#mikeyreject

[5sosfanfictioncatalogue]

Body Worship Masterlist

Art Affair (ao3) - Hoodie, orphan_account michael/ashton E, 3k

Summary: "Why the fuck would you want me for a model?"

"Because you are exactly what I would want. A rebel but you have class and you aren't like everyone else. I would really love to paint you."

Body of a God (ao3) - ashton_cuddles94 luke/ashton E, 1k

Summary: To Luke, Ashton was a god. He wasn't just beautiful, he was a gorgeous oil work, every brush stroke delicately painting him. Ashton was a statue carved from marble, every bump and curve meticulously creating his silhouette.

Drowning in You (ao3) - beendreaminglikeafool luke/ashton M, 2k

Summary: Never thought he’d trust a random guy he met twenty minutes ago to have his way with him, but Luke just wanted to stay in that euphoric headspace that showed no sign of stopping. And Ashton looked like one of those people that any soul could trust, even in all his naked glory.

or: Luke gets fucked at a Halloween party

Endlessly (ao3) - thesoulsailor calum/ashton, michael/luke E, 27k

Summary: Calum is the undisputed king of his high school, Ashton speaks through colours, Luke doesn't let anybody touch him and Michael is so getting killed by for hiding that snake in their teacher's drawer.

Everything Is Blue (You're Spilling Like An Overflowing Sink) (ao3) - Migs michael/luke, michael/calum, calum/oc E, 1k

Summary: The thing about Michael Clifford is that he is undeniably beautiful. He shines with the power of thousand stars and burns brighter than the sun. Calum would do anything to be part of his solar system.

Follow You Down (ao3) - lilacpages michael/calum E, 12k

Summary: It’s so stupid, because Michael knows these people are insignificant, and yet, he so easily allows himself to be persuaded by them. His mind races as he reads through the various criticisms, overanalyzing and coming to paranoid, disheartening conclusions that yeah, his voice was completely off and his guitar was out of tune and that all of these people are right.

In The Dark (Like Meteorites) (ao3) - dafeedil michael/calum/ashton E, 26k

Summary: Ashton falls for Calum at a nightclub, and then for Calum's boyfriend, too.

I Only Wanna Talk (ao3) - dafeedil michael/calum E, 16k

Summary: He thinks it should feel wrong, kissing Calum here in the dark, when the thousand dollars he paid to have this is sitting neatly in its envelope just feet away. But it doesn’t feel wrong, not at all. In fact, it feels unnatural not to be kissing Calum.

Or, more simply, Michael falls in love with a prostitute.

lend me your eyes (i can change what you see) (ao3) - mywonderwall luke/calum E, 5k

Summary: “You’re thinking too hard,” Calum murmurs, even though Luke hasn’t said anything. He pulls his lips off to bite at Luke’s lower jaw, just how he likes it. “You’ve got to relax.” He places a warm, solid hand on Luke’s chest, and Luke can feel his own heartbeat bounce up into Calum’s hand, then back down into his ribcage. Thump, thump, thump.

like a prayer (for which no words exist) (ao3) - satellitesunset (awkwardcaterpillar) ot4 E, 2k

Summary: It's overwhelming, being kissed, grazed, and revered in a manner not unlike worshipping like he's something divine and holy, someone worth praising and devoting to, he's both the saint and sinner, the painting and temple being venerated.

- or ashton-centric ot4 gang bang

More (ao3) - orphan_account ot4 E, 1k

Summary: 3 times that Ashton’s boys have been appreciative of his body

+1 time Ashton looks in the mirror.

Pamper (ao3) - mikeyreject T, 1k

Summary: Michael takes the day to spoil and take care of himself

that’s why you like it (ao3) - merlypops michael/calum, bryanna/ashton E, 69k

Summary: Calum starts doing workouts in the garden over the summer and Michael spends the whole time with his hand down his pants (until Calum takes matters into his own hands).

You Lit a Match with Your Nails on my Back (ao3) - macandgay michael/luke M, 3k

Summary: Michael snickers, “Shut up. I don’t fucking know. I never scratch peoples backs.” But he follows Luke’s request anyway, almost digging his nails into the cool skin and gliding them down his best friend’s side.

“Mhm.”

“Don’t bust a nut on me.”

“Shut up dumbass,” Luke snorts, blushing immediately. He was glad it was dark or Michael would probably tease him even more. “Just feels good. Don’t stop.”

You Need Some Get Right, Mama (ao3) - orphan_account michael/calum E, 2k

Summary: Calum Hood didn’t mean to walk in on Michael Clifford, his best friend, his band mate, his crush, while he was sleeping. He didn’t know he was going to sleeping on his stomach, wearing something that was definitely not boxers. But, he’s glad he did, because it is the hottest sight he has ever had the privilege to have.

