#monty has no idea what he’s in for holy shit

[reinanova]

dead boy detectives ep 8 live blogging reactions

last episode 👀👀 low key scared of how it’s gonna end

hey hey edwin i have a great idea—you should tell niko about your love for charles. she would totally ship it

niko and edwin have such a lovely friendship

ah HELL YEAH jenny can see ghosts now!!!

NO. STOP THAT. NO KISS KISS BETWEEN HUMANS AND GHOSTS

the cat king is such a drama queen. now that edwin isn’t trapped by him, he’s starting to grow on me

mick so wants them to kill the witch (he was ready and waiting with that black salt)

damn holy shit edwin is taking immense torture without a sound. he really has been through some shit in hell

seriously crystal? you couldn’t slide the backpack any closer to charles?

monty!! also charles being fully aware of tropes. monty so deserves a redemption arc

i love that the cricket bat is charles’s weapon of choice—ope it got destroyed as i was typing

NIKO NO

what a fucking flip charles

YES LILITH GET HER ASS

is jenny gonna join the gang?? she totally should

also i’m fully expecting niko to still be around. bcuz she had a good luck charm, that has to mean something right?? please let that mean something. she can’t be dead dead

oh? OH?? is the supervisor person gonna let them stay on earth solving cases??? PLEASE???

goddamn rowena the night nurse has been taking credit for the dead boy detectives cases?? that bitch (affectionate)

YASS THEYRE OFFICIAL EMPLOYEES OF THE AFTERLIFE

HA SUCK IT NIGHT NURSE

hug it out hug it out. now KISS

IS NIKO TRAPPED IN A SNOW GLOBE????

ahem WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK

okay this show was seriously amazing i understand the hype completely

netflix you better fucking renew this show for season 2. otherwise when i catch you netflix. netflix WHEN I CATCH YOU

[chknbzkt]

Tidbit regarding Mer returning from the surface to the Down Below… at a certain point I’m wanting either Sun or Moon to have to go back down there for some reason or another… and considering it’s been a while since either have been there, the effects could be… we’ll say “bitey”

Hope Monty doesn’t end up getting dragged down there at some point that could rly suck 🌚

Fun fact that Moony is actually a surface Mer who made his way Down at some point in history. It altered his physique and made him much larger as he didn’t have enough steaming to resist its potent call. It’s been quite a time since then, god knows what would happen if he went a second time.

Another fun fact is that overexposure to the Down Below without exposing yourself to small amounts of it at a time beforehand can cause physical mutations and rather extreme changes to the body given you don’t steel yourself mentally and avoid letting the place take your mind over (in the case of returning Mer, anyway).

Ah and as for Sun, he originated from the Down Below, but he’s a Lot smaller than Mer from that part of the sea usually are. But given his sustained absence since meeting and coupling up with Moon, any progress he makes towards liking Monty could end up being undone, as the Down Below tends to really dig into one’s deeper traumas and insecurities if you aren’t careful.

Giving into your primal fears and traumas just makes the mental toll even greater. So imagine how much more mutated these two could become if their resolve were to… break.

I can make the mermonsters even more monstrous so help me God do not test me

[blacknedsoul-blog]

Montresor is the Bad Ending of White Raven

So Montresor has a religious trauma. And from what little we know of the flashback to his death, the man was apparently a corrupt preacher.

What that tells me about his life made me crack my knuckles, because holy shit, this guy is an even better villain than I expected. And not for the reasons I thought at first.

Montresor's possible backstory

A fun fact: "unholy men" used to be called "sons of Belial". Same as Monty's Spectre type, so there's the initial connection, but with what we saw in chapter 87, this phrase from his mother resonates quite a bit:

Montresor was most likely a bastard (literally), and if he was raised in a religious community, that immediately made him and his mother outcasts. Possibly his mother hated him for "ruining her life". Whether this is true or not, the implication is that he grew up a victim of a system that decided he was sucked by the devil from birth.

In this light, Montresor's attitude towards the world is actually a logical consequence: he has decided that abuse is the only way to relate, and you can either be the victim or the victimizer. Of course, he is now the victimizer.

But he decided that because life taught him two lessons that were important enough to make him the person he is now.

"I know this game better than anybody"

We know from the clothes and hat in his flashback, and the cross around his neck, that Montresor was a preacher. And I would venture to say an excellent one: he has heard all his life that he is a demon, he knows better than anyone what terror hell produces in people, so he knows exactly what to say (or not say) to manipulate others through that fear.

Montresor, like Annabel, is someone who exploits his own traumas.

Annabel has been almost conditioned to behave like the perfect high-society lady, and that includes going to impressive extremes if it means getting something in return. She has engineered her way through life by identifying the currency of the people around her and knowing exactly what to give them so that they will, in her words "kissing her rings".

Loyalty gained through fear vs. loyalty gained through pretended sympathy.

Same goal.

If the world has made them that way, both Annabel and Montresor will use every last footnote of knowledge gained through trauma to get what they want.

But then there's something else they have in common: this deep knowledge of the rules of the game has also made them both know that the odds are too stacked against them to ever win. In the past, we've seen Annabel throw in the towel on her arranged marriage, but Montresor took a different path, much more along the lines of…

"So I'm not afraid to cheat."

Montresor decided that if people wanted a demon. He would give them one. The worst demon of all, because this one knows the rules: he knows how to play the game, he knows how to cheat and get away with it. We don't know the extent of his atrocities, but given what happened in the flashback and the fact that his idea of a sleepover is stuffing someone behind a wall to slowly suffocate, this guy must have a long rap sheet.

So long, in fact, that he was tied to the tracks of a train to be torn to shreds without even a trial.

Because if the rules are just there to screw you, then screw them: the only option left is to cheat.

Which is exactly what Lenore did when she burned down her house and pretended to be a man to go after Annabel. Lenore jeopardized everything Annabel said was important to her.

And she got away with it. At least until they were both killed (or, if those of us with our chips on Annabel's childhood friend, they may have both died without anyone knowing).

Now, in Nevermore, Lenore is still doing that, as we can see in her reluctance to kill or destroy Montresor: she refuses to play the game, refuses to follow the rules.

She will look for ways to cheat here, as she did before (something Annabel actually expects her to do). The woman is too stubborn to bend, and so far she seems to have the wind at her back (the question is, for how long?).

The bad ending

These elements make Montresor a complete exhibition of the ultimate consequences of taking Annabel and Lenore's attitudes to the extreme: a person who instrumentalizes her own traumas to unravel and try to inflict them on others, and who is not afraid to cheat for her own benefit if it means getting what she wants.

