#milf: a definition

[shotmrmiller]

personal sperm donor soap x reader because IVF is expensive (craigslist ad. everyone else thought it some FBI scheme but you just want to start a family minus the male relationship) thank you but once the dick appt comes, it turns into ghoap cuz johnny just had to bring his boyfriend to donate sperm too. higher chance of a baby

[this1contradiction]

LOOK AT HIM SMILINGGGGG 😍

[stanchett]

I’ve always said I don’t have a type, but I’m now realizing I definitely do..

[twistedgardens]

Screaming, crying, throwing up over Deuce's hot mom

[ryn-city]

sure you could romance emmerich as a 20yr old rook.. or you could just stop being a coward and fuck it up senior citizen style

[weeb-polls-with-pip]

Morally Questionable Anime Milfs Side B Round 1 Match 4

Propaganda:

Mitsuki -

"very sexy mother. does yell loudly at her kid and slaps him occasionally (he’s an asshole and yells back tho)."

Michiko -

"Michiko is an escaped female convict who rescues her former lover's daughter from an abusive household and chooses to raise her as her own, as they search for the girl's father. She's not always the best or most responsible parental figure, but she comes to care very deeply for Hatchin and does her best to be there for her. PLUS LOOK AT HER. SHE'S SOOO FUCKING HOT."

[jpriest85-blog]

You know, if I had a nickel for every time I made an OC, that was an ancient monstrous or eldritch being, that took the human shape of a beautiful woman, and had a cult ...well I'd only have $0.15 which isn't a lot but it's funny that it happened 3 times. Introducing from left to right the pretty blonde girl next door Tiffany Newman, and casket for an eldritch being from @the-passenger-if . On the middle is Tihamah an ancient sea dragon/ Leviathan, I originally created her for an abandoned IF, Honey & Fire, but I liked the character concept of a dragon walking around in human form so her character developed and evolved into her own thing. On the right is Thuban The Harbinger of Calamity from @justpked Fell Star. Thuban is an ancient bestial creature of the void that weilds blood magic and chaos to ensure the laws of balance are maintained.

Despite the overlap in similarities, especially considering their names all begin with T, and they all have at least one noticeable mole/beauty mark on their faces in human form, they are quite different. Especially when it comes to how they became the objects of worship of each of their respective cults. Both Tihamah and Thuban's cults sort of developed by accident. In Tihamah's case, she unintentionally saved a coastal city when an invading armada got too close to her nest, and she slaughtered the entire naval fleet. The residents of the city she saved started offering her tribute in both thanks and in appeasement, so she'll continue protecting them. Tihamah just went along with it because they weren't going to hurt her or her babies, and hey, free food! While Thuban's duties as the Harbinger meant she was often regarded as a figure of fear and dread, others regarded her more as a protector since she'd often target groups and people in power that didn't heed her warnings and threatened the Laws of Balance. It was probably quite surprising for Thuban the first time a group of people showed up at the abandoned temple she was residing in, and she realized they wanted to worship, instead of kill her. Tiffany actively sought out her cult in an attempt to regain her former power so she could stand a chance against the Hunter and become the Apex predator again instead of prey. Tiffany quite enjoyed being revered, although she wasn't into wearing the robes like the other cultists. With time and effort Tiffany puts into her appearance, she's not going to cover up her outfit with shapeless robes, especially when wearing Calvin Klein!!

[anankos]

Def still thinking abt the notes i found on an old discord convo heavily featuring anselma con fire emblem bc i want to pick her brains so badly. there’s a lot of em in these games but damn what a woman to haunt the narrative

[darthyourmomgay]

Making bo katan and the armorer kiss like they are barbies (an edit)

(Best viewed when phone is turned)

[immortalspacelesbian]

okay where’s the jillian/mother superion shippers at

[frogseasons]

one last adventure together (an ode to king’s tide)

[vampirecatprince]

*looks at Satan and Lucifer* ... is this yuri?

[the-darkness-does-not-bargain]

Ngl a little surprised that no one else seems to have leapt at the opportunity to make a werewolf yellowjackets au. Like I really don't think you could come up with a more fitting au concept for this show than that.