OR the fic where Calum walks in on Michael sleeping in panties. Sex ensues.

You On Top Got Me Feeling On Your Booty (Give Me That Sugar With The Sweet Talk) (ao3) - Migs luke/calum E, 3k

Summary: Luke is a camboy and Calum is his bodyguard.

[truthorclifford]

MASON THOSE VALENTINES CARD IDEAS ARE SO CUTE CAN I HAVE ONE PLEASE 💕

PARKER YOU’RE CUTE OF COURSE YOU CAN HAVE ONE ILY

[harryshomebaby]

#23

23: Coffee and cigarettes - the night game

this one is a chill bop

[maluminspace]

🌹

Hi lovey! Thank you for sending this!One of my fave blogs ever is @mikeyreject! I strongly recommend you follow 💖

Send me a 🌹 and I’ll rec you a blog

[pearldouglas]

Blue hair, blue (hazel) eyes, I saw her 💙

[gaypansies]

💫 what era is this? (they/them) 💫

[otpmalum]

cedar

Cedar - What is your favorite season?

i love spring and fall because it’s like perfect weather almost all the time like it’s not too hot and it’s not too cold i lov it !!

tender asks

[stacispratt]

papaya and kiwi ?

papaya: what song describes your aesthetic?oh,, goodness,,,,, (un)lost by the maine or no more bad days by this wild life, shown to me by the love of my life @sapphicmikey

kiwi: what's something that fascinates you?history!! and um.... prolly little dumb things like makeup and music?? i’m not sure!!!

ask me fruit questions!

[ashtonfightme]

9 and 17

9) best opening act?DUA LIPA i love her music sm 17) funniest concert memory? oh my go f kfjfjfj at slfl ashton did a handstand and i almost cried?? like michael DROPPED him because he was holding ashton’s legs up and he fell

[bellimie]

Another year, another post of me telling you all how much I love you. To my mutuals I want to say you guys are awesome and even if we don’t talk that much (or at all) I probably secretly love you more than you know. You guys are all amazing and it’s a blessing seeing all of your posts everyday, you’re what really makes this whole place fun for me.♡ To all of my followers I want to say thank you and I love all you guys so much, thanks for putting up with me y'all are the true heroes here and I love you. 

[margotism]

lets just never forget michael’s love and passion for video games, remember when he did a livestream playing league? it was amazing…. also during that livestream one of his friends made a ‘rape joke’ and this was his answer

[fivesecondsofcal]

for @mikeyreject!! i meant to do this way faster but i goofed, plus ur so cute i couldn’t decide which pic to draw :) sorry for being lazy and like barely shading i hope u still like it!!

[5sosfanfictioncatalogue]

Teasing Masterlist

Astraphobia (ao3) - NightlightStories luke/ashton G, 2k

Summary: Just as a studio session ends, a thunder storm starts. Too bad for Ashton who is secretly really scared of them. But luckily Luke is there to help his friend through it and maybe hear about some other truths that Ashton hadn't revealed before.

Come Thru (ao3) - bitchnluke luke/ashton E, 10k

Summary: Luke was used to being a playboy bunny, and he loved the pampered life of a playboy bunny. So yeah, you could say he was a spoilt brat. One day, his daddy tells him he is no longer his daddy, and that he has a new one. That his new daddy was the CEO of playboy bunny, which happened to be the owners nephew, Ashton Irwin. His old daddy tells him to go make Ashton loosen up and have fun.

Do Your Thing (ao3) - antisocialhood luke/calum, michael/ashton E, 5k

Summary: And to make matters worse - if that's even possible - Luke has to have the bluest balls in all of Sydney. It's been a good week and a half since Calum last initiated their sexy time, and like, Luke can definitely initiate it on his own usually, but Calum's not coming up for bed until the wee hours of the morning when Luke can barely keep his eyes open let alone his dick ready for action.

or, Calum's been talking about Luke's dick to two very familiar, and teasing band members who just want to see it for themselves.

Everybody Wants a Taste (ao3) - reversecow michael/ashton E, 5k

Summary: Michael's a twitch streamer and Ashton's his sexually frustrated roommate. ------ aka the twitch thot fic Michael deserved the minute he bought those kitten ear headphones

Hiccups (ao3) - mikeyreject michael/luke T, 812

Summary: "How do you get rid of hiccups?"

