#long live Star Wars milfs

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Making bo katan and the armorer kiss like they are barbies (an edit)

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Echoes of War Chronicles WIP Intro!!!

Look at me! Writing and posting a WIP Intro and not a tag game like last Wednesday!! Did it take fifteen reminders and ten instances of sitting down with the intention to write it but getting distracted and not making any progress? Yes. But I finally got it finished!! So let's get into it!

Fair warning, this is kind of a long post, but when is anything I post not?

While nothing in this post has any kind of CW/TW I can find, this whole series is pretty dark/gory in its contents, and for that reason, I'm labeling it 18+. Specifically for excessive violence, dark themes, and general explicit content and gore. I try my hardest to label content appropriately whenever I post tag games and snippets.

Series: Echoes of War Chronicles

Genre: adult high/dark fantasy/sci-fi (I don't really know what genre to label this as lol)

Status: First draft/planning

Tags: #echoes of war chronicles #eowc

Synopsis (for the overall series, so it's pretty vague)

Created to fight a war that has wrecked the Realms for years, two genetic experiments were trained side by side. Merciless, lethal weapons of death. Inseparable. Until they weren't. Years later, they're on opposite sides of the war. Both of them intent on destroying the other, regardless of their shared history. Bonds are tested. Secrets revealed. Loyalties made and destroyed as two partners threaten to destroy the entirety of the Realms in their hunt for blood.

Tropes and Things

Found Family

DRAGONS + other fantasy creatures

Living Weapon

Lovers to Enemies

LGBTQ+ OCs and relationships

LOTS OF MAGIC

Morally gray OCs and just downright completely morally black OCs

Angst

High Action

War

Now let me introduce you to the stars of the show!

Asset 703

Created from Project Viall, 703 has been with the Mors her entire life. Trained from birth to be the most deadly weapon in the Realms. She is regarded as a demon of death and an unfeeling monster. It's the only life she's known, and she long since accepted that fact. She doesn't particularly care about the nature of her creation or the brutality of her job. She was created for a purpose, and it's the sole reason for her existence. It's not her place to think about things like life outside the Mors. Those were traitorous thoughts and pointless hopes.

Fres

Another of Project Viall's subjects, Fres was also raised in the Mors. Nearly as deadly as their partner 703, the two were feared. But as Fres was exposed to more of the Realms during their missions, they began to resent the life they had. All the pain and abuse fueled their anger. So they created a plan, escaping from the Mors in a blazing chaotic mess. From them on, they devoted themselves to fighting against the Mors. They wanted to see them burn in eternal damnation, unable to ever rise back from the smoldering pile they left them in.

Ronan "Rage" Airvix

Assigned to be 703's field handler and healer, Rage works for the Mors. He's very calm and patient, unless you disregard his healing expertise, then you'll see where the nickname Rage came from. He will adopt anyone left unattended for five minutes.

Dana Hueland

Dana is one of the hardest fighters against the Mors. A feisty woman and phenomenal fighter, she's intimidating to anyone that comes across her. She excels at close combat and piloting and is a certified BAMF, MILF, and top tier Bisexual.

Master Gerd

One of the highest ranked in the Mors, Master Gerd is a psychopath with a god complex. He abuses his power religiously, especially over 703. He is feared my nearly everyone in the Mors and he knows it. -1000/10 would drown violently.

Healer Asurr

The head of Project Viall, Healer Asurr is a bit of a mad scientist. They're only concern is their life long work of enhancing species, ultimately to create the superior lifeform. They would stick you in a cage and study you obsessively for months.

Now, because the Seven Realms are so expansive, I'm just including a few basics here (she says after having written way too much info and then hitting delete far too many times). If anyone shows an interest in knowing more about them, I'll do a post for each Realm, I'm planning to anyway at some point, but for now, enjoy the little snippets that tell you absolutely nothing about their importance to the plot!

Mirralia has the second largest population of the Seven Realms. With its variety of biomes and massive cities, it's one of the most sought after places to live. Full of some of the most rich and powerful flora and fauna, many resources for alchemy are found in the Realm. It also remains to be one of the only Realms dragons have still been spotted. Mirralia government positions are highly sought after and their military is one of the strongest of the Seven Realms.

Enkkon produces some of the best Agi (trained magic users) in the Seven Realms, with schools to match. With top schools in many specialties, it brings in species from every Realm, creating the most diverse population of any Realm. Far less rich in raw elemental, Enkkon is a quiet Realm, reliant on technology far more than the other Realms, but that doesn't make its native species any weaker than the other Realms.

Levekint has the largest population. While the cities are large and bubbling, the flora and fauna of the planet interacts with everything. It's not uncommon to see buildings with vines or trees growing out of the middle, or for a shop to have bird nests and other creatures wandering about indoors. Levekint taught healers make up ninety percent of the Seven Realms healers. It is the forefront of healing innovation, producing some of the most renowned and well known healing names in history.

Zj'ahju is the smallest Realm, with the smallest population to go with it. The harsh biome and oppressive heat make the Realm nearly inhabitable for non-native species. However, it has some of the most beautiful architecture of the Realms, specializing in metal and glass. Both are big exports for the Realm, and they produce nearly fifty percent of the Seven Realms building supplies. Weapons and jaw dropping pieces of glass art are other major exports.

Ketaawi is the second largest Realm, comprising of ninety percent water. Most of Ketaawi's native species can breathe underwater, or can hold their breath for long periods of time. The massive cities of Ketaawi are either floating on the water, able to move much like a boat, or beautiful domes underwater. Right after Enkkon, Ketaawi is one of the most technologically advanced Realms, with some of the best defenses and security to be found anywhere.

Rorrut is a mountainous planet, having the highest peaks and deepest caves in the Realms. With such conditions, it's also a major Realm for rare alchemy supplies, specifically minerals and powerful, giant creatures. The planet is constantly "growing," creating more mountains and caves to replace the ones mined. With some of the most dangerous creatures in the Seven Realms, the natives became natural fighters and survivalists. There are very few large cities, and the habitants mostly form small villages, keeping to themselves and protecting each other.

The largest of the Seven Realms, Aveilu is a gas planet. The natives of the Realm have built their cities on the many rings of the planet, which are made up of large floating island, with the largest cities being floating cities, completely fueled by energy to keep them in the sky. Most native species in the Realm have some form of flight capabilities. Aveilu is the top Realm in ship production and export, creating ninety percent of the Realms flying transportation. It is the only other Realm dragons have been spotted in.

My Master Post is here with all the links to my other more detailed intros, including OCs, world related things, and the magic system if anyone is interested in reading any more about EoWC.

I know this is a pretty long post, so if you read through everything, wow, you're amazing! Thanks for reading through my little (okay, big) rant!!!

If anyone wants to be added/subtracted from the tag list, you can comment or DM me!

General Tag: @orions-quill @fractured-shield and @leahnardo-da-veggie

EoWC Tag: N/A

LotA Tag: N/A

[paverics]

avatrice au’s nobody asked for but they live rent free in my head and I have spent so long thinking about them that I’ve mentally built very specific lore for each other them:

- ava loves milfs. beatrice has a mom. do the math. (stacy’s mom but with avatrice ending)

- just regular nuns without the superhero shit and world eating entities

- anti gay summer camp but without the trauma. less miseducation of cameron post, and more campy but i’m a cheerleader

- basically the plot of do revenge or john tucker must die

- beatrice is a doctor who moves into the small town. ava is her frequent patient because she truly (genuinely) can’t stop accidentally hurting herself

- something something war, something something star, crosses lovers slash leaders of opposing factions. telling the clexa gorls to shut the fuck up

- beekeeper beatrice. i have zero other coherent thoughts on this one. mind blank. legs open. maybe ava is…a bee? something. i don’t fucking know

- soccer au

- literally anything horror related. love me a final girl. camping in the woods. slasher shit. mystery killer picking them off one by one. no ghosts or hauntings though because boring

- accidental murder of adriel or vincent (dealers choice) but half of the gorls are the cops and the other half did it

- something about the 40s but their husbands have gone to war

- ava and beatrice are both moms but their kids keep bullying each other so they meet up in a denny’s parking lot to bare knuckle fist fight and end up kissing each other on the mouth instead

just so, so many outlandish and insane scenarios that will not give me peace

[tremendouskoalachild]

Hottest star wars woman but it's just a bunch of ladies I'm particularly into

Leia Organa vs Aniseya

I have not forgotten sequels-era Leia. Long live milfs in blue.

[certified-anakinfucker]

10 Characters, 10 Fandoms, 10 Tags

How to play: name 10 of your favourite characters from 10 different fandoms, then tag 10 people to do the same.

tagged by @kiwikipedia and @chiafett, i’m giving them both a gentle muah and an obligatory apology for mobile’s bullshittery

Cheerilee | My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic

Take a wild guess where I got this screen name from LMAO it has survived a loooooooooong time. I think I first took it when I was 11? 12? on a hellscape sns. Now I brought it back bc I like the vibes :) At the time I wanted to be a teacher like her (and my mom), and plus her coat color was probably my favorite color at the time. I just loved her a lot.