The only thing that separates Annabel and Lenore from Montresor is that they both still use these attitudes in the name of other people: Annabel for Lenore herself, and Lenore for the people she cares about. That both of them (still) seem to have their hearts in the right place.

But if Annabel continues to use her vast knowledge of this twisted game to work her way through people without caring, and Lenore still believes she's above all rules, here's Montresor to show them (and us) what's waiting for them at the end of the road.

[balloonboyismyson]

i was thinking... what type of sneezes would the animatronics have at the mega pizza plex? like a dad sneeze... a bunch of small sneezes... a few big sneezes... or the sneezes that show up only to fade slowly and show up like 5 seconds later with force?

OH OKAY I HAVE NEVER THOUGHT OF THIS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HERE ARE MY HEADCANONS:

Freddy has the dad sneeze. Brace yourself, because holy SHIT if you do not I am so sorry whatever drink you had in your hand is now ALL over the floor. What makes it so scary is that his build-up is silent. Unless you were looking at him you would have no idea.

Roxy has the quintessential dog sneeze. The WINDUP. She scrunches her face and BRACES for impact. She has hit her snout on tables MANY times. Yes you can confuse her out of a sneeze. No she will not purposefully sneeze on you.

Monty basically YELLS when he sneezes. He does the "ah-aH-AH-!" right before sneezing and he WILL actually say "achoo." He will also sneeze at least 5 times in a row. His record is 15. Sometimes smoke comes out of him during it.

Chica sneezes fast and multiple times. Definitely not as many as Monty, but like usually at least 3. There is literally no windup. She is fine and then SUDDENLY will sneeze 3 times in a row no breaks just SNEEZE SNEEZE SNEEZE. They kind of sound like clucks. Her teeth chatter a for a second after, no idea why. Staff thinks the sneeze just feels weird through her beak.

DJ Music Man you would THINK has a really loud, powerful sneeze, but on the contrary. It is kinda loud, but other than that usually if someone has not heard him sneeze before and are not looking at him, they have no idea what happened. Tiny bit of windup, but usually kind of sudden. He will sneeze just once and seems a little embarrassed for a moment afterwards.

Sundrop's is VERY dramatic, VERY loud and he WILL jump when sneezing. When building up his rays incrementally go into his head before popping out to their full potential once he sneezes. No he cannot actually sneeze.

Moondrop will rarely sneeze, but if he does, it is usually just a toned down version of Sun's. His head will slowly move up before SLAMMING down. He likes to sneeze on people. He also cannot actually sneeze.

[sir-robyn]

guys I’m here to talk about an AU for once wow

*holds up my Lloyd-was-never-taken-in-by-the-ninja-AU* my dear friends, you may be thinking, ‘wow, Robyn, that sounds like an angsty AU with lore and plot and all the shit that most AUs probably have!’ Well no, sorry to shit on your ideas but this is 100% pure brain damage and sugar. What if Lloyd was never taken in by the ninja but make it fit cannon. Lloyd’s a fucking idiot. He’s a lil man. A lil baby man and a child and he will never grow up if I have anything to say about it.

after Pythor betrays him, lil Lloyd Monty G gets picked up by Uncle Wu and the stoopid ninja and he gets offered to stay. Lloyd goes ‘lmao suck it boomer absolutely fucking not’ and Wu decides that kids are difficult and if Lloyd doesn’t want to stay then he won’t make him. He knows Lloyd will probably run away in the night, so he leaves him a lil green rucksack with a few blankets, spare shoelaces, money and enough food rations to last him several weeks. Lloyd takes it when he runs away.

now, angst potential there, but why the fuck would I use it lmao. After being betrayed by the snakes he decides that he wants another army, but one that will actually listen to him. So he gets an army of Skulkin and the ninja beat the shit out of them. And then an army of pirates and the ninja beat them up too. Anyways for the next like 7 years of his life he goes back and forth with the ninja, just fucking around and summoning armies to fight for him. He starts to enjoy it actually and so do the ninja, they get into this kinda mortal-enemies-but-ur-cool-do-u-want-to-get-burgers-with-us-later kinda thing. Lloyd’s 16 by now btw, the ninja are like 24 and he always calls them old men and says they’re getting creaky and Samurai X switches between helping Lloyd and helping the ninja and they’re all having a good time. Also he still has his dogwater haircut, if anything the bowl cut somehow looks worse

and then Lloyd decides he wants an army of ghosts. Wow, holy shit, he ends up summoning Morro. Not the army he’d hoped for, but Morro’s a character and Lloyd thinks he’s really cool and they go round terrorising villages and shit together

and then Morro realises that Lloyd is fighting Wu. Finally, shit takes a dark turn and Morro tries to manipulate Lloyd into killing Wu and stuff, but I’m not talking about that yet cause it’s only stoopid vibes til then.

think imma call it the Greencousins In Crime AU but idk yet :P

[slasherfckr]

hey!! :)) just stopping by to drop a head-canon request! what if thomas hewitt had no choice but to skip town? like if the movie ended differently and he had to leave his rural home. maybe reader finds him injured along the side of the road and decides to help him out or reader assumes he’s trying to hitchhike and gives him a ride? this ride ends up with him staying at readers home because he has nowhere else to go? basically what if thomas had to live in a more modern setting with the reader. thank you sm for your time hun! ~🤩

Ohhh I like this idea 😍😍😍 Okay so I'm gonna go off the TCM: The Beginning's ending (The prequel sequel for the 2003 remake) just cause it'll be easier for me to write this out. It'll be more of a "what if..." Scenario as well

Also I apologize for splitting it into multiple parts. Can't express all my ideas on this topic in just one post

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Thomas Hewitt x afab!Reader - Modern Living (pt 1)

⚠️Warnings⚠️ Mentions of death (obviously)

*Okay so....Only way I can see Thomas ever leaving his home is if his family died during the events of TCM: The Beginning.

*Like, instead of just shooting Monty's leg, the Biker goes straight for the kill and get him right in the chest or something. He doesn't hesitate to do the same with Luda Mae when she comes into the room

*Hoyt sneaks up on him and holds him while calling for Tommy to come do his thing. Biker's death is still relatively the same. He gets cut in two with the saw

*Now when Dean escapes with the Final Girl (sorry forgot her name), but stops to beat the hell out of Hoyt, he doesn't stop when his knocks his teeth out. No he keeps going until you couldn't even recognize Hoyt anymore.

*Dean's death is also the same. Gets gutted by Tommy with the saw from behind. Rest of the ending plays out the same honestly, until when Tommy pops out of the back of the car to kill the final girl and the car crash happens

*He gets out of the car but instead of walking away back to the house, he drops to his knees and let's out a painstaking wail as reality hits him. His whole family was dead. He had nothing. He had nobody.