"I don't know just put my dick back in your mouth"

It's Okay, Princess (ao3) - lashtonaf luke/ashton E, 2k

Summary: Luke likes being a tease, if he knows that Ashton will punish him for it.

just a warning (ao3) - larryandlashtonlmao luke/ashton E, 720

Summary: Luke is being a little tease, and Ash is fed up with it.

Love, Are You Real? (ao3) - senioritastyles michael/calum/ashton T, 4k

Summary: Michael hums happily, rubbing one eye with a closed fist as he lets go of Calum’s hand in favor of speed walking toward Ashton and thumping against his chest in a tight hug. Ashton buries his face in Michael’s sleep mussed hair, holding him just as firmly and listening to Calum’s feet slap quickly along the floor until the youngest boy wiggles under Ashton’s arms and holds him right over where Michael’s arms are.

Ashton adjusts his arms so they fit snugly, one around Michael’s right side and the other around Calum’s left, leaning his face down to kiss the tops of their heads. “Morning.”

Or: Some domestic Mashlum for your reading pleasure.

Mile High (ao3) - lovelylarry (leeanndarling) michael/ashton N/R, 1k

Summary: Michael teases Ashton and gets him hard before their 15 hour flight home. Ashton doesn't appreciate it one bit.

(But Michael takes care of him on the plane because he's a loving boyfriend like that)

patience is a virtue (ao3) - ObsessedWithBands michael/luke M, 1k

Summary: After Michael teases Luke in front of people, Luke gets him back by making him be patient...

...until Luke can't handle it any longer.

Plaid Shirts and Morning Kisses (ao3) - beendreaminglikeafool michael/luke T, 1k

Summary: Luke wears one of Michael's plaid shirts.

Playing With Chemistry (ao3) - fourdrunksluts michael/ashton, luke/calum E, 17k

Summary: It's the busiest week of the year at the escape room Ashton manages, and it's hard enough without Michael Clifford tempting him at every turn.

So pretty (ao3) - beendreaminglikeafool michael/luke T, 1k

Summary: 'You look great!' Luke smiled, unable to stop himself from admiring the way the other blonde looked.

'Could say the same for you, but...you're kinda...' Michael motioned between Luke and the door that his curly head was peaking from.

or: Luke is slightly nervous about wearing a dress for his date with Michael.

When You're Looking Like This, I Just Can't Resist It (ao3) - flowercrownmikey michael/luke T, 4k

Summary: "He tried to channel the attraction with badly timed insults and petty fighting, and it worked. They were good friends who insulted each other and annoyed their other friends and nobody suspected a thing. It was boyish and natural and fuck, Michael wants him so badly."

OR// Michael has a crush and they're banding with pretty girls in the woods... (The fetus camping fic nobody asked for?)

Worst Behavior (ao3) - mukeinruins michael/luke E, 2k

Summary: "It felt good, didn't it babe?" Michaels voice was slow and velvety. Luke was blushing and sweating a little. He didn't know whether it was the extra body heat from Michael or just the context of the situation that made him feel this hot.

Or

Luke has fun, Michael finds out.

[pearldouglas]

I stole the moon, I made the stars align.

[stacispratt]

27, 50, 54

27) what was the last movie you saw?the last movie i watched at my house was the beauty and the beast remake!! but i haven’t been to the theater in forever, if that’s what this question is asking, i don’t even remember the last movie i saw in theater

50) basic question; what's your favorite color/colors?pastels and warm colors !!!

54) you accidentally eat some radioactive vegetables. they were good, and what's even cooler is that they endow you with the super-power of your choice! what is that power?oh boy...... i wanna say the power to control time bc i wanna travel back in time to see History or like pause time for a lil while because then i would never be stressed about having too much to do. as long as i couldn’t fuck up time Forever bc that would stress  me Deeply

send me numbers!!

[frickyouralmonds]

hi! so as you all probably didn’t know, i recently reached 2k! around this same time, my blog turned 7 years old. i just wanted to thank you guys for following me and give a shout out/appreciation to some of my faves!

a-c // @applesauceluke @babygrandpa @bowtiebrendon @butthole-pizza @cakestan @calumspeachy​ @carriedawayfromhome​ @cashton @cashtonurl @cashtontrash //

d-g // @dankpunks @fivesecondsoflove @fucking5sos @galacthicc @getsosd @ghostsofhood @ghostofmashton @ghstofcalum //

h-m // @libracalum @liikeavapor @lucasbby @mackalmorr @maluminspace @micool5sos @miguelclifford @mikeyreject @monsteramongmichael //

n-z //  @otpmalum @perfctcalum @pxrxmoore @rudeshours @skankniall @starrynightashton @sublimehood @wastedheartmuke //

thank you guys for following this mess of a blog, here’s to many more years!