Christophe Giacometti | Yuri!!! on Ice

He got subjected to the “fuck you he’s mine” treatment, but really I just. Adore him. He showed up like a whore who was DEFINITELY seeing Viktor so long ago and now they’ve turned into the closest friends anyone could ask for with the most beautiful sense of “I love you but you’re going to pay for that” rivalry. He is so pretty. I kind of want to bring him back for SW but I dunno what he’ll be doing :(

[Redacted] | [Data Expunged]

I like my men pathetic and miserable and they can’t do jack nor the shit without causing a cascade failure on an unimaginably catastrophic scale and bringing about destruction to everything he’s ever loved BECAUSE he loved so hard and now everyone sees him with such a sour (bittersweet at best) taste in their mouth and he’s resigned himself to the background in so many things he used to be the proudest of his prowess in but he’s so pretty and dainty and and and and and-

Anakin Skywalker | Star Wars

Me and the scrungly blorbos ass-up in untreated trauma from abandonment issues and being thrust into high positions of power without proper support despite others insisting that we ARE being properly supported at all measures but there are people scared and jealous of us and we keep refusing to admit how deeply it effects our daily lives and relationships until it inevitably destroys what good we do see around us and we have to make the decision on whether to learn and grow from this or just shrug and keep it trucking in the trenches. Neither of us made the right choice here and that’s banger. We’re doing great wdym?

Jedediah | Night at the Museum

Can’t believe I had to split up Jedediah and Octavius for this but I just genuinely admire him. He is so cool. Maybe it’s the free-spirited gay cowboy gender.

Loki | M*rvel

Shut up he’s hot

Wheatley | Portal (2)

Don’t speak to me he’s so so so stupid

Jazz | Transformers

This is entirely Mikey’s fault and I will make sure she knows this daily. Jazz is so just like me fr

Honorable Fandom Mentions

Basically, fandoms I only dipped a toe into but not deep enough to pick just one favorite!

Hades (Game)

WHERE IS MY MOTHER NYX. WHERE IS SHE. I deeply admire anyone’s ability (namely @purgetrooperfox) in sitting through this game.

Red Dead Redemption / 2

What if I turned Micah and Dutch into mulch? What if Arthur lived an amazing life instead? This game makes me feel so many emotions what the fuck I should play it someday 🥲

Tags <3

i’m dumb and wasn’t paying much attention to who was already tagged so. @milf-maul @jekyllnahyena @spaceydragons @sithbian @friedennic @walk-ng-d-saster @kemendin @grandninjamasterren @perasperaadastrawriting @kkrazy256

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Was that [VANESSA KIRBY]? Oh no no, that was just [EDLIN DURA], an [ORIGINAL CHARACTER] from [STAR WARS]. They are [THIRTY FOUR] years old, use [SHE/HER], and [ARE] aware that they are not actually from Washington DC. Too bad they can’t stray from this city for long.

how long has your character been here

she's been here for four years.

what is your character's job

edlin is a doctor at george washington memorial hosp.

where has your character been pulled from in their fandom

after her death.

has any magic affected your character

nope!

and any other information you might find useful for us and the other members to know!!

oop here comes jodie again with a tragic star wars milf :)))))

edlin was born on lothal to her parents anther and melia berren.

from a young age, edlin showed an interest in medicine, this was only furthered when she made friends with one of the only doctors in her village, an older man named zano who had once been a teacher on coruscant, but was now retired and living with his wife in the place they had raised their children.

as she grew older, she started to grow a more significant interest, and zano contacted some of his former students, putting the word out about someone who would be a good student when she was of age.

and it paid off, she had a place lined up in the top medical school on coruscant when she turned sixteen. 

her life was happy, up until it wasn't, her father was injured in a factory accident which caused him to be bedridden, leaving her mother to be the primary breadwinner for the family. 

it wasn't long after that when her father passed away, leaving her mother devastated and it forced edlin to go and find a job because her mother was too depressed to move from her bed.

it wasn't long after that when both her parents were gone and she was alone in the world.

zano and his wife lena took her in until she was almost sixteen, taking care of her until she was able to go off to courscant and study to become a doctor.

and before she knew it, she was on a transport off-world heading to the core world to start her new life.

she settled in well, the family she was boarding with were friends of zano's and they treated her like one of their own, she was good friends with their daughters, one of them being the same age as her and one just slightly younger.

edlin took to her studies very well and sailed through her training programme quicker than anyone else - she was good at picking up on details that other people didn't and this would prove valuable for her later in her life.

when she was twenty three, she graduated and started working as a doctor in the same place that she had done training at a few years prior.

during that time, she met her soon-to-be husband and they just clicked instantly. leaving this very vague bc ik maig is putting a wc out for papa dura :)

and they got married and had their first daughter, kriya. and then a few years later kaya followed.

but things weren't going to be happy for the dura family - kaya was force sensitive, and soon the jedi came knocking.

edlin was 100% against giving her baby up - kaya was her child and she wasn't about to let the jedi take her. but things wouldn't go the way she wanted them.

and even though she fought hard, kaya was still taken away from them.

soon after that, edlin started to resent her husband and resent the jedi - for letting their daughter be taken away so easily and the jedi for taking her away.

the days after her daughter was taken, she locked herself in the bedroom and refused to speak to anyone or see anyone, she even started to refuse to eat and go to work.

years passed with her being numb, but slowly she gained somewhat of a normal life back - she went to work and then came home and didn't speak to her family.

which is something she regrets, she regrets shutting kriya out - regrets not being there for her daughter.

one day, edlin just decided to pack a bag and leave, leave her family behind and go out into the world - it was a spur-of-the-moment thing and very much an intrusive thought that she gave into, but she left.

she helped around on different planets for a few years, that was until the clone wars happened and while she didn't like the jedi, the civilians didn't deserve to be caught in their war.

edlin doesn't really remember what happened in the end - but she was killed in an explosion that was done by the separatists and even until the end, she was making sure people were okay.

here in dc

edlin has been in the city for four years and has been slowly adjusting.

she was glad to go back to working as a doctor here, it made her feel better about everything and gave her a sense of normality.

the first year of her being here was very hard for her, she'd been away from what was left of her family for a year now at this point and she missed them, missed what her family could have been.

but she thew herself into work and started volunteering to pass the time when she wasn't working and that led her to work with a few different charities that help children after their parents had died.

edlin has recently been reunited with her daughters, and she doesn't know how that's going to go - with kriya, she knows it won't go well, but she hopes that with kaya things can be good.

[viewfromplanetx]

Samurai film reviews part 3 (spoilers)

Six String Samurai - Loosely based on a novel called The Stand by an obscure writer named Steve King. This movie depicts what could happen when too many retards survive the apocalypse (in whatever form it takes, in this case nukuler). The Dark Man is played by zombie Elvis. Mother A is a hooker with a heart of gold. The main protagonist is a retard with a guitar and a sword who somehow despite his shortcomings manages to kick ass and spill guts with honor. So, they call him a “Samurai” even though he never has to eat millet.

Samurai Trilogy 1 - Historical drama about some forgotten dingus named Musashi something. Washed out colors, no vibrancy, cheap tricks like fog, dark shots. Boring philosophy and commentary on war. MILFs but not really many retards. He did have to eat some millet, so points for that. Couldn’t watch the whole thing. No inclination to watch parts 2 and 3. Probably more of the same.

  The Twightly Samurai - This is your mom’s samurai flick. The main character is a handsome single dad who works as an accountant at the castle. He used to be a samurai but he sold his sword because, you know, guns. He spends his days counting beans—green beans, red beans, soy beans, all the beans. There’s no action, one retard, one hot chick and no ninjas. Boh-ring themes of pointless loyalty, duty, exploitation and oppression yada yada ya. He struggles to stay groomed while raising two daughters until he meets a young divorcee. They live happily ever after for three years, then he is ironically killed by a bullet in a pointless war.*

Sword of Doom - I’ll never get those two hours back. Typical Orson Wells flick about a crazy motherfurker who gets an evil mind and kills everything in sight. I mean everything, old men, ladies, furniture, drapes—holy cow. It’s much easier to watch the anime remake Scooby-Doo and the Samurai Sword. Not so much killing, but you do get ninja robots, shuriken, a lady sensei, force powers, force ghost,  the usual hot chicks and morons, and of course Scooby-Doo ending, but it comes in the middle of the show. Go figure.

  Ugetsu - “One of the most beautiful films ever made.” they said. Pffft! That’s another hour-and-a-half I’ll want back on my death bed. This movie is so French, I’m surprised there wasn’t more smoking. Waa, waa, life is all sucky illusion.

  Namakura Gatana (The Dull Sword^) - When a man gets to a certain age, he reaches a square figure. That is, his pants size is 34x34 for example, not picking anyone in particular. This means my, err his cross-section cut would be his inseam over Pi. It helps to think of it visually. I know, it’s gross to think about your cross-section visually.

Star Wars SC 38 Reimagined^ - A documentary about the greatest sword fight that ever was. The duel is fought between the champions of two armies. It has everything—cutting, slashing, stabbing, punching, kicking, force pushing, dudes catching fire. It’s a bit long, but worth the payoff in the end to see the evil villain get justice right thru his cross-section.

Romeo + Juliet - This timeless tale of star-cross'd lovers from opposing clans takes place in a modern, but fantastical Verona Beach, CA. The knight/soldiers of each house all have unique sword/guns. They are constantly showing off and looking lovingly on their sword/guns and even name them. Soon, just as you’d expect (duh) sword/gunplay breaks out instigated by thumb biting. But, eventually the lovers hook up and live happily ever after …NOT! Spoiler alert: they all die.

One Cut of the Dead - See what they did there? The producers were too cheap to pay for an editor, so they just kept the camera rolling. They film the actors and crew whether or not they are acting. It gets real confusing, real fast. Lots of good Samurai sh!t tho--blood, guts, severed limbs, gore, puke, creepy locations, drunken retards, hot chicks, etc etc.

Footnotes 

*See there’s the difference between irony and satire. Irony is created by the situation. Whereas, you have to work really hard yourself to create satire.

