#mlp asks

[zoeyhorse]

applejack vs rainbow dash kissing contest but they get genuinely pissed over it

They'll have to ask Rarity to judge who's better

[kissandships]

too bad they didn’t get anything else from their mother’s appearance

The Apple Family? Yeah, that’s too bad. Not a single one got her curly hair! It would’ve been super cute if Applebloom had curls, or Applejack had a paler coat.

At least Big Mac got Buttercup’s mane color?

[drmememedic]

Opening up requests again, No nsfw of course but here are some of the fandoms I’ll draw for

Psychonauts

TF2

SCP

MLP

FNAF

Just send in an ask and I’ll draw what ever character you’re wanting :)

[missusmousse]

[rt-closetcryptic]

I spent way too much effort on this one.

[punkitt-is-here]

cutie marks are so funny to me cause like. what if your life's calling + something you liked doing was flipping burgers. you get the mickey d's cutie mark the first time you step into a mcdonalds and everyone's like "woah i guess you're hired once the labor laws won't get us". do you think that shit factors into job interviews. someone with a gem carving cutie mark walks into a finance office and they're like "no go find a jeweler to hire you".

this is extremely funny because now im imagining ponies putting on fake cutiemarks suited for the job so that they have a better chance of being hired

[crimezi]

end an argument for me

and for the sake of my data add your region/country, reblogs would help for proving my bias wrong

[clarissasbakery]

Thoughts on twipie?

they are cute…

[evelili]

girlfailing her way to success

[lycantrin]

I made these silly images of the mercs holding MLP figures, so do with them what you will

[5il0]

put fluttershy in silent hill

[kissandships]

now that you’re done with mlp, what are your favorite episodes? Favorite characters? Favorite songs? Which episodes did you like the least? Were there any skips?

Favorite Episodes:

Cutie Mark Crusaders episodes

Fluttercord episodes

Between Dusk and Dawn is hilarious and focuses on The Two Sisters

That episode where Starlight switches Luna and Celestia’s cutie marks

All the season closers… except The Last Problem

Favorite Characters:

Apple Bloom

AppleJack

Luna

Fluttershy

Starlight

Rainbow Dash

Discord

Cadence

Favorite Songs:

Babs Seed

This Day Aria

Glass of Water

Battle (EQG Rainbow Rocks)

Time to Be Awesome

One Small Thing

Open Up Your Eyes

A Kirin Tale

Lotta Little Things

Least Favorite/Skip Episodes:

The dragonlands episodes. All of them

Admittedly I skipped some Pinkie Pie episodes

And some Rarity episodes

[doodlemark]

I bet my art is more inconsistent 😅 also uhhh flutter muffin dash 👉👈

they eepy

[skyscrapergods]

has being fucking Massive and Immortality changed the alicorns’ perspective on regular ponies? I imagine they’d get more condescending and distant and stuff

You are surrounded by flies. If you pause, and look closely, you realize the flies are iridescent, with deeply colorful eyes, and beautiful wings like stained glass. It cannot see the colorful windows of your world, but you can try to describe them. But know that doing so take up the creature's precious time. Years to them is mere hours to you. In a long conversation about the stars, you and the fly share ideas and perspectives. You come away delighted with a new view on constellations and what they mean to the common folk.

The fly comes away dazzled, haunted, and halfway to the grave. What was to you a wonderful conversation was years of study, communion, and dedication on the part of the small creature. He gave up any other pursuits, he constructed his life around this cause. He lost his friends, family, and home. You lost your lunch break.

You love this creature. You love the small being that you once were. You want to talk to him again. You want to tell him of the stars, of dreams... but to speak with him twice, at least meaningfully, would take from him the rest of his life. Could you demand that from him for the sake of your own curiosity? Years passed for him already. In the time it took you to draw a breath, his childhood ended. Do you summon him again? Or do you let him go to live his life, what's left of it?

It is painful for everyone. It hurts something in your chest, it breaks the heart of a god. It wounds his family to watch him leave them behind for the sake of what? A mere whim? He had ambitions! He had a story! It's all gone now. Rewritten for your musings.

You leave him. He cries for you but he needs not a goddess. He needs to live, to turn from the sky to his fellow bugs.

That's what he is. A fly. A mere insect to you. To hold him down is to pin him through his soft center, and display his corpse as a record of his extinction.

So look away. Forget the color of his eyes, the sound of his voice, and the intelligence that stirred you to pluck him out his world and keep him in yours. There, he would be a wildflower with a cut stem. He would be beautiful, but he is so small, and so quiet. He would be just a decoration on your table; made to dance and sing for your amusement and then tossed out with the rubbish when he breaks.

You miss him. You love him. But he is a crawling worm and you are the rain. There are many others like him, but you must be careful to only speak a few words to each. Or better yet, say nothing at all. Let them fade and mix into a writhing blur without name, stories, or opinions on stars.

You are surrounded by flies.

[homkamiro]

im so NORMAL about your tf2 mlp au i love it so much im yelling about it forever please please more OMNOMNOM

Winter wrap up, winter wrap up,

Let's finish our holiday cheer!

Winter wrap up, winter wrap up,

'Cause tomorrow spring is here!

[punkitt-is-here]

back in the heyday of mlp fandom there was one specific guy that commissioned insane amounts of self insert shipping art with pinkie pie. when the finale and confirmed pinkie fucked weird al instead he got a comic of his oc watching longingly at them like walking through the park with their kid and just solemnly accepting it and it was the funniest shit to me. he took it so seriously it was like a genuine breakup

THIS IS SO FUNNY HE GOT CUCKED BY WEIRD AL