Phrase: "I just wanna suck people off"
What everyone else means: I wanna give people blow jobs
What I mean: I wanna play DPS Moira
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Streaming Overwatch 2 Comp tonight (Feb 3) 10pm-2am EST
VTuber variety streamer with a love for Overwatch
come say hey!!!
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Character Cuddle Scale
See? See I get to them eventually!! Tagged by @ceph-the-ghost-writer over here!
How-to: Rate your OCs based on how they handle cuddling/being cuddled.
I’m just grabbing ten, otherwise we’d be here all gd day 🫠 Naturally, we’re keeping it in the Arsonist Chronicles universe lest I lose focus on the second day of camp, and only the ones that are well known-ish? I’m prooooobably not doing this right. Based on a scale of 0 (cuddly as a cactus) to 10 (could be paid to cuddle professionally):
Zadimus: solid 8/10, he’s big and warm and smells like temple smoke and his wings are like a big blanket, the only problem is he’s. Him. Loses points for smug bastardness and the [insert phallic object] in his pocket that’s very happy to see you
Dillon: either 9/10 or -9000/10 depending on her mood. She’s small and huggable like a little teddy bear when she’s in the mood for it but Watch Out
Daisy: 10/10, she’s a little cold to the touch but she warms up nice and I think if you told her she could get paid to snuggle all day… well, she’d keep the dance studio but definitely do that in her off hours.
Cheryl: 8/10 +/- 2 points depending on if the werewolf thing is a perk for you or not. Like come on, that’s free mom hugs right there and she can become big ouppy
Moira: 6/10 tig ol bitties, smells nice, will be a menace though. Hates holding still for too long so unless she’s got something to occupy herself, you’re getting poked, prodded, noogied, wet-willied, and your butt’s getting jiggled at least once
Delilah: 1000/10, buddy what do you think she did before she fell, taxes? Hell no babey this cherub is soft and snuggly and smells like strawberries and cream
Jasper: -1000/10 prickly bastard fallen angel. Grompy. No touch, he contains many knives and also swords. And a crossbow on Tuesdays. Unless you’re Delilah.
Life: 10/10, yes cuddle mama life. Warm and made for huggin and snuggin
Death: 2/10, mostly because she stays far far far away from the living unless someone’s grief calls her loud enough. She’s still not very touchy, but for her wife? She accepts the snugs.
The Deep: 3/10. Soggy smarmy but not. Bad-bad. Just a menace. Bites. Might steal your wallet. Very touch starved. Plays with his food. Also comes with a risk of infecting yourself with Rot. Doesn’t happen all the time but is it worth it? You decide.
Tagging: @sparatus @thetrashbagswasteland @daisywalletchains @glitchinginthegarden @a-driftamongopenstars @writernopal @teamdilf @hornetofhallownest @aceouttatime and anyone who hasn’t done this yet?? Or has more characters to share??
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Me: Aw, what a cute spray!
Sometime later: accidentally got two similar dogs 🥹
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Me playing Lifeweaver: oh there's snipers on my team here have a little platform so you have higher ground, love! (Especially for low mobility grandmas) Slow teammate coming back from spawn? Yoink! You're here now <3 No you're not falling into the void. No you're also not standing there in the middle of the enemy team at 20 hp I gotchu!
Me playing Moira: fuck your dps and fuck your supps and fuck your tank too while I'm at it if no one can secure point then I will.
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like, i know it’s widely accepted (is it canon?) that tlt characters have kiwi accents but i so clearly hear ianthe calling harrow “Harry” in an american accent, something about it makes the nickname even more annoying and obnoxious in my mind. idk if it’s because i’m american so i read in my own accent but i can’t hear harry in any other accent it just doesn’t feel as effective
I have to agree that an american accent would make ianthe more obnoxious but personally I can't read her dialogue without remembering moira quirk's narration for the audiobooks. She gives ianthe an EXTREMELY obnoxious posh british accent, and I'm very attached to it, even though as someone with a strong regional accent, I support tamsyn's make everyone sound kiwi agenda
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