#monkeyfriends

[drunkpilot]

"I can't believe my #pilotfriend is at it again, stumbling around and barely able to keep upright. Every time he has a few drinks, he thinks he's invincible and ends up making a complete fool of himself. 😩 But you know what they say - monkeys always land on their feet 🐒 Unfortunately, my pilot friend doesn't seem to have that same ability. Every time he tries to make his way to the bathroom, he ends up crashing into walls and knocking over furniture. 🤦‍♂️ I've tried to intervene and help him, but he just waves me off and insists he's fine. But he's not fine - he's drunk, and he needs to sober up before he hurts himself or someone else. 😔 I know he likes to have a good time, and I'm all for letting loose every now and then. But there's a limit, and he needs to learn to control himself. 🍻 I just hope he realizes that before it's too late. Until then, I'll be here to catch him when he falls and make sure he doesn't do any permanent damage. 🤞 Pilot friend: "Ah, that darn monkey of mine! Always worrying about me and my drinking habits. I mean, I'm a grown man and I can take care of myself. 🤷‍♂️ Sure, I may be a bit tipsy right now, but I can still stand up when I need to go to the bathroom. I mean, it's not like I'm going to fall or anything. 🚪 I've been drinking for years and I know how to handle myself. I don't need some imaginary monkey of mine hovering over me, worrying that I can't do something as simple as stand up and walk to the bathroom. 🙄 As a pilot friend of mine once said, with the right balance of caution and confidence, you can keep enjoying your drinks without having to worry about the consequences. 🍸 I can handle myself and I don't need to be coddled like a baby. That's just the way I am, and I'm sure any other pilot friend of mine would feel the same way. 🚫" #drunkpilot #piloteyes #pilottraining #pilotlife #pilotfriends #monkeybusiness #monkeyfriends #drinkinghabits #drinkingbuddies #cautionconfidence #soberup #controlyourself #grownman #tipsy #balance #friendshipgoals #pilotsofinstagram (at Zanzibar, Tanzania) https://www.instagram.com/p/CoE2GJCP715/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=

[teamjlry]

This is exactly what I'd be doing if I had a fully articulate tail.

That, and using my PC's mouse with it and only it.

Episode Recap: With visitors coming from the other kingdoms for the Vitality(?) festival, Weiss wants a chance to scope out the competition for the visiting schools' tournament competitors. They observe a Monkey Faunus stowaway give some guards the slip, and befriend an odd girl named Penny. Blake and Weiss get into an argument about the White Fang, culminating in the revelation that Blake was/is a member, and a Faunus herself. She scampers off to chat with Monkeyfriend.

[helpleas]

PLEASE if you're going to post monkey content tag it appropriately with #Monkey or #monkeyfriend or #funnymonkey so i can filter it off my dash sob emoji (i dont have emojis)

[monkeymanproductions]

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[essercipertuttienonperse]

rebecca's song on the official 1d channel 😭

I just saw wtf !!!

[ssimay]

hii wait were u reading Love After the End of the World a while back or was it some other fic ?

if you're talking about the one i posted a lot about fjdjodkd it was all we can do is keep breathing <3 should i start reading love after the end of the world 👀

[miss-styles]

HAPPY BIRTHDAY LEI!!!!

THANK YOUUU!!!!!

[sryluvidrc]

ANA???????????????? HOW HAVE U BEEN (THIS IS REY GUITARLOUIS BTW) MISSED U SO MUCH!!!!!!!!!!!!

REYYYYY OMG CRYING!!!! I'VE MISSED U TOO HOW HAVE YOU BEEN?? i have been crazy crazy busy lately but okay otherwise, missing this hellsite a whole lot lmao <3333

[xiaojaan]

congratulationssss 🙌🏻💃🏻👯‍♀️‼‼‼‼‼

bro im jdhdkskshddjdk THANK YOU 💞✨

[mitskiacoustic]

the big solo louie blogs r blocking me

[odatodeath]

toshiie and hideyoshi are rlly dumb and dumber

[damonalbarngirl]

i love u a lot LOT & ur rlly cool. i LOVE ur blog and ur spn breakdowns (deranged, affectionate) 💞💓💘💕

AHHHH TY BESTIE ILY TOO <3333 i hope u have fun with those breakdowns <3

[urumasus]

"hey my little monkey friend" #monkeyfriend

[fitfmybeloved]

⁓ ∘ • ⁎ happy birthday rey!

@monkeyfriends​

[holyshit]

i was tagged by the lovely @aliensyndrome and @monkeyfriends to this cute picrew! tysm i love these things 😌💕

i’m tagging @jalboyhenthusiast, @halohamilton, @thetriangletattoo, @otblou, @holduwheremyheartis, @cowboylarries, @tomlinbuns, @justascrollingghost, @thestylinsons, @killerqueenlux, @walkinginsunflowers, @loulovehome, @canynmoonn, @quickpauseinconversations, @laurelier, @wabadabadaba, @chrysopon, @haztobegood!

[machineryangel]

tagged by @gh0stwife thank u my love!!

pumpkin or apple // cocoa or cider // halloween or thanksgiving // leaf piles or apple picking // hay ride or corn maze // wooly sweater or furry slippers // pumpkin carving or knitting // squash or sweet potato (haven't tried either <3) // black cat or bat // skeletons or witches // fake blood or fake spiders // mashed potatoes or stuffing // orange or black // apple pie or maple donuts // marshmallows or candy corn (neither!) // vampire or werewolf // fireplace or cozy nook // spiced wine or craft beer // candied apples or s'mores (neither again!) // big scarf or oversize hoodie

tagging @alondras @rosamundpikegf @meadowlarker @antiheros @groovyghoulie @katenkahaik @anatoliamp3 @trippy-weasley @monkeyfriends @donohues !!<3 no pressure etc etc love uu