So, Monty what are some of the craziest hijinks you and moon gotten into? On a totally unrelated note, how close would you say you are to moon?
Monty: I thought I already answered that last part. Moon and I are really close, we're best friends! And for some of the crazier stuff we've done? Hmm...
Oh! I know! There was a huge storm like a year or two ago, it cut off the power to the WHOLE building! The recharge stations have emergency power, so they're not important, what IS important though is that the lights were off! Throughout the WHOLE building! For like 2 whole days! It was amazing! AND there were no security guards because none of them could reach the Pizzaplex in the storm!
Anyway, what ended up happening was that we had the bright idea to take apart one of the go-karts, and it wasn't easy let me tell you! We ended up breaking one... er, well, I ended up breaking one, so we went to another where Moon was in charge of taking it apart.
Well, we got a shopping cart and I put the little engine thingy inside and then Moon set up like a little rod to the wheels and connected the engine to it along with a remote control... uh remote. Heh, and then we tested it out and it WORKED! Like holy shit Moon is fucking smart to do that! I thought only Roxy knew about fixing cars and shit, but NO! Moon came in with that awesome brain of its! And a charged battery pack thing.
Okay, so, we know it works, but driving around a well-made and preserved race track is so fucking boring, so instead, we sneak it pass all the others and I carry it up to one of the upper floors. That thing was heavy let me tell you! Moon tried to use they wire but the power being out made it not work.
So, well now we are on the top floor just scooting around! I'm sitting in the basket with the engine to my back and Moon on my lap, he's steering and all that... And then we have a BRILLIANT idea!
Hehehe. I take the cart to the very top floor and we go into Mazercise! And, as you know, Mazersice has a lot of boards and junk like that. Well, me and Moon grab a TON of them and go to our one super long escalator! We uh... we no longer have that escalator because of this, BUT IT WAS COOL! So, we take those boards and start placing them on the stopped escalator, using random shit to keep them secure and not fall down, then we head back up once our ramp is ready!
By this point, the other's realize we are doing something AMAZING and gather to watch us. Freddy, being the party pooper he is, runs up a free escalator and tries to stop us once Moon and I are positioned at the top in our electric shopping cart! Freddy and Chica are yelling, Roxy is encouraging us, and Moon is telling Sun to calm down.
Well Moon hits the go button or whatever and we GO! I have NEVER gone that fast in all my years of operating! Even when me and Roxy go over the speed limit racing! I'm pretty sure Moon added some extra juice or took off ANY kind of limiter! That or the ramp helped! It was awesome!
Until we tipped over. Hehe, oh it was so fucking scary! Halfway down the boards moved or broke or SOMETHING and Moon and I just went FLYING! I wrapped myself around Moon and turned so that I took most of the damage, but thankfully we flew onto the second floor and not all the ways down to the first! I was dented some but otherwise fine. Moon didn't get hurt at all but was in a clear panic worried about me! It was nice to see hehehe. Heck, even some of Sun's rays were popping out a bit, but they were blue so it's not like he was trying to take control of the body or whatever, Moon was just popping the rays out from anxiety and fear.
The cart was wrecked, so was like half the boards and some of the glass walls on the escalator. Pretty sure one of the kiosks got fucking domed by the thing and was completely destroyed. Freddy and the others came to make sure we were okay and then Freddy made us clean all the shit up. Pretty sure Moon would have cleaned it anyway, but being TOLD to clean fucking sucked! I didn't want to because of that, but I wasn't gonna make Moon clean alone, because I knew he would. As bad as the Fazfuck's lecture can be, I can't BEGIN to imagine how bad it was for Moon being stuck listening to Sun for hours as we cleaned.
Well, heh, that was probably our craziest story with the two of us! It was so much fucking fun though! Roxy was PISSED once she realized that we fucked up her carts though. Also staff was not happy with us either. We WOULD have gotten away with saying someone broke in if it wasn't for Freddy and Sun telling the truth to staff. Buncha losers.
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just saw someone call barbie movie an independent film. and. girls. what are we doing here. a $100mil movie, from warner brothers, about one of the most famous toys in the world, produced by the makers of that toy, is not an independent film. come on. you can be excited for it without treating it like some low budget arthouse underdog.
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