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nmzuka · 9 days ago
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Drew these losers for the first time this year hhhh
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grevillebells · 4 months ago
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idk and idc if the real john elliot tonkin was jewish but john from the show a) explicitly mentions he is circumcised unlike many of his fellow soldiers [SPOILERS] b) can speak german?? (or at least, has heard enough german/yiddish in his life to puzzle it out) and c) gets a reputation for being a complainer but walks across half of italy with little fuss when push comes to shove. i’m claiming him for the diaspora, i’ve connected the dots
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angelhummel · 2 years ago
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there were too many awful suggestions to include them all but it's done!!! terrible job everyone <3
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cowpokezuko · 5 months ago
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My solution for the Armie Hammer shaped issue with making another Man From UNCLE movie is simply to recast Illya and Napoleon with two women.
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moyni-handling-evidence · 18 days ago
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Wow
That sure was one of the cases of all time
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morethanonepage · 2 months ago
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INSANE to me people are acting like that's a legit judgment on quality & not on the fact that people are review bombing bc rachel zegler is pro-palestine & dared to express an anti disney princess opinion from one side or bc gal gadot is israeli from the other.
plus the general anti woke sentiments bc they dared to cast a non-white (& yet still very light skinned) woman as snow white
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yourockthebeatofmyheart · 3 months ago
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I didn't realize reposted tweets were a bigger threat to this website than literal p*rnography.
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violinist-rachel · 2 years ago
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This may sound rude, but why do you dress so formally? I like the style but it’s rather unusable considering how people usually dress. I like it though, it’s nice. That’s all.
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"Oh... I was aiming for a business-casual look, since that's the accepted dress code for most of the places I work at, but perhaps I'm leaning too strongly towards the 'business' side."
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cantsayidont · 8 months ago
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YOU ME HER (2016–2020): Awkward but mostly endearing romantic comedy, created by John Scott Shepherd, about married Portland suburbanites Jack (Greg Poehler) and Emma (Rachel Blanchard), who are both pushing 40, trying to form a polyamorous throuple with their pansexual 20something grad student girlfriend Izzy (Prisclla Faia), whom they meet when she's working as an escort.
The first season, which is essentially all setup, is clunky and none too credible, with entirely too much self-conscious tittering, but things improve as the series begins to engage with the various complications of the characters' relationship rather than just trying to rationalize its existence. Izzy is sometimes too much of a Manic Pixie Dream Girl, and she's frequently only allowed to be messy in palatable ways, but her anxieties about the precariousness of her position are sympathetically handled, with amusing moral support from her scene-stealingly bitchy bestie Nina (Melanie Papalia), who derisively refers to Jack and Emma as "the Griswolds." Emma's snowballing midlife crisis is treated with some sensitivity, but Jack never really acquires a personality beyond Dorky Sitcom Husband, and by the fifth and final season, there's a mounting sense that Izzy has outgrown them both.
Ultimately, the show's biggest weakness is that both the narrative and Jack and Emma remain fixated on the idea that their blindingly white, objectively soul-crushing vision of suburban married life can somehow be adapted for LGBT and poly relationships with just a few nips and tucks, even though the story demonstrates over and over again that that will never work for Izzy unless she's willing to surrender her autonomy and individuality in the process. (At one point, they get fined by the homeowners' association because Izzy paints the front door a non-approved color!) While the finale concludes on an optimistic note, there's no reason to believe that Jack and Emma's cycle of impulsive rebellion and panicked retrenchment won't continue indefinitely because neither they nor the show's writers are willing to stretch far enough to contemplate different models of what family or committed relationships can mean beyond just a nuclear family with an extra cohabitating adult. CONTAINS LESBIANS? Yes, although the show's gay characters tend to be portrayed as mega-assholes. VERDICT: Doesn't always ring true, especially in the early episodes, but a surprisingly sincere effort was made, even if its conceptual limitations are sometimes very frustrating.
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marc--chilton · 9 months ago
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AO3 down again within 24 hours so I’m also asking you mgv stuff to quell my fandom hunger…
What’s Giselle’s teen fate? Is she still super clingy to her parents, or is she ‘misunderstood!’ and going thru it? Does she have any childhood friends (maybe Chase and Cameron’s?)
good question.... honestly she has a great relationship with her parents so she rarely ever even feels super embarrassed by them, and if anyone calls her mom and abba weird, she calls their parents boring (she carries house's philosophy of "if it's boring i'm not wasting my time on it" so this is a huge insult in her book)
she's also not very good at making friends but that's okay because being alone suits her just fine no matter how much wilson encourages her. though she does manage to find a scattering of other outliers of the high school social hierarchy to sit with at lunch, she hesitates on calling them 'friends' -- they do consider her to be theirs, though, so??? at the very least she does warm up to them when she isn't turned away for sneaking a mantis in a jar-terrarium into the school though.
her first job is as a pizza delivery girl btw. they let her take food home sometimes so on those days house and wilson will come home to giselle already plowing through cheesy breadsticks and wings like "oh hey. i have dinner" that leads to her getting swamped with exaggerated affection from house ("i always knew there'd be come good coming out of having you!!!" followed by an annoyed yet fond eyeroll from wilson) and then having the breadstick in her hand stolen while she's distracted
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tothestarsinvelaris · 11 months ago
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YOU GUYS!!!!!
She was the big spoon and wrapped her arms around him and held him close to her chest while they slept 😭❤️
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waywardworldhopper · 7 months ago
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I... don't know how I feel about this statement. I mean, the statement itself is well written, and I like how they gently go "hey if you want to do activism there are better options than harassing some internet comedians."
But just... validating the complaints with this kind of response seems dangerous, especially given Dropout clearly recognizes they're tenuous at best. Like, I'm all for them taking an explicit stance on Palestinian liberation and directing fans to charities, but it feels like giving these accusations the time of day is encouraging more harassment.