*He kinda just stays there on his knees until a car comes driving up.

*Its you, on your way home to Dallas

*You ran a bakery in Dallas and had to make an emergency delivery pretty far out. Only reason you did this was because it was a close family friend who needed a wedding cake on short notice

*You immediately stopped your car as you came up to the scene of the crash, where Tommy was still in the middle of the road

*"Holy Shit, are you okay?!" You call out to him. You kept a spare medkit in your vehicle because your nephews always managed to somehow get papercuts when you watched them for your sibling

*You go and kneel down beside him and try to reach out and apply disinfectant to the cut on his forehead but he grabs your hand roughly. Felt like he was about to snap it like a twig

*"Ah! Stop it! I'm just trying to help you..." You winced in pain but managed to look at him right in the eyes. You just noticed he wore a leather mask that covered half his face. You wondered why he wore that but quickly shook off the thought so you could focus on helping the man.

*You two looked at each other for what felt like an eternity before he slightly released his grip on you. Just barely though, as he wanted you to know that if you tried anything, he could and would snap you

*So you went ahead and gently applied the disinfectant while trying to make small talk

*"So...why are you out here? What are you doing here?" You got no answer in response. The mysterious man just kept on watching you carefully

*"If...you don't have anywhere to go, I can let you come with me. I live over in Dallas so it might be a while before we get back. Doesn't seem right to me if I just left you out here on the road alone..."

*After you finished, you applied a small bandage and got up

*"So...if you wanna come, you can. If not, well...I hope you stay safe."

*You smiled at the man and got back to your car. You sighed and put up the medkit before starting the vehicle up. The man was still in the road, just watching you. Guess he wasn't coming after all

*You looked back to see if it was safe to reverse your car but then a door slam scared the hell out of you

*"OH MY GOD!" You quite literally felt your heart skip a few beats as you turned your head to the mysterious man, who was now in your passenger seat

*"At least say something first...You scared the living hell out of me."

. . .

*You got him back to your home in Dallas. As soon as you got back, you let him take a shower while you tried looking for clothes he could wear.

*You eventually found some clothes that belonged to your ex that he never came back for. You closed your eyes as you opened the door a little and slid the clothes in, quickly closing the door after.

*While he took what seemed a like a much needed shower, as he was in there for a good couple of hours, you started on dinner despite arriving at home around 2 in the morning

*You decided to make spaghetti. It was quick and easy to make. You had finished dinner and had plates for the both of you made when the man finally emerged from the bathroom. The clothes barely fit him. You reminded yourself to take him clothes shopping after you both rest

*You led him to the table and had him sit down. You brought over the plates of spaghetti and put his plate down in front of him before going to your seat with your plate

*"Sorry if it's not to your liking. I can't cook very well. I'm more of a baker than a chef." You laughed before digging into your food

*The man just looked at you before slowly picking up his fork. He poked the pasta a couple times. Was this his first time having spaghetti?

*The man seemed extremely hesitant but eventually he took off his mask. His face was covered in sores and scars. Despite that, he was really attractive.

*Soon he took a fork full of pasta to his mouth and almost immediately his eyes lit up. He started eating as though he hasn't had a decent meal in forver

*"Do you really like my cooking that much? Guess my family was wrong. I can cook something decent." You laughed and took another bite of your food.

*The man had cleaned his plate before you could even finish half of yours

*"You're really hungry. Just how long were you out there? Would you like some more?" He gave you a nod in response

*As you got up to get him more, you eyed the parmesan cheese you forgot about on the counter

*"Oh my god if you love plain spaghetti, you should try some with some parmesan on it. Absolutely delicious."

*You brought him his plate along with the cheese. He looked at the cheese then at you before grabbing it and adding some to his pasta.

*You didn't think the man could look anymore happy than he did when he ate the spaghetti with parmesan on it

*Seeing him so happy made you happy as well. Suddenly you realized you didn't even know the man's name. How could you invite someone to you place to stay without asking their name????

*"I forgot to ask earlier. What's your name?"

*He paused before signing something to you

"Thomas Brown Hewitt"

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Ahhh sorry it was so long! I'll try to get to the next part ASAP as soon as I catch up on my other asks 😖 Thank you for reading!!!!!

[incorrect-nevermore]

[Theo's around AU((Cause I love it to all hell))]

What if Lenore and Monty were Fighting in the corridor make a mess and Head Boy Theo comes and do his Head Boy duty to make them stfu but he doesn't recognize Lenore right away?

What if after Monty fucks off to god knows where Lenore's just standing there because 'Holy shit that's my brother omg' and Theo's like "Can I help you–?" then he goes "Lenore?" with this heartbroken tone of voice because y'know his baby sister is here?

What if when Theo goes to hug Lenore she steps back with tears in her eyes and goes "I'm so sorry Theo, I-I didn't mean to" while trying not to cry bc she still blames herself for his death and she has no right?

What if Theo goes and hugs her anyways because he know what she's thinking and says "My death will never be your fault Lenore, even if God came down and told it was, it will never be your fault" and Lenore bursts out sobbing, holding onto Theo like a life line because she missed him so much?

What if the Misfits is hiding somewhere, having been a witness to everything that happened, were misty-eyed and crying quietly because good for her to be reunited with a loved one?

What if?

–💫

This is a very sweet idea! But in the au Lenore and Theo reunite way quicker, in the first few episodes, the part where the Dean’s are dragging Lenore off to lock her in her room, that’s when Theo spots the Dean’s dragging this rowdy misfit young “man” across the hall and stops and questions them, and then quickly recognizes his sister. They do have a very emotional reunion at first Theo joining Lenore in her room, they both sort of just cried for a while, while hugging. Then Morella arrives to meet her roommate, and Theo has to leave to go attend to had boy duties. 

[messinwitheddie]

If you ever watch the movie *A bugs life* I can’t help but headcanon Lich’s voice as Hopper cuz he’s a bully and a boss man.😅 especially the last scene where the ants finally are fed up with him and face him for being a tyrant that he is.

That's awesome you have a voice you can hear for Lich. I haven't watched a Bugs Life in a long time, but I liked the movie as a little kid. I can see the parallels with the characters.

Originally, when I first came up with the concept of Lich's character (Can’t even remember what I originally named him. Maybe it was the same name. Can’t remember. Wow…

Either way, Lich's original backstory/ role in a fanfic [I won't name because I wrote it in middle school and it was AWFUL], was very different from what it is now. The plot of the fuc was a ripoff of the movie ,“Heavy Metal” so Ronnie James Dio or Alice Cooper were the two voices I usually associated him with. "The Mob Rules" and "The Black Widdow" are Lich's theme songs.

