#mikey says shit

[xxelfmamaxx]

[Y/n and Mikey are arguing.. ]

Y/n:Go make our bed! I've already asked you!

Mikey:Why make our bed when were going to sleep in it tonight?

Y/n:Why feed us when were gonna die anyway?

Mikey:

[nahoyasbabymami]

Tokrev Incorrect Quotes

Chifuyu: What's a word that's a mix between 'sad' and 'mad'?

Takemichi: Disgruntled, miserable, desolated-

Mikey: Smad.

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Chifuyu, holding a python: Guys I impulsively bought a snake, what do I name him

Takemichi: You did WHAT–

Mikey: William Snakepeare

Draken: NO-

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Takemichi: Chifuyui, keep an eye on Mikey today. They're going to say something to the wrong person and get punched.

Chifuyu: Sure, I’d love to see Mikey get punched.

Takemichi: Try again.

Chifuyu, sighing: I will stop Mikey from getting punched.

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Takemichi: Sometimes I drink milk straight out of the container.

Mikey: The cow???

Takemichi: What?

Draken: Mikey, W H Y?

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Takemichi: In your opinion, what’s the height of stupidity?

Draken: *turning to Mikey* How tall are you?

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Draken: Do you ever want to talk about your emotions, Mikey?

Mikey: … No.

Takemichi: I do!

Draken: I know, Takemichi.

Takemichi: I’m sad!

Draken: I know, Takemichi.

[klonoadoortophantomile]

bought some of that sonic gfuel a few days ago and im finally gonna drink it. hopefully i dont die /j

[wyrm-in-a-closet]

🪙 yoyledcake

This impersonation is really easy lol

[harveylikestoart]

Old gays show baby gay the pride store.

(It shouldn’t have to be said but the only ship here is hypnostone or whatever its called AND NOTHING ELSE)

[turrondeluxe]

“You ended up being right 姉ちゃん.“

[scatterbrainedbot]

the trouble with being the one who survives is you must keep on doing it

inspired directly by @onionninjasstuff 's heart wrenching comic of Future Donnie's death (read it!!)

[darth-sonny]

i fully believe that Casey looks like Leo... but only in the hair. that's it. nothing else

the rest of the guys are having ideas though...

[idiot-mushroom]

@phykoha how would you feel abt doing a tie and possibly teaming up in the @tmntbestsibscompetiton (this is my proposal bc ur rlly cool and it would be badass if we team up i think)

[xxelfmamaxx]

Draken:Why both of you have the same answers?

Mikey & Baji:Because we had the same questions

Draken:

[mulletmitsuya]

Tokyo Revengers Groupchat (not everyone, also random combinations, no specific gang)

Warnings: swearing, suggestive, homophobia by a gay person (just sillies), mentions of vomit and poison, mentions of drugs

Desc: placenta, placebo, or gazebo? 🤔

Rindou: yk when you tell someone something then they believe it and it works?

Rindou: like what you're saying isn't true but cause they think it is, it works

Ran: yes

Ran: the placenta effect

Izana: here we fucking go

Smiley: you're kidding right?😁

Ran: are you going to put a Smiley face after every single thing you text?

Ran: we get it, you smile really wide 👍

Smiley: kys

Ran: so hostile and for what

Mikey: idk what the word is but it's definitely not placenta

Izana: how even?

Mitsuya: ...the placebo effect??

Ran: isn't that those huge tent things

Mitsuya: that's a gazebo

Ran: oh

Ran: same thing

Smiley: you dumb as hell

Hakkai: you'd think that big ass forhead of yours would be worth something

Hakkai: smh

Ran: and you'd think after 10 years you'd get over whatever grudge you have against me

Hakkai: you literally hit my best friend (future bf) over the head with a brick

Chifuyu: thought you could sneak that in huh

Hakkai: he could have died

Ran: but he didn't?

Ran: i was just being silly and having fun

Ran: is that such a crime🙄

Hakkai: ITS FUCKING ATTEMPTED MURDER

Rindou: so is it placebo, placenta, or gazebo?

Mitsuya: it's placebo

Kazutora: placenta's are in females stomachs for pregnancy i think

Baji: that's the uterus (i'm so fucking smart)

Chifuyu: none of those are correct

Draken: google exists also

Draken: why are you asking us

Rindou: shut up for a sec

Rindou: would the placenta effect potentially kill someone

Rindou: like if you told someone that you poisoned them and then after a while they start frothing at the mouth and shit, could they die?

Rindou: or are they being a little bitch and faking lol

Rindou: i didn't actually put the rat poison in his drink (i think)

Rindou: but it kinda seems like he's dying or smth

Mikey: what the fuck is this situation

Mikey: is this real?💀

Rindou: nah

Rindou: hypothetically

Ran: does this have to do with the ambulance being here

Rindou: nah

Rindou: can y'all just answer me

Rindou: hurry before the "poison", does it's job or whatever

Rindou: guys he's throwing up pretty violently

Rindou: there's blood

Rindou: hypothetically

Izana: who would you have "hypothetically" poisoned?😐

Rindou: bro that's not the point, sir

Izana: stop calling me sir in normal situations

Izana: we're normal now and not in a gang and i'm a normal person not a gang leader

Mochi: so we don't have to call you Izana-sama anymore?