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🍉🍉🍉
Additional resources to support the people of Palestine:
Demand a Ceasefire in Gaza
Palestine Children’s Relief Fund
UNRWA
UNICEF
Gaza eSims
#like with rachel ok there is a case to be made because from what i've seen of her views yeah she is pro-israel and it makes me sad#but also she wasn't like? advocating it on the show?#do they need to scour every guest's social media before inviting them? or just jews? because spoilers THE LATTER IS ANTISEMITISM#i'm all for criticizing people who hold shitty views but ostracizing them from everything will only drive them to reactionary rabbitholes#and anyway it seems like the main thing was about noah which from what i can tell at least was barely anything and nothing current#like best case scenario this was keyboard warriors playing purity politics but i strongly suspect it's mostly just antisemitism#y'all need to fucking understand that like. there is a VAST reckoning happening in american judaism rn#and that a lot of if not most american jews grew up in a culture that implicitly supports israel#in the same way that usamericans are raised in a culture that implicitly supports the us#idk if you got mad at noah saying he was proud of his grandfather and making uninformed statements during the immediate aftermath of oct 7#you better also be having that same energy for anyone who has ever celebrated july 4 in their life or who was scared after 9/11#because it's the same fucking shit. different countries same shit#anyway i don't actually disagree with dropout's statement at all and especially the part about letting ppl learn and grow#i'm just unhappy they felt the need to make it and i'm scared it's going to embolden antisemites in the fandom#anyway i'm going back to my cave where i don't talk about palestine on the internet again now because there is no fucking nuance#ps if you use the word “zios” in my notes i'll block you
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thebuttsmcgee · 1 year ago
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I'm going to be so honest guys, every part that just shows the whipple family, I can honestly not care for at all
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vamptastic · 1 year ago
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Need to train Magnolia to do what that Japanese cook YouTuber does with his cats and have her just sit and patiently wait for a piece of food while I cook. She gives up and does that eventually but there is an initial stage where she jumps on the counter with her unhygienic paws and tries to shove her head into the ingredients I'm cutting or just starts trying to drag away pieces of my lunch. It would also be cool if I could teach her to ride in a bicycle basket like that guy...
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mcrdvcks · 29 days ago
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summary: After seeing Scott and Jean's newborn, Logan gets baby fever. word count: 6.6k+ pairing: Logan Howlett x fem!reader notes: here was the request that inspired this! i will say, anon who requested this, it got a little out of hand, lol. so enjoy 2 smut scenes. this is set in the same world as Deck The Halls and i just need this love spiral but you don't have to read those to understand this! (title is a song by cigarettes after sex) warnings/tags: reader and logan have a bio kid, laura, fluff, talks of having a baby, smut, oral (f!receiving), unprotected piv, creampie, breeding kink, fingering, cum play (?)
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The four of you were visiting the X-Mansion to see the new addition to the family, Rachel Summers.
Laura and Sierra had already dashed off to the backyard with some of the other kids, leaving you and Logan alone with Jean and Scott.
"Here," Jean said, carefully transferring Rachel into your arms. "She's fed, changed, and hopefully about to nap."
You grinned, gently settling Rachel against your shoulder. "I've got her. Go take a break."
Jean let out a relieved sigh. "You’re amazing, Y/N. I haven’t had an hour to myself in days."
Scott chuckled softly. "More like weeks."
Jean lightly elbowed him. "Be quiet."
"Go," you insisted softly, waving her away. "We’ve got this."
Jean nodded gratefully, already backing out of the room. "Thank you."
Scott followed behind her, offering Logan a quick grin. "Don’t let the girls destroy the place, please."
"No promises," Logan said dryly.
As they left, you gently rocked Rachel, smiling down at her. "Hey, pretty girl. You gonna sleep for your Auntie Y/N?"
Logan watched from a few feet away, hands tucked casually in his pockets, his eyes fixed on you and Rachel. "Looks good on you."
You glanced up, raising a brow. "What?"
He tilted his head toward Rachel. "That. Babies. Always did."
You laughed softly, moving slowly back and forth. "Yeah, well, I’m just glad ours are finally sleeping through the night."
He snorted. "Mostly."
"Mostly," you agreed.
He stepped closer, leaning against the table next to you. Rachel’s tiny fingers curled sleepily against your shoulder, eyes blinking drowsily before finally shutting. Logan’s eyes softened just slightly.
"I forgot how small they are at this stage," he murmured quietly.
"Yeah," you sighed, gently smoothing Rachel's hair. "Time goes by fast."
Logan watched the baby settle peacefully in your arms, his eyes thoughtful. "Laura and Sierra used to do that too."
"What, sleep?"
He smiled faintly. "Be quiet for longer than five minutes."
You grinned, keeping your voice low. "They're not that bad."
"Not that bad," he repeated dryly. "Laura's probably climbing a tree right now, and Sierra’s probably giving her ideas."
"True," you conceded with a chuckle.
Logan’s gaze drifted again to Rachel’s peaceful little face, the faint rise and fall of her chest. A tiny pang of something tugged deep in his chest, something he wouldn’t dare admit out loud.
"You want to hold her?" you offered gently, sensing his quiet contemplation.
He hesitated a moment, then shook his head. "Nah. Looks like she's comfy with you."
You smiled softly, carefully swaying back and forth. "Suit yourself."
Logan shifted, still watching. A beat passed before he cleared his throat. "Scott and Jean seem good."
"They are," you said. "Exhausted, but good."
"Yeah," he muttered, rubbing the back of his neck thoughtfully. "A newborn’ll do that."
You gave him a curious look. "You okay?"
"Yeah." Logan straightened slightly, clearing his throat again. "Just... thinking."
Your lips curved into a knowing smile. "Thinking about what?"
He shrugged lightly, voice careful. "Nothin'. Just... been a while since we had one this little."
You chuckled softly, shifting Rachel gently. "Someone’s getting nostalgic."
He snorted quietly. "Maybe a little."
"Well, you can always babysit Rachel," you teased softly. "Jean would probably be thrilled."
He cracked a faint smile, shaking his head. "Think I'll leave that to you."
"Mhm," you hummed knowingly, still watching him closely. "Sure."
Rachel stirred slightly, fussing softly in her sleep. Logan moved instinctively closer, a hand coming up to carefully rub the baby’s tiny back, helping soothe her immediately. He paused when he noticed your raised brow.
"What?" he muttered defensively. "Ain’t lost my touch yet."
