#mikey is michael

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MUY GUAPA, LA GATA! *VERY BEAUTIFUL, LA GATA!*

and this is how you should dress a cat to go to the snow, got it? 😉 also, i am still trying to figure out how to include spanish words in la gata's dialogues, so inconsistency is guaranteed!

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what la gata is saying:

1 (la gata) hello! i am in komorebi with jojo ;) 2 (la gata) do you like my snow boots? 3 (la gata) i'm babysitting jojo and mikey 4 -

[biggest-gaudiest-patronuses]

main take aways from Halloween (1978) rewatch:

michael myers is canonically 21??? this bitch should be at the club

*sees tiddies* ***MURDEROUS RAMPAGE NOISES***

that's it that's the movie

outside of the fact that everyone who has sex is murdered by the narrative, this is a surprisingly chill portrayal of female sexuality? these teen girls are horny and actively enjoying Getting It On with their boytoys. no pushy boyfriends sneaking in through their bedroom windows--these ladies are taking the initiative to sneak out and GET SOME. one of them gets laid and then immediately orders her boyfriend to get her a beer. (yes she gets Slashered soon afterward, but so does the boyfriend so honestly, gender equality.) yes the Final Girl is the only one not having sex, but she's not bullied for that, nor are her friends slut shamed except possibly by being murdered by the narrative

actually the only character who is shown being morally condemned on-screen is michael myers. specifically FOR his violent overreaction to other people's sex lives. (people he is spying on). metaphorically, the villain is American Puritanism sticking its judgy nose into other people's business.

aka Michael Myers Is A Republican

but actually the real villain is the doctor. guy's a judgemental, shaming, pathologizing asshole. and he's been in charge of michael's care since he was SIX YEARS OLD? kid never had a chance. i'd go on a killing spree too

also the parents. where are the parents? it's halloween night and all the teenage girls are home babysitting their younger siblings? come to think of it, michael's first victim was his own older sister, whom he killed while she was babysitting him. teen girls are really shouldering a labour burden here. maybe parentification is the true villain

side note: mike commits his first murder wearing a clown costume...which is never referenced again? his 'iconic' costume is a generic mask and wig and jumpsuit, when we coulda had a Killer Clown Michael Myers??? travesty

i like how the Final Girl and her friend casually smoke weed in her car. yeah she's an honor student and her friend is the sheriff's daughter. yeah they smoke weed. so what it's 1978

(to reiterate, mike is 21 and should be at the club. im not saying he shouldn't be rampaging, im saying it's sad that he broke out, tasted freedom for the first time in his life, and immediately snuck back into his childhood home to go rampaging. let's have a remake where he goes to a nightclub and has a few beers. maybe some slutty dancing. then rampage)

oh no he's hot

[thnks-fr-th-rats]

i LOVE the way that gerard drew the band because it perfectly captures the vibes of three cheers. its so perfect

[m1lkywaymikey]

I present to you the REAL Kiki and Bouba

Me when I remember the way brothers are real brothers who do brother things

[odetodestruction]

gerards eyes hoylyy fuchhkkk

[ourladyofsorrxws]

thinking about her today

[mikeymustdie]

Posting this because of whats going on in the political world rn

"IN THE FACE OF EXTERMINATION, SAY FUCK YOU!!"

[asthenniaa]

but would anything matter if you're already dead?

[sweet-triple-t]

IT’S A GOOD WEEK FOR ANNOYING PEOPLE !!!

everybody say thank you mikey way

[brainfreeze27]

[verysammyy]

can you watch the mikeylings while i go smoke

[cryinggirlnamedhelen]

“did it all mean nothing to you?”

he looked at you once more, and though his expression didn’t change, his heart certainly did.

“no. it meant everything.”

michael kaiser, itoshi rin, ITOSHI SAE, karasu tabito (bllk), NANAMI KENTO, fushiguro toji, fushiguro megumi (jjk), LEVI ACKERMAN, s4 eren yeager (aot), MANJIRO SANO (tr)

[allweareisbulletsimeanthiss]

Michael James Way you are so important to me im so glad you exist

[kings-favorite-courtjester]

Back on my bullshit

[gerardwayslesbianlovr]

LIKE THE

[crown-eats-rocks]

reblog if you think gerard way ray toro mikey way and frank iero should do a collab