^video on Wikipedia

^video on Youtube

[txdxsh1]

RANDOM HEADCANONS OF THE KARASUNO FIRST YEARS I HAVE !!

genre: CRACK oh my god

authors note: i genuinely hope you guys like these cause it was so much to make hahaha

they share a spotify family plan

whenever they go to tsukishimas house to study, they all simp so hard for his mom, calling her a milf and shit-

meanwhile yams has a crush on akiteru HAHA

yes i believe in bi yamaguchi

they have contests to see who can tie their shoes the fastest

tsukishima and yamaguchi go to the library so often that the librarian knows their names

yamaguchi and hinata play just dance when they’re bored

kageyama screams randomly when he feels overwhelmed

they all SUCK at skateboarding HAHAHAH

like they literally go to the skate park and all end up just eating shit

they get better at riding in their second year tho :)

they all simultaneously had a david bowie phase

like i said in this post, they definitely make deez nuts jokes

kageyama: hey tsukishima, what band sings that one song called believer?

tsukishima: imagine dragons you idio-

yamaguchi: IMAGINE DRAGGIN DEEZ NUTS ACROSS YOUR FACE

of course your mom jokes are also very common

they went to play laser tag for yamaguchis 17th birthday and it was …… eventful

they all LOVE star wars

tsukishima and yamaguchi play rock paper scissors whenever they’re bored and have been keeping score for YEARS

hinata and kageyama truly cannot cook a single meal (not because they don’t know how, they’re just so bad at it)

oh my god they have a group chat and it’s … definitely something

it probably consists of them yelling at each other, reminders for practice, memes/tiktoks, talking shit, and so much more oh god

they play video games together and are on voice chat while they play

let’s just say a lot of vulgar language is used

tell me why yamaguchi straight up trips on literal air like all the time

tsukishima is scared of rollarcoasters but just says they give him a headache as an excuse

they get into arguments over the most stupid things and they continue the arguments into practice until daichi yells at them LMAOO

oh god can you imagine them on a 4-way facetime call ??

you can’t tell me they don’t have a minecraft server

they have a shared playlist and it’s a mess and like 50+ hours long

i’d like to think that tsukishima was the first one to learn how to drive which, in turn, means that the group begs him to take them places

daichi definitely forces them to do group bonding so they have a sleepover

they end up going to 7/11 at 3am and they all have way too much energy (except tsukishima who just desperately wants to go to bed)

kageyama can hold a handstand for an extremely long amount of time

tsukishima will avidly pretend he does not see hinata since he’s not in his line of vision LMAO

yamaguchi and kageyama live pretty close to each other so sometimes they’ll go on walks or go get snacks and sit on the curb

hinata gets songs stuck in his head all the time and by the end of practice, everyone has it stuck in their head too (and it’s always the most ridiculous songs lol)

cue everyone at practice mumbling the backyardigans theme song lmaoooo

yamaguchi is so accident prone like this boy gets bruises and cuts so often

kageyama likes feeding ducks at the park

they’re all double jointed

tsukishima and yamaguchi LOVE going to the movies and sometimes will purposely go see bad ones so they can laugh

they all like playing uno but get so competitive for absolutely no reason HAHA

yamaguchi owns a record player and whenever one of the other boys comes over, they ask him to play something on it

i feel like they can all play at least one instrument

they trip each other in the hallways and it’s SO FUCKING FUNNY

[joviewinchester]

Part 2 to the supernatural MBAV crossover ✌️ Also this is on crack so I’m sorry in advance. Lol.

“Oh my gosh, Jack! We’ve been living here for two weeks! Do you know what that means?! We actually live here.” Y/N said excitedly.

“Yeah. I like it here I hope we stay awhile.”

“I have a boyfriend now! Do you know how cool that is?”

“You what?!” Dean exclaimed.

“Don’t eavesdrop! It’s none of your concern.”

“Yes it is. I’m your dad!”

“Moms handle the boys and the periods, and she promised me she’d visit sometime this week, so therefore, it’s none of your concern.”

“Since when have you had contact with Amara?”

“Since like a month ago. Uncle Chuck taught her about the world of cellphones. She promised she’d drop by for at least an hour. You don’t think she’s going to flake on me do you?” Tears welled up in her eyes. Dean held his arms out for a hug.

“Hey, come here, kid. Your mom has done a lot of bad things, but if there’s one thing I know for sure about her, it’s that she never says something unless she means it. Now about the boyfriend thing…”

“His name is Benny, he likes Star Wars, and he’s a calculus nerd. Good enough?”

“Come on Dean. Calculus nerd? You have nothing to worry about.” Sam chimed in.

“Yeah, I guess you’re right, Sammy.”

“Does that mean that me and Jack can go hang out with him and our other friends tonight?” Y/N asked hopefully, putting on the puppy eyes she had inherited from her uncle.

“Fine, but don’t be out any later than 1 am okay?”

“Got it. Would you be mad if we left right now?”

“No. It’s fine. Go ahead, but Jack she is not to be left in a room alone with this punk. Got it? Good.”

Y/N rolled her eyes. “Drama queen.” She muttered.

“I heard that!”

“Good!”

All of their friends had already arrived by the time they got there. The only thing missing was pizza.

“Dude the delivery guy was so slow last time though. Someone should just go get it. I’m starving.” Ethan complained.

“Not it.” Y/N and Erica said at the same time. Benny and Jack both looked at Sarah.

“Um…don’t look at me. I’m babysitting.” She gestured to Jane who was sitting peacefully watching Dusk.

“I’ll go.” Jack volunteered. Y/N tossed him the keys to the Jeep.

“Don’t wreck my baby.” She said sternly, laying on the floor beside Jane.

“Careful. You sound like your dad.” Jack joked. Y/N threw a pillow at him.

“Okay. Okay. I’m going.”

“So this Dusk thing, what is it even about?” Y/N asked. Erica immediately jumped in.

“Oh my god. It is so good. You’ve never seen Dusk? It’s about a human who falls in love with a vampire and vice versa, but there’s also this werewolf that’s in love with the girl, but she ends up choosing the vampire because, duh, she’s in love with him, but anyways it’s so good and you have to watch all of them with me some time.”

“I’ve seen the Vampire Diaries but I’ve never watched this.”

“Oh my God. Don’t you just love the Salvatore brothers?”

“I love Damon, but I’m not huge on Stefan. Oh and Katherine is so hot, but my favorites are Kol and Kai.”

“You have a thing for murderers with sociopath tendencies and you’re dating Benny?” Erica asked.

“Okay, just leave me alone. Kai is hot and he had reason to murder his entire family.” Literally the entire room was just looking back and forth between them in confusion.

“Remind me to never leave you two alone.” Sarah said.

“Did you just say murdered his entire family casually in a sentence?” Benny asked.

“Yes. If you guys watched the show you would totally get it. Although Jack doesn’t and I made him watch it but then again his biological dad is literally satan-“

“Wait. Wait. Wait. First of all, Castiel isn’t his biological dad? Second of all what is his biological father a serial killer or something?” Ethan asked.

That was when Y/N registered what she had said. “It’s not my place to tell you guys about his biological dad, so like please don’t tell him I told you anything.”

Everyone agreed and dropped it. Soon after Jack came back with the pizza. “Who’s hungry?”

“I am.” Erica whispered passive aggressively under her breath. Sarah elbowed her and gave her a look, mouthing the words shut up.

Benny, Ethan, Jack, and Jane all grabbed a slice.

“Want one?” Benny asked.

“No I’m fine. Thanks though.” Y/N said. Her mood had noticeably dropped, and it was because she was thinking of her mother. What if she didn’t come like she’d promised? Well, at least her cousin Gabriel promised a visit soon, despite her father’s protest.

“Hey what’s wrong?” Sarah asked her.

“It’s stupid. My mom told me that she was going to visit me sometime this week, but I’m worried she won’t show up.” At that very moment Amara appeared in the room. Now there was a lot of explaining to be done.

“Holy shit! Who are you and how did you do that?!” Ethan exclaimed.

“Wow. Gorgeous alert.” Erica said, ignoring the fact that a woman she didn’t know had just appeared out of nowhere. Y/N immediately jumped up and hugged her.

“I missed you, mom.” She muttered into her hair.

“Mom?!” They all asked at once.

“Woah. Woah. Woah. So what are you then?” Benny asked.

“Why are you guys not very freaked out about this?” Jack asked.

“We know about the supernatural, but nothing like this.” Ethan said still in shock.

“So, you made friends? I’m proud of you. How’s your dad doing?” Amara said.

“Same old. Same old. Sad, confused, protective.”

“Wait how do you guys know about the supernatural?” Jack asked ignoring the side conversation.

“That depends. How do you feel about vampires, warlocks, and seers?” Benny asked.

“Wait! You’re vampires?!” Y/N exclaimed suddenly.

“Not all of us. Just Erica and Sarah.” Ethan said.

“You guys haven’t even the ones killing people have you, because that would suck because then I’d have to kill you.”

“No, but really?! Kill us?!” Sarah exclaimed.

“My family hunts the supernatural! You guys have got to stay on the downlow or my dad and my uncle will straight up kill you and not think twice, please be careful!”

“Are warlocks on that list?” Benny asked.

“Wait, you’re a waflock and you didn’t tell me?!”

“We still don’t know what you two are and I think I speak for everyone when I say I would like to know!”

Y/N sighed. This would be a long conversation. She took in a deep breath. “So, my dad is the vessel of the archangel Michael aka the person Michael needed to possess to win the apocalypse which already happened by the way. My dad kind of saved the world. My Uncle Sam on the other hand is the vessel of Lucifer who is Jack’s biological dad which makes Jack a nephilim, and by the way Lucifer is actually pretty chill. But that’s beside the point. This is Amara my mom aka the darkness aka god’s sister which kind of makes me a Demigod which makes god aka Chuck my uncle and Lucifer, Michael and Gabriel my cousins which makes Jack my second cousin and also by the way Castiel is an angel too. Oh and also my dad is kind of gay for Cas but neither of them will admit but you know, subtext.”

