash is screaming terrified that someone replaced Batman and brainwashed Ollie

Aquaman and Captain Marvel are pretending to know whatever is going on because they totally didn't sleep for half of the meeting

Black Canary's eyes are so wide and she looks like she had an epiphany from something Ollie said

Green Lantern still doesn't get over the fact that Batman is revealing his identity? (of course in such a weird way that only one of them understands, fuck him) but at the end of the day revealing his identity?

Wonder Woman and Superman are having a crisis and they are GREEN with envy, because not only did Batman reveal his identity to Green Arrow of all people, but he is also HUGGING him (also, they are the Bat's best friends, thank you very much)

Then Oliver, oblivious to everything, finishes by saying

"Wait, this means I kissed THE KNIGHT OF GOTHAM, THE BATMAN?, wow B you are killing me"

everyone explodes

totally based on this amazing post

[wwprice1]

Stunning work by Chris Samnee and Giovanna Niro!

[wonderjanga]

Island Retreat

Some JL members get stranded on an island.

Marvel: “I caught couple rats and a rabbit.” *holding the rats by their tails and the rabbit by its legs*

GA: “Ooh nice. I got a deer. Can I have a rat or two? They taste like stringy chicken.”

Marvel: “Sure!”

WW: “I brought back a bear.” *points behind her to a bear*

GA and Marvel: “Woah, Wondy you’re the best!”

The reason Marvel didn’t get anything bigger was because as Billy, he’s used to catching rats and pidgins so he stuck to what he was used to. GA just was just hunting, and Wonder is just Wonder. Now, of course as Marvel, he could’ve catch bigger things. This was utilized when Arthur, Diana, and him made a challenge of hunting and ran around trying to hunt the most. Diana won with a warthog, three deer, a rabbit, and a snake.

So, here’s the squad: Marvel, Green Arrow, Wonder Woman, and Aquaman.

They turned this into a vacation guys. They’re playing beach ball with a makeshift ball. They’re using the radio they’re supposed to be using to radio for help, for music. They’re chilling.

Aquaman: *stops paying attention to their beach ball game and doesn’t even notice as it smacks into his head as he’s looking to the water*

GA: “Dude…? Why’d you throw our game? Now we’re behind those two.” *looks to where Arthur’s looking*

Marvel and WW: *also look over to the water*

*silence*

Dolphin: *suddenly pops up out of nowhere tugging a crate with him*

Aquaman: “Oh my god…” *rushes over*

GA, Marvel, WW: *confused*

Aquaman: *opens crate* “Alcohol!”

All of them were later chilling on the beach, drinking cocktails of their choices…

GA: “The is the life…”

Aquaman: *Agreed. It’s nice to have a couple days away from Atlantis and being a hero. Speaking of which, Cap, I’m honestly surprised you’re so chill about this.”

Marvel: “Whatcha mean?”

GA: “Dude, you never take breaks.”

Marvel: “Wha? Of course I do.”

WW: “Brother, the other day I heard Bruce discussing with Clark about the fact that out of the six years you’ve been on the team, you’ve never once asked for some kind of leave.”

GA: “Wait really??”

Marvel: *silence* “I don’t see how it’s a bad thing.”

Aquaman: “It is a bad thing, pal. That’s not normal. You don’t have any family you need to visit or spend time with?”

Marvel: “No, not really. Junior and Mary are in the hero bizz so we spend a lot of time together already. Then, as for you guys, I see you almost every day since I go to the Watchtower a lot.”

GA: *gasp* “You consider us family?” *sounds touched*

Marvel: “Yes? Is that bad?” *sounds self conscious*

Aquaman: “Not at all. I for one am happy to be apart of your family.” *sounds proud*

WW: “As am I. I’m happy we’re siblings, brother.”

When the four were finally found, they got scolded by Bats and Supes.

Batman and Supes: *standing side by side*

Batman: *bat-glaring them all*

Supes: “What is wrong with you?! You can’t just shipwreck and then not contact us! Why didn’t you use the emergency radio?!”

GA: “There was an emergency radio?”

Supes: “Yes!”

Marvel: *whispers to Arthur in Atlantean* “Is he talking about the radio we used to play music?”

Aquaman: *whispers back in Atlantean* “I think so.”

Supes: “What’re you two saying?”

Marvel and Aquaman: *simultaneously, and in English* “Nothing.”

Supes: *starts ranting again*

WW: *whispers in Greek* “What were you guys saying?”

Marvel: *also switches to Greek* “The radio. We think it was the one we used to play music.”

Supes: “Guys! I can still hear you!”

Marvel: “Sorry Mr. Superman.”

WW: “Apologies, Clark.”