BUT Kevin Spacey's voice fits Lich very well, now that you pointed it out.

He is oozing with Hopper vibes.

If I had an obscene amount of money to spend, I would hire these voice actors/actresses/ singers (resurrect them from the grave if necessary) to play my ocs and/or Characters from Invader Zim that never officially were assigned hired voice actors.

At least most of my Irken ocs have voices picked out.

Pepperoncini: Sir Christopher Lee (?) Earle Hyman (?) Even those two would have to pitch their voices lower and more gravely. Cini's voice, especially in his later years, is very, VERY deep and ravaged by centuries of smoking pipe amber. I guess the contrast in his bright, lighthearted, bubbly personality amuses me.

I can’t think of a voice that perfectly matches the voice Cini has in my head. Any suggestions would be welcome.

I loosely based his personality on Phyllis Diller and Vincent Price, to give an idea of his mannerisms.

Spinch: Martha Kelly (so shy)

Hoola: Eric Bauza (His personality is based on Daffy Duck, though lacking in WB toon antics and the lisp.)

Mem: Bette Midler (first choice), possibly Kathy Bates or Meryl Streep

Some of Mem's swarm I have casted

Handoverfist aka Hof: Eugene Mirman

Ferocity: Betsy Sodaro

Skathe: Jenny Slate

Starboard: John Fiedler

Zee: Jillian Bell

Rook/ the Sage: Originally I imagined John Cleese playing Rook, at least in Rook's older years (because he was based on the Monty Python’s Holy Grail Tim the Enchanter) or Suzy Izzard.

But again, now that you pointed out the parallels, David Foley fits pretty well too.

Miyuki: I'm sure plenty of people would disagree with me, but I think Cher (or at least a younger Cher), Lynne Lipton (again, younger), or Cree Summer would make great choices for Miyuki.

Kii: Can't get Melissa Fahn's voice out of my head for her, but any suggestions are welcome. Maybe Doro Pesch.

Soxx: Percy Rodriguez (would have to bring him back from the dead)

Hitz: Richard Romanus

Spork: Lorenzo Music (I just do)

Commander Poki: Brooke Dillman (I love that woman's voice. Boss as shit.)

Frylady Soo-Garr: Kristin Chenoweth or Grey DeLisle. Either. Either or would pull off her vindictive personality perfectly.

Pielord Emis-Gee: Ron Funches

Brewmaster Shakkin: Christopher McCulloch

Yeet: Hong Chau (so spunky!)

Vroog: Billie Mae Richards or Maria Bamford for a living person to play her.

Irken Gir would be played by Rosearik Rikki Simons, just no synthesizers or anything.

This is not a complete list by far. If you’re curious about any of ocs that I didn’t list, you can ask about or make suggestions.

Hearing the voices helps develop the character for me

[heavenlyhoundoom]

Character wasting disease.(part 7)

(Foxy and Bonnie checked the kitchen for any of the infected and heard some eating noises.)

Foxy: Do you hear that?

Bonnie: I did, who's raiding the kitchen?

(Foxy used his flashlight to look around, he eventually saw Chica as a huge mutant with a very long beak and many rows of teeth.)

Bonnie: Holy shit, Chica's terrifying!

(Chica turns around and stares at Foxy and Bonnie.)

Foxy: Oh shit.

Bonnie: We're doomed.

(Chica stares at them for a bit and then went back to eating.)

Bonnie: Phew, I thought she was gonna attack us.

Foxy: Me too.

(The two manage to lure Chica into the quarantine room with some pizza, it cuts to the nurse and the CEO at the Glamrock beuty salon.)

Pizza Plex CEO: What makes you think Roxy's here?

Nurse: Because Roxy bacame obsessed with her appearance and looking at herself, so what better place to do that than here?

Pizza Plex CEO: That makes sense.

(The two come across Roxy, who is now a big mutant with huge eyes and multiple arms for holding multiple mirrors.)

Roxy: (glitchy) I am so beautiful...

Pizza Plex CEO: (whispering) How are we gonna get her into the quarantine room?

(The Nurse thinks for a bit and eventually comes up with an idea.)

Nurse:(whispering) I have a plan.

(The Nurse takes Roxy's mirror.)

Roxy: (Glitchy) My mirror! Give it back, please!

Nurse: I'll give it back, if you follow me.

Roxy:(glitchy) I'll do anything!

(Roxy follows the nurse into they quarantine room where she gives Roxy her mirror back.)

Pizza Plex CEO: You know that could've ended badly for you, right?

Nurse: What do you mean?

Pizza Plex CEO: Roxy could've became aggressive and attack you.

(The nurse face palms in how stupid of a risk that was. It cuts to Roxy and Bonnie at the daycare where they came across Sun, who now a massive mutant with many arms and a pouch.)

Foxy: (whispering) Does sun have a pouch like a kangaroo?

Bonnie: (whispering) I think he does.

Sun: (glitchy) Where are the kids, are they okay, are they in danger, I must take protect them and take care of them!

Foxy: They're ummm... In the quarantine room.

Sun: (glitchy) They are?

Bonnie: They sure are. We can take you to them if you bring your brother along.

Sun: (glitchy) Of course. Moon, let's go to the quarantine room, that's where the kids are.

(Moon swings into the scene, he had become very long and slim to make him more flexible, he also has an ever present smile on his face.)

Moon:(glitchy and excited) Sure thing, brother. The more people watching me perform my acrobatics the better!

Bonnie: Alright, follow us.

(Sun and Moon follow Foxy and Bonnie to quarantine room only to realize that they were lied to.)

Sun:(glitchy and angry Hey, there are no kids!

Moon: (glitchy) You, lied to us...

(Sun and Moon tried to attack Foxy and Bonnie, but they got out before the brothers could.)

Pizza Plex CEO: Alright, that leaves Freddy and Monty.

Bonnie: How are we gonna find them?

Pizza Plex CEO: I don't know.

Nurse: Guys! Freddy and Monty got outside!

Foxy, Bonnie, and Pizza Plex CEO: Oh no...

(The end of part 7)

[shattered-sparks]

Lord night would be the one to compare how blacky reacts to Saturns cloak to how a kitten reacts to a heating pad, and likely fluster the shit out of Saturn. Though the explanation would be somewhat disjointed since for a while after the games lord night avoids speaking.

