#mineta slander

[sapphic-agent]

Low-key tho, Bakugou is uglier than Mineta

[thatanimewriter]

WHAT'S THE WEATHER LIKE UP- I MEAN, DOWN THERE?

➳ request: Can you do uraraka ochako x reader who is tall but shy headcanons? (I noticed that there is no headcanons for uraraka so I decided to be first to request one)

➳ character/s: uraraka ochako

➳ warnings: none other than mild height slander

➳ notes: I LOVE THE GIRLLLL she's so iconic what a queen

𝐫𝐞𝐪𝐮𝐞𝐬𝐭𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐫𝐮𝐥𝐞𝐬 / 𝐜𝐡𝐚𝐫𝐚𝐜𝐭𝐞𝐫 𝐥𝐢𝐬𝐭  / 𝐦𝐚𝐬𝐭𝐞𝐫𝐥𝐢𝐬𝐭 𝐨𝐟 𝐦𝐚𝐬𝐭𝐞𝐫𝐥𝐢𝐬𝐭𝐬 / 𝐰𝐢𝐩 𝐥𝐢𝐬𝐭

── 𝐔𝐑𝐀𝐑𝐀𝐊𝐀 𝐎𝐂𝐇𝐀𝐊𝐎.

firstly imagine how giant your hoodies would look on her-

anyways

she really doesn't mind the height difference because...

who's gonna be shorter than her??

mineta probably, there's not too many people

she feels safe and protected, but she's also a strong independent woman, so she probably could judo flip you no problem

also with her quirk she could do whatever she wants

pick you up

flip you

give you a kiss without forcing you to lean down

though she does enjoy making you come down to her instead of her floating up to you

if you try the 'put things on a high shelf' thing

won't work

she'll just float

but she thinks it's hilarious that she's the more confident one

she will float up to give you lil pecks on the nose n RELISH in your reaction

won't do it too much in public cause she doesn't wanna embarrass you

but also because this is for her eyes only-

will probably order food for you if you don't wanna

will always be super soft and dote on you just a lil bit

purposely buys you big hoodies so SHE can wear them

sometimes you just don't do anything

because BOTH of you are like >.<

probably on valentines and white day

any birthday or gifting event it's just gonna be a couple of flustered kiddos

she loves you, she loves that you're tall and can be a cat climbing tree sometimes

also because when she wants to do dumb things like play hide n seek you SUCK

feet stickin out of all your hiding spots

[thefairfeline]

Why do really good fics have to have random out of character ojiro slander. Why the hell are people using my child as a plot device when mineta is right there????

[ao3feed-dadzawa]

I wasn't trained for this.

I wasn't trained for this. by Dry Eyed Dad

Following the events of My Hero Academia and how they would realistically (Kind of) affect the class through the eyes of Aizawa Shota and his training as a child crisis counselor as he slowly adopts all of the class without noticing. Aizawa does his best to get them all into the therapy they desperately need while supporting them in the aftermath of the major events of the story. Que Aizawa's suspicion of All Might, and investigations into Aldera Middle school and Todoroki Enji | Endeavor

Side relationships/teenage drama, Aizawa and Yamada are married the fic moves a little slow at first but I promise it gets better

Words: 2468, Chapters: 1/?, Language: English

Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia, my hero - Fandom

Rating: Teen And Up Audiences

Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings, Graphic Depictions Of Violence

Categories: Gen, M/M, Multi

Characters: Aizawa Shouta | Eraserhead, Yamada Hizashi | Present Mic, Yagi Toshinori | All Might, Midoriya Izuku, Class 1-A, Class 1-B, Class 1-A Girls, Class 1-A Boys, Bakugou Katsuki, Bakugou Katsuki's Parents, Midoriya Inko, League of Villains, Shigaraki Tomura | Shimura Tenko, Kurogiri, Toga Himiko, Dabi | Todoroki Touya, Todoroki Shouto, Todoroki Enji | Endeavor, Shinsou Hitoshi

Relationships: Aizawa Shouta | Eraserhead/Yamada Hizashi | Present Mic, Aizawa Shouta | Eraserhead & Midoriya Izuku, Aizawa Shouta | Eraserhead & Class 1-A