They all looked at her with wide eyes. “If you plan on sticking with me welcome to my dysfunctional family.” She announced.

“Are they okay?” Amara whispered.

“Maybe. I don’t know.” Y/N whispered back.

“Ya know what? Cool. Also can we just talk about how Y/N has hot parents? MILF alert. Like it finally makes sense why she is so pretty.” Erica said casually.

“What’s a MILF?” Amara asked her. Y/N face palmed.

“It’s good. It’s a compliment, but don’t say it to anyone , ever.” Y/N tried to explain.

“Anyways…I guess I’m gonna go and let you all process this interaction. Benny, call me. Bye!” They all left, and Y/N insisted that they take the Jeep and not just teleport.

When they got back to the house everyone kind of just looked at each other awkwardly. “Mom and I are gonna go…what do normal teenage girls do with their non supernatural mothers? Paint their nails? We’ll go do that. See you soon.”

Dean looked at Jack waiting for an explanation. “I’ve got…homework. Yeah. Anyways bye.”

“What just happened?” Sam asked.

Dean shrugged. “Don’t know. Don’t care.”

[kaeyasaki]

💔 — :; who they leave you for

-> an :; all jokes, this has been in my drafts for a while now and i never finished it because i was clearly on something when i first started it and never bothered finishing,, it seemed fitting as my final goodbye to the hq fandom as i’m only writing for tetsu now, so thanks hq fandom,, you were okay for the most part

-> ft :; miya atsumu, suna rintarō, kozume kenma, sakusa kiyoomi, iwaizumi hajime, bokuto koutarō + oikawa tooru

-ˏˋ miya atsumu ˊˎ-

atsumu x camilla cabello -> atsumilla

to put it short they’re both musty and musty people belong together. all it took was a jokingly sent feet pic into camilla’s dms and she was quickly packing her things to leave hers and shawn’s house. their first date went well, but camllia decided atsumu was a real keeper when she found out he was a great kisser! better technique than shawn and didn’t mind that camilla enjoys kissing like fish. he indulged in it and the two of them quickly drove other couples eating in the five star restaurant away with their... interesting displays of pda.

-ˏˋ suna rintarō ˊˎ-

suna x kris jenner -> sunis

suna was actually aiming for kendall when he spammed the jenners on twitter, but these days kendall’s busy connecting with nature and getting herself into photoshop scandals so she never actually saw suna’s tweets. you know who did see his tweets though? social media’s hawk eyed kris jenner! kris thought suna was cute and he’s a lot younger than corey gambles who was her partner at the time. younger man = more media coverage which = more income into her bottomless pocket! when she first approached suna, he didn’t even care he hadn’t gotten kendall’s attention because his eyes were wide open and focused on her mother, milf kris jenner.

-ˏˋ kozume kenma ˊˎ-

kenma x travis scott -> kenvis

kenma was happily logging on ready to stream on his youtube channel before he was hit with a copy right claim. it turns out he’d used ‘sicko mode’ in one of his fortnite streams and never gotten permission. thinking contacting the record label for permission seemed long winded, kenma shot travis himself a dm and travis fell hard! he thought kenma’s stoic face perfectly complimented his own and offered kenma permission and a dinner date and the two have been happy together since! these days kenma still streams but he helps coparent stormi with his lover travis while kylie’s busy slandering kenma and his stream on her instagram story between promoting her new line of kylie skin.

-ˏˋ sakusa kiyoomi ˊˎ-

sakusa x chrissy tiegan-> sakussy

the queen of twitter clapbacks and the king of twitter burner accounts, these two had beef on one of chrissy’s threads, but it turns out the two were just a case of the typical enemies to lovers troupe! chrissy was actually impressed with sakusa’s wit and callouts and the two of them slowly became a twitter stan duo! after finally meeting, sakusa explained why he used burner accounts and suggested chrissy do the same as she keeps getting blocked, now the two of them harass controversial celebrities and anti’s and have several burner accounts logged in to continue the argument after getting their main ones blocked. petty but hot of them.

-ˏˋ bokuto koutarō ˊˎ-

bokuto x oprah winfrey

bokuto made his raging crush on oprah no secret and has been dedicating each one of his scores to her on live television. oprah got tagged in so many fan cams made by his loyal fans that she just had to notice him. oprah saw bokuto as a marketing opportunity at first because come on, he’s the himbo to her girlboss, what a media pleasing couple! bokuto was thrilled when oprah invited him to meet but since meeting, oprah’s fallen hard for bokuto’s infectious laughter and she’s found herself feeling young and free again. bokuto is just happy he’s somehow cuffed a nice woman with a big ass.

-ˏˋ iwaizumi hajime ˊˎ-

iwaizumi x nicki minaj -> iwaicki

these two met when iwaizumi was in cali and he was walking out the gym. miss minaj had just come out from her own private session and iwaizumi just couldn’t help but notice what a great looking specimen she was. however, his face fell when he saw kenneth petty, criminal and nicki’s lover. iwaizumi knew kenneth was a bad match for nicki because hello? he’s a literal criminal and he’d never forgive himself if he allowed such a goddess to fall into the wrong hands when he knew he could treat her better. iwaizumi knocked kenneth out and proclaimed how well he’d look after nicki to her in front of her car and nicki couldn’t help but stan! herself and iwaizumi have been a happy couple since and any man that comes within a 5 metre radius of her is getting hard stares from him. truly a power couple.

-ˏˋ oikawa tooru ˊˎ-

oikawa x bryan tanaka -> oikyan

oikawa has had personal beef with mariah carey ever since she featured on his spread in volleyball weekly. he didn’t even know how she managed to get into it because the only sports she does is running and that’s only her mascara when a minor occurrence happens. he’s had twitter wars and been blocked on several social media platforms but he won’t stop until he’s satisfied. one night oikawa was ready to grow up and forget about it all until he ran into bryan, mariah’s boyfriend at a local convenience store. bryan was buying stuff that he’d tiredly said mariah had demanded and oikawa took this as the chance to finally get back at her for his highschool years. he told bryan not to bother and that he’d never boss him around the way mariah does. a tired, but grateful bryan gave in and the two have since found interests in gardening and guitar together leaving mariah scrambling to fix her tear stains before christmas just before her yearly relevancy comes back.

[starsinmylatte]

Important blog update

Y’all, this has been weighing on me for a long time and I’m finally ready to make a post about it. Fandom spaces should be a safe place for people, ESPECIALLY the people who put their hearts and souls into fanart, fan fic, or anything that enriches their community. If you are someone who makes others feel unsafe or unwelcome in a fan space when they have every right to be there then you are an asshole and you’re the one that should leave. Full stop.

I have gone through stuff in the Star Wars fandom that has left me physically unable to write or create without having a panic attack during one of the worst times in my entire life. The time I needed to feel welcome in a community the most was made into a miserable experience and my life was a living hell for weeks. I also know I’m not alone in this, so this post is also for all of my lovely friends who have gone through something similar.

I am sorry that I took such a long hiatus without saying anything concrete about it, but I am hoping that those who follow me (especially my lovely mutuals) will forgive me as I slowly transition back into creating. If I was on your tag list for anything and didn’t respond or reblog, please forgive me. I’m excited to work on some projects again and I will be opening up my ask box for anyone who has any questions at all 💖

Tagging some friends: @milf-thrawn-nuruodo @djarrex @saradika @general-h-syndulla @thefact0rygirl @mittheresabosen @draculard @mysticalgalaxysalad @firelordillyria

[milfjinart]

Hi there!

I keep forgetting to make a little intro post, but now that I have more followers on here I figured I should get around to it! especially since I’m kind of a luddite and I can’t be assed to figure out how to make a caard or whatever.

 I’m Heidi (she/they), and up until like February of this year I was mostly a traditional nature artist. But to get myself out of a long ass artblock, I taught myself how to draw people/clones and now I’m a Star Wars fanartist! I also do some writing on the side, including poetry, creative nonfiction, and fanfiction, but I haven’t published any of my fics here or on ao3 yet. 

You can find my art on this blog (milfjinart) under the #my art tag, or on Instagram @/milfjaster (previously nejohaasketches). 

My favorite Star Wars subject to draw is the clones, especially Cody and my boy Fives. I have a few ocs but haven’t done much art of them yet (again, because i only started drawing people/fanart in February and i’ve been super busy with work recently so i don’t have as much time to draw as i’d like). I also love drawing Togrutas and incorporating landscapes and plants into my fanart! 

My inbox is open if y’all wanna talk to me or ask me anything, but since I’m so busy i am not currently doing art trades or commissions at all :(

Fun facts about me: 

I collect Star Wars pins and love to talk about them

My favorite sw characters are Fives, Ahsoka, and Jyn Erso, and basically all sw milfs :)

I have several types of synesthesia - chromesthesia, grapheme-color, spatial sequence, and number form.

my favorite animals are goats and my favorite color is green!

I have been vegan for like 5 years and I love baking and cooking! if you want tasty recipes hmu

I love reading poetry! some of my favorite poets are Joy Harjo, Simon Ortiz, Sasha Banks, Diane di Prima, Mary Oliver, Emily Dickinson, and Rebecca Elson.

related to that last point: feel free to send me an ask if you want me to share one of my favorite poems with you! I keep a google doc of them + I have a bunch of books of poetry and i love sharing :)

Besides my terminal star wars brainrot, I enjoy:

 The X-Files and Lucifer (which you can find a hodgepodge of on my main blog, 1998scully)

Astronomy (NOT to be confused with astrology dear god please). I used to teach astronomy programs at a science center I worked at, and I currently work part-time for a local astronomy tour company and love it!