You smiled, tilting your head. "No, you haven’t."
He watched Rachel settle down again, peaceful and warm against your chest. That gentle tug deepened quietly, making him sigh softly under his breath.
"I'll go check on Laura and Sierra," he muttered, pulling back carefully.
You smiled gently, letting him retreat. "Okay."
Logan paused at the doorway, glancing back once more. The sight of you holding Rachel—so natural, so easy—was etched warmly into his mind. He shook his head slightly, hiding a smile as he disappeared into the hall.
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The house was quiet—after getting back to the cabin late, Laura and Sierra took their showers then got into bed.
You stepped out of the bathroom and into the bedroom, Logan sitting on the bed with a notebook in his hands.
“You ever think ‘bout ‘nother one?” he asked, still lazily doodling.
You glanced at him, pausing with your towel still wrapped around you. “Another what?”
Logan looked up, meeting your eyes. “Baby.”
You smiled faintly, resuming your movements as you searched for clothes. “Not much. Maybe a few times.”
He hummed quietly, his pencil pausing. “Today got me thinkin’.”
You chuckled softly, pulling a shirt from the dresser. “Seeing Rachel gave you baby fever?”
He shrugged, setting the notebook down. “Maybe a little.”
You turned to him, amusement on your face. “You’re serious?”
He raised an eyebrow. “Don’t sound so shocked, darlin’.”
“Not shocked,” you said, pulling the shirt on over your head. “Just surprised, I guess. Thought you liked finally gettin’ sleep again.”
He snorted. “Sleep’s overrated.”
“Easy for you to say,” you teased, tugging on a pair of shorts.
Logan watched you, quiet for a moment before speaking again. “Wouldn’t be so bad though, right?”
You paused, looking up to meet his eyes. “Another baby?”
He nodded slowly, leaning back against the headboard. “Yeah. Sierra’d probably like bein’ a big sister.”
You smiled softly, moving toward the bed. “Laura already is one.”
“Yeah, but she’d probably love bossin’ around another sibling,” he smirked. “And Sierra’s gettin’ pretty independent.”
You climbed onto the bed beside him, crossing your legs and looking thoughtful. “You’re really thinking about this.”
“Like I said,” he murmured, eyes gentle as he studied your face, “today got me thinkin’.”
You tilted your head, a soft smile curving your lips. “Are you saying you want another baby?”
He reached out, tugging you gently closer until you settled across his lap. “Maybe I am.”
You laughed softly, sliding your arms around his neck. “Logan Howlett, secretly a softie.”
He rolled his eyes, brushing his thumb along your hip. “Keep it quiet. Got a reputation to uphold.”
You hummed, leaning in, lips brushing his gently. “Another baby, huh?”
He kissed you softly, pulling back just enough to meet your eyes again. “Only if you want.”
Your gaze softened, fingertips trailing lightly along his jaw. “Wouldn’t be so bad.”
He smiled slowly, hands slipping beneath your shirt, warm against your skin. “That a yes?”
You laughed, pulling him closer. “Yeah, Logan. That’s a yes.”
“Good,” he muttered, lips ghosting along your neck. “Figured we’d better get started.”
“Now? I just took a shower and put my clothes on.”
Logan’s lips barely brushed yours as he murmured, “Good thing I’m the one who takes ’em off,” voice low, teasing, full of promise. His hands were already sliding under your shirt, warm palms grazing bare skin as his mouth found your jaw, then lower—kissing along the line of your throat like he had all the time in the world.
You sighed, eyes fluttering as he eased you back against the pillows, but a flicker of something practical snuck in through the haze. “Did you lock the door?”
He groaned, forehead dropping against your chest for a second. “Fuckin’—” He sighed, kissed you once, then reluctantly shifted back. “You ruin all my fun, y’know that?”
You grinned, tugging the hem of your shirt up. “Go lock it, old man.”
He muttered something under his breath about being cockblocked by fatherhood and stomped off toward the door. A second later, you heard the lock slide into place. Then a scrape—he was dragging the chair under the knob.
You laughed, covering your mouth to muffle it. “Paranoid much?”
“Sierra picks locks now,” Logan growled as he returned, eyes dark and determined. “Not takin’ chances.”
Before you could say another word, he was back over you, hand splayed on your stomach, pressing you into the mattress. He shoved your shirt up to your ribs, mouth finding the underside of your breast, stubble scraping along your skin, tongue hot and slow as he sucked a mark against your ribs.
“Still smell like soap,” he muttered against your skin. “Gonna fix that.”
You gasped when his teeth grazed your nipple through the fabric, your hand flying to his hair. “Logan—”
He shoved your shirt up over your head and tossed it aside, then sat back on his heels, tugging your shorts and panties down in one rough pull. “Been thinkin’ about this since the second you held that baby. Looked like a fuckin’ dream. Like I needed to put another one in you.”
You flushed, heartbeat pounding as he lowered himself between your thighs, spreading them apart with firm hands. He kissed your inner thigh first—slow, wet, open-mouthed kisses trailing higher, teasing heat.
Then his tongue flicked—slow, deliberate, dragging up through your folds—and your breath caught hard.
You reached down, tangling a hand in his hair. “Thought you were impatient.”
His voice was muffled against your cunt, lips slick, tongue dipping low. “Can still enjoy it, sweetheart. Gotta get you ready, don’t I?”
His mouth was hot, deliberate, tongue sliding in slow circles around your clit, then back down, teasing your entrance, sucking one of your lips between his teeth just enough to make your thighs twitch. One of his hands slid up, spreading you wider, while the other held your hip down when it bucked.
You let out a breathy moan, biting your knuckle to stay quiet. “L-Logan—”
He didn’t stop. He groaned low against you like you were his favorite meal, tongue flattening and dragging hard and slow right over your clit again—wet, unrelenting pressure that made your eyes roll.
Your hips jerked and he growled, fingers digging into your thigh. “Stay still.”
You whimpered, breath catching. “F-fuck—”
He pulled back just long enough to say, voice all gravel and heat, “That’s it, sweetheart. Just relax. Let me taste you.”