Additional Tags: Dadzawa, Aizawa Shouta | Eraserhead Adopts Class 1-A, Parental Aizawa Shouta | Eraserhead, Protective Aizawa Shouta | Eraserhead, Married Aizawa Shouta | Eraserhead/Yamada Hizashi | Present Mic, Aizawa Shouta | Eraserhead is So Done, Aizawa Shouta | Eraserhead Adopts Eri, they survive on coffee and hope, Class 1-A Shenanigans, Class 1-A as Family, Protective Class 1-A, Post-Traumatic Stress Disorder - PTSD, Trauma, Izuku needs therapy, Bakugou tries to be better, Class 1-A is Traumatized, They all need therapy, Trauma Bonding, aizawa is their dad, aizawa comfort, USJ, The Dorms, Aizawa learns what class 1-A needs, Training Camp, hosu, Post-Kamino Ward Arc, kamino ward, Loosely follows cannon, I'm trying my best here, All Might Slander, We hate All Might here, We hate endeavor, endeavor slander, Todoroki Enji | Endeavor's Bad Parenting, Yagi Toshinori | All Might Bashing, Midoriya Izuku Has One for All Quirk, One For All, All For One, Sensei | All For One Being an Asshole, follows cannon kinda, Aizawa wants them all safe, Mineta never made it into class 1-A, Mineta Minoru Doesn't Exist

Read Here: https://archiveofourown.org/works/43682530

[fluffykitteninabox]

Um what??

How dare you?? My child doesn't deserve such slander!! 😤

I am glad to be counted among his "very few" fans

Ok not hating on whoever wrote this (i didn't look) but out of all the unlikeable hero characters they could have chosen, they chose Monoma??? 😂😂

Why?

Endeavor, Gran Torino and Best Jeanist are literally right there!

Monoma, my poor boy you've done nothing to deserve this!

He literally just started out as comic relief side character, but he actually contributed a lot for this final battle. Literally he's the reason the heroe's started with the advantage in this arc.

He's really nice and thoughtful actually and he tries to encourage his classmates.

Like ok, you wanted to use an unlikeable hero student on your list and not an adult hero? ok then, Mineta is also literally right there. Literally everyone hates that guy, why not use him instead??

Well at least they put him low on the list so I'm guessing they don't hate him as much as the other characters.

I'm just confused as to why he would be getting such hate

[ao3feed-bakusquad]

Trust

Trust by itspointydumbass

She's in Iida's room, sitting by his desk. “I'm the last virgin in our class,” she mumbles, and hears him splutter without even having to look up.

or

One-by-one, Class 1-A starts pairing off and hooking up.

Ochako feels left out. Perhaps a 'friend' can help?

Words: 3009, Chapters: 1/1, Language: English

Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia

Rating: Explicit

Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings

Categories: F/F, F/M, M/M

Characters: Class 1-A, Iida Tenya, Bakugou Katsuki, Kirishima Eijirou, Midoriya Izuku, Todoroki Shouto, Yaoyorozu Momo, Jirou Kyouka, Ashido Mina, Hagakure Tooru, Ojiro Mashirao, Kaminari Denki, Shinsou Hitoshi, Asui Tsuyu, Tokoyami Fumikage, Mineta Minoru, Aoyama Yuuga

Relationships: Iida Tenya/Uraraka Ochako, Bakugou Katsuki/Kirishima Eijirou, Midoriya Izuku/Todoroki Shouto, Jirou Kyouka/Yaoyorozu Momo, Ashido Mina/Sero Hanta, Hagakure Tooru/Ojiro Mashirao, Kaminari Denki/Shinsou Hitoshi, Asui Tsuyu/Tokoyami Fumikage

Additional Tags: Mineta Minoru Being an Asshole, Mineta Minoru Bashing, everyone hates mineta minoru, Mineta Minoru Is Going To Die a Virgin, First Time, Loss of Virginity, Friendship, Friends to Lovers, First Kiss, Mineta minoru slander

Read Here: https://archiveofourown.org/works/44098068

[ao3feed-izuku-midoriya]

What It's Worth

What It's Worth by Anonymous

Izuku Midoriya is newly (technically not) homeless when Shouta Aizawa takes him in. Together with his new family the boy meets new people and makes friends while sorting through his feelings, getting to live through a normal (ish) high school experience.