For context, during one of the rounds tf Monty strangled him with a rope and while the whole snapped neck thing didn’t stick obviously there is some left over damage even after he got revived for the next round that needs to heal up which leaves his throat very sore. So for a while after the games he just gestured and made sounds to communicate how he was feeling. Including during the argument about the icepack, which primarily sounds one sided because lord night just huffs and whines stubbornly in response to what they say XD

Lord Saturn is going to both be very proud dad but also. Holy fuck?? It takes a lot to make him flustered. This would be one of them. To comandate the lack of Voice I can see Supernova using his powers to read the world code on what Lord Night means. That and he could also make a copy of a dry erase white board for Night to use haha. What ever is easier on the tiny void. (As a side note, remembering the movie and all this talk on Hunger games has been wondering what would happen to my bois if they were put through the loop. Supernova being a helper and guard. I've in the past had the mental image of a corrupted Lord Saturn brain washed with a corrupted Beam who's fucking huge. Saturn riding on Beam's back. But I haven't any ideas on the others)

[runin-reads]

trans masc anon here sorry again for spamming you but i had this really funny thought about the teen pregnancy au and i was like huh i wonder when james went into labour? and then i thought what if it was at the funniest possible time ever because of course james has to have the funniest timing for that kind of thing. so the first thought i had was what if james and sirius were literally about to have sex like theyre all cuddled up in the Mood and everything snogging so in the Zone LITERALLY ABOUT TO FUCK and then suddenly theres this HUGE gush of water and they both look down and bc of the way they were arranged when james water broke it broke all down the front of sirius' trousers and they just blink at each other and james is like '....i think im in labour?' and so sirius springs up like holy shit im going to be a father okay okay - and then when he gets monty and effie there to help with the birth and everything and effie just looks down at sirius' trousers pityingly (have a massive stain all down one trouser leg) like 'Please Change Your Trousers, Dear'.

another hc i had was what if even though james is literally. NINE MONTHS PREGNANT. READY TO POP AT ANY MOMENT. he .... CANNOT be stopped from Doing Things like he HATEEES being coddled and he hates just sitting around bc hes got so much restless energy so hes doing stuff RIGHT UP until harry is born which gives sirius and everyone else like. HEART ATTACKS. but when james is determined no one can stop him. so one day hes like :3 sirius do you want to go to diagon alley with me? i want to get some baby clothes :333 and sirius is like Uhhhhh,,,, (is looking at james who is literally 9 months pregnant, overdue by 2 weeks, can't get up the stairs by himself but pretends its not true, gets tired from standing after 2 minutes but pretends its not true and has to pee every 15 minutes). Do You... Think That's a Good Idea James? and james glares whilst. SOMEHOW smiling threateningly like 'sorry what was that? you weren't babying me there were you? im sure i misheard you right? you werent doing that right? :)' and sirius is like ....No. and james is like Great! so are you coming with me? ... :) or should i go by myself???? which i Can do, by the way! :) and sirius says very quickly no its okay! ill go with you! cue one very silly car ride because they cant apparate obviously where sirius is gripping the steering wheel for dear life while james chatters like nothings wrong EVEN THOUGH EVERYTHINGS WRONG EVERYTHING IS LITERALLY WRONG RN??? anyway so they make it to diagon alley and james?? waddles??? around looking into the shops like Hmm yes very interesting and sirius is just trailing behind him barely staving off a panic attack and its only when they get to the baby clothes shop and james holds up a onesie aggressively like 'dont you think this is cute?' in the tone of 'say this is cute, right NOW' and sirius nods warily that james suddenly makes a face and theres a HUGE stream of water coming out of him in the MIDDLE OF THIS SHOP??!?! LIKE HIS WATER BROKE??? and the shopkeepers too stunned to even like??????? comprehend what is happening rn??? and in this scenario bc i think it would be funny james would be a massive asshole right off the bat like hes making a fuss for No Reason like his water breaks and he just. yells. IM IN LABOUR???? and sirius is like Holy Shit um okay i guess we have to get you back in the car????!?!!! and so that day one very pregnant james potter can be seen screaming his head off through diagon alley whilst sirius black clutches his arm. hilariously because the universe somehow also does this. WALBURGA AND ORION HAPPEN TO BE IN DIAGON ALLEY THAT DAY!??!?!?? like if its not already bad enough for them that the heir of the house of black ran away and they had to disown him and then he knocked up a POTTER now potter is GOING INTO LABOUR IN PUBLIC?????? literally she almost dies on the spot. she strides up to james and sirius whilst james is leaning against a wall panting and taking a break and starts to say 'this is absolutely DISGRACEFUL, totally SHAMEFUL -' but before walburga can actually start ranting james just looks over at with a glare so powerful and so cold that even SHE falters a little and says 'excuse me. but me and my HUSBAND are going to go have a gorgeous baby. not that that has anything to do with you??? come on sirius' and sirius is. SO stunned. and proud. and thankful and um. honestly a little turned on but hes desperately trying to rein that in (is it morally wrong to want to bone your husband when hes in labour? thoughts for another day) anyway this is all to say sirius drives james back home with james shouting at him from the back YOU DID THIS TO ME!!! FUCK YOU!!!!!!! and other incoherent noises of extreme pain

LMAOOO this is peak drama and I’m living for it. I think you nailed their characterisation as well: James being a tiny bit oblivious towards the implications of his actions, Sirius keeping an eye on him at all times; James doing whatever he pleases and Sirius just going along with it. Going into labour in a public place is such a James thing to do. He loooves showing off and being the centre of attention so even during literal labour I doubt he would be too bothered by the staring and so on. The Walburga and Orion cameo is hilarious I think James would react exactly like you said. He’s shown having a strong sense of morality: in SWM he refuses to say the word mud blood, and he did save Snape albeit for undetermined reasons. He would just have to get the last word in with his husband’s shitty parents.

During labour as well I imagine he just starts screaming insults at Sirius like it’s going out of style. He’d say stuff like “I should’ve never let you cum inside fuck you and your pretty boy looks” and Sirius is like. Holding back his laughter and he kinda hates himself for it because his husbands going into labour, he needs to be serious! But James just keeps saying the most ridiculous things and he has to excuse himself for a second before he starts howling in laughter. I also think Sirius is the type to talk James through it if he was allowed in the room while James is giving birth. He would brush the hair away from his face and say “cmon, darling, almost there now. I can see the head coming through.”

[chaoticrobotics]

So, Monty what are some of the craziest hijinks you and moon gotten into? On a totally unrelated note, how close would you say you are to moon?

Monty: I thought I already answered that last part. Moon and I are really close, we're best friends! And for some of the crazier stuff we've done? Hmm...

Oh! I know! There was a huge storm like a year or two ago, it cut off the power to the WHOLE building! The recharge stations have emergency power, so they're not important, what IS important though is that the lights were off! Throughout the WHOLE building! For like 2 whole days! It was amazing! AND there were no security guards because none of them could reach the Pizzaplex in the storm!

