#mom and dad of the squad

[rendomski]

Hunter and Echo after yet another one hell of a mission.

Echo: I took care of Wrecker's injuries, there's nothing serious, he'll be back on his feet in no time. Crosshair is tucked in and warm, not a hint of hypothermia this time, despite all those hours in his sniper nest. And I brought Tech's datapad here, so he can get a proper, calm sleep without distractions, too.

Hunter:...

Hunter: You know, all this is the sexiest thing I've heard in a tenday.

[jungle-angel]

Four Generations (Bob Floyd x Reader)

Summary: Imagine everybody's surprise when four generations of Floyd men suddenly show up at the base one day and Jake's shock that Bob has a wife

Warnings: Pregnancy, parenthood, the Floyd men definitely fuck, Bob's mom is a MILF etc.

Tagging: @floydsmuse @floydsglasses @withahappyrefrain @rhettabbotts @callmemana @attapullman

"Dumbest training exercise ever!" Natasha groaned.

"And of course this is where our fuckin taxpayer dollars are going," Rooster complained.

"At least it's over and we can go home," Hangman told them.

"Yo guys, check this out," Coyote said suddenly.

The sight of two older men making their way up the tarmac with a small, bespectacled child came into view. Beside them was a very obviously pregnant young lady, no doubt the mother of the child that one of the men carried.

"Who the hell are they?" Natasha wondered.

"Beats me," Rooster answered. "Maybe somebody's relatives?"

The four of them caught sight of Bob, still in his flight suit, hurrying to meet them. The younger of the two men set the small child right down on the ground, the little guy running right to Bob who scooped him up and threw him into a fit of giggling.

"No.......fucking.......way......." Hangman chuckled.

"So does that mean.......?"

"Yep," Natasha laughed.

Bob soon made his way over with the small group, smiling at the bemused faces of his fellow pilots. "Ya'll look confused," he said to them.

"I just.......we didn't think that......" Coyote stammered.

"What?" Bob chuckled. "That it was just me?"

The sheepish looks on their faces said it all.

"Well," Bob said. "Maybe this is the time for introductions. This is my dad, my grandpa and my lovely, lovely wife (y/n). And this little guy, is August Robert."

The four pilots were surprised to say the least, Bob's father and grandfather? A wife and kids? Bob had never talked about any of them before.

As soon as the day was done, everyone had met at The Hard Deck for dinner and a beer. Getting to know each other had been interesting to say the least.

"You Goose's kid?" Joe Floyd asked him.

"Yes sir," Rooster replied.

"I used to fly with your old man," Joe explained. "Flew with Mav and Iceman and all the rest of'em, callsign 'was 'Rabbit'."

"Why'd they call you Rabbit?" Natasha asked.

"Take a guess," Bob chuckled, munching on his fries.

"Bob's Ma and I already had a mess of kids by the time I was stationed out here," Joe explained. "I'd get back from a deployment and the next thing I knew, she'd tell me she was pregnant. Starting to think the boy's taking after me."

Everyone laughed but Bob was blushing with embarrassment. "How many siblings does he have?" Natasha asked.

"Eight," Joe said with a shit eating grin. "Four boys, four girls. Bob's the youngest."

"Jeez Bob!" Hangman exclaimed.

"Oh that's nothing," (y/n) told him. "Lowell, which one is Joe again?"

"Seventh of thirteen," Lowell answered with a laugh.

"WOAH!!!"

"Jeez!"

"Holy shit!"

"Yep, his Ma and I had thirteen," Lowell laughed.

A woman walked into the bar, catching the eyes of the Daggers, her white sundress swishing against her knees and a denim jacket tied around her waist. Joe got up to meet her, placing a chaste kiss right on her lips.

Coyote was the next to get up, asking to see Bob in private for a minute. The two of them slipped into the men's room where hopefully no one would hear them.

"Dude ya'll didn't tell me your mom was a MILF!!!" he whispered sharply.

"And why would I tell you that?" Bob questioned.

"Bro ya'll could've warned us!" Coyote told him. "I was not expecting to get half a stiff at the dinner table when she walked in."

"AW FUCK! WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT?!" Bob exclaimed.

"I'm sorry dude."

"Man that's my mom!!!!" Bob groaned in disgust. "You're a sick motherfucker Javy."

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When everyone had finished and were heading home for the night, you and Bob buckled Auggie into his little carseat and made your way home.