Then he dove back in, and this time he didn’t hold back—tongue pressing deep, lips sealing around your clit and sucking with filthy precision. The wet, obscene sounds of it filled the room, and your thighs trembled as heat snapped up your spine.
His hand moved, one thick finger sliding into you slow and curling just right, and your back arched off the bed, a helpless cry breaking from your throat.
“Fuck—Logan—oh my god—”
He moaned against you like your taste was the best damn thing he’d had all year, and when he added a second finger, stretching you, working you open, it was almost too much. You squirmed, gasped, toes curling as heat bloomed sharp and fast in your belly.
"A-ahhh—fuck, Logan—"
His tongue didn’t stop, his lips slick with you, beard damp against your thighs. “Mmhhhn,” he growled low, the sound vibrating right through your clit like a goddamn electric current. His fingers curled again, slow and dirty, dragging along that spot that made your back arch like a bow.
You reached down blindly, tangling your fingers in his thick hair, gripping tight. “S-shit—Logan, I’m gonna—”
He didn’t even lift his head, just sucked harder, lips locking around your clit, two thick fingers buried deep and fucking slow, pushing you right over that edge without mercy. It hit like a damn freight train, ripped the air from your lungs.
"Logan—ohmygod—"
Your hips jerked, your thighs clenched around his head, and you came hard against his mouth, a helpless, strangled moan punching from your chest as your body shook apart under him. He didn’t stop—kept licking, slower now, easing you through it, savoring it like he wanted to bottle the sound of your wrecked breathing.
"Good girl," he rasped when he finally came up for air, voice dark and hungry, mouth glistening with you. "Fuckin' love when you fall apart on my tongue."
You were still panting, trembling slightly, your skin flushed all over. “Y-you’re a menace,” you managed, trying to blink him into focus as he crawled up your body.
He grinned, wiped his mouth with the back of his hand, then leaned in to kiss you, and you could taste yourself on his tongue. Hot. Filthy. You moaned into it, hands tugging him closer.
"Not done," he murmured against your lips. "Not nearly fuckin' done."
You reached down between you, felt him thick and hard through his sweats. He hissed between his teeth when your palm pressed against him, his hips twitching.
“Get these off,” you whispered, tugging at the waistband.
He didn’t waste a second, shoved them down and kicked them off, his cock springing free—thick, heavy, flushed at the tip and already leaking. You bit your lip at the sight, reaching to wrap your hand around him, stroking slow. He groaned, low and rough, head dropping to your shoulder.
"Fuck, darlin’... been thinkin’ about this all fuckin’ day."
"Yeah?" you murmured, breath hot against his neck, hand still moving. “About knocking me up again?”
He growled, deep and hot in his throat, hips rolling into your grip. “Mhm. Watchin’ you hold that baby—made me wanna bend you over right there and fill you up. Stuff you full, see if it takes.”
You shuddered, moaned softly, your thighs squeezing together. “Logan…”
He grinned, dark and wild, then reached down and hooked your leg over his arm, lining himself up with your entrance. His cock nudged against your soaked folds, teasing the head through your slick. "You want it?"
"God, yes—please—"
That was all it took. He pushed in slow, dragging a deep groan from both of you as you stretched around him. Inch by thick, fucking inch, he sank into you, filling you up with no resistance, just wet heat and pressure that made your head spin.
"Shhhhit," he breathed, eyes fluttering shut, jaw clenched tight. "Tight as ever… fuckin’ perfect."
You whimpered, clutching his arms as he bottomed out, hips flush against yours. The stretch, the fullness—it burned in the best way, had you writhing under him, thighs already trembling again.
"Move," you begged softly, voice catching. "Please—Logan—"
He did. Slow at first—rolling his hips in smooth, dragging thrusts that had your eyes rolling back, the head of his cock grinding deep, right where you were still sensitive. You gasped, clawed at his back.
"That what you need?" he rasped, breath hot against your ear. "Want me to fuck another baby into you?"
You nodded, whimpering, too far gone to answer with anything but a broken moan. “Uh-huh—ahh—yes—f-fuck—”
He picked up the pace, thrusts harder now, deeper, the sound of skin on skin echoing in the quiet room. You could hear the chair scraping faintly under the doorknob every time the headboard knocked against the wall. Didn't matter. Let it fall. Let it shatter.
“You’re gonna take every fuckin’ drop,” he growled, one hand sliding under your thigh to lift it higher, angling deeper, harder. “Gonna make me a daddy again, sweetheart?”
You cried out, eyes wide and hazy. “Y-yeah—yeah—want it—want you—”
"That’s my girl," he groaned, slamming into you, pace relentless now. "Gonna breed this pretty pussy till you’re knocked up. Fill you so fuckin’ deep you’ll still be leaking me tomorrow."
You moaned, helpless under him, his body caging you in, his cock dragging against every sensitive spot inside. It was too much, too good—your second orgasm building sharp and fast. Your nails bit into his back.
"L-Logan—gonna—I'm—fuck—"
"Yeah, baby, I got you," he panted, snapping his hips harder, faster. "Come on my cock—"
You shattered around him with a scream, back arched, body clenching down so tight around him he cursed loud against your throat.
“Fuuuck—you’re squeezin’ me—shit—!”
He slammed in hard one last time, then froze, cock twitching deep as he spilled into you, growling loud and low through gritted teeth, his whole body shaking. You felt it—hot, thick spurts of come painting your insides, filling you up just like he promised.
He stayed there, buried deep, chest heaving, his weight warm on top of you as both of you tried to catch your breath.
Then he chuckled, breathless, voice still wrecked. “That’s one hell of a start.”
You snorted, weakly swatting at his arm. “You're insatiable.”
He smirked, nuzzling into your neck. “With you? Damn right.”
His cock was still twitching inside you, and he didn’t move—just held you, sweaty and tangled, not caring about the mess between your legs, the heat of your skin sticking to his. You stroked a hand through his hair, still dazed and sore in the best way, heart thudding against his chest.
You didn’t say anything else for a long moment. You didn’t need to.
Then Logan shifted, pulling back just enough to look at you. His eyes were warm, wild, a little wicked. “Round two’s gonna be messier.”
Your breath hitched. You smiled. “Good.”