Anyway, what ended up happening was that we had the bright idea to take apart one of the go-karts, and it wasn't easy let me tell you! We ended up breaking one... er, well, I ended up breaking one, so we went to another where Moon was in charge of taking it apart.

Well, we got a shopping cart and I put the little engine thingy inside and then Moon set up like a little rod to the wheels and connected the engine to it along with a remote control... uh remote. Heh, and then we tested it out and it WORKED! Like holy shit Moon is fucking smart to do that! I thought only Roxy knew about fixing cars and shit, but NO! Moon came in with that awesome brain of its! And a charged battery pack thing.

Okay, so, we know it works, but driving around a well-made and preserved race track is so fucking boring, so instead, we sneak it pass all the others and I carry it up to one of the upper floors. That thing was heavy let me tell you! Moon tried to use they wire but the power being out made it not work.

So, well now we are on the top floor just scooting around! I'm sitting in the basket with the engine to my back and Moon on my lap, he's steering and all that... And then we have a BRILLIANT idea!

Hehehe. I take the cart to the very top floor and we go into Mazercise! And, as you know, Mazersice has a lot of boards and junk like that. Well, me and Moon grab a TON of them and go to our one super long escalator! We uh... we no longer have that escalator because of this, BUT IT WAS COOL! So, we take those boards and start placing them on the stopped escalator, using random shit to keep them secure and not fall down, then we head back up once our ramp is ready!

By this point, the other's realize we are doing something AMAZING and gather to watch us. Freddy, being the party pooper he is, runs up a free escalator and tries to stop us once Moon and I are positioned at the top in our electric shopping cart! Freddy and Chica are yelling, Roxy is encouraging us, and Moon is telling Sun to calm down.

Well Moon hits the go button or whatever and we GO! I have NEVER gone that fast in all my years of operating! Even when me and Roxy go over the speed limit racing! I'm pretty sure Moon added some extra juice or took off ANY kind of limiter! That or the ramp helped! It was awesome!

Until we tipped over. Hehe, oh it was so fucking scary! Halfway down the boards moved or broke or SOMETHING and Moon and I just went FLYING! I wrapped myself around Moon and turned so that I took most of the damage, but thankfully we flew onto the second floor and not all the ways down to the first! I was dented some but otherwise fine. Moon didn't get hurt at all but was in a clear panic worried about me! It was nice to see hehehe. Heck, even some of Sun's rays were popping out a bit, but they were blue so it's not like he was trying to take control of the body or whatever, Moon was just popping the rays out from anxiety and fear.

The cart was wrecked, so was like half the boards and some of the glass walls on the escalator. Pretty sure one of the kiosks got fucking domed by the thing and was completely destroyed. Freddy and the others came to make sure we were okay and then Freddy made us clean all the shit up. Pretty sure Moon would have cleaned it anyway, but being TOLD to clean fucking sucked! I didn't want to because of that, but I wasn't gonna make Moon clean alone, because I knew he would. As bad as the Fazfuck's lecture can be, I can't BEGIN to imagine how bad it was for Moon being stuck listening to Sun for hours as we cleaned.

Well, heh, that was probably our craziest story with the two of us! It was so much fucking fun though! Roxy was PISSED once she realized that we fucked up her carts though. Also staff was not happy with us either. We WOULD have gotten away with saying someone broke in if it wasn't for Freddy and Sun telling the truth to staff. Buncha losers.

[thiswaycomessomethingwicked]

Your tags on the post with Theoden's speech at the Pelennor were very interesting - I learned something new :)

Can you imagine being one of the guys way off at the side or in the back, who can't hear a damn thing?

Guy 1: What's the King saying?

Guy 2: No idea. Something about spears and death.

Guy 1: *sighs* Great. Death again.

Guy 3: He says the world's ending.

Guy 1: *snorts, waves at Orc army* well, I think we knew that.

It would be like the 'blessed are the cheesemakers' scene in Monty Python and the Holy Grail.

hahaha yes! That's basically it.

So, my notes/tags are a bit of an oversimplication/misspeaking. Historically, speeches were given (probably. We're pretty sure they were, at least in late antiquity and medieival Europe, to paralell LOTR world), but they weren't what we think of when we think Pre-Battle Inspirational Make Your Hair Stand on End Speech Ooo Ra. That's Hollywood.

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Essentially, yeah, generals probably gave some form of a speech. Like, short of going back and filming good ole' Julius Caesar or and 15th century Italian mercenary captain before battle, we can't say for certain, but literature points it at least having been a thing. (And that's for Rome and societies heavily influenced by classical antiquity - it'd be different for other society. E.g., Boudica before battle - was she giving a speech? a poem? a song? nothing? Was Harold Godwinson following classical structure of a speech or did he do his own thing?)

Even if in books, poems and plays they dress it up a lot and make it fancy (we also know generals were criticized if a battle was lost and they didn't given some sort of remarks ahead of it).

But when we think of speeches, we think of Theoden's speech before Pelennore, we think of Aragorn's speech before the Black Gates - those kind of perfomative, eloquent, well planned speeches? That's hollywood (or, rather, hollywood riffing on the nice refined version of events that get put into histories and poems).

Because the purpose is different.

Historically, generals needed to provide their men emotional momentum to carry them through the inevitable moment battle commences and fear comes for them as a tsunami.

The classical pre-battle speech tended to follow a specific formula (and it would have been short and repeated multiple times as the general rode up and down the line).

In terms of speech structure, there were four parts:

intro/opening which included talking about the bravery of the soldiers and past feats

description of the enemy and future dangers they're going to face

what they get if they win/what they'll lose if they're defeated

some emotional wrap

The order might move around and certain things might be emphasized over others, but that's the gist.

The really key, core parts of this structure - the ones that are never left out - are the reminders of past feats and description of the horror and fearsomeness of the enemy.

This is because, as a general, it behoves you to acknowledge your soldiers' fear. They're going to feel terror no matter what! You might call them lions, tell them they're invincible and fearsome warriers, but none of them feel that. Not when enemy fire begins and their friends start dying around them.

What is important is to acknowledge that fear and then balance it against reminders of past victories (we've done this before!) and reminders of why they're fighting (to keep our families safe! to liberate ourselves/these other people! etc).

Whereas in Hollywood, the point of the pre-battle speech is to convey information to the audience.

So, Saruman is saying "A new power is rising; its victory is at hand! This night, the land will be stained with the blood of Rohan! March to Helm’s Deep! Leave none alive! To War!"