"Did he really?" you asked when Bob told you about the bathroom conversation.

"Oh yeah, it was pretty gross," Bob chuckled.

You laughed. "I know your mom well enough," you told him. "She's sweet and innocent and all, but man. I remember when you and I got married and she gave me so much info that I thought she was Stifler's Mom."

You and Bob laughed the whole way home, Auggie still asleep in the back and your unborn son kicking away in your belly. You were glad to have met the rest of the Daggers, hoping with all hope that the family bonds would deepen and become unbreakable.

[chickenoptyrx]

Did more animal picture redraws ¯\_( '-' )_/¯

[nyanbinary-87]

hey wandersong fans. do you ever think about the baron. how, in so little time, wandersong clearly establishes four things: one, the baron fucked up an Entire Town. two, he did it trying to bring that town happiness, because it was once His community. three, hes kiwis father. four, they do not recognize each other.

do you ever think about how profoundly sad that is? the baron, presumably already estranged from his community, decided to try and bring it joy. he abandoned his wife and child to do so. he spent years, decades, even, working on his factory, his toys. but the factory fails. the community comes together, rallied by a bard he does not know, to tell him that hes done them wrong. that hes done something downright evil, even. he looks at a determined community he does not recognize, and backs down. he goes home to his wife, their child nowhere to be seen. thats to be expected, after decades. they must be an adult now.

and kiwi...ohhh the ways the baron parallels kiwi...the both of them, estranged from the communities they live in, doing whatever they can to bring the people around them joy, but its never enough. theyre never Part of the community. so they leave, on their own journey. one to save the world, one to save the town. and they fail! theyre not the heroes of their stories, no matter how hard they try. but kiwi went out making friends on their journey. kiwi has miriam to lift them up and help them out. the baron has no one, not anymore.

[punkeropercyjackson]

"Willow should've ended up with Boscha,Hunter is just a boring generic white boy!!!"Man shut the hell up,Hunter is a disabled autistic king with zero conventionally attractive physical traits and grew up getting abused AND adopted Willow's years long best friend as his little brother and pseudo-son within a day of knowing him while Boscha is a literal demonic white girl who's only character purpose is to be the femcel to Amity's lesbian chad.This was never a conversation that needed to be had!End OF

[avocado62524]

[skyloftian-nutcase]

Fluffember? Fierce Dadity?

Hmm, here's something from Fierce Dadity:

When Link wore any of the masks the Song of Healing had produced, he’d still be himself. Sure, he’d look different and have different abilities, but he would be Link. Echoes of their pain scraped at his skin when he’d put the mask on, the transition was never pleasant, but once it was done he would continue forward.

This… wasn’t like that.

When Link put on the Fierce Deity mask, the pain came all the same. But then he felt disconnected, strangely bound and unbound to reality. He could see what was happening, he could still determine what he needed to do, but there was something distinctly foreign about it.

Hello?

Link yelped, but the voice didn’t leave his actual throat. What was that?

Oh! So someone did put it on. Well, that’s a treat. Where in the world are we?

Was that… was that the mask?

Oh goddesses. It was just like Majora’s Mask. He should have known. He should have known.

Majora? That bastard is still alive?

[scootersscooter]

blah blah blah... something something.... just... Scrags awkwardly trying (and failing) to be a nice decent adult figure in Gwen's kids lives because he knows what it's like to have an actor parent who doesn't actually like/care about you...

[deathliestc]

kenniko being the parents of beta squad !! 🤗

[donationwayne]

Feelin' Good (Could Be Better) || Buddie || 10/10 Chapters || 24.6k words

Hi, I just realized I never made a post for the full work since I completed this a month or two back, so I thought I'd give it a little post!

