#minecraft textpost

[yyuuraii]

i need lizzie ldshadowlady to make a tier list of her husband's minecraft suitors like right fucking now

[redstoneflux]

vanilla minecraft is popular because the children yearn for the mines. modded minecraft has survived so long because the children yearn to become orphan generating factory barons

[fuzzystudios]

ava/avm textposts 5

part 4 • part 6

hey it's me I'm back with more

[lord-of-the-demons]

1) Worst stylization I've ever seen

2) Why does Jason Momoa look like that

3) Oh the stylization got worse

4) My least favorite Chicago song

5) Why did that recipe make two buckets

6) What the FUCK is Jack Black doing here

7) Not a single joke in this trailer was remotely funny

8) Minecraft make a story where the nether doesn't invade the overworld challenge (impossible)

9) Bad

10) Even the fucking Minecraft cinematic logo was boring as fuck

11) If you rewatch the trailer you can see that the light has left Jack Black’s eyes, no doubt because of the shit he pulled with Tenacious D.

12) Oh and they whitewashed Steve again but at this point I’m not surprised they keep doing it

[tommyssupercoolblog]

I think Stampy's video on the Minecraft trailer is very interesting!!! :0 the lighting trivia/commentary is REALLY cool, and the fact he'd been EMAILING THE PRODUCERS since 2014 (and he's not in the movie he just heard they were making it and was like. Hey I have ideas!) about how it should be animated is so based. The concern about the quality of the visual gags and about how much it will revel in "isn't that WEIRD??" Is....I mean, yeah, I do hope they don't go all in on that, I don't think it would be very pog. Based. "I was surprised at how young this trailer seems geared towards" SAME?? I was also expecting it to be very "all ages" in marketing.

He also isn't overly critical and like "this movie will have no good things and no one should see it, worst movie ever" like a lot of people seem to be, Stampy is just so calm and chill about everything. He like, has some comments and stuff but there's a very casual/relaxed vibe to it as opposed to the rage-bait people have been making about it. Which is poggers!!

It is also fair though that making a Minecraft movie is like, never going to satisfy everyone when it's a sandbox game and one with a huge audience.

And I mean I still am going to see the movie and want to enjoy it. I hope I will... I mean idk I have no way of knowing and the visual choices are odd but apparently somenof the people involved did the lego movies andneven outside of that I just...want to be excited. I WANT to like this movie and have fun because I feel like it's been awhile since I was actually excited for a movie to drop. I wanna be optimistic and try not to get to worried. I might hate it but no use hating it before I've even seen it right? I also think that the world terrain looks pretty sometimes, like in the wide shots. Not the mobs, but you know. The geography and some of the buildings

[bugtoast]

got back into AVA/AVM and am remaking all of my stick shimejis

This time i'll also be adding Vic, TDL, TCO, my own version of TSC, Gold and King! i'll make sure to upload it here so y'all can go crazy with these lil goobers

edit: FUCK FUCK FUCK I FORGOT HOW WORKLOAD INTENSIVE IT IS TO MAKE SHIMEJIS FUUUUCK

[kat-katharsis]

My favourite genre of Slimesicle humour is when he goes like full creature and just starts communicating in noises and broken english

And Gegg is that times ten which is probably why I like him so much

[seraphiel-milk]

Hi Tumblr do you guys eat up Honey Im Home textposts?

[girlpog]

If you told me 6 months ago that Jack Black’s career was gonna be destroyed by Borderlands, the Trump assassination attempt, and Minecraft, I would’ve assumed we were playing 2 truths and a lie

[brightgreendandelions]

my favorite minecraft cheese start: log out just before dying, and ask your friends to rescue you

[angelicvomitdolls]

When I was like 11 I had a crush on Petra from Minecraft Story Mode so I laid hours per day on the bathroom floor and imagined my self insert Minecraft Story Mode oc dating her. Then one day I realized this would make me gay and had a complete breakdown over it like I was literally this scene from Shiroi Heya no Futari

[redstoneflux]

"How to build a medieval village in minecraft" "31 minecraft hacks to become a better builder" "Simple ways to improve your builds in minecraft" SHUT UPPP I DONT NEED THOSE I JUST WANT TO HAVE A PRETTY HOUSE THAT I CAN ALSO FIT ALL MY ALTARS AND MACHINES IN!!!!!!!!!

[fuzzystudios]

ava/avm textposts 4

part 3 • part 5

haha I'm back with more

ft. some the chef content

fyi, posts might slow down after a bit! I'll try to get out some content though o7

[fizzypoison]

guys, what do i put in my survival minecraft cave city, i have no imagination 😩

[sleepyyghostt]

if i ever go to a con again i want to walk around carrying scar in one of these

[tommyssupercoolblog]

Everything me and @septiccoffeefreak have built on the Antcat Colony Server so far :3

(color-coded, so pink is stuff I made and green is stuff Seán made)