All things outdoors - hiking, river running, slacklining, camping, backpacking, etc. 

Gardening and foraging for wild edible and medicinal plants!  

Lastly: 

I’m anticapitalist, antiracist, antifascist, and politically aligned with anarchism. 

Black lives matter and we need to return Indigenous lands to Indigenous people. 

I do not under any circumstances take shit from TERFS, homophobes, islamophobes, ableists, or whitewashing apologists. 

If you have a problem with any of this, a) rethink your life, and b) if you engage with me in bad faith i will block you. 

be kind to people and the earth. it’s not that hard. <3

[projectsoulcode]

What To Expect Tag

Rules: Make a bullet list of things you can find in your wip!

thanks for the tag @emelkae

Going to do a few things for all of my wips, including breaking down events of CoN into it's seperate books. All of this beneath the cut.

Child of Nothing —

Your best friend faked your death and it turns out ey've been working for a group of rebels that are planning to overthrow your family and take over your kingdom

You're actually cool with this and decide to help

It turns out your friend isn't actually dead and your one regret is not telling him youre in love with him so you quit your job and travel across the country to find him

The prince with the reputation for being cold and bastardly is really good with teaching the younger kids how to fight and protect themselves

You've been playing both sides of a war for so long now that you're actually not sure who to trust anymore

Child of Darkness —

Surprise! Your brothers not dead!

Surprise! You've been lied to by everyone including the people you thought you could trust.

The bad guy you thought you were fighting steps aside to reveal a bigger bad guy standing just slightly behind in the shadows.

You went on a quest to break one of your best friends out of prison but it turns out ey already broke emself out and now you're in the imposing fortress surrounded by guards and you have no idea where ey are

The kid with a tragic backstory and no one looking after them gets adopted by the dark brooding asshole

The bodyguards in love with the person theyre supposed to be protecting

The person theyre supposed to be protecting dies

Hey look! You have magic powers you never new about!!

The other kid with a tragic backstory and no one looks after them gets adopted by another dark brooding asshole

Magic scavenger hunt except all of the clues are weirdly realistic dreams

Child of Light —

Your twin sister ran away to become an assassin and avenge your fathers death.

Please un-unalive my parent

The bigger bad guy you were fighting steps aside to reveal and even bigger scarier bad guy standing in the shadows behind him

We thought we were just fighting a war to save people from tyranny and oppression but no actually we've gotta save the world

You got realived and you need to take a few personal days to lose your shit in the woods

Child of Stars —

Diversity win! The magic object of legend you need respects your pronouns and gender!

Diversity lose! The magic object of legend you need respects your pronouns and gender! And you're genderfluid so you can no longer wield it because you were a man but now your not, maybe it'll come back in a bit?

Diversity win! You and your nonbinary friend just feel really really validated.

You can't sacrifice yourself to save the world if I sacrifice myself to save the world first

Soulcode —

Everythings better when the gang gets back together

Local Hot Milf In Your Area knows the information you need to know

Being legally dead is really inconvenient

My soulmates a dick

We just wanted to live our life what do you mean theres a huge conspiracy and awful government we've gotta help take down

Ashbourne Hollow —

Scooby doo but make it queer

Murder mystery

My parents suck and youre one of my slightly older guy best friends so you adopted me so. me and my jokes are your problem now hi mom

Oops I think we accidentally started the apocalypse while investigating your dads death

No one will believe us about the apocalypse

Guess we have to stop it by ourselves

Dark academia.. kinda

Tagging with zero pressure: @january-writing @pen-of-roses @jezifster

[travoltacustom]

HYPNOSIS MICROPHONE 4TH INTERNATIONAL POLL (DECEMBER 2020) Part 6: Fandom and the Future of HypMic

Thank you for your participation! These are the final results for the 4th Hypnosis Microphone International Poll. After months of work on this, we have estimates for general fandom opinions. Do you agree or disagree with the general opinions? Please let us know!

The results were held back from original posting as we were waiting to post for a month before the 2nd DRB finals (which is on Doppo’s Birthday this year.) My deepest apologies for how long this took to get out. We will be releasing these results with a section per day, with the end of these results showing the Japanese side.

Click the READ MORE to view the results.

PREFACE

The data collection for this poll received 902 votes to give us an indication of the demographic of those who consume Hypnosis Mic. This poll was open to English speakers, and thus, results may be considerably Euro/American-centric. The word ‘international’ has been used to refer to how fans are from many places around the world, but the poll may also refer to this group as ‘English-speaking’ etc. The Japanese poll had a smaller respondent pool with 400.

This poll received the most activity through Twitter, given that the series is most active on that platform. The poll was also posted on Tumblr, Facebook and the HypMic wiki. Commentary has been given on sections of the poll. These results will be available in full on from this account. The Japanese poll results shall follow about a week with comparison to this poll.

The poll was conducted from December 2020 to January 2021. This poll is UNOFFICIAL and none of the composers of this poll have any relation to King Records whatsoever.

This has been split into MULTIPLE posts due to the amount of data and limitations of tumblr.

PART 6: Miscellaneous Questions

Respondents were allowed to select up to 3 characters.

As we were processing these results, all characters have received some part of character development.

Did MTR deserve the 1st DRB win?

YES, Matenro did deserve the 1st DRB win: 73.1%

NO, Matenro did not deserve the 1st DRB win: 26.9%

Did FP deserve the Rule the Stage DRB win?

YES, Fling Posse did deserve the Rule the Stage DRB win: 83.9%

NO, Fling Posse did not deserve the Rule the Stage DRB win: 16.1%

Who do you believe will win the 2nd DRB? This was not a ‘who do you WANT to win’ question.

CANNOT DECIDE: 23.9%

Fling Posse: 21.7%

MAD TRIGGER CREW: 17%

Dotsuitare Honpo: 14.6%

Matenro: 9.6%

Bad Ass Temple: 8.4%

Buster Bros!!!: 4.7%

Who do you think will win BB vs DH, MTC vs FP, MTR vs BAT?

Dotsuitare Honpo VS Buster Bros!!!

Dotsuitare Honpo: 56.3%

Buster Bros!!!: 31.1%

Can’t Decide: 12.6%

Bad Ass Temple VS Matenro

Bad Ass Temple: 33.4%

Matenro: 50.8%

Can’t Decide: 15.9%

Fling Posse VS MAD TRIGGER CREW

Fling Posse: 44.8%

MAD TRIGGER CREW: 41.5%

Can’t Decide: 13.7%

WHAT ARE YOU HOPING TO SEE IN THE MAIN PLOT OF HYPMIC?

With 902 responses, we decided not to do a table of these as we’ve already showed which characters respondents wanted to be explored more. However, we will show ‘interesting’ points that we’ve found.

INTERESTING RESPONSES

Exploration of the pre H-era Japan, what caused the war and what the war was like.

Exploration of post WW3 / H-era Japan with politics, society etc.

More female characters as either part of Chuohku, rebellion etc. Possible mixed gender crews

Revolution/rebellion against Chuohku. Referred to as “a SUMMIT OF DIVISIONS moment in canon” and later governmental reform.

Why was the Hypnosis Mic created and more on its development.

In depth explanation as to what happens after being mindhacked.

General insight into more than backstories but their daily lives and possibly romantic lives.

Introduction of more divisions / return of old characters to form new divisions

Another anime season; a proper adaptation of the manga

Why were the Yamadas ‘orphaned/abandoned/separated’ from Rei? Why did Ichiro hide what happened?

BB’s Mother/Rei’s partner - did something bad happen to her?

Jyuto’s past - how he used to be when his parents and partner were still alive.

Why did Jyuto interrogate Doppo?

Does Samatoki feel guilty for blaming Ichiro? Does he feel resentment towards Ramuda even though he figures that he was ordered to do this?

Jakurai’s history as an assassin

More on Yotsutsuji and Jakurai’s relationship

Jakurai and Hitoya’s friendship and how it ‘fell apart’

Who is the original Ramuda and why were the clones created?

Others finding out about the Ramuda clones.

Hifumi and Doppo’s childhood/highschool years.

How did Doppo’s depression get so bad?

The Dirty Dawg’s reconciliation

MAD COMIC DIALOGUE / Ichiro & Kuko / Samatoki & Sasara talking things out and addressing what happened

OTHER RESPONSES

Many responses of just “yes”, “):” “I’m” and “...”, but most importantly “I’m just kind of here for the ride”

There are many that are begging for angst, character death and “chaos”. Some have wished suffering upon certain characters but these will not be disclosed.

“For all of them to get therapy tbh”

“LGBTQ”

“A more complex plot”

“fun and crazy things”

Mentions of ships becoming canon: Hifumi x Doppo, Sasara x Rosho

There were accusations of HPMI being “sexist/misogynistic/not feminist enough” that went on to describe things that have already been addressed.

“I just wanna see Ichiro yelling “fuck you” to his dad”

Otome being Buster Bros!!! mom as well, or that she had some relationship with Rei.

“more test tube babies”

“More Doppo screams”

“(...) Whether or not Rei is worth saving or if I should just rip his tits off (...)”

“An explanation for (why) Rei is Like That”

“Rei vs the rest of the cast just because Mastermind boss battle”

“rei boobs”

“man I just hope they have a nice day. I would like to know about Kuko more :) hes funky and i think that's neat hope hes having a nice day :)))“

“More Kuko feet”

ADDRESSED REPONSES: Responses that have been answered/addressed during the 2nd DRB dramatracks to some degree.