Words: 2312, Chapters: 2/?, Language: English

Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia

Rating: Not Rated

Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings

Characters: Midoriya Izuku, Aizawa Shouta | Eraserhead, Yamada Hizashi | Present Mic, Shinsou Hitoshi, Bakugou Katsuki, Midoriya Inko, Yagi Toshinori | All Might, Kaminari Denki, Kayama Nemuri | Midnight, Nezu, Class 1-A, Kaminari Denki's Family, Original Male Character(s)

Relationships: Aizawa Shouta | Eraserhead/Yamada Hizashi | Present Mic, Aizawa Shouta | Eraserhead & Midoriya Izuku, Aizawa Shouta | Eraserhead & Shinsou Hitoshi, Kaminari Denki/Shinsou Hitoshi

Additional Tags: Bullying, Quirk Discrimination, Slight All Might Slander, Mineta Minoru Doesn't Exist, Parental Aizawa Shouta | Eraserhead | Dadzawa, Parental Yamada Hizashi | Present Mic, Plot Conveniences, Implied/Referenced Child Abuse, Adoption, Bakugou Katsuki is Bad at Feelings, Bakugou Katsuki Needs a Hug, Kaminari Denki Needs a Hug, Author Projecting onto Kaminari Denki, Not Beta Read, Author Is Sleep Deprived, Referenced Kaminari Denki's family, Shinsou Hitoshi Replaces Mineta Minoru, Midoriya Izuku Does Not Have One for All Quirk, Midoriya Inko's Bad Parenting, Divorced Midoriya Hisashi/Midoriya Inko, my first posted fic, I'm Bad At Summaries, Aizawa Shouta | Eraserhead is Shinsou Hitoshi's Parent

Read Here: https://archiveofourown.org/works/44700493

[sero-pairo]

Trust

by itspointydumbass

She’s in Iida’s room, sitting by his desk. “I’m the last virgin in our class,” she mumbles, and hears him splutter without even having to look up.

or

One-by-one, Class 1-A starts pairing off and hooking up.

Ochako feels left out. Perhaps a 'friend' can help?

Words: 3009, Chapters: 1/1, Language: English

Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia

Rating: Explicit

Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings

Categories: F/F, F/M, M/M

Characters: Class 1-A (My Hero Academia), Iida Tenya, Bakugou Katsuki, Kirishima Eijirou, Midoriya Izuku, Todoroki Shouto, Yaoyorozu Momo, Jirou Kyouka, Ashido Mina, Hagakure Tooru, Ojiro Mashirao, Kaminari Denki, Shinsou Hitoshi, Asui Tsuyu, Tokoyami Fumikage, Mineta Minoru, Aoyama Yuuga

Relationships: Iida Tenya/Uraraka Ochako, Bakugou Katsuki/Kirishima Eijirou, Midoriya Izuku/Todoroki Shouto, Jirou Kyouka/Yaoyorozu Momo, Ashido Mina/Sero Hanta, Hagakure Tooru/Ojiro Mashirao, Kaminari Denki/Shinsou Hitoshi, Asui Tsuyu/Tokoyami Fumikage

Additional Tags: Mineta Minoru Being an Asshole, Mineta Minoru Bashing, everyone hates mineta minoru, Mineta Minoru Is Going To Die a Virgin, First Time, Loss of Virginity, Friendship, Friends to Lovers, First Kiss, Mineta minoru slander

from AO3 works tagged 'Ashido Mina/Sero Hanta' https://ift.tt/fhd13OU via https://ift.tt/S1dGUHB

[searenbound]

There’s so much Kaminari slander on the internet, so do you have any appreciation hcs for my bumblebee?