This is a shit pre-war speech. This is useless. It's not going to help the very (very) green army he has feel brave and fearless and carry them through the difficulty of the battle to come. (And the Uruk Hai do know fear! They know pain! They did, at least, get to taste manfelsh. Saruman didn't breed a some super-fearless army. We know they feel all the same things humans feel.)

However! What this speech does do is tell us, the audience, what is at stake for Rohan and our plucky heros.

So - inaccurate and shit pre-battle speech, but useful narrative/exposition dropping for the audience.

Now, Aragorn's speech before the Black Gates is a little better in terms of aligning with the true purpose of a battle speech:

Sons of Gondor! Of Rohan! My brothers.

I see in your eyes the same fear that would take the heart of me. A day may come when the courage of Men fails, when we forsake our friends and break all bonds of fellowship, but it is not this day.

An hour of wolves and shattered shields when the Age of Men comes crashing down, but it is not this day!

This day we fight! By all that you hold dear on this good earth, I bid you stand, Men of the West!

He acknowledges the fear the men are feeling, very important.

But there's no calling back to past victories (many of which are recent! We just won Pelennore! Helm's Deep! And in the past we defeated Sauron! We can do this again!) nor does he remind them what they're fighting for (Sauron will kill you and your families; he will ruin the land; he will enslave people etc. There's a lot to be fighting for here).

And unlike Saruman's speech, it's not serving a strong secondary purpose of delivering key information to the audience by showing the stakes that are at hand. In this scene, we know the stakes! So we could have Aragorn give a more traditional speech (and it would fit within the world, it wouldn't be out of place).

Arise, arise, riders of Théoden! Spears shall be shaken, shields shall be splintered! A sword day, a red day, ere the sun rises! Ride now! Ride now! Ride! Ride for ruin and the world’s ending! Death! Death! Death! Forth Èorlingas!

This is definitly one of the most powerful scenes in the movie - I think most people agree it gives chills and Bernard Hill went hard - but as an actual pre-battle speech? It's terrible. On so many levels.

Tolkien doesn't give people pre-battle speeches in LOTR. There are poems, especially for the Rohirrim, that sit in place before battle - but it's a little ways before battle. It's not the speech given two seconds before you ride.

These poems serve as pre-battle speeches and provide leaders, particularly Theoden and Eomer, the opportunity to perform their leadership/kingship.

I really like how Brett Deveraux describes leadership performance (emphasis included in original):

Soldiers going into battle often look to their leaders to perform leadership. After all, the infantryman on the line has little sense if the battleplan is good or not (this is not a Total War game – he cannot view his line from above and get a true sense of the field; on the ground, what he can see is very limited), but he’s likely to be reassured if his leaders look like how he imagines good leadership to look. Enacting that sort of leadership can be very culturally contingent and seem quite random to us looking from a distance – an American general who slaughtered a goat in front of his army before battle would not reassure his men; a Greek general who failed to do so might well panic them. It’s reasonable to suppose then that composing these short poems ‘on the fly’ (or having them prepared) may well be part of the Rohirrim’s expectations for what good kingship, generalship and general martial excellence look like, in which case, seeing their king performing that role with excellence could be confidence building – “I may not understand the plan, but we have a good general and thus a good plan.”

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As for how the general's speeches were relayed to those beyond the first line or two - it would have been done pretty much as you have it described.

We see this in medieval and early modern religious spaces. Traveling, charismatic preachers weren't uncommon and when they arrived in a town or city to speak people flocked. Mostly for the novelty (thank god we don't have to hear padre pietro do the sermon this Sunday) but at times these preachers provided a different depth or engagement with their faith and theology than the typicla local priest had on offer. So newness, yes, but sometimes it also enabled greater depth. Not to mention news was sometimes shared from other towns and cities.

Savonarola wasn't a travelling preacher, in the way some of the friars were at the time, but he was charismatic and whenever he gave mass the duomo couldn't fit everyone in attendance and it spilled out into the piazza (so like from the chrurch doors to the bapistry was just shoulder to shoulder people). And yeah! Nicollo up near the front who can hear Savonarola (and that man was a strong orator, you could hear him for miles), would pass it back to Girolamo who passes it on to Maria to tells Franchesca who turns around to Pietro who gives it to Zuanne etc. etc.

In later years, such speakers would sometimes have their sermons printed so they could be read later on, in case you didn't hear them or get a good spot. It was also a means a course correct what Monty Python pokes fun at (Nicolo: pretty sure friar Savonarola said visit your mistress. Marco: That's you wishing, Nicolo, he said visit not your mistress. Also go to mass more you tiny wee heathen)

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So yeah, there's a bit of a rundown of pre-battle speeches. In a very high level, not at all nuanced fashion that misses a lot of details. It's an interesting part of performing leadership! History of oration is super facinating and worth looking into, if it's of interest to people.

[mr-morbidd]

im gonna ramble for a second.

so im not much into fnaf personally, but sundrop has me by the throat so viciously that im basically an ragdoll in his hand, which is a good thing! to me! specifically my version of sundrop has me so strong.

i love love LOVE, all interpitations of any character, but the interpretations i love the most (and the one i use) is that sundrop is just unhinged, all the time, brain constently on fire, he has to be doing something or he shortcurcites, is so funny to me and dangerously appealing to my just as on fire brain.

this is what sundrop, lovenly named sundroid, looks like to me.

like for me to enjoy sundrop is if instead of the idea that hes this some cute guy who works with kids happily, hes just an lawsuit away from being banned from working with kids.

hes an clutz, hes very mischivous, and all in all, he loves to have fun, wether or not this involves bodily injury is for him to find out after doing whatever hes doing. he acts first before thinking and dosent take other not enjoying his antics too lightly, hes eratic and does whatever he thinks is funny, and if that thing mmakes others laugh it gives him motivation to keep doing thoes things.

of course when the event of security breach happen, i think out of all of them, he was the most aware that, Holy shit, something is wrong outside his castle of toys and fun and joy.

so during the day, hes very much noticably trying to keep kids in his area because asmuch as he enjoys doing what he does, his intention is to have fun, not for people to get hurt, and when he realizes his night mode is going batshit? well hes becomes just as batshit in the otherway.

constently trying to keep the lights on, keeping kids together and perocupide, dont worry about timmys broken arm because of monty holding it too tightly, lets play with glitterglue and foam blocks, dont worry about thoes screams you hear, we can watch your favriote movie!

basically, i dont want hot sundrop, lovely playing with kids, i want the sundrop that just did cocaine and 5 drops of exascy(i cant spell,) in his mid 30s who never left his punk phase, and is now eratiacly trying to distract someone with an goddam finger worm after they just watched thier best freind fail to exscape montys jaw.

[tachvintlogic]

The Lightning Conductor 12/15 entry commentary

In which Jack's deception is discovered!