Buster Bros!!! fighting with Rei

Jiro and Saburo no longer being dependent on Ichiro

Jiro and Saburo’s relationship being repaired / seeing eye to eye.

Jyuto’s backstory with the drug problem

How is Ramuda able to participate in the DRB if he’s being hunted down

Gentaro’s identity and brother/family.

Dice confronting Otome

Jakurai coming to Chuohku’s side

Hifumi’s trauma and who Honobono is. (Note: I hope you guys are okay after this one)

Sasara’s time as a gangster with Samatoki

Sasara/Rosho dependency

Nemu being freed from her mindhack/will she be freed.

Is Yotsutsuji still alive/comatose?

WHY DID YOU GET INTO HYPMIC?

Of 902 responses, 166 responses mentioned a character by name or song. Not all characters were mentioned but of the ones mentioned, each was mentioned:

Of 902 responses, 47 mentioned a division by name or song. Each were mentioned:

Fling Posse: 11 times

Bad Ass Temple: 9 times

Buster Bros!!! 7 times

Chuohku: 6 times

Dotsuitare Honpo: 4 times

Matenro: 3 times

Of 902 responses, 43 mentioned a seiyuu. Each were mentioned:

Here are some ‘notable’ reasons people got into HypMic:

“That's a loaded question buddy, assuming I went into this willingly. (...)”

“(...) I love how hypmic combined Male Idols, (Jojo) Stands, and a whole lot of angst in a project (with some fluff here and there).”

“Riou’s tits”

“Because I hated seeing it everywhere so I decided to learn about it before I hate it more. I've fallen deep into this hell.”

“ensemble stars made me v upset”

“I saw bald Ramuda plushie and wanted to know more about him”

“I saw Jakurai and went OOGA BOOGA.

“honestly i saw some fanart of doppo with the fattest and most juiciest ass ever and i was immediately interested, but unfortunately doppo cannonically has a concave ass and jakurai doing a brazillian butt lift on doppo’s ass cannot save it </3 i still love him though”

“Haha pretty rapper bois go brr”

“I'm gay”

“someone was hating on it on twitter and i decided to download arb”

“friend of mine told me to install enstars game, so i installed hypmic”

“I downloaded one of the songs without knowing what it was from for a two week trip into the buttfuck middle of nowhere Wyoming for a school trip in 11th grade and it’s one of the only things that kept me sane”

“Because Jakurai was a hot milf “

“Ice cream spoons”

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[thechaoticfanartist]

The Screams Of Empire Day

Words: 3800

Summary: It is Empire Day, marking the twelve year anniversary of the rise of the Empire. Or for Grim the twelve year anniversary of the day the screaming began. To distract herself from the screaming of a long dead friend Grim decides to give the Empire a nice gift, only things go wrong and Grim is captured by the Empire, leaving her wife Ahsoka Tano to save her.

Pairings: Ahsoka Tano/Grim (OC)

Warnings: Graphic Depictions Of Violence, Implied/Referenced Torture, Past Death, Post Order 66

Tag List (let me know if you want to be added or removed): @padme--amygdala @soclonely @mandomydad @mildy-radioactive @mrfandomwars @jgvfhl @milf-luminara @milfphasma @zeldaiscool19 @touchstarvedasclones @milfspectre1 @togrutanduin

Read On A03

His screams echoed in her head. It did not matter that those screams were from years ago, she still heard them, and she could never be rid of them. Years and years of hearing those screams, the horrible wails of agony haunting her, and the sinking guilt of knowing she could have prevented them. Grim had people for her now, she was never alone, she had her wife who would always stay by her side no matter what, still Grim feared to tell her what went on in her mind everyday, the screams that she could never escape. Today the screams were even louder than normal, today she couldn’t escape the screams, as today was the day that the screams occurred. Twelve years today Grim saw such gruesome things, things that as a teenager she never should have seen, but by then she had seen many things a child should not have seen. Today was Empire Day, the day where people celebrated the rise of the glorious Empire, and though Grim knew that the people who celebrated it weren’t aware of the horrible crimes that had happened that day she couldn’t help but feel angry at them. They could celebrate while all she could do was hear screams and mourn the horrible day it all happened. The day Grim witnessed more death than she should have ever seen, nay more death than anyone should have ever seen.

Grim got out of her bed, she gave Ahsoka a glance and kissed her on her forehead before heading outside their home. They lived on a quiet world, well it was quiet until several months ago when the Empire arrived. They had considered leaving but they had decided against it, perhaps they could help the people on it. The wives had yet to do anything heroic though, and for the most part they stayed off the Empire’s radar, though Grim was a suspect for criminal activities by them after she had blown up one of their tanks. She had gotten yelled at by her wife afterwords, having placed the two Jedi at risk, and Grim had no excuse, she was only doing that to vent out some anger at the Empire. Grim sat down in a field not far from their house at the edge of the town they lived in, and looked up at the sky. The sky was littered with stars, and distant planets, and had three very beautiful moons. Moons that Grim still wasn’t used to, it was funny, Grim had been in Star Wars for fifteen years and still wasn’t used to seeing multiple moons in the night sky, and for the three years she had spent staying with Obi-Wan on Tantooine she hadn’t gotten used to seeing two suns in the morning sky either. Grim had only ever been in one place that reminded her of her old home from her universe, yes universe, that was one of the many things special about the Jedi, that she wasn’t even from the universe she lived in, but from the one we are from. Grim continued to watch the early morning sky that still shared the qualities of night, she would not be able to lay back in bed with her wife, nor sleep again later, for the screams echoed in her head.

Yes we arrive back at the screams, to whom do the screams that haunt the Jedi belong to? Well it changes all the time, but mainly the screams belonged to that of Anakin Skywalker. Grim had been there on Mustafar for that fateful battle on that day, though she did not fight in it, for before that battle had begun she had lost an arm to Skywalker, having rushed to Mustafar without her master to help. After seeing that recording, watching as her friend cut down innocent children, and the masters that had tried vainly to protect them, Grim was filled with such an anger and hatred and rage that she had never felt before towards the man she considered her brother that she wanted to see him dead, and Grim knew her master would not be able to strike him down. Oh if Ahsoka knew of this, Grim was sure Ahsoka would despise her and Grim would not blame her, as Grim despised herself after all. When Grim had arrived on that hellscape of a world, she had marched towards Anakin, her lightsaber already ignited, the purple standing out against the reds,oranges,browns,and yellows of the planet’s surface. Grim had the full intent to strike down the fallen Jedi, but Anakin had stopped that with a swift slice of his own blade, severing the arm from the girl. Grim had been moments away from losing her head as well if it weren’t for the arrival of Padme Amidala. When Skywalker had noticed her ship arrive he pushed Grim back, as well as her arm and ran to greet his wife. Grim hadn’t bothered to watch, she could only stare at the arm that used to be attached to her, and stare at the scorch mark that was on the shoulder, where the blade had met flesh. It was not until she heard the ignition of a lightsaber that she looked away from the arm, only to see to her horror a duel began between Anakin and Obi-Wan. Grim had wanted to join, and had even pried open the hand that was no longer attached to her in order to retrieve her lightsaber. It was hard to do as she only had one arm left and it was her right arm, which was not the one she used, but she did manage in the end to pry her hand open. It was lucky that she had designed her saber to be curved as that was how she removed it from the hand, by using it as a lever and prying open the fingers. Once Grim had done that though she was already too late to stop the Jedi, and when she caught sight of them again Kenobi had already reached the high ground. He had warned Anakin to not do anything foolish but the fallen Jedi was too wrapped up in the dark that he did not heed his former master’s warning and Kenobi had sliced off Skywalker’s remaining limbs where he then fell into the lava and set ablaze, leading to him screaming. The same scream that haunted Grim now in the present as she watched the moons set and the sun rise on this awful day.

Such an awful day it was, to others it meant the day a horrible war ended in victory, the day the bloodshed ended, and the day peace once again ruled. That was a nice idea, one Grim wish was true, for if it was she could enjoy this day, and perhaps even ignore the scream that grew ever louder. It was the scream that reminded the Jedi what today really represented, This day was the day an entire people were massacred, leaving very few left. This was the day that children were slaughtered without mercy in their own home, a place that they thought safe, a sanctuary from the war that burned across the galaxy. This was the day that men who had grown to be more than the soldiers they were bred for lost their identities, their minds wiped clear of their emotions, leaving them only a faceless army as they butchered their friends, family, lovers, without remorse and only because they could not feel, not after the Sith had taken away their minds, their lives. Yes, Grim was aware that it wasn’t only the Jedi that suffered horribly that day, she knew the clones did too, and now just like Jedi very few clones remained. Today was the day that the light went out in the galaxy replaced by the dark masquerading as a friend. Grim laughed hollowly, despite the atrocities people still believed the dark really was the same as the light’s embrace, but in reality the darkness suffocated people, and they choked on it believing it to be the warm hug of the light. Empire Day was not a day to be celebrated but a day to mourn the many who suffered on that day and the years that came after. If you were a Jedi who survived the atrocity of Order 66, you would still be hunted and killed, or worse, you would be captured, tortured, broken until you became a tool for the people who killed your family and sent to do the same, a shell of the person you used to be. If you were a clone you would live a shadow of the man you were until the Empire lost its use for you and then you would be discarded like garbage and left to rot and die all alone, for no one cares for a clone. The Jedi cared for them, but the Jedi now lay as corpses, many dead by their own bullets.

