#mr corneille

[erroryeswifi]

Filing Elmore Jr High’s taxes

Ft. Larry, their bookkeeper

[taikk0]

DONATELLO HAMATO?? FROM THE HIT FRANCHISE TEENAGE MUTANT NINJA TURTLES REBOOT MUTANT MAYHEM COMING AUGUST OF 2023??????

[love-of-paper-frogs]

Larry: Steve, what's a thot?

Mr. Small: Oh uh...

Mr. Small: A thot is short for a very thoughtful person.

Larry: Oh, okay. Thanks for telling me.

-Later-

Larry: Why thank you so much for this gift, Moon! You're such a thot!

Mr. Corneille: *wheezes* I'm a WHAT?

[spideyladman]

G4 (Leyla/Phoebe) and B3 (Mr Corneille) with a mwah palette <3333

Shout out to

The trams <3

Ps. If y'all are wondering who is Leyla/Phoebe, she's a Transfem lady who used to be Larry!!!! <:3

[yourfaveneedsakiss]

Mr. Corneille from The Amazing World of Gumball needs a kiss! 💋

Requested by @spideygal

[swaggyfishii]

goobers

(i'm not really that proud of this but it's okay)

[strawberryonfire]

Darwin: What would Mrs. Mom think?

Gumball: Ok, that's an interesting thought, but hear me out: What if.... We ran an experiment where we spent the rest of our lives finding out what happened if we never told her?

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Ms. Markham: Man, they look like a real handful. How do you deal with them?

Principal Brown, watching Mr. Small screaming, Miss Simian trying to set a sleeping Mr. Moonchild Corneille on fire, and Coach choking on air: I don't know.

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Principal Brown: Valentines Day? I'm ready. *sprays an entire can of AXE body spray on himself*

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(Mary and Daniel are Nicole's partents)

Mary Senicourt: Nicole likes to win. When she was eight, a Little Club Scout friend of hers bragged they could sell the most cookies.

Daniel Seincourt: Dammed if Nicole didn't walk the neighborhood till she got blisters on her feet, and won ten boxes.

Mary Seincourt: Best part is, Nicole wasn't even a Club Scout.

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Richard: Yum, thanks!

Kidnapper: *puts more tape over his mouth* I said stop eating it.

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Larry, opening a Capri Sun: Guess I'll drink my sorrows away.

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Anton: I'm allergic to death.

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Evil Turtle: *dies*

Nicole: Timer starts now! When is it going to come back? I say two months!

Gumball: No! One month.

Anias: Nah, half a month.

Darwin, sobbing: WHAT ARE YOU DOING? EVIL TURTLE JUST DIED!

Richard, scratching chin in thought: One week.

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Penny: Can you recommend me a book that'll make me cry?

Carrie: General Mathematics 8th Grade Edition.

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Penny: I'm a nice person, but I'm about to start throwing rocks at people.

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Sarah: If you water water it grows.

Gumball: ...What?

Darwin: She's got a point.

[specialshinytrinkets]

Have y'all seen the "make a character playlist without <a shit ton of popular artists in chara playlists>" post?

Well.......

Russian shanson, here I come!!!

[crimsonicarus]

Banners: Moondust, James Young Quotes: The secret history by Donna Tart - The weary blues by Langston Hughes - Unknown - Sleepless. " I Must Be Living Twice": New and Selected Poems by Eileen Myles - Privilege by Beau Taplin - Honeybee by Trista Mateer - Seizure by Louise Glück - Sappho's leap by Erica Jong - The misunderstandig by Albert Camus - The cid by Pierre Corneille - Tune: the pertridge sky by Li Qingzhao - I had a dream about you by Richard Siken - Tumbl user: inanotheruniverse - Unknown - Unknown work by F. Scott Fitzgerald - A letter to Vita Sackville-West by Violet Trefusis - A poem for Haruko by June Jordan - Mrs Sunshine by Meena Kandasamy - unknown

[auntshrimphere]

silly Mr. Corneille!! sorry (≧ヮ≦)

[daffodiria]

Gumball oc

I named her Riley because it’s a bit similar to Reel 🎞

She works at the cinema sometimes, and studies with Anais and Clare in Mr. Corneille’s class

[erroryeswifi]

[your-fave-ship-is-canon]

Ms. Markham and Mr. Cornielle from TAWOG

(IDK if its alredy done)

Your fave ship is canon: Joan Markham and Moonchild Corneille from The Amazing World Of Gumball

[love-of-paper-frogs]

Mr. Corneille: Whaddya call a fish with no eye?