SUMMARY

The Buckley parents unexpectedly visit, turning Buck's already shaky mental status from precarious to impossibly worse. Buck joins Maddie, Chimney, and his parents for a dreadful dinner. We take a little look into Buck's childhood through a series of flashbacks. And Buck is super fine thanks for asking, he'll just bake about it. And think about kissing Eddie, obviously. There's a family barbecue in attempt to keep the Buckley's on their best behavior. It doesn't really work. SNIPPET

Before he has a chance to make an attempt at opening the door, it flies open to reveal May, who stares at their offerings in disbelief and bewilderment. “How many more people are coming?” May asks, dazed. “We’re the last ones,” Eddie replies, amused. May takes the cookies off his hands and follows them to the kitchen. “Good Lord, Buck,” Athena exclaims, torn between horror and amusement. “He bakes when he’s anxious.” Eddie offers. “Maybe next time, just book an extra therapy session.” May teases. Buck, who is standing by the sink, grabs the hose attachment and sprays her with it, earning a shrieking laugh. “Don’t even try me, Grant,” Buck threatens. “You’re cleaning that up,” Athena informs Buck, who is already grabbing a towel to soak the water up from the floor. “I’ll tell Bobby you two made it inside.” Athena hesitates. “Everyone is already here. And your sister is babysitting your parents.” Buck nods, smoothing down his shirt. “Right.” Chimney darts inside, holding onto his glass for dear life, looking like a man in desperate need of a buoy. “Booze?” He blurts at Athena, who gestures towards the fridge. “That bad?” Eddie asks in amusement. "Oh, thank God, you’re here. It's almost your turn for babysitting duty.” “I agreed to no such thing. I plan on avoiding my parents until we all sit down for dinner.” Buck replies. Chimney opens the fridge, brandishing gold tequila at him. “Either of you in?” “Definitely,” Buck says, joining him. He grabs three disposable shot glasses from the drink area and hands them to Chimney. “I’m the potential getaway driver, so I’ll be drinking a beer early on at most.” “That’s genius. If you escape, please take me with you.” Chimney pleads, he fills all three shot glasses, and pushes two of them towards Buck. “You can have Eddie’s.” They cheers, tapping the shots on the counter before swallowing down the sharp, cheap tequila. He throws the second one back and shivers. Chimney glances at Eddie while grabbing three beers from the fridge. “Ready to meet your in-laws?” Buck feels himself flush at Chimney’s implication, but Eddie simply rolls his eyes, unphased. He cracks open the beer that Chimney hands him, “Come on, let's go rip the band-aid off.” Eddie offers. He sets a warm, grounding hand on Buck’s shoulder, steering him to the patio doors. Chimney leads the charge.

Above is a small offering of fluff to appease you. I'm sorry, there is a lot of angst ahead.

This is basically just a fic about how much I hate the Buckley parents and yes I made them even worse, you're welcome! I went Hater school so I would have the tools to properly hate Margaret and Phillip Buckley.

[cryptvokeeper]

Fudging the Jojo’s Bizarre Adventure Timeline so that I can pretend Giorno and Okuyasu could have interacted as kids

[billsbae]

remember that todd is probably the eldest poet (unless we have a virgo or libra in the squad, but I don’t think so) which means if the poets get into some “illegal” problems, then todd’s the responsible for these idiots

[punkeropercyjackson]

I love how Hunter from The Owl House has a black adoptive mom and a black adoptive dad who aren't a couple with his mom actually having zero romances and his dad being a canon gay femme,is the mc's who's a black girl's found brother he had a gag reference typical romance tropes as their first meeting establishing them as purely platonic for a bait and switch and adopted a lil black boy himself as his brother and pseudo-son within a day of knowing him and is authentically besties with him but everybody thinks his story was too focused on romance and didn't defy gender norms because he had a mostly implied instead of outright said love story with his other bestie who's a fat biracial girl who's potrayed as the cool popular hot girl at their school instead of a skinny rich abled white boy who had literally one interaction with him.Y'all will say anything

[probablygayattorneys]

You know what? … I’ll allow it. With the power invested in me as a child of the American revolution, I declare Emmy an American citizen.

[skyloftian-nutcase]

I have to ask, sorry if this has been answered before but where is Tillieth in the dad squad? Is she safe? Is she alright?

I don't think it was ever really worked out? I think Nancy mentioned in one of her writings that Tilieth had gotten ill and asked Abel to continue on with Link while she recovered. Personally, I figure she got distracted on a side quest and Abel and Link had been chilling at camp when they were attacked and Til got back to an empty camp and is having a minor meltdown about it.

Tilieth, twelve hours after going to get one (1) item from the local village: Sorry, hon, I saw the coolest cave and there were-- Tilieth: *seeing an abandoned camp* Tilieth: WHERE ARE THEY

[mookybear12404]

Introduced my parents to the first few episodes of Trigun tonight and the whole time my mom was like “why are they all so mean to him :(“