The sun was now fully in the sky and Grim noticed as the early risers began to wake and make their daily routines in life, sighing knowing that this meant her time of silent mourning was over Grim stood up and headed back to her home. Ahsoka would still be asleep and so Grim considered trying and getting some rest but she knew it would be pointless, after all Grim could not sleep with the awful day that had begun. What was worse was Grim knew she had to go along to the festivities, though she found comfort in the fact that she would not be alone, Ahsoka would be by her side. Still Grim was angry today, because as the scream reminded her, today was the day people suffered horrible fates. Grim decided she was going to get some revenge today, even if revenge was not the Jedi way, there were no Jedi left to stop her. Upon reaching her home Grim began to plan to sabotage the parade that would go through the town today. When it would start it would end, for Grim planned to rig it to explode when it powered on. The crime was not as big as one that fit the Empire after what it did but she felt it would suffice. Grim checked the time once she had finished her plans, she still had another hour before Ahsoka would wake up, and so Grim left the house again.

The town was full of stormtroopers paroling the streets for anyone who might try and sabotage, so it was a good thing Grim wasn’t on the streets. Grim leaped from the roofs, careful to avoid being spotted by the troopers. She enjoyed the rush of bounding from roof to roof, the wind flying through her hair, the energy that pumped through her, the pounding of her heart, and if she closed her eyes she could almost feel like she was a padawan again. A young and reckless child unaware of the horrors she would face, yet untouched by the darkness that would tear away her innocence. A smile came across Grim’s face as she remembered her silly game with Cody, all because of Obi-Wan’s reckless habit of dropping his lightsaber, the smile fell when Grim realized they never did count that final point, and see who won the game of who could pick up Obi-Wan’s lightsaber more. Though Grim’s sadness did not last long as she continued to imagine the better days, the friendship she built with Anakin, dealing with silly rumors that she was the daughter of Obi-Wan because of their similar features, though Grim only felt they shared the same color of hair, and his was more red while hers more blonde, she never did get what other features they shared that made people jump to the idea that she was his secret daughter. Suddenly Grim felt a very sharp pain in her legs and she shot open her eyes, she hadn’t even realized they had closed while being lost in memory. There was screaming and at first she thought it was the same scream that echoed in her head but then she realized the screams were coming from her, realizing this Grim covered her mouth, but it was too late several stormtroopers had heard her cries and ran to investigate. “Um, hello there,” she greeted awkwardly, the pain in her legs caused her ears to ring and her vision was blurry from unshed tears of pain. Though her vision wasn’t so blurry for her to not see the stormtrooper look at her bag. The black bag had fallen off her during her tumble from the roof and it had opened the contents having spilled out, revealing several objects that were enough to turn her in for treason, the most prominent of those objects however was a black lightsaber hilt with a red curved end. The stormtroopers pointed their blasters at her and Grim raised her arms in surrender, there was no escaping this.

Grim was led to the imperial base, and she did not fight back, unable to do so in her condition. She noticed that the trooper in front of her was looking at her lightsaber with much curiosity, “what, never seen a Jedi’s lightsaber before?” she asked him. “I’m not surprised, after all twelve years ago today your Empire killed all of us, not even sparing the children,” she added, her tone calm, hiding her fury well.

“Shut up, you scum,” the stormtrooper shot back, clipping her lightsaber to his belt.

“ Scum ?” replied Grim, offended. “It was the scum of the Empire that eradicated my family and friends, slaughtered children, and still does so without much care. Tell me, trooper who truly is the scum?” she asked, fury seeping into her voice.

The stormtrooper did not reply, and Grim held her head high as she was taken into the compound and led to the holding cells. The entire time she was being led, Grim observed the area, mentally taking notes of every small detail, any openings she could use in an escape, cover in case of a shoot out, and that seemed inevitable with her escape, subtly had never been her specialty, as her master would always tell her. Every tiny detail that she could use Grim would note for later, creating a mental map of the facility. When they reached her cell the troopers violently shoved her inside and closed the metal door, locking her inside. Now Grim was alone with only her thoughts to keep her company, her thoughts and the screams. Empire Day was never a good day but it really wasn’t a good day today. Grim could only hope the Empire did not recognize her, she could not deal with Vader on top of everything else. Though Grim would not mind being tortured right about now, she knew it would happen and right now she could not stand being alone with his screams. Perhaps that was her torture to hear the screams of her brother, though she knew the Empire did not know of what haunted her, today more than any other day. The cell door opened and a man dressed in the dull grey of the empire came in, Grim looked up at him, “come to question me?” she asked the man, once the door closed behind him leaving the two alone, except for the two stormtroopers that stood at either side of the man.

The man stood directly in front of the Jedi, “perspective little Jedi aren’t you?” he remarked calmly.

“Perhaps I am,” Grim spat back, trying to maintain what little dignity she had left.

The imperial chuckled, “and feisty too.” His expression turned stern as he stared directly into Grim’s green eyes, this made her uncomfortable and she shifted slightly to avoid his gaze. “Now Jedi, what is your name?” he asked.

“Something that doesn’t belong to you,” she spat. “Very few can speak it, thanks to your Empire’s genocide of my family, I will not have an enemy know.”

“Well I need something to call you, Jedi.” he retorted.

“Call me Jedi just as you have,” Grim shot back. “It’s a nice reminder that we’re not all gone.”

“Enough with your games, Jedi, what is your name?”

Grim stopped her smirk dropping. Messing with this man was dangerous, she could tell. Taking a deep breath Grim considered all her options, she still had the force, and she could probably take out the two guards in the cell with her simply by banging their heads together with enough force to knock them unconscious and then she could take one of the blasters, and with that she could threaten the man that was questioning her, causing the two guards outside her cell to rush in, and she could use that opening to escape the cell. She could make the rest of the plan on the go. “My name is…” Grim reached out into the force and grabbed hold of both troopers and banged them together, causing them to drop their blasters and go down. Then with the force she called one of the blasters to her, “Jedi.” Grim pointed the blaster at the man, and then said loud enough for the other guards to hear, “open this cell or he dies!” The man began to reach for the other blaster but Grim kicked it out of the way, “don’t think about it,” she told him sternly. The other two troopers rushed in and Grim fired the blaster, the bolts hitting them in the heart, killing them both instantly, then Grim ran out and locked the cell door, leaving the man trapped.

Grim began running as fast as she could towards the exit, but halfway there she remembered she needed her lightsaber. “Lightsaber is my life, I can’t lose it,” she muttered. Grim changed course, she didn’t know where her lightsaber was being kept but she trusted that the force would lead her to it. “Oh force, I’ve turned into my master,” she realized much to her own horror. Just then the alarms started the blare, “kark,” she said, “they’ve realized.” Grim started to take off even faster, stormtroopers began to shoot at her and Grim shot back, rolling behind a crate for cover. “Heh, look at me now, using a blaster, how uncivilized,” she joked to herself.

There was the sound of lightsabers igniting and Grim turned around to see Ahsoka standing over her, her white lightsabers standing out against the dull grey of the Empire’s design. Ahsoka tossed Grim her lightsaber, “well if you need a more civilized weapon.”

Grim grinned, and ignited her purple saber, and stood up joining Ahsoka in deflecting the shots. “Thanks for the save, babe, but I think I had it under control,” Grim told her.

“The alarms, and blasterfire say differently,” Ahsoka replied, getting in front of Grim and redirecting a shot that almost hit her. “Not to mention you were going the wrong way for your lightsaber,” she added.

Grim rolled her eyes and positioned herself to be back to back with Ahsoka. The two Jedi fought off the stormtroopers together, the troopers dropping dead like flies as the wives overpowered them. “Just like old times, huh?” Grim asked as she deflected another shot. “Except instead of droids it’s stormtroopers.”

“And instead of having backup it’s just us,” Ahsoka retorted as the two turned around, switching spots. “Seriously, Grim what were you thinking?”

“I was thinking I could give the Empire a gift for Empire Day!” replied Grim, sending a shot directly at a stormtrooper’s head. The two switched around again, “force! Where are all these troopers coming from?!”

“Where do you think , Grim?” Ahsoka retorted.

Grim looked around confused before realizing Ahsoka was talking about how they were in the only imperial building in town. “Oh.” Again the two switched, fighting perfectly together, “when are we gonna get out of here?” Grim asked.

“You didn’t have a plan?” Ahsoka asked, shocked.

“Have I ever?” Grim retorted, sending a kick to a stormtrooper's stomach causing him to tumble to the ground.

Ahsoka sighed, sometimes her wife could be really tiring, “not really, okay follow me,” she deactivated her blades and Grim turned around and followed, deflecting any stray shots. The two Jedi reached the exit and ran out into the streets, where Grim instantly collapsed into Ahsoka.

“Looks like I’ve fallen for you,” Grim joked lightly.

“Not the time!” Ahsoka shouted.

“You’re right,” agreed Grim, “but seriously my leg is injured I can’t run anymore.”

Ahsoka sighed and picked Grim up, carrying her like a bride, Ahsoka looked down and saw Grim’s face. “Don’t,” she pleaded.

“Just like our wedding.”

“Yes, because I remember running away from the Empire while having to carry my injured wife on our wedding day,” Ahsoka remarked.

Eventually the two reached their home, and upon doing so Ahsoka dropped Grim on the couch and locked all the doors in the house. Once she was sure they were safe Ahsoka turned on her wife, “Grim, what were you even thinking?!”

“I’m sorry, Ash, It’s just it’s Empire Day and I….I couldn’t stand the idea of people celebrating today when today is also the day…” Grim trailed off and bowed her head. “The day....” tears filled her eyes.

Ahsoka’s face softened and she sat down next to Grim and held her gently. “The day we lost everything,” she finished for her. Ahsoka sighed and brushed her fingers through Grim’s hair and Grim allowed herself to cry for the first time today. The two of them just sat there on the couch in silence, save for Grim’s sobs for the longest time.