Supes: *starts ranting again*

GA: *in Italian* “What were you guys talking about?”

Marvel: *in Italian* “Remember the radio? We think that was the SOS radio.”

Supes: “GUYS. Stop whispering in languages we don’t understand—”

Batman: “I understood two out of those three.”

Supes: “—In languages I don’t understand!” *looks to Bruce*

Batman: “They weren’t using the SOS radio to signal for help.”

Aquaman: “We were using it for music.”

GA: “Arthur! You snitch!”

Aquaman: “What? They were gonna find out anyways.”

Supes: “Why were you guys playing music???”

WW: “We had what one would call a vacay.”

Supes: *takes a deep breath* “Okay. Marvel, go sit over there.” *points to a couple feet away from the other three*

Marvel: “What? Why?”

Supes: “Because you speak to many languages! Now go.”

Marvel: *pitifully walks over there*

Supes: “Now, back to what I was saying.” *starts ranting again*

[cakypa120]

Billy really loved his coworkers. They were like family to him in a way! He just really wanted to kill them all with his own hands and tell them they were lost.

Marvel: Batman, why didn't you do what I asked?!

Batman: You said not to touch that statue. I didn't touch it.

Marvel: THEN WHY ARE A LOT OF DEMONS LEAVING?!

Robin!Tim: *sweating nervously*

Marvel: Kal-El, take care of your son!

Superman: He's not my child!

Marvel: Then take care of your brother!! He misses you!

Superman: If you're so worried about him, then take care of him yourself!

Marvel: He's been living in my house for six months now!!

Superman: This is unexpected... Why aren't you bothering Luthor?!

Marvel: He's paying child support!! So you can spend time with Conner tomorrow! I'll be personally overseeing all of this!

Diana: Brother, I think this is unnecessary.

Marvel: Sister, please, you want to buy an ice cream truck. Only it doesn't come with ice cream.

Diana: Then how does ice cream get there? Magic?

Marvel: *heavy and drawn-out sigh*

Marvel: Oliver Queen!!

Oliver: Fuck! Fuck! Fuck!

Dinah: What is Marvel doing in our house?

Oliver: It was Barry's idea!! *hides behind wife*

Marvel: Really? Because that's not what he told me.

Dinah: What's going on?

Oliver: Could I have been the mastermind behind the Marvel joke where we all pretend to be dead?

Marvel: I cried for three hours! And now you're going to pay for all this stress!!

Barry: How was I supposed to know it was a super dangerous poison?!

Marvel: A skull on the label?! I hid it in a safe?! And a note that said, "This is a super duper dangerous poison! Don't drink it!! Barry, don't drink it!!! Neither does the Flash!!"?!

Barry: I... I'm... Alive, aren't you?

Marvel: *angry huffing*

Hal: Dude, how did you manage to piss off Marvel in the month I was gone?

MM: Don't count me among them.

Arthur: Me too. Marvel is one of the few people I respect.

Marvel: Who broke a vase with a thousand restless souls?!

Hal: Damn. That wasn't just an ugly flower vase.

MM: I guess the Watchtower is filled with dead people and evil Marvel.

Arthur: It's time to get the hell out of here.

[killerzshadow]

More Sillies! Ft. The Asks My Friend Sent To Another Rp Blog (Eternal Sugar) LMAO

Thank You All For The Notes On My CRK Posts! 💖💖

[helps-the-writing-brain-go]

Compensation for Damages

Red Hood talking to Red Arrow: "-so I died and I got dragged back to this shitty place. Not much of a-"

Captain Marvel (Overhearing): "I'm pretty sure you're entitled to damages for that."

Red Hood: "-step up if you ask me, but I'll take it."

Red Hood (Double take): "Wait, what did you say?"

Captain Marvel: "Damages? Compensation for dying before your time?"

Red Hood (Incredulous): "From who?"

Captain Marvel (shrugging and pointing upwards): "God? It's what I did."

Red Arrow: "When did YOU die? I thought you couldn't, with the whole, indestructible thing?"

Captain Marvel: "Oh, no. Not me. It was for my best friend's kid brother, Kid Eternity."

Red Hood: "Kid Eternity? What, so your friend's name is Mr Forever or something?"

Captain Marvel: "Uh no, it's Fre-" (Realises) "Fff-friend guy. Best Friend Guy."

Red Hood and Red Arrow: "Uh huh."

Captain Marvel: "Anyways, you could always ask. Ki-iid Eternity was owed at least 90 years on Earth, so while he couldn't be revived fully, he does get to come down and live out those 90+ years before having to stay dead. With Superpowers! He's in Heaven anyway, so it's a pretty sweet gig. Plus, we get to see him."