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A few weeks later, Sierra sat at the kitchen table drawing a picture for Rachel with her crayons. You were at the stove, making a pie for Jean and Scott.
Logan and Laura sat with Sierra, both of them reading—Logan a newspaper, and Laura a comic.
Then, Sierra spoke up. “Daddy, how are babies made?”
Logan choked on his coffee as Laura let out a snort. "What?"
Sierra tilted her head, blinking at him innocently. "How are babies made?"
Laura snickered again, hiding behind her comic. "Yeah, Dad. How are they made?"
Logan shot Laura a pointed glare. "Not helpin', kid."
You pressed your lips together, fighting to stay serious as you turned to Sierra. "Why do you ask, honey?"
"'Cause Rachel is a baby, and Jean said she grew in her tummy," Sierra said, still coloring carefully. "How'd she get in there?"
Laura’s eyes sparkled with mischief. "Yeah, Dad. How did Rachel get in Jean’s tummy?"
Logan’s jaw ticked. "You’re grounded."
Laura rolled her eyes, clearly not taking his threat seriously.
You sighed softly, leaning against the counter. "Well, Sierra, when two people love each other very much—"
Laura snorted again, louder this time. Logan shot her another look. "Laura."
"Sorry," she said, not sorry at all.
Sierra looked at Logan expectantly. "So how'd she get in there?"
Logan rubbed a hand over his face, sighing heavily. "Magic."
Sierra's eyes widened. "Magic?"
Laura laughed outright this time, ducking behind her comic to hide it.
You shot Logan an amused glance. "Really? Magic?"
Logan shrugged defensively. "You got somethin' better?"
You walked over, gently brushing Sierra’s hair back. "Babies come from love, sweetheart. When two grown-ups love each other very much, they decide they want a baby. Then one grows in the mommy’s tummy."
Sierra frowned thoughtfully. "Like planting flowers?"
Laura snorted loudly again. "I’m gonna die."
Logan leaned toward Laura, lowering his voice. "Keep it up, kid, and you’re gonna have this conversation next."
Laura immediately sobered, returning quietly to her comic.
"Sort of like planting flowers," you said gently. "A seed gets planted, and it grows into a baby."
"How does the seed get there?" Sierra asked, eyes big and curious.
Logan cleared his throat loudly, folding his paper. "I’m gonna go chop some firewood."
You shot him a pointed look. "Logan."
He sighed, looking resigned as he turned back to Sierra. "The seed... just gets put there."
Sierra narrowed her eyes suspiciously. "By who?"
Logan’s eye twitched slightly. "The... other grown-up."
You smiled sweetly at Logan. "Good job, honey."
He shot you a dry look. "Thanks."
Sierra seemed satisfied enough, nodding thoughtfully. "Oh. Okay."
Logan exhaled in relief, taking another careful sip of coffee. Laura smirked behind her comic.
"So, Daddy put the seed in your tummy when you had me?" Sierra asked suddenly, eyes brightening with realization.
Logan promptly choked again.
Laura burst out laughing. "Amazing."
Logan pointed a finger at her, voice rough. "Grounded. For real."
Sierra smiled happily, oblivious to Logan's distress. "Right, Mommy?"
You patted Sierra's head gently, trying not to laugh at Logan's red face. "That’s right, sweetheart."
Sierra grinned, returning to her drawing. "Daddy’s good at planting seeds."
Laura howled with laughter, dropping her comic. Logan groaned, covering his face with his hand.
You bit your lip, fighting back a laugh. "Maybe let’s talk about something else now."
"Please," Logan muttered weakly. "Anything else."
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The next afternoon, Logan walked into the living room, wiping sweat from his forehead with the edge of his shirt. He paused when he saw you sitting cross-legged on the couch, sorting through a box of tiny baby clothes.
He raised an eyebrow. "Ain’t wastin’ time, huh?"
You glanced up, smiling softly. "Just figured I’d see what we still have from Sierra."
He stepped closer, peering into the box and reaching down to lift a small yellow onesie. His expression softened as he ran his thumb over the tiny fabric. "Forgot how little these things are."
You chuckled quietly. "You said that about Rachel."
"Yeah," he murmured. He looked up again, studying you carefully. "You feelin’ alright?"
You smiled reassuringly. "I'm good."
He nodded, thoughtful. "So we really doin' this, huh?"
You tilted your head playfully. "Second thoughts already?"
"Nah," he said, voice firm. "Just makin' sure you're sure."
"I'm sure," you said warmly, tugging gently at his hand until he sat beside you. "How about you?"
His eyes softened. "Darlin', I was sure the second I brought it up."
You leaned in, brushing a soft kiss to his cheek. "Good."
Logan wrapped an arm around your shoulders, pulling you into his side as he watched you fold a tiny shirt. After a quiet moment, he cleared his throat softly. "Laura asked me about it earlier."
You glanced up curiously. "What did she say?"
"Asked if we were really thinkin’ about another kid," he said. "Think she likes the idea."
"That's good," you said softly, smiling. "Sierra already acts like a mini-mom anyway."
He snorted gently. "She bossed me around for fifteen minutes earlier ‘bout how to feed Rocky. Pretty sure that dog ain’t listenin’ to anyone but her now."
You laughed quietly, leaning your head against his shoulder. "Well, at least we know she’s ready to help."
He hummed softly, fingers gently tracing patterns on your arm. "Yeah."
There was a comfortable silence between you, Logan's steady heartbeat soothing beneath your ear. Then—
"Mommy," Sierra said from the doorway, her expression deeply serious, "Rocky ate my crayons again."
Logan sighed deeply, pinching the bridge of his nose. "Told you, he don’t listen to anyone but her."
You chuckled softly, sitting up to look at Sierra. "How many did he eat?"
She held up her fingers. "Three. And one was blue."
Logan grunted, standing up with a resigned sigh. "I'll handle it."
"Thank you," you said sweetly, earning a faintly amused glance from him as he headed toward Sierra.
"You're lucky you’re cute," he muttered affectionately to Sierra, ruffling her hair gently as they disappeared into the hallway.
You smiled to yourself, settling back against the couch and resting a hand lightly on your stomach, already looking forward to the chaos ahead.
