#milkbottles

[tamapalace]

I'm a little milk bottle short and stout. 🥛

[fontygolucky]

Some ppt2 stuff

[utopianparody]

idk if i already shared these here but uhhhh school drawings‼‼‼‼‼

mos tof these are ppt2 but i decided to put my sacriverse drawings too

OH and explanation for the 7th image, theyre p much my sibling hcs for malachite and slipper yeaaaa

[herssian]

I would like to inform you that as someone who has download Zenos’ various models into Blender, he definitely very built. The width of his waist is a regular wide man’s shoulder span. The guy is massive. His head alone would be a man’s torso. Don’t be fooled by the devs getting lazy and putting his head on an elezen body when he was Elidizenos recuperating or those gpose people do to dress him like a Ken doll on a body that isn’t his actual one. Guy has thighs thicker than my waist. If anything most people don’t draw him big enough online. No shame to you btw. Cuz he’s pretty ridiculous if people tried to go truer to size.

may i just say that, in the least ironic way possible, no other argument has ever made me change my mind on a topic as absolutely and encompassingly as this one. goddamn. goddamn

[ngkiscool]

After the girls - this week is all about the boys (and men) of Good Omens. Please mind the tags, rating and CW.

My inbox is open for suggestions, ideas and recs for stories that focus on supporting characters (as in, Aziraphale and Crowley are not the main ones). Self recs are encouraged!  

Planned Obsolescence by HopeCoppice - 484 words, rated G, focusing on Newt and Pollution. Summary: Newt is already having a bad day. This might as well happen.

Sandalphon Meets His Match by Quannon - 4.2K, rated G, focusing on Sandalphon, R. P. Tyler, Aziraphale and Crowley. cw - vaguely implied violence. Summary: Sandalphon takes punishing Aziraphale and Crowley into his own hands with unexpected results.

Dog by EmaZuro - 466 words, rated G, focusing on Adam Young, Dog and god. Summary: Basicaly short story based on prompt from Good Omens Inktober. Dog and his master go for a walk and God gives you an advice.

Dick Turpin by @supergeek21  - 445 words, rated G, focusing on Newt, Anathema and Dick Turpin. Summary: An ode to the love between an awkward boy and his three-wheeled car.

A modern milkbottle by nightbloomingcereus - 497 words, rated G, focusing on Witchfinder Major Milkbottle and Sergeant Shadwell. Summary: Witchfinder Major Milkbottle has finally returned.  But there have been some changes in the Witchfinder Army since he was last on active duty.

Run And Tell All Of The Angels. by Lanna Michaels (lannamichaels) - 2.3K, rated G, focusing on Adam Young, Greasy Johnson and Warlock Dowling. cw - surprise pregnancy. Summary: The bitter blood feud between the Youngs and Johnsons of Lower Tadfield ended with the arranged marriage of their children. In which there is a pregnancy, a dashing rich American, and Greasy Johnson wishes someone would pay him to go away.

Sleep So Sweet my Darling Boy, You Will Rule When Earths Destoryed by notebooksandlaptops - 1.6K, rated G, focusing on Warlock Dowling and Adam Young. Summary:  Perks of being The Destroyer of Worlds, Angel of Darkness, Master of the Pit, Spawn of Satan on High, the Anti-Christ: the ability to control the weather, always getting exactly what you want for Christmas, your favourite couples on TV mysteriously ending up together and a man in your bed who had the weirdest upbringing because two dumbass celestial beings thought that he was you. Draw backs of being The Destroyer of Worlds, Angel of Darkness, Master of the Pit, Spawn of Satan on High, the Anti-Christ: Occasional Nightmares about who you could have been. Good job that Warlock is there and if Adam needs a lullaby, well, Warlock's got his childhood Lullaby Nanny taught him to hand...

Home For the Holidays by WaldosAkimbo - 1.3K, rated T, focusing on Lesley the International Express Man and Maud. Summary: A slice of Lesley and Maud and what they do for Christmas.

What We Do in the Dowling Estate by doomed_spectacles - 2K, rated T, focusing on Mr Harrison, Mr Cortese and Adam Young. Summary: A film crew follows Mr. Harrison and Mr. Cortese, private tutors hired to educate Warlock Dowling, the son of an American Ambassador.

His Master's Voice by @fenrislorsrai​  - 498 words, rated T, focusing on Dog and Adam Young. cw - unspecified traumatic things happen to people. Summary: Dog lives a long and happy life.Bodies are optional. He's not going back to Hell just because he's dead. His place is by his Master's side and always will be.

Bonus - master list with all past recommendations!    

Authors - if you wish that your Tumblr account will be tagged, instead of the AO3, please comment or DM me the handle. Thanks :)

Thanks for reading, and remember - sharing is caring!

[koshino-ann]

牛乳瓶と文鳥 f4 / 2022 #シルクスクリーン #イラスト #文鳥 #白文鳥 #牛乳瓶 #silkscreen #illustration #buncho #finch #fablicpanel #milk #milkbottle https://www.instagram.com/p/CmBoc38uMt4/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=

[busterjustis]

Classic clear milk style glass bottle. Used. This is a very versatile piece! Use it for many purposes. Also would be great as a flower vase or to hold things!