Oh no! Oh yes!

FROM JACK WINSTON TO LORD LANE Pau, December 15. Dear Safety Valve,

Safety valve, that's one hell of a nickname.

I am thinking in Pau that it never rains but it pours young men - Miss Randolph's young men. We've got another one now, in his way as objectionable as the first

Oh no Jack doesn't realize that Jimmy knows Lord Lane. This is going to be fun.

Between two evils I chose the less, and put my name down as "J. Winston," hoping that if anyone knew me they wouldn't know Miss Randolph, or vice versâ.

Ha ha ha ha ha!

[Image Description: an image of an old woman with gray hair with subtitles that read "Honey, you've got a big storm comin'." End Description]

In an evil moment a golf rage overpowered me, and I yielded, seeing no special reason why I shouldn't. The Pau links are the best on the Continent, and I had retained my membership of the club from last year, when I was here with my mother, so that was all right. I nicked into a cab and told the man to drive to the golf club.

Let me guess, Molly is going to be there with Jimmy. Jack, you realize that all that needs to happen is that someone who knows who you are is in the same room as Molly for this to all fall apart? I guess he doesn't. I didn't even specify where Molly was going to be the whole day, so for all I know, he has no idea.

the other man, deeply impressed, inquired [...] whether his magnificent acquaintance was at present travelling on the famous Panhard, and had it with him. "No," was the answer; "fact is I got a bit tired of keeping the road, and lent my car to my old friend Montie - Lord Lane, don't you know, who's running it about the Riviera now."

So this is interesting, this guy who is "a curious combination of Sherlock Holmes and Little Lord Fauntleroy" lent Montie/Lord Lane his car, who apparently doesn't actually know how to drive as far as Jack knows.

"I am going on to Nice myself in a day or two, with some ladies, on their motor-car," said he. "Very good car, I believe; one of the ladies very handsome. She has a chauffeur, of course, but I shall drive and let him do the dirty work. [...] I lay low, like Brer Rabbit, but my ears were burning.

Jack just be happy that you don't know this guy so your ruse isn't up quite yet.

He advanced towards me, somewhat to my surprise, and hailed me from afar, seeing, I suppose, that I was inclined to move on. "I say, sir," he began, "if you want a game, will you take me on?

Oh no. The steward knows who Jack and this guy, Jimmy Payne, is. He's going to get Jack's real name and then Jack is screwed. I know the ruse will be up by the end, but it's exciting to see how it will.

"B-ah Jove!" he ejaculated. And then, "'Pon my word, what damned impertinence!" He stood glaring at me through that eyeglass with such an "I am the Duke of Omnium, who the devil are you?" sort of expression that I thought he must be mad, and I stared also, in amazed silence.

Ah that's what does it. He recognizes Jack as the chauffeur.

Holy shit Jack is lying his ass off using his knowledge of Lord Lane to keep this guy quiet. I'm guessing he is the Duke of Burford, otherwise he wouldn't be able to catch this guy in a lie.

"I know him very well. He can do a good many things, can Lord Lane, but he can't drive a motor-car."

So that was also part of the lie.

"You're a regular blackmailer," gasped Payne. "Not at all," said I. "I suggest a bargain, but I don't want money. All I want is not to lose my job. Don't you give me away, and I won't give you away. Do you agree to that compromise and no more said?"

This is not going to work for long. And honestly, Payne should expose him for lying. He offered to chauffeur Molly and Aunt Mary plus drive them around in Molly's and then his own car under false pretenses.

We had been holding each other by the eye, but suddenly his wandered, assisted by the monocle. So odd an expression sat on his face that I followed his straying glance, and saw what he saw - Miss Randolph!

:O

Without a second's hesitation I gripped Payne by the arm and dragged him across the lawn, using him as a screen.

Close save there!

I wonder what I should have done in the unlikely event that she took me at my word? Picture my feelings, bereft of my Goddess, bereft of my Napier at one and the same time, constrained to resignation, while a confounded impostor drove off with both from under my very nose!

Yeah even tho Payne is coming with, Jack ain't Molly with his car, even if she doesn't know it's his car.

So his ruse isn't completely up. It was only partially discovered.

[sholangagaga]

How would your AU glamrocks react to their original selves or their animatronic selves? Also if they had phones what would their texting styles be like? I think one of them would constantly be on caps-lock

Oooh, an interesting ask! Great idea anon!

Everything will be under the cut!

Freddy

Reaction to Past self (in AU): He thinks of the older Fredbear/Freddy Fazbear as sort of a father/grandfather model? He respects them for the groundwork they laid out!

Reaction to Animatronic: He'd be amazed at how technologically advanced they are! "How in the world do they fit so much in these strange creatures??" "A built in lighter! A safety hazard, but interesting!!"

Texting style: all caps, misuses emojis and texting acronyms

"GREGORY, IT APPEARS THAT MONTY HAS BROKEN HIS LEGS. LOL"

Bonnie

-He's sort of indifferent to them. Like a child who has long since left the nest and doesn't talk to their parents anymore

-He would be OFFENDED at how ugly most of them are. The Toy Bonnie is on thin ice

- Texts in full sentences, proper grammar and spelling. Rarely uses emojis but will throw in a lol or an lmao every so often

Chica

-She loves them a lot! Chica is probably the only one who feels close to her past selves because she's the one who probably changed the LEAST over the years.

-She thinks they're all super cute!!

-Total teenage girl, types in LEET and so much text speech that sometimes its indecipherable. probably says LOL and TTYL in real life

Foxy

-He's indifferent to them, like Bonnie is

-"What the actual fuck yall put these with kids??" type beat

-Types like a person from the UK, says colour and favourite and ends every text with x no matter who he's texting

Roxanne

-Technically Foxy is her past self, and shes got a love/hate relationship with him

-She'd be in love, her narcissism would pop off

-Same as Chica, just a bit easier to understand

Monty

-N/A since he doesnt have a past self

-"Oh, okay, so I see why the kids would be scared. That's fair"

-He types very minimalistic, less than 6 words a text and no grammar or punctuation. lots of surfer slang, oddly enough

Sundrop/Moondrop

-N/A

-Sun would think they're neat! But would be horrified that they're the same person. Moon would like that because "at least this one gets a break from you"

-Sun types normally, but uses ALOT of emojis and exclamation marks. Moon also types normally, but in all lower case and lots of ellipses

DJ Music Man

-I guess you could say the Music Men from before are his past selves? He doesn't know of them at all, but likes to joke about them being called "Mr." because they're his Father

-"Rock ON funky bro, holy shit!"

-Types like Monty, but with more rocker slang