---
Just a week later, you got your period. You weren’t necessarily disappointed—you and Logan had only tried once.
You stepped out of the bathroom, catching Logan’s curious glance from where he sat on the bed, tying his boots.
"No luck?" he guessed.
You shrugged lightly, unbothered. "Not this month."
Logan raised a brow, mouth curling into a faint smirk. "Guess I'll have to try harder."
You snorted, rolling your eyes playfully. "Yeah, I guess you will."
He leaned back on the bed, studying you carefully. "You good?"
"Yeah," you assured him, stepping closer. "Took a few months with Sierra too, remember?"
"I remember," he said quietly, pulling you toward him until you settled comfortably against his chest. "I ain't worried."
You smiled, fingers playing lightly with his collar. "Neither am I."
He brushed his thumb along your hip. "Besides, practice makes perfect, right?"
You laughed softly, shaking your head. "Always looking on the bright side."
"Hey," he teased, voice low and warm. "Never heard you complain."
You hummed, leaning up to kiss him lightly. "Guess we'll just have to try again."
"Exactly my plan," he muttered, lips brushing yours softly. "Tonight?"
“Mmh.” You scrunched your brows together. “No. Sorry, honey. I just wanna lay in bed and eat ice cream.”
Logan chuckled softly, pressing a gentle kiss to your temple. "Ice cream, huh?"
"Mmhm," you hummed, settling comfortably against his chest. "Salted caramel."
He tilted his head thoughtfully. "Pretty sure Laura ate the last of that yesterday."
You groaned dramatically. "Seriously?"
"Yup," he said, voice low and amused. "Saw her sneakin’ the tub back into the freezer."
"She’s your kid," you muttered. "Stealin’ my ice cream."
"Our kid," Logan corrected, thumb stroking lightly along your side. "And Sierra steals your cookies."
You sighed heavily. "I never get anything around here."
Logan snorted. "Welcome to my world, darlin’."
You smiled faintly, tilting your head to look at him. "Can you go to the store?"
He raised an eyebrow. "For ice cream?"
"Yes."
"Right now?"
You gave him your best pleading look. "Please?"
Logan groaned softly, head dropping back against the pillows. "Fine."
You grinned, kissing him quickly. "You’re the best."
He rolled his eyes playfully, shifting you carefully off his chest as he stood. "I’ll remember this next time I need a favor."
You stretched lazily across the bed. "I’ll be here waiting."
Logan gave you an amused glance as he grabbed his keys from the dresser. "Don’t doubt it."
You heard his footsteps fading as he walked down the hall, followed by Sierra’s curious voice. "Daddy, where you goin’?"
"Your mom needs ice cream," Logan answered gruffly.
"Ooh," Sierra said excitedly. "Can I have some?"
"Nope," Logan said firmly. "You and your sister ate hers already."
There was a brief pause. Then Sierra called toward your room, voice filled with concern, "Sorry, Mommy!"
You laughed quietly, shaking your head. "It’s okay, baby!"
Then, the front door opened and shut, and a few seconds later, Laura’s head appeared in the doorway of your bedroom, eyebrows raised.
"Dad went out just for ice cream?" she asked skeptically.
You shrugged innocently. "He loves me."
Laura smirked. "You’re spoiled."
"Jealous?" you teased.
Laura shrugged lightly, a grin tugging at her lips. "Maybe."
You chuckled softly. "Good. You should be."
Laura shook her head, turning to leave. "I’ll tell Sierra to leave you alone ‘til he’s back."
"Thanks, Laura," you called after her.
A moment later, the house was quiet again, and you relaxed into the pillows, smiling to yourself. A quiet night, ice cream, and Logan—exactly what you needed.
---
A few nights later, the house was finally quiet. Laura and Sierra had both been asleep for at least an hour, and Rocky was curled up contentedly on his bed in the living room.
You stood by the kitchen sink, absently rinsing dishes from dinner, lost in thought until Logan’s hands slid around your waist, pulling you back gently against his chest.
“Kids asleep,” he murmured softly against your ear, voice low and warm.
You smiled, leaning into his warmth. “Mm. I noticed.”
His lips brushed the side of your neck, lingering softly. “Rocky’s passed out too.”
You laughed quietly. “You sound like you’re plotting something.”
“Maybe I am,” Logan muttered, teeth scraping lightly along your pulse point, making your breath hitch.
You set the dish down, water dripping off your fingers as you turned in his arms, tilting your head up to meet his gaze. “Feeling lucky tonight?”
His eyes darkened slightly, hands tightening around your hips. “Yeah, darlin’. Pretty damn lucky.”
You chuckled, fingertips brushing lightly along his jaw. “Confident.”
Logan’s mouth curved into a faint smirk. “Got every reason to be.”
He leaned down, capturing your mouth softly, the kiss slow and deep. You melted into him, fingers gripping his shirt as he pressed you back gently against the counter. When you finally broke apart, breathless, you smiled against his lips.
“Guess we should make the most of a quiet house,” you whispered.
“Exactly what I was thinkin’,” he agreed, voice rough.
He didn’t waste another second. Logan lifted you easily, setting you onto the counter and stepping between your legs. Your breath hitched as his hands slid beneath your shirt, tracing warm paths along your skin.
“You think tonight’s the night?” you asked quietly, eyes locked on his.
Logan smiled softly, brushing your hair from your face. “Hope so.”
You laughed, hooking your ankles around his waist and tugging him closer. “Then we better get started.”
Logan’s eyes sparked with amusement and heat. “Yes, ma’am.”
He leaned in again, kissing you hard and deep, hands gripping your hips firmly. You let yourself get lost in him, warmth curling low in your stomach as he pulled you flush against him, grinding slowly, deliberately, the friction making you gasp softly into his mouth.
He broke the kiss briefly, his voice ragged against your ear. “Gonna take this to the bedroom, darlin’. Counter ain’t exactly comfortable for what I got planned.”
You laughed breathlessly, fingers tangling in his hair. “Lead the way.”
He lifted you easily off the counter, keeping you wrapped securely around him. You pressed slow kisses along his neck, smiling against his skin as he carried you toward your room.
“Better lock the door,” you teased quietly.
“Way ahead of ya,” he muttered, kicking the door shut and clicking the lock into place.
You didn’t even get a word out before Logan’s mouth was on yours again—hot and demanding, like he hadn’t just had his hands all over you ten seconds ago. He walked you backward toward the bed without breaking the kiss, one hand gripping your ass, the other tangled in your hair.
By the time the backs of your knees hit the mattress, you were already gasping into his mouth, dizzy with heat. He eased you down onto the bed, crawling over you slow like a fucking wolf, all heat and weight and hunger.
You slid your hands up under his shirt, fingertips brushing hot skin and hard muscle. “Off,” you mumbled, tugging at the fabric.
Logan grinned against your neck. “Bossy tonight.”
“You love it.”
“Damn right I do.”
He sat back on his heels, yanking his shirt over his head in one smooth pull. You reached for your own, but he caught your wrists.
“Nuh-uh, lemme do it.”
His voice had gone low, dark—gravel scraped through honey. He peeled your shirt up slow, kissing every inch of skin he revealed. Stomach. Ribs. The underside of your breast. He paused there, nuzzling warm against you, lips dragging over the swell. You arched into him with a soft gasp, fingers tightening in the sheets.
Then he wrapped his mouth around your nipple, sucking slow, deep—just once—before switching to the other, tongue flicking in lazy circles until your breath hitched and your thighs rubbed together on instinct.
“Logan…”
“Shh. I got you.”
He kissed down your belly, thumbs hooking into your waistband, dragging your shorts and panties off in one slow pull. His gaze never left yours. Even with the heat low in his belly and the tension buzzing through his limbs, he wasn’t gonna rush a damn thing.
“You ready?” he asked, fingers trailing up the inside of your thigh.
You nodded, breath caught somewhere in your chest. “Please.”
That smug little smirk curved across his face, and he leaned in, kissing you again—soft this time, like he was savoring it—while his fingers slid down and dipped between your folds.
You moaned into his mouth, your hips rocking up as he rubbed slow circles over your clit, his fingers slick and teasing. Then he pushed one inside—slow and deep—and you gasped, clutching at his shoulders.
“Fuck—Logan—”
“That’s it,” he muttered, sucking on your bottom lip. “Already soaked for me. You really want this, huh?”
You nodded again, barely coherent. “Want you. Want you to fuck a baby into me.”
He groaned low, forehead dropping to yours. “Jesus, sweetheart…”
He added a second finger, curling them just right. Your mouth fell open in a silent moan, body trembling as his fingers fucked into you slow and steady.
“I’m gonna knock you up tonight,” he growled, kissing down your throat again, biting at your collarbone. “Gonna make you a mama all over again. You’re gonna feel it, darlin’. Gonna know it took.”
Your walls fluttered around his fingers, your thighs clenching. “Logan—fuck—I can’t—”
“Yes, you can,” he rasped. “Gimme one. Right here. All over my hand.”
He pressed his thumb against your clit and you broke—moaning, shaking, clinging to him like you’d fall apart without him. Your pussy clamped down on his fingers as you came, soaking his hand with a whimper that died against his shoulder.
He eased you through it, kissed the top of your head, then reached for the pillow, shoving it under your hips with practiced ease.
You blinked up at him, still breathless. “Logan—”
He was already stripping out of his sweats, his cock thick and flushed and heavy in his hand as he lined himself up, eyes locked on yours.
“You want it?” he asked, voice wrecked. “Want me to fill you up?”
You bit your lip and nodded, legs spreading wider. “Please.”
He sank into you with a deep, guttural groan, one hand gripping your thigh, the other planted beside your head. His body was hot, heavy, every thick inch of him pushing slow and steady until he bottomed out, hips flush against yours.
“Fuck,” he hissed, forehead resting against yours, breath hot. “This pussy’s gonna take all of me tonight, huh?”
You whimpered, legs wrapping tighter around his waist. “Always does…”
“Yeah?” He rocked his hips, slow, deep, grinding against your cervix until your back arched. “Gonna take my come too, sweetheart? Gonna let me put a baby in you?”
“God—yes,” you breathed, hands clutching at his back. “Wanna make you a daddy again.”
That sound he made—half growl, half moan—went straight through you. “Fuckin’ hell, you say that again and I ain’t gonna last long.”
“Do it,” you whispered, eyes locked on his. “Come inside me. Fill me up. Knock me up.”
Logan snarled, hips snapping forward, hard. “You filthy little thing… beggin’ to get bred.”
“I want it,” you gasped, breath catching with every ruthless thrust. “Need it.”
He fucked you harder then—rough, relentless, the bed creaking beneath the rhythm of his hips slamming into yours. His hand left your thigh and pressed against your belly, right above where he was buried inside you.
“Right here,” he growled. “Gonna fill you up so full you’ll feel it for days.”
You cried out, nails dragging down his back. “Please—Logan—fuck—don’t stop—”
“I ain’t stoppin’,” he panted, grinding down. “You’re takin’ me so fuckin’ good. This tight little cunt’s made to keep me in, yeah?”
You could barely breathe, every thrust knocking the air from your lungs, pleasure spiking sharp and high. “Gonna—gonna come—”
“Yeah?” He leaned in, mouth against your ear. “Then do it. Milk my cock, sweetheart. Get yourself good and ready to catch.”
You shattered around him, legs locking tight around his waist, your whole body pulsing as you screamed his name into his shoulder. He kept going, driving through your climax, chasing his own with that low, animal growl rising in his throat.
“Fuck—you’re squeezin’ me so tight—fuck—I’m gonna come—”
“Do it,” you begged. “Come inside me—please, baby, I need it—”
Logan slammed deep and stayed there, cock throbbing as he came hard, spilling into you with a choked moan, burying his face in your neck.
“Fuckin’ hell,” he breathed, body trembling. “That’s it—fuck, that’s it, take it all…”
You felt him twitch inside you, his come hot and thick, filling you until it leaked out around him.
He didn’t move for a long moment—just laid there, buried deep, one hand splayed across your lower belly like he could feel it taking.
Then he lifted his head, eyes half-lidded and dark. “That oughta do it.”
You gave him a dazed little smile. “Think you got it in one?”
Logan grinned, kissed you lazy and slow. “Maybe. But better be sure.”
His hand slid down, slow and sure, knuckles brushing between your legs—right where you were still stretched around him, messy and slick with the load he’d just pumped deep inside. His eyes stayed locked on yours as two fingers pressed to your swollen folds, spreading you open just enough to watch it drip out.
“Fuckin’ shame,” he muttered. “Wastin’ good it like that.”
You shivered, hips twitching as he eased a finger back inside, slow and deep. You gasped, back arching slightly. "Logan—"
"Shh," he murmured, voice low, gravel-smooth. “Lemme make sure it stays where it belongs.”
He added a second finger, thick and insistent, curling them inside you like he knew every sensitive spot by heart—and he did. His thumb rubbed lazy circles over your clit, just enough to make your breath catch, not enough to push you over yet.
Your hips rocked into the motion instinctively, body still greedy for more. “God… you’re not done with me?”
He snorted, lips brushing your cheek. “Sweetheart, I’m just gettin’ started.”
His fingers pumped slow, deliberate, his palm slick with a mix of your arousal and his come, still leaking out around his knuckles. You whimpered, clenching down on him, thighs shaking.
“You feel that?” he muttered, dragging his lips down your neck, letting his teeth scrape lightly across your skin. “That’s mine. All of it. Gonna keep pushin’ it in ‘til your body holds on tight.”
“Logan—fuck—” you moaned, legs spreading wider for him. “You’re gonna make me come again…”
“Good,” he growled. “I want you to. That sweet little pussy soaks me every damn time, ‘course you’re gonna come.”
He curled his fingers again, hitting just the right spot, and your whole body jerked, toes curling. You could hear the wet, obscene sound of it—his hand working between your legs, your pussy clenching greedily around him like it knew what he was trying to do.
“I can feel you pulsin’ around me,” he rasped, kissing down your chest. “Just like that. Keep squeezin’. Gonna milk it all up inside you.”
You bit your lip, desperate to hold it back, but your body had other plans. With a sharp cry, you came hard, thighs clamping around his wrist as your cunt spasmed around his fingers, milking them like it wanted to keep every drop of him inside.
“There it is,” he breathed, watching your face like it was the only thing that mattered. “Fuck, you’re so goddamn pretty when you come for me.”
You twitched beneath him, breath ragged, and Logan gently eased his fingers out, slick and dripping. He watched the mess on his hand for a second, then brought it to your mouth.
“Taste what you’re takin’ in,” he muttered.
You opened obediently, sucking his fingers between your lips, tasting salt and heat and something that made your whole body ache with want all over again.
He groaned, leaning in to kiss you slow, deep, filthy. “You’re gonna get pregnant from this,” he whispered against your mouth. “I fuckin’ know it.”
You pulled back just enough to meet his gaze, breath still catching in your throat. “Think so?”
He grinned, cocky and warm, brushing his fingers lightly over your belly. “I’d bet on it.”
You gave a tired, blissed-out laugh. “You always so sure of yourself?”
He nuzzled close, lips grazing your ear. “Only when I know I’m right.”
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Suzanne Collins is one of the few contemporary writers who realizes the importance of names in her stories and the significance they bear. They add so many layers to the story, additional meanings that otherwise would not have existed.
The original trilogy:
Katniss: named after a plant of which you can eat the roots. Her father taught her where to find it and told her that “as long as you can find yourself, you’ll survive” (quote may be a little bit off, but it’s from one of the early chapters in THG). Additionally, the leaves are in the shape of an arrowhead, referencing her skills with the bow which her father also taught her how to use.
Peeta: literally bread lmao. But bread is one of the basic nutritions humans need, a little bit goes a long way to keep you alive. Peeta’s presence in Katniss’s life also kept her alive, literally and figuratively—the burned bread he threw her in the flashback and their complicated relationship.
Primrose: a plant with medicinal purposes, even more significant in light of her work as a medic in Mockingjay.
Gale: literally means “strong wind” and considering that in every encounter with Katniss he’s caused some reaction, he pulls her into directions she maybe initially doesn’t want to go in. Additionally, his name also represents his determination and steadfastness in his beliefs.
TBOSAS
Lucy Gray: named after William Wordsworth’s poem “Lucy Gray” which is about the titular character of the poem who got lost during a blizzard. She literally got lost in snow. Rachel Zegler sang this poem in two parts on the original soundtrack of the movie. When Snow asked who the girl in the song is, Lucy answers that she’s a mystery, just like her.
Snow: aside from the obvious snow references, I think his name is most significant in relation to Lucy and the poem. The only one who knows what caused her disappearance is Snow. He is the reason that Lucy is gone. But her traces in the snow are still visible. He will always remember her because the memory of Lucy has manifested itself in every part of his life.
Coriolanus: named after the Roman general (and also the titular character of Shakespeare’s play), Coriolanus wanted to attack Rome and become its ruler. He was scorned and celebrated by the people, only to be later exiled from the city by them. In TBOSAS, Coriolanus is the star pupil at the Capitol’s academy but sent into exile to the districts after he won the Games with Lucy through cheating.
Volumnia: Coriolanus mother who played a part in his ascent to power. In TBOSAS, she almost serves like a mentor to Coriolanus, teaching him how to think in terms of power.
(Edit) Sejanus: a roman soldier who was betrayed by the roman emperor Tiberius, just like the future president betrayed him.
(Edit) Plinth: got this info from here, but it was too good not to include here. A plinth is a base for a statue or vase to stand on. After Sejanus’s death, all of the Plinth fortune was given to Snow for being such a good to friend him. It was this money that skyrocketed the Snow family from poverty to filthy rich. The Plinth money was the foundation upon which Snow built his power.
There are so many other names that have historical (mostly Roman and Greek) connotations—Plutarch, Seneca, Cinna—but also regular names like Trinket and Beetee bear meanings that represent the character beautifully.
Names are important. For any lover of literature or (aspiring) writers, please look closely at them. They can shape your story into something unique.
Feel free to correct me if I’ve said something wrong. I know there are many names missing, but I can only add so many examples ✊🏻😔
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