#more expensive eggs

[eideard]

Aesop updated

Capitalism’s Fables…

[3-aem]

my toxic trait is picking up random hobbies on a whim like today i went shopping for a cardigan but found No cardigan i liked and so i naturally decided that i can just knit one even tho the only thing i have ever knit was a 8” by 3” rectangle in 5th grade that just looked so pathetic-

[atopvisenyashill]

on reflection the fact that we didn’t see laena claim vhagar, and now didn’t see the moment addam got on seasmoke either? kinda annoying me

[red-dyed-sarumane]

i need people to start paying me for every time they tell me "oh but ur arts so good ur wasting ur talent u need to do it professionally" wrong i need to do art to draw beautiful characters that not a single other person cares about while feeding every ounce of love i have into my work or to convey thoughts & feelings beyond words and to even think of doing otherwise is to deny my own nature "oh but u can do what u want and then sell it" why is everything about money to you why cant u just enjoy things at what point in ur life did u forget how to have fun

[fishing-lesbian-catgirl]

I wish we lived in a world where I didn’t have to factor in things like “will this actually make enough money to pay off its own degree and live comfortably in this increasingly expensive world” when making my career choices because I think I would’ve really enjoyed devoting my life to studying entomology or icthyology or something instead of picking a practical but kinda bland field of engineering

[13eyond13]

doing this amazing new thing called eating well EVERY DAY and drinking enough water EVERY DAY and trying to get a bit of a healthy walk in EVERY DAY and sleeping at least 7 hours EVERY DAY... and then looking at my Fitbit stats like a nerd to see what happens EVERY DAY... will let you know if anything interesting does happen

[xserpx]

Parking is now £1.90 for an hour. Last time I went it was £1.20, up from £1.10 the year before. Meanwhile the town 20 mins away with decent shops has free parking. Grumble grumble.

[eldritch-spouse]

Egg prices are so high where I am that I’m thinking about just eating Breg’s eggs. 😭

[Allow me to retcon something about breeder eggs, I should have fixed it sooner. 🤔 You're right though, inflation will affect us all common mortals.]

You're likely to not know Breg's species can be oviparous until much later on, or unless he mentions something related to it.

See, the eggs are mostly only ever utilized when breeders mate with each other, or a monster species which is also oviparous. These monsters function in odd, odd ways which science honestly struggles to comprehend. Their bodies can tell when it'll be supposedly necessary to generate/accept eggs and modify accordingly. Meaning, when he's with you, Breg won't start that process, because his body can tell (through some sort of signal) that's not how you reproduce.

What ends up happening rarely is that, during heats, which have been exacerbated due to the treatment and modifications done to these poor monsters, they'll sometimes cross wires and start egg production anyway. These eggs are the same ones utilized for breeder/breeder couplings, meaning you're not about to be a parent even if Breg manages to stuff a good number of them inside you. (The size of them is roughly a slightly larger chicken egg at first, but if accepted properly by another breeder, they do grow a good bit.)

Breg has no attachment to his eggs outside of heat, mostly because he recognizes they're pointless, so you can definitely eat them if you'd like, once they're out of you. He enjoys watching you do so, but it's not a sexual thing. The type of coloration is similar to ameraucana eggs, and the yolk is a light greenish tint. The taste doesn't differ all that much from a regular chicken egg, but it does vary with his diet.

[tetedurfarm]

went out yesterday to feed birds and found my old buckeye hen dead. she had gotten a toe caught in some wire on the bottom of their nestbox shelf and ended up dangling, probably all night or at least the whole morning before i went out there. poor girl. that flock is getting slowly smaller and smaller and it makes me sadder and sadder that my old incubator ruined all those beautiful eggs i bought from california. i didn't hatch hardly any chicks this year and i don't think i kept any either, but i really should sit down and find good breeders next year so i can repop my chickens :(

[unsuspectingfish]

I need us to bring back regular old veggie burgers and bean burgers. I’m looking at menus for the places I know my brother will want to go eat this weekend, and it’s all Impossible or Beyond, including one place where I used to be able to get the best black bean burger. It’s also all more expensive.

I guess the one saving grace is this place has a really good non-dairy shake, so I can just have fries and a shake.

[watery-melon-baller]

bruhhh holy shit I hate buying textbooks so much my college has fuckin figured out people pirate textbooks so now instead of just a textbook it's a textbook AND the course itself. so you have to submit all ur assignments through a different website instead of the school's actual website so if you don't spend 100-200$ on their dumbass textbook you literally can't even do the fucking course <3

[ratatatastic]

for everytime swaggy uses we are the champions in any post i think we need to shoot him with a paintball gun in the back

[homeofhousechickens]

Zinger is NOT infertile I candled some eggs the broodies were on and there is definitely some zingerlings in there. Also Oreo is definitely fertile as well all of her Itty bitty eggs have development unfortunately I don't like to hatch from hens under a year old or from small pullet eggs so they got tossed.

[onehandshort]

Shrampside-down

[justmewondering56]

[quitetheketch-moved]

Hey so groceries ran out a few days before grocery money came in and we could use a small order tomorrow of essentials like sugar, eggs, peanut butter etc etc if anyone can and wants to help we'd really appreciate it

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