"NO WORRY, MORTON IS NOT DUMB, MORTON KNOWS THAT BITCOINS ARE SCAM AND NOT GONNA BUY THESE"
So a friend of mine pointed out that Morton's peculiar ✨summer outfit✨ made him look like a businessman ready to invest in the stock market and now I cannot unsee it. You're welcome.
☀️ The Summertime Serie it's just begun ☀️
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I've only read a few Discworld books so far but I'm obsessed with the way Terry Pratchett writes love interests. He will create the most insane protagonist and then introduce a woman who immediately has them Daffy duck explosion beak spinning around
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I ended up using three generous tablespoons of curry paste. The dish turned out very flavorful and delicious, but a little bit too spicy for me. But that’s what rice is for lol. I suspect I’ll make this pretty frequently, and next time I’ll do a more strict three tablespoons and I think it’ll be perfect. I’m so excited by how flavorful this is! I think the lesson I learned is that Thai kitchen brand curry paste just isn’t that good lol. I think using maesri this time really helped.
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Vere would take MC for shopping and he would buy really expensive clothes & jewellery for both of them, then tell the shopkeepers to send the bill to Senobium Headquarters
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what on earth is a chai sutta 😳 is the cigarette chai flavoured? or do you like… smoke while drinking chai? 😂
lmfaoo it's not chai flavoured :'D chai sutta is literally having doodh waali chai with your sutta :> it's a different kind of addiction lol
me and my friends are broke af and very low maintenance (not being humble, just being realistic lol), we can literally sit in a public square in the scorching heat just to smoke while drinking chai
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Work is flying me to Boston so we can have an employee dinner. I'm thinking of just... not telling my family. I'm not even sure why, I don't think they'd try and come to see me. I guess I just want to microdose on being totally free of them. Not having to tell them anything, not having to think about them, not having them know what I'm up to.
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