#mommy garf

[waffle-fox-42]

Gortober lives on

*sniffs air* you smell that? its more gorftober prompts :)

#5 (garftober) your mom

here she is again, and with cookies! Mommy garf my beloved,

#5 (goretober) Chains

"Its time to pay for your crimes"

I didn't have a solid idea for chains, i just kinda played it by ear and here we are. Garfield in chains, kinky if you're into that

[yautjan]

There's a little man in my house who's decided his teeth are going to become a significant problem and cost his family a fortune in vet bills.

If you are feeling generous and have anything to spare, any and every penny is genuinely and sincerely appreciated.

Even if you do not, a reblog is worth just as much in helping get my boy the care he needs.

[dogwhizzer]

anyway they're making tangled au falsettos fanfic which is weird on its own but what's more fucked up is that they made marvin eugene and whizzer rapunzel. as if it's not literally the other way around

[fuctacles]

transfem Steve, age gap

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Stevie ver. | Ao3

The windows of Wayne's flat face the playground below. An infuriating thing, considering the ruckus they would do after school hours. Eddie's forever thankful for the invention of headphones.

He still thinks playgrounds should be somewhere they don't disturb the peace. Somewhere weird people can't sit on their balconies watching down on their neighbours and their kids like vultures.

Like Eddie is right now.

Usually he doesn't care, but today there's a very special spectacle happening.

Stephanie Harrington is outside, standing on the patch of grass next to the fence keeping her safe from feral children.

And she's not alone.

No, there's an orange, furry blob standing out like a sore thumb in the greenery. And so does its neon green harness.

Steph set out on the impossible task of walking one of her cats. And not just any cat.

"Garf, come on!"

She would probably have more luck with Dart, but Eddie knows Garfield is her favorite.

"Two steps, for mommy?"

She tugs gently on the leash, but all it does is make the cat topple on his side like a rag doll.

Eddie knows she has given up on the battle from the drop of her shoulders. She drops down to sit next to her cat on the trimmed grass, and gives him an annoyed scratch.

"You'll wish you went along with it when I cut down on your food. Fatass."

She closes her eyes and turns her face towards the sun to get at least something out of the unsuccessful outing.

Eddie's about to leave his balcony porch, feeling weird just watching his neighbour enjoy the sun, when her eyes open and she blinks rapidly to adjust them back to the brightness.

Her gaze lands on him like she knew she was being watched, but he reasons with himself that she just knows where Wayne's flat is.

She, of course, spots him and smiles, giving him a small wave. He waves back but doesn't want to push his luck, so he gives her a salute and retreats inside.

He closes the balcony door with a dreamy sigh and a clutch of his chest.

She's so cute when she's doing something dumb.

[liquidstar]

SEASON 3 TRAILER DROPPED HERES MY THOUGHTS (LN spoilers)

BROTHER AND SISTER OF ALL TIME THEYRE SO CUTE <3 love seeing how their relationship has progressed from beako literally throwing him out a window for stuff like this to her happily playing along its so so so so so cute. genuinely just one of the cutest and sweetest dynamics in the series

hi ram roswaal and fred :) this is probably all we're going to really see of you guys this arc lol

JOSHUA REAL!!!!! but not for long (also otto in the bg foreshadowing all the drinking hes about to do this arc. hes so stressed. poor emilia is trying her best)

julius looks so babyfaced here? they really emphasized his long eyelashes just like subaru has been on about every time he mentions him. they better include the scene where he checks him out, like, if they dont animate subaru looking dead at this mans ass im going to riot

i LOVE this shot of ana. you can really tell shes up to some corrupt capitalist bullshit as we speak. love her for that. wish i had this pic when i made that one money game anastasia video

the red dress actually does look really good on crusch like it compliments the green hair really well but also the crusch we know would not walk around in such a thing so its like. damn looks like the "memories are an important part of identity" story thinks memories are an important part of identity. who knew.

ALSO LOVE FELTS NEW LOOK SO MUCH! the only complaint is i felt (felt lol) like the red brought out her eyes more but the blue also looks cool. three primary colors all being used looks nice too

whatever who cares about all that THE CUNT!!!!!!! THE CUNT IS HERE!!! I CANNOT WAIT FOR ALL THE DRAMA SHE CAUSES TO BE ANIMATED FOR REAL

no fucking way... did they actually...

THEY DID! THEY CENSORED THAT HORRIBLE FUCKING DESIGN OH MY GOD. SHES WEARING SHORTS AND JUST A CROPPED SHIRT. AND CHAPS I GUESS? BUT ALSO A LITTLE SKIRT CAPE SO NO ASS SHOTS... THIS WILL MAKE WATCHING THE SEASON SO MUCH MORE TOLERABLE. i mean not perfect but STILL.

photos taken seconds before disaster lmfao. i still love how chin thinks subaru is a freak and weirdo for being so buddy buddy with him after he and his buddies mugged him. twice. (even more times from subarus perspective. hell he stabbed subaru once) genuinely cant wait to see more of this dynamic its so stupid.

THE FUCKING CUNT!!!!!! also the apples lol

oh you poor thing. you have no idea what next level family drama bullshit awaits. good luck. get ready to kill grandma AGIAN lol

:'( emilia still misses her terrible cat dad and its kinda sad when you know were not getting a resolution on that here either. they both look so sad :(

i cannot wait for garf mommy issues round fucking 2.

THIS CRAZY BITCH!!! I CANNOT WAIT TO SEE THIS CRAZY BITCH ANIMATED. I CANT WAIT TO SEE HOW THEYRE PORTRAY HER MANNERISMS. ESP W HOW WILD PETELGEUSE WAS ANIMATED IN S1. REAL LOONY TOONS BULLSHIT. AND HER POWERS ARE ALSO SOOOOOO MUCH COOLER I CANT WAIT

NO MORE DRESSES FOR CRUSCH YAY

he fucking bit it. yeah i guess thats what dogs do tho.

YOU. DIVORCE MAN. KILL YOURSELF. SLASH SERIOUS.

the empathy powers will have a glowing eye effect. very cool but i hope they dont show it too much in the first scene bc like in the LN i think its cooler if you dont know why everything is so... Wrong.

i dont rly have anything to say i just think ferris looks cool covered in blood. imagine being healed here like doctor catgirl will see you now

emilia be nice. that crazy bitch might be your mom. just like how the previous crazy bitch was in fact your dad.

THEY CHANGED UP CAPELLA'S DESIGN TOO honestly tho her being sexualized makes sense w a lot of the themes (the way its intentionally meant to be perverse and gross in a way explicitly stated) so i didnt mind as much and she still IS here but. this is still an improvement imo just a better outfit looks cooler. bug.

NAUR I DONT WANNA WAIT... OCTOBER.... AUGH

[devilishdescent]

mommy mommy me and billy are going to garf up a football can i have $5