I love you and I need you to understand I mean it with love but Kami is a huge dork that vacillates between smart and kinda goofy. He loves making people laugh and does what he can to get a smile and isn’t the best test taker so it’s easy to assume dumb blond stereotype but he’s just as like to have an in-depth conversation about Shakespeare as he is to ramble about his newest video game

Also he actually simply tolerates Mineta and often uses old English insults towards him and tells him they mean something else entirely knowing he won’t look it up

[kagenoakirp]

Well excuuuuuse me for thinking you'd lie.

You pretended to me a UA student, so I'm not far off in assuming you'd slander me.

- Mineta 🍇

listen i may be a bitch but im not that much of a bitch- most of you students are chill.. I MEAN I WANNA STRANGLE YOU BUT OH WELL-

[myfixationacademia]

Is not June yet but fuck it,

BkDk queer headcanons (I might be projecting a bit, cause I like these unhinged gremlins so sue me!)

Tw: mentions of transphobia, gender dysphoria and homophobia, is very brief tho

-Izuku Midoriya (Trans male, Demi-Romantic, unlabeled/Queer)

Izuku had feeling he was born with the wrong gender since he was young, asking his mom since he was a kid to cut his hair into a length he liked, clothes weren't that much of a issue since most were shirts, shorts and pants, from a thrif store, most were All Might themed, which are already pretty gender neutral.

Kacchan, even of he never heard about the terms, he was a fast learner and was already stuck with calling Izuku "Deku" (making more meaningful how later in the future he starts calling Midoriya just by his first name).

His other classmates tho were...less accepting, some made way too many invasive questions, others simply brushed Deku off as a quirkless nobody wanting attention, this sort of behavior worsened in middle school, but at least Kacchan never dared to dead name Izuku, and even went as far as to pinch one of his lackeys in the stomach when they misgendered Midoriya.

At UA Deku thought that he was going to have a fresh start, no one would know he was trans, no invasive questions, no comments about his looks or his voice, he started taking hormone blockers, all was going well... Then he went to the boys' locker, and Mineta was there, drawing attention from all eyes to Deku cause he was wearing some bandages around his Chest, Iida Tenya walked up to Deku and said

"Midoriya Kun, while I understand the need to modify your looks to pass as a man, please refrain from tying them so tightly, it can cause circulation to stop flowing as well cause pain around the area of the ribcage!"

Then Kirishima spoke, sporting a pair of scars on his chest

"I got a extra binder here Midobro! I can tell you how to wash it later! But take a break from the bandages before wearing it, and drink some water too!"

Then he saw that Mineta was wrapped around in tape, and Sero told him

"And Don't worry about this goblin, I'll let Aizawa know so this doesn't happen again, but I'll shut him up if he says anything, okay?"

Needless to say...Deku cried tears of joy (WE STAN THE 1A BOYS BEING SUPPORTIVE IN THIS BLOG)

As for sexuality, while we see Deku blushing a lot towards girls, I always saw that as just the boy being anxious, as blushing can be a sing of embarrassment or getting flustered, also because between most of the characters in the class, Bakugou is one of the few, if not the only one cause BkDk propaganda, guys I can say Deku feels the most difficult to talk with, specially after that incident in the war, I think I reblogged a post about Demi-Romantic Deku headcanon where Deku just says that for the longest time he has only pictured himself dating Bakugou, or he was he longest crush, so I'm also adding "unlabeled" and "queer" since I heard similar concepts for both, not necessarily choosing to say what gender you're attracted to but you're definitely not straight, or you aren't sure what label to use so you use something more old school to get the message across.

- Katsuki Bakugou (Homoromantic Dekuromantic, Demi-sexual)

When it comes to this guy, what I mostly think of is Bakugou first thinking love is "ew" until Deku shows him affection, think like him seeing his parents kissing, think it's disgusting until Deku gives him a peck on the cheek.

Perhaps these feelings were part of the turmoil inside of Bakugou, and I can't help but feel that at the same time that everyone put in his mind that he was amazing, they also placed the expectations that most closed men face, saying that "girls will love them", hell, I wouldn't be surprised if Mitsuki said something along the lines of "if a girl falls for you and dates you, keep her, it'll be a miracle for someone to want to stay with someone like you"

And before anyone says that this is Mitauki Slander, need I remind you that she slapped her son in front of the teachers and called him weak as a way to blame him for the kidnapping? You know, the one where HE was kidnapped? Yeah, not completely out of character, but in my book she isn't a lost cause, misguided at best, stubborn at worst.