[babysstep]

Cute little baby drinking formula milk in a feeding bottle. 

[neil-gaiman]

All these people asking for Good Omens 2 spoilers have me feeling left out; I haven't even gotten around to reading/watching the first one yet! Can I have some season 1 spoilers?

Sure:

It was actually both of them.

Warlock wasn't the kid they should have been watching.

She had packed her skirts beforehand but the villagers were late.

He thought he was doublecrossing them with British Intelligence.

It was in the safe, a gift in the 1960s.

Private Milkbottle is not only not dead, but he was never alive.

[lenaellsi]

it's honestly a bit odd to me that so many people have jumped on the 'aziraphale will be pulling all the strings and playing politics in heaven' train. like I think it's true that the metatron is underestimating aziraphale's intelligence and ability to disrupt the second coming even while separated from crowley, but I also think the idea that aziraphale is going up to heaven with a clear idea of how he's just been lied to, an understanding of how much danger he's in, and a plan to stop it is a huge reach.

frankly, aziraphale is very vulnerable to manipulation. I'm thinking now of neil’s post with the diary entry from before the edinburgh minisode where he was duped by two humans, the whole thing with the nazis in 1941, and his sponsorship of shadwell's various obviously fake agents (sergeant milkbottle, etc.). he's not nearly as savvy as fanon tends to portray him. he takes people at face value, especially people he thinks of as Good. (that's not a dunk, btw--I find these things endearing, and a sign of aziraphale's innate wish to see the best in people. I just think that sometimes the BAMF protective aziraphale of fanon overshadows the slightly more naive aziraphale of canon. and honestly, I also think TV aziraphale is just a bit softer than book aziraphale, though he is capable of stepping up when it counts.)

and he's a bad liar! I know it's a meme in the fandom that aziraphale lies all the time, but he doesn't like it, and he's bad at it. he gets nervous and comes up with terrible excuses and the only reason he ever gets away with it is because the people he's lying to are idiots (gabriel), have their own agendas (god, the other archangels), or trust him to be honest (crowley).

aziraphale's real strength is his ability to take sudden, completely unexpected action. that's one of the things that crowley admires most about him. "he's unpredictable," is what he says to nina, and it's true! aziraphale's greatest moments of rebellion have always come from spur of the moment decisions, not intricate plans. (if anything, crowley is the planner--the arrangement and the thwarting of the apocalypse, their two longest cons, were both his idea.)

aziraphale gives the sword away because when he is forced to make a decision under pressure, he tends to land on the side of rebellious kindness. shielding crowley from the rain in eden, lying to gabriel to protect job's family, defying the quartermaster and returning to earth via possession during the apocalypse, blowing up his halo--he does these things because he's following that same impulse. when aziraphale has time to over think, he frets and fusses and is paralyzed by indecision. (or worse, he falls back on what heaven has taught him.)

TL;DR: I don't think aziraphale has any sort of grand plan other than a generalized "make things better," and I certainly don't think he is planning to betray heaven. he might try to come up with a plan once he figures out how bad things are going to get, but my bet is that what will actually disrupt the second coming is an absolutely bonkers off the wall decision that no one, crowley included, could ever predict. and I think it’ll happen, as it usually does with aziraphale, just after he accepts a difficult truth that fundamentally shifts his worldview—in this case, his final rejection of the idea of “good” and “bad” people, and of the entire morality system of heaven and hell.

[writeblrsummerfest]

"When I was a kitten, we had to watch Milkbottle Down," Mareen eyes the shelf the VHS is on. "I hated that movie."

#9 A VHS tape your elementary school played

[greenlandpissshark]

You’re laughing?? Primsy Milkbottle was stabbed by her new husband for the throne and you’re laughing??!?!

-Lou to Brennan, psychically

[shitisaysometimes]

Neil Gaiman: Then there are Majors Saucepan, Tin, Milkbottle, deceased, and Cupboard, because Shadwell's limited imagination had been beginning to struggle at this point.

Also Neil Gaiman: Maggie, Nina, Mrs. Sandwich

[1eos]

Allkpop article in 2030: ANC entertainment will be debuting a 13-member boy group next month. The average age of the group is 2 years old while the youngest member is said to be about 5 weeks old. They will be promoting their title song, rumored to be written and composed by a bts member, called "Milkbottle" of their mini album "Anxiety: When my mama broke water pt.1"

absolutely losing it over when my momma broke water 😭😭😭😭 but the comments will be like:

'the one year old... now that's a visual' (20 👍 0 👎)

'ofc their vocals aren't that good the can barely speak give them time and they'll take off' (12 👍 1 👎)

'omg look at member goo goo's predebut pics. he's always been a star [imgur link to a literal ultrasound pic]' (7 👍 0 👎)

'don't get me wrong i love F3TUS anyone else think it's weird they put the 4 month old in a lace diaper and drew abs on him 😵‍💫' (2👍 14👎)

'love the concept but the line distribution...... thumb sucker only got 2 seconds' (1👍 0 👎)

[reply]

'........ he can't talk ..... he's 7 weeks old' (0 👍 1 👎)

[rainworldmap]

right of milkbottle room:

left

right pipe

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