As much as the Inspector puts his/her ego on display,
the Sergeant goes out of his/her way to put him to shame by overexerting his/her own ego, going so far as to claim to have conquered the cosmos more than twice.
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anne carson: simple moving poem about awkward dinners with not-quite-friends and the ennui that comes with realizing this mundane unhappiness is all adult life is sometimes
insane people on twitter: has she ever tried being happy? i like going to dinner with friends, what’s wrong with her? she can afford to go out to dinner, she shouldn’t complain. just be a cooler hang, skill issue. this isn’t my exact experience (i like my friends) therefore this poem is bad and unrelatable and pretentious. she can’t debone a fish? loser.
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one more sudoku will fix me im so sure
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Annabeth: if I had nickel for every time a child of the Big 3 tried to sacrifice themselves in front of me, I’d have 3 nickels
Annabeth: which isn’t a lot, but they need to stop fucking doing that.
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"am I falling in love with this person" my brother in christ you're just not used to having friends you genuinely like.
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"Lloyd is such a sad little wet cat in the movie!!"
Duh, where do you think he got it from?
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