Anyway, this could be a start on some internalized homophobia, something BOTH suffer from actually, Deku said it himself in Deku vs Kaccha 2, "I want to tell you how I feel, EVEN IF IT IS DISGUSTING" (boy! Who hurt you?) And I think a testament to that was how much more expressive lf other emotions Bakugou became when he got to the dorm, specifically that scene where Deku gets excited cause Kacchan got his license and how they'll be able to work together.

This feels like a "is this love?" Face, which he hides it immediately but Shoto seems to catch it.

The whole "De-Izuku" is just glitter sprinkle on top of this gay ass ice cream so no need to explain that XD

The demi sexual part is mostly because Bakugou just feels like someone that would rather build trust first so he can know for certain if he should let himself get vulnerable, nothing smutty needs to happen, sometimes cuddling can be a chore to get used to, but hey, Deku waited for them to be friends again for 10+ years, waiting for Kacchan to feel comfortable around him again in that level of a relationship isn't that hard, plus if anything were to happen, patience would still need to be priority, idk, is based on my own experience.

And that was all, night night.

[partly-functioning-liver]

The only good thing Minoru Mineta has ever done is make it super fucking easy to write crossover fics

[ghostdoctor]

fixed this screencap!! Unedited under the cut

I also added him back but like as a normal person so

[ao3feed-dadzawa]

What It's Worth

What It's Worth by Anonymous

Izuku Midoriya is newly (technically not) homeless when Shouta Aizawa takes him in. Together with his new family the boy meets new people and makes friends while sorting through his feelings, getting to live through a normal (ish) high school experience.

Words: 2312, Chapters: 2/?, Language: English

Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia

Rating: Not Rated

Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings

Characters: Midoriya Izuku, Aizawa Shouta | Eraserhead, Yamada Hizashi | Present Mic, Shinsou Hitoshi, Bakugou Katsuki, Midoriya Inko, Yagi Toshinori | All Might, Kaminari Denki, Kayama Nemuri | Midnight, Nezu, Class 1-A, Kaminari Denki's Family, Original Male Character(s)

Relationships: Aizawa Shouta | Eraserhead/Yamada Hizashi | Present Mic, Aizawa Shouta | Eraserhead & Midoriya Izuku, Aizawa Shouta | Eraserhead & Shinsou Hitoshi, Kaminari Denki/Shinsou Hitoshi

Additional Tags: Bullying, Quirk Discrimination, Slight All Might Slander, Mineta Minoru Doesn't Exist, Parental Aizawa Shouta | Eraserhead | Dadzawa, Parental Yamada Hizashi | Present Mic, Plot Conveniences, Implied/Referenced Child Abuse, Adoption, Bakugou Katsuki is Bad at Feelings, Bakugou Katsuki Needs a Hug, Kaminari Denki Needs a Hug, Author Projecting onto Kaminari Denki, Not Beta Read, Author Is Sleep Deprived, Referenced Kaminari Denki's family, Shinsou Hitoshi Replaces Mineta Minoru, Midoriya Izuku Does Not Have One for All Quirk, Midoriya Inko's Bad Parenting, Divorced Midoriya Hisashi/Midoriya Inko, my first posted fic, I'm Bad At Summaries, Aizawa Shouta | Eraserhead is Shinsou Hitoshi's Parent

Read Here: https://archiveofourown.org/works/44700493

[nemovanilla]

We all know that belongs to mineta

[soggy-bitch]

Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia Rating: Teen And Up Audiences Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings Relationships: Bakugou Katsuki/Kirishima Eijirou, (if you squint tbh), Ashido Mina & Bakugou Katsuki & Kaminari Denki & Kirishima Eijirou & Sero Hanta Characters: Bakugou Katsuki

Bakugou knew he hated a lot of people - Mineta most especially. But he didn't quite realise how much he resented him.

(or, the one where Bakugou finally goes off on Mineta, but not for the reason you'd expect)