Red Hood: "What so God just gives it to you if you ask?"

Captain Marvel (Sheepish and avoiding eye contact suddenly): "Oh, uh, not exactly."

Red Arrow: "Holy shit Cap, what did you do?"

Captain Marvel: "What I had to."

All: "..."

Red Hood: "So do you think it'll hurt my chances at getting up there to 'talk' if I have magic swords from Hell?"

[thecrowmonster]

dc characters as text posts (pt3)

[moonlite-drabbles]

Post-reveal Billy Batson doing normal kid things in the watchtower as himself.

Like USUALLY he’s there as Captain Marvel but everyone knows now so what’s the harm of doing homework in the cafeteria? AND the others can help him with his homework.

Green Arrow: 260 divided by 5 is just 52

Billy: yeah if I don’t do it the specific way they taught it, and show my work, I get no points :(

Green Arrow: well the way they want you to do it is fucking stupid.

Superman: ARROW

Billy: no no, he’s right

[andro-dino]

🦈🌟‼️

[dailydccomics]

artist spotlight variant covers by José Luis García-López

[wildglitch]

https://archiveofourown.org/works/62221522

[mintaikkcorpse]

How and why does a came about cookies have better representation than most pieces of media I've seen

Multiple LGBT characters: ✅️

Multiple characters that don't fit the gender binary:✅️

POC Characters that aren't racist sterotypes:✅️

Characters with wildly different skin (dough in this case) tones:✅️

Multiple well-written women:✅️

Multiple different body types:✅️

Multiple Disabled Characters:✅️

Like, this game could use more fatter cookies, but like stated above, they still got a lot of different body types. Like, go off ig, they slay when it comes to this

[noneofyoubeewax]

 inspired by this post 

Deadly concerning 

I seen a few post about Billy and Danny either getting tricked into marrying each other or just marrying each other for the convenience, so I’m making my own.

Billy 12. Danny 14. They’re not in a love relationship they get along like friends 

(During some magical ghost crisis)

Green Arrow: Are we sure we can’t just call Cap

Black Canary: No, I told you this already, Marvel had family troubles and that he would be off online

John Constantine: besides, you have me the worl-

Zatanna: and me

John: yeah yeah and her helping you take care of this ghost, all we have to do is-

(After trying out his plan and processed to get their butts kicked)

Green arrow: that fail horribly

John: shut it

Batman: we need a new plan before that thing destroys anymore of the city

Superman: is there anything else we can do

Zatanna: we try summoning a greater ghost to deal with this ghost

Green arrow: and who do we call to deal with the new ghost

Zatanna: no no we just need to summon a ghost who has to leave after it completes its task.

John: true there are ghost like that but usually very weak, doubt they could take out are problem.

Zatanna: there is one we try

John: which one are—OH HELL NO, you trying to get this all killed

Batman: what are you both talking about

John: she wants to summon the The Ghost King Consort 

Black canary: and that’s bad way?

Zatanna: The Ghost King is already a bloody tyrant and you can imagine how worst his partner can be. But the Constant can beat this ghost and would have to return back to the ghost realm.

John: yeah but that doesn’t stop them from going to the king and getting us in trouble.

Zatanna: what other choice do we have

Everyone:…

Batman: do it

(The summoning)

John: stand back everyone , there’s no telling what this thing can do

Billy: *poof* …..

John:……

Everyone: ……

Superman: tha that’s a child

Billy: um hello (“nonono did they figure out my identity”)

John: this can’t be real

Superman: OH MY GOD THAT IS A CHILD

Batman: (crouching down to Billy) hello little one, are you ok?

Billy: um ….yes!…… why am I here? 

Batman: Do you know who the ghost king is

Billy: (thinking about Danny, not the previous ghost king) yes he’s my husband (“that so weird saying”)

Superman:that’s a child

Batman: (presses his lips together into a frowning face) we called you here to help us take care of a ghost that is destroying everything, can you help.

Billy: (smile so bright that there is a ting of pain that goes through everyone’s heart) of course, it would be my honor. Tawny here can help (raises a Stuffed beat up Tiger)

Superman: Oh god the tiger has a name.

( after defeating the ghost and sending it back)

Billy: (prepare to step in the summoning circle to go back home)

Black canary: wait ummm

Billy: billy

Black canary: has the ghost king made you anything you don’t want to do

Billy: what

Green arrow: how old are you

Billy: um 12, look I have to go before someone comes looking for me

Batman: here take this (holds out a card), call if you ever need help.

Billy: ok (takes the card) bye

( billy vanishes right before their eyes as he steps into the circle)

Superman: oh my god that was a child.