Ran: what if it turns us on

Izana: uhm

Kakucho: fuck off

Kakucho: sorry

Ran: Kaku give it up, he's way too old for you

Rindou: so y'all just gonna let the hypothetical person die? ayt

Rindou: i'm on my way to the hospital for unrelated reasons

Kakucho: who's the hypothetical victim of the placebo

Rindou: uhhh Sanzu

Kakucho: LMAO

Kakucho: let him hypothetically die then 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Mitsuya: punch him in the stomach

Rindou: i know a lot of y'all don't like him but we're friends now and i don't want him to die also he has the best drugs so i'd rather he stay alive so that i can enjoy them recreationally

Rindou: but i'll do it anyway

Mitsuya: stfu for a sex, punching him will make him throw up, and he'll vomit most of the poison out

Rindou: oh like in the stomach?

Rindou: he's gonna be so mad at me, damn

Baji: "shut up for a sex" lmaoooooo🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Baji: and you guys say I'M diabetic💀💀

Mikey: bro what?😭

Kakucho: you mean dyslexic?

Kakucho: nvm the situation speaks for itself

Smiley: the irony of this is crazy

Draken: that got a chuckle outta me 😂

Chifuyu: why you text like a 40 year old dad💀

Ran: i never went to school but even i know that's incorrect

Hakkai: "i never went to school but even i know that's incorrect 🤓👆"

Hakkai: jump into oncoming tragic you f slur🖕

Smiley: aur naur you done made Hakkai homophobic

Ran: you need to fucking chill omg

Mitsuya: are you five years old, Baji

Baji: nah i'm 24 dumbness🤨

Baji: *dumbass

Izana: my oath for not using violence anymore might have to be on hold cause you guys are pissing me the fuck off you fucking incompetent fools useless excuses of human beings

Smiley: bro called us fools

Ran: that's a bit much, sir

Baji: bet you're typing with your left hand

Ran: uh huh <3

Rindou: get some fucking bitches, damn

Ran: where are your bitches, Rindou

Rindou: on my dick

Ran: oh you're talking about the femboys?

Ran: ohh ok i thought you weren't gay but whatever

Mikey: yo is haruchiyo alive?

Rindou: they're pumping his stomach, he'll be fine

Rindou: liking femboys isn't gay

Smiley: 🤨

Angry: 🤨

Rindou: don't act dumb because it's literally in the term 'fem'

Draken: uh, what about the 'boy' part

Rindou: don't twist my words

Rindou: how is liking something that looks like a girl, gay??

Mitsuya: bffr 😐

Rindou: y'all telling me if i fuck haruchiyo i'm gay???

Hakkai: he's a boy?

Rindou: he looks like a woman

Rindou: have you seen his body? tiny ass waist headass. y'all come to the onsen next time you'll see what i mean

Chifuyu: you're being weird rn

Ran: what about his penis, Rindou

Rindou: that's irrelevant

Rindou: besides it's barely noticeable

Draken: people like you and Koko are the fucking problem, get some therapy

Smiley: Rindou thinks fucking a guy in the ass isn't gay 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

Rindou: "FEM"

Draken: BOY???? MALE??? MAN??? DICK???

Rindou: ok who's gay now, weirdo🤨

Draken: kys (kill yourself)

[klonoadoortophantomile]

THE NEW EPISODE WAS SO GOOD BUT ALSO AUGHGGHDHSJA

[fr4nksgr33nt34]

MIKEY WAY IS TRENDING MIKEY WAY IS TRENDING MIKEY WAY IS TRENDING MIKEY WAY IS TRENDING MIKEY WAY IS TRENDING MIKEY WAY IS TRENDING MIKEY WAY IS TRENDING MIKEY WAY IS TRENDING MIKEY WAY IS TRENDING MIKEY WAY IS TRENDING MIKEY WAY IS TRENDING MIKEY WAY IS TRENDING MIKEY WAY IS TRENDING MIKEY WAY IS TRENDING MIKEY WAY IS TRENDING MIKEY WAY IS TRENDING MIKEY WAY IS TRENDING MIKEY WAY IS TRENDING MIKEY WAY IS TRENDING MIKEY WAY IS TRENDING MIKEY WAY IS TRENDING MIKEY WAY IS TRENDING MIKEY WAY IS TRENDING MIKEY WAY IS TRENDING MIKEY WAY IS TRENDING MIKEY WAY IS TRENDING MIKEY WAY IS TRENDING MIKEY WAY IS TRENDING MIKEY WAY IS TRENDING MIKEY WAY IS TRENDING MIKEY WAY IS TRENDING MIKEY WAY IS TRENDING MIKEY WAY IS TRENDING MIKEY WAY IS TRENDING MIKEY WAY IS TRENDING MIKEY WAY IS TRENDING MIKEY WAY IS TRENDING MIKEY WAY IS TRENDING MIKEY WAY IS TRENDING MIKEY WAY IS TRENDING

[pixelatedquarter]

New McDonald's Alignment Chart just dropped, "Emo Trinity Saying They're Straight" flavored

[rubbish78]

My Chemical Romance MTV Backstage Pass interview 2004 (x)

I know this has been giffed a hundred times on here BUT LISTEN

[turrondeluxe]

You know how some kids say stuff that freak out their parents like “the man in the corner doesn’t like that” and there’s no one there

or how most kids just stand in the doorway of a room at night for no reason besides waiting for their parents to wake up so they can ask a question but it can be really creepy and freak the parents out

That kind of thing but mostly the second one because I think that’s more common in kids

(previous ask for context)

Alright i totally understand now. That'd be Moja, no doubt!