Larry, not looking up: Myxine Circifrons

Mr. Corneille:

Mr. Corneille: fsh

[spideyladman]

Hello everyone and welcome to me and @specialshinytrinkets presenting the skrunkly OC for an OC Bracket Polls and the account that is hosting this is @smallartistocbracket !!

Now, here is our OC. Ladies and gents and other beautiful people may we present to you our beautiful OC,

SOPHIE MARKHAM-CORNEILLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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General Information and Personality (written by @specialshinytrinkets )

Sophie Markham-Corneille is a nine year-old frog girl, raised by Moonchild Corneille and Joan Markham. She wants to become a doctor and performs surgeries on stuffed toys, changing the patterns, colors and other features. Despite this seemingly bold activity, she is soft-spoken and, just like her father, cannot fight, which makes her a prime target for bullying. She is sometimes able to get the main bully — Maya — to stop bothering her, but unfortunately it involves doing her bidding.

She had two more siblings, Stardust and Phillip. In them, she found comfort and safety. Sadly, she did not remember them after the car accident involving Rob, up until Elmore collapsing. She blamed herself as the reason behind the accident and her siblings' death.

Sophie loves her family a lot and does not want to upset them, so the parents are unaware of the bullying.

(Seen above: Her in a red sweater and a dark red skirt. She is clearly nervous about something.)

Family Relations (written by @spideygal )

Dad (Mr. Moonchild Markham-Corneille Needlemeyer): She sees him as her role model and views him as a cat. She jokes about it sometimes and while Moon appreciates the joke it hurts him a little bit because it makes him think of his past cat, but it also makes him happy because it makes him think of his past cat.

She is inspired by his clothing to which makes Moon feel extremely complimented.

After everything, he worries about her being shut out from other people and wants her to open up more, but understands her situation completely and why she acts like that.

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Mum (Joan Markham-Corneille Needlemeyer): She wants to become like her in the future and Joan believes in her that she will. She and everyone in the family is supportive for Sophie's want to become a doctor, but especially Joan. She often wonders why there are random new patches on Sophie's toys to which the latter dismisses it and lies *cough* Phillip taught her that *cough* *cough*

After everything, she constantly checks up on Sophie much like Mr. Corneille to see if she's okay, and while Sophie nods and says she is just fine, Joan knows that since Sophie has been awfully quiet lately that she is not doing so well.

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Second mum (Leyla/Phoebe Needlemeyer-Corneille): She views her as a role model and found her really interesting and thought about why she had to have several jobs while Leyla/Phoebe oftentimes tried to push underneath the rug the question (wait, as I'm now typing this, that sounds a lot like Sophie does- OH GOD OH FUCK-). Leyla/Phoebe saw her as a little kid who should have their childhood be great and not like hers.

After Leyla/Phoebe got Void-ed and everything, Sophie really wants to understand her but she doesn't know where to begin, while Leyla/Phoebe is extremely worried about her wanting to be alone most of the time.

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Third mum (Karen Needlemeyer-Markham): She views her as a role model and thinks of her as a sweethearted lady who knows how to fight, just like her other mum (Joan). She really wanted to learn to know how to make soap like she does and Karen did tell her that she would teach her, but after she told Joan something. Then, car accident and she dead. Sophie was obviously distraught at that and didn't know how to feel about it.

After everything, Karen did tell her that she could teach her how to make soap if Sophie wanted, but the latter doesn't feel like up for the task anymore, which makes the former really worried about her psychological state.

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Older sibling (Samuel "Grave" Corpeno Needlemeyer Oppenheimer): She not really thinks of him as a role model but she does finds him really silly and loves his jokes, though she doesn't understand why he looks like a clown (according to Charlie). Grave finds her extremely funny as well as sweet but is mad at Charlie for telling her that he looked like a clown.

After everything, he feels concerned over how she feels and even though she can't really speak well her feelings, he understands what she's going through and feels horrible for her.

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Older sibling (Charlie Needlemeyer-Markham): She finds her interesting and she thinks of him as a strange little fox in the forest, which she adores. Charlie finds her as a fun little kid and thinks of her as a smaller Ophelia, which she finds really sweet.

After everything that has happened, Charlie feels extremely worried about Sophie's mental stability considering, everything, and while Sophie says that she is okay, Charlie doesn't believe that.