“I-I was there,” Grim choked out after about half an hour. “At the temple I mean, I saw it, saw what happened to it,” she explained. “The younglings ...oh force, Ahsoka the younglings , they had been slaughtered without mercy, it was horrible,” Grim began to sob again. “Their faces still haunt me, the betrayal etched on them, killed by those they trusted. T-then Anakin. ..his screams , I hear his screams everyday, oh Ahsoka I am so sorry , they’re all dead because of me, will you ever forgive me?”

Ahsoka held Grim even tighter and kissed her on her forehead, “Grim,” she whispered softly, she brushed away some of the hair away from Grim’s face, “of course I forgive you,” Ahsoka put her face closer to Grim’s. The two Jedi stared into their eyes, green and blue, then slowly Ahsoka brushed her lips against Grim’s. “It was never your fault, and never will be,” Ahsoka kissed Grim, closing her eyes. Grim smiled against the kiss and kissed Ahsoka back. Maybe Empire Day wasn’t all bad.

[tcheschirewrites]

Happy New Year!

Part of me wanted to do a Year In Review post, like I’ve seen a few other creators do, but instead of talking about myself (which I do for the entire rest of the year anyway lmao), I’m gonna do a reclist instead, of the best fics I’ve read this year. A lot of it is BNHA, because that’s been my main fandom for 2020, but I did spend a decent amount of time in other spaces. If you see a **, that means there’s boning at some point – if the fic is in bold, then there’s a lot of boning. I @ed their Tumblr if I knew it off the top of my head, but I may have missed some.

BNHA

Don't Yuck Her Yum by rumblefish ( @rumbllefish) (League of Villains Gen)

Complete – A quick disclaimer, pia is a mutual and a friend. That being said, this is such a cute little snapshot into the LOV with everyone’s favorite Found Family trope. Now, I’ll admit to being additionally biased because pia gave me that sweet sweet Dadpress food, but her Spinner is also on point. Short and sweet.

the Issue of the Jeanist Corpse (the Jorpse) by Princeliest (Hawks & Jeanist Gen)

Complete – Witty and hilarious, a deleted scene when Hawks went to visit Best Jeanist before War Arc. I love how antsy Hawks is, and how fussy Jeanist. Also, I’m a sucker for putting a j at the beginning of everything for Jeaninst.

Queer Eye: We're In Japan! And There Are Pro Heroes Everywhere!! by night_of_the_living_trashcan (Background Erasermic Family)

Complete – I love a good Queer Eye fic, and this one is so spot on. The Fab Five couldn’t get a better candidate than Aizawa (well, almost; see below). And I’m a sucker for Erasermic family.

 **Yesterday's Gods by Karzai (All Might/Reader)

WIP - Reader character is an ex-military doctor who comes to work at UA. If you’re a fan of very well-developed backstories, and reader characters that are their own people, then this is the fic for you. This fic gives me huge Newsroom vibes - we’ve got a past romance, and the tension after years apart. We get present day when they are older and more jaded, and we get the backstory of the reader character and All Might when they were young and spry.

**surrender (whenever you're ready) by OfMermaids ( @ofmermaidstories) (Bakugou/Reader)

WIP - Bakugou accidentally destroys a florist’s shop. Bar none the best Bakugou fic out there - his characterization is so on point. He is grouchy but so vulnerable, he’s coarse and soft and insecure and such a perfectionist. The relationship with the reader character develops very naturally, and the chapters are long. Bonus, we get some bangin’ Kiri as well.

 **if i could keep cool by andypantsx3 ( @andypantsx3) (Todoroki/Reader)

Complete – I’m in love with the premise of the fic: a hired cleaner gets kidnapped due to a misunderstanding of the romantic variety. Andie’s Todo is well written, and the pacing of the story is nice and tight. An easy read.

 **Subject: RAPTOR by Tainted_Wine ( @tainted-wine)(Hawks/Reader)

Complete – The villains have turned Hawks into a Nomu, and reader works collecting semen for the facility for breeding purposes. Bigtime monster-fucking, but it’s very poignant and well-done. Very long, but well worth the time.

 **My Hero by HeroAssociation(Aizawa/Reader)

WIP – Reader character is a milf whose son enters a contest to meet his favorite hero and wins. The author’s Aizawa is really good, and the scenes with the reader’s son are very realistic for maternal love. And, I cannot emphasize this enough, reader character is a milf. It’s incomplete, and hasn’t updated in a while, but the premise is so cute I can’t not include it.

 suffer the signs by advantagetexas(Aizawa/Reader)

Complete – Baby’s first hanahaki. Honestly a very cute little hanahaki – no angst or sads, just two idiots in love. A nice quick read.

 But they're soft... by coffee_dessert (Aizawa/Reader)   

Complete – Aizawa gets turned into a cat by a villain’s quirk, and the reader character takes care of him until it wears off. I’ve heard this premise is popular? But I haven’t seen too too many, and this one is very well executed. Aizawa’s characterization is solid, and the pacing is very good. A very sweet read.

**no grave to hold my body down by Hawnks (supermintfluff) ( @hawnks)(Shinsou/Reader)

Complete – Pro Hero Shinsou saves the reader character, and they keep running into each other. This one is a good character study on adult Shinsou, and Hawnks’ writing is always very clean and lovely. I recommend going through their entire selection.

Love Like You by Queen_Kai (Shinsou/Reader)

Complete – Color Soulmate AU with a villain reader. Very cute, and I adore Shinsou’s characterization in this one. I honestly wish there was more, but it stands on its own very well.

Naruto

**Maid with Benefits by awolangel (Akatsuki/Reader)

WIP – Reader is hired to be a live-in maid to the Akatsuki, and also have lots of sex. This fic is hilarious, and so well characterized. The pacing is actually really good, as well as the development of all of the relationships. There are some characters that get more attention than others, but we do get a nice spread. Very fun escapism fic.

Moonshine by Victopteryx ( @ancharan) (HashiMada)

Complete – Prohibition Era Bootlegging AU. Author’s handle on both Madara and Hashirama is incredible (and they draw their own fanart, and it’s also incredible). A whole-ass meal.

Tobirama Kicks Some Sense Into Konoha by allseer15 (Tobirama&Naruto Gen) 

Complete – Tobirama gets sent back in time due to an accidental jutsu, and is horrified at the way Konoha is run, and promptly Rampages over it. Wonderful catharsis for anyone who wondered why it was okay for a rich-ass old man to just leave an infant a welfare check and a shitty apartment and dip out on his development even though he has the equivalent of a nuclear warhead in his upper intestine.

Misc

**Clouds by moriamithril (Star Wars Rogue One, Cassian Andor/Reader)

Complete – Reader character is a handler/assistant type figure to Cassian over a series of missions. We get a lot of emotions in this one – we get the tenderness of caring for someone who is ill, we get devotion, we get yearning, we get delicious jealousy. Well written and lovely.

Fresh Coat by scrapmetal (The Mandalorian, Boba & Din Gen)

Complete – Fantastic Boba and Din, the Mando culture representation we deserve. I’m love.

**A Far Greater Sin (Reader version) by Yavannie (The Mandalorian, Din Djarin/Reader)

Complete – Reader is a healer, and builds a relationship with Mando over the course of a couple decades. Great pacing, great RC development, and the author’s Mando is quite good. The premise/setting gives me wicked fantasy vibes, even though it’s obviously In Space, but that’s definitely a draw.

who's gonna save us now (when the ashes hit the ground) by chancellor_valdez (Ready or Not, Grace/Daniel)

Complete – My favorite of the “Grace and Daniel Survive Together” subgenere, this one is very raw with its emotions. There’s a lot of hurt, and there’s a lot of self-harming coping mechanisms. Recovery is ugly, and the author did a very good job showing us that. And their ending was lovely.

not your garden variety demon lord by rizahawkaye (Inuyasha, SanSessh)

Complete – Sango takes care of Rin sometimes, and gets confused when Sesshoumaru brings her gifts. The author’s Sessh is so good, and it’s a great exploration of a relationship we don’t see much of.

Mine Enemy by Ayrith (Inuyasha, InuSan)

Complete – I love this fic, okay. Fantastic character study in Sango and a lot of the rougher parts of her that canon shied away from, and the author’s Inuyasha characterization is fucking great. Just go read this, yes.

Frozen Plus One by Meowzy (Frozen, HansAnna)

WIP – Troll AU, ie the trolls cursed Hans and that’s why he is That Way. Look, this author has done such a good job with all of the characters. Their voices are very distinct, and it’s not a reach at all to see how it could have gone differently. And we get some sweet HansAnnaKris action, and it is just as we deserve. Honestly, this fic is so well written, it deserves the world.

Knives In by anomalation (Knives Out, Marta/Ransom)

Complete – My favorite of the Pen Pals subgenre, this one is a fantastic slow burn. Ransom is really forced to face himself, and Marta is such a babe. Meg makes a few appearances, and her confusion over her place in the world is really well done. A great enemies-to-lovers.

It's Not Anxiety, It's a Parasite by squadrickchestopher (Venom, Queer Eye)

Complete – Look, I’ve mentioned before, but I love a good Queer Eye fic. Eddie gets what he deserves, and the symbiote couldn’t be more happy. So funny and clever.

You Find Yourself in a Maze by FloaromaMeadow ( @zombiekaiba) (S0 Atem Gen)

Complete – Very short and very poignant, the style is modeled after text-based command games. It fits super well with the Season 0 aesthetic, and there’s so much punch in each command.   

Gaud's Grinch x Tony Fix-it Fic by gaudy_writes ( @biggest-gaudiest-patronuses)

WIP – Look, I know, all right. Just read it.