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Older sibling (Stardust Markham-Corneille): She find her as a role model and thinks of her as an interesting person. Stardust thinks of her as a sweetheart who can do no wrong (<-she does not know about Sophie performing surgery on her plushies thanks to her cutting through skulls) and loves her telling her about her interests.

After everything, Sophie feels responsible for her death and feels extremely sorry and wishes she would've died instead, to which she is shocked to hear. She is extremely protective of her and would kill anyone in a room for her, because she does not want her siblings to suffer the way that she did.

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Older sibling-in-law (Julian Needlemeyer-Oppenheimer): Neutral. She doesn't mind him talking about himself though she hopes he doesn't parade the fact that he is smart like before, and he doesn't really connect with her. They do like playing videogames with each other sometimes.

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Older sibling (Phillip Markham-Corneille): She sees him as a role model and finds his facts interesting and lets him talk about whatever subject he is into, and he is mostly into trains! He finds her as a bright ray of sunshine and teases her a lot.

After everything, she feels responsible for his death and feels extremely sorry and wishes she would've died instead, to which he is distraught to hear. He is really protective of her and would never want to harm her, nor anyone else to do harm to her. He also is an expert in the arts of punching ass.

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Older sibling (Ophelia Needlemeyer): She sees her as someone who is like a mirror to her, and Ophelia knows about it which make them both joke about that fact and pretend they're a mirror. Who's the reflection? God knows.

After Ophelia got sent to the adoption centre after her mum died, she felt extremely scared for her and wanted the best for her. She quite possibly hid panic attacks over that thought that Ophelia might get hurt so that nobody could get worried and that she wouldn't get hurt.

After everything, they both don't really talk but they both understand why, due to all that has happened lately.

(Seen above: The ghosts of her older siblings figuring out that their younger sister is being manipulated by Maya, the daughter of Teri.)

Manipulation (written by @spideygal )

She is naive a lot of times, and that is unfortunately used to some shitty people's advantage.

One predominant example is when, around the time after her older siblings died and got Void-ed, Maya decided to take her kindness and use it to her advantage to mess with people.

Sophie thought she had a new friend but Maya kept threatening to hurt her if she didn't do her bidding and manipulated her from hell to back.

One time Sophie was crying over something that happened and Maya told her that why should people cry for something that just happened. She told her to suck it up or else she would hurt her, which made Sophie try and pretend like something that should be hurtful didn't hurt her, or else she'd get hurt, like Maya said.

She found out that what she had experienced thanks to Maya wasn't normal and that she should never have experienced that, which made her run into the bathroom and start crying. She didn't want to get hurt but she just wanted to let it all out. She just wanted to let it all out.

After that experience, she avoided Maya like fire and would start trying to defend herself, but she would always start crying while doing so, to which Maya mocked to which made Sophie cry even more.

Another example is Rob. He manipulated her so that he could figure out where Candy and her friend group were at that moment and while Sophie did have her suspicions, she thought that this time she actually had a friend that wouldn't manipulate and threaten nor mock her. Unfortunately for her, she realised that she had gotten manipulated way too late.

Thanks to these manipulated moments for her, she now is scared of opening up to people and fears of being mocked and manipulated by other people.

(Seen above: Her with a scar after getting slapped by a certain someone......)

Deletion (written by @specialshinytrinkets )

It may come across as suprising, but younger Rob isn't quite proud of his older self, after learning of the crimes committed. He was arguing alongside Candy Watterson, daughter of Gumball and Penny, on how far adult Rob went in his quest for making Elmore perfect. Both now knew how much he swept under the rug, with deletions and manipulation.

Older Rob was on a verge of mentally breaking. He was already alone, after his kid running away, and earlier deleting his wife, only haunted by her hallucination. Hearing the harsh truth from people he hated... He now wanted them gone... The time paradox could get easily fixed, but getting rid of Candy would be much harder... Unless he used his TV-remote-infused powers to do so.

Sophie was around, in case if anything went wrong. And when she saw Rob swinging his arm to hit Candy, her first impulse, without thought, was to jump in front. She can handle a slap on the face. She was already quite a flawed, stupid, guilty child, so it's only fair...

Except... it wasn't a normal slap on the face. She opened her eyes to find herself in an unfamiliar grey desert. Faint electrical buzzing and cracking enveloped her ears. Under her feet, laid uneven white ground of polygons. She stood up, to have a better look for another soul in this world. The only feeling, ensuring her she wasn't dead, was the burning pain on her cheek.

Few mintes later, she found a blue bear, with a flower growing on top of its head, resting peacefully. Near it, was a group of three odd fellows, also deep in slumber. Sophie thought of waking them up, but something inside stopped her from reaching out to touch the fluffy fur...

Walking a bit forward, she saw a bird lady, sitting on the ground. The lady turned around and glanced at frog girl with exhausted eyes. She certainly has gone through a lot, judging by that and burnt tips of hair-feathers.

Suddenly, bird lady got up and asked if Sophie was real. Sophie was confused and answered that she is. A pause followed, after which the lady asked, if she knows anything recently happening to Mr Corneille. Puzzled, Sophie told her of him recently developing fear of people approaching from behind, be it sitting on a chair or standing. Bird lady smiled and revealed her name to be Martha. She did not show it but there were tears of happiness ready to burst at any moment.

Then, a loud crack... The world as Sophie knew it started to break. This desert was not safe. But it seemed so vast, lacking an exit... How did she get here? Mr Rob slapped her on the face, sure, but how is that related?

Sophie could not stand and do nothing. She wanted to run to where she woke up, but Martha stopped here, informing, with a trembling voice, that she has tried to escape this place multiple times. She tried and tried, but there seems only one way. And it's too painful to do alone. Sophie argued they could run together or with the bear group she saw earlier, but Martha interrupted her, saying the group lost interest in escaping, or seems to have lost it. Plus, Sophie was too young to handle the escape, even with an adult. They needed someone else. And that someone is not coming any time soon.

Or so they thought.

The few next minutes, that felt like hours, meshed together in Sophie's memory. All she could remember was getting up and seeing her disfigured, miscolored, polygonal hands. She touched her cheek... The same burning pain. She is still alive.

(Seen above: Sophie on the verge of sobbing.)

We hope you all have enjoyed reading this and we hope that you love our skrunkly as much as we do!! <"333

[andrasta14]

So the cover of my book journal has me feeling like uncultured swine again, because all the book titles on it are famous couples/duos in literature, tv shows and movies etc and at least half of them have me like: ?????

I'm enough of a nerd to want to know where they're all from, and it's been bugging me for years. But Googling them feels somehow unsporting to me. lol (Plus I think some of the spellings are French?)

So...see a pair you recognize? Let me know. 🙏

~ Couples Listed ~

Fanfan & Alexandre = ???

Lana & Clark = Superman

Paul & Joanne = ???

Andromacue & Hector = The Iliad/Greek Mythology

Leonard & Salaì = ???

Orpheus and Eurydice = Greek Mythology

Lisbeth & Miriam = ???

Mathilde & Manech = ???

Chimène & Rodrigue = ???

Emma & Dexter = ???

Yves & Pierre = Yves Saint-Laurent and Pierre Bergé

Arlequin & Columbine = ???

Julien & Mme de Rênal = The Scarlet and the Black

Edward & Vivian = ???

Edith and Marcel = ???

Marty & Jennifer = Back to the Future

Franck & Ava = ???

Jack & Rose = Titantic

Elisabeth & Richard = ???

Chouchou & Loulou = ??? (The hell kind of names are those? lol)

Roger & Jessica = ??? (Idk the first thing that jumped to mind was Roger & Jessica Rabbit lol)

Figaro & Rosine = The Marriage of Figaro

Christian & Anastasia = 50 Shades of Grey

Leeloo & Korhen = ???

Abelard & Héloïse = medieval historical romance, unsure of details

Valmont & Cecile = Dangerous Liaisons

Sam & Molly = ???

Gaston & Melle Jeanne = ???

Drazic & Anita = ???

Don Juan & Charlotte = Don Juan/Don Giovanni

Mike & Susan = Desperate Housewives

Helen & Paris = The Iliad/Greek Mythology

Quasimodo & Esmeralda = The Hunchback of Notre-Dame

Rachel & Ross = Friends

Marilyn & John = Marilyn Munroe and John F. Kennedy?

Satine & Christian = Moulin Rouge

Dorian & Henri = The Portrait of Dorian Gray

Tarzan & Jane = Tarzan

Edward & Bella = Twilight

Nino & Amélie = Amélie

Mulder & Scully = The X-Files

Arthur & Paul = Arthur Rimbaud and Paul Verlaine

Harry & Sally = When Harry Met Sally

Sandy & Danny = Grease

Benny & Joon = Benny & Joon

Toi & Moi = ???

Maverick & Charlie = Top Gun

Candy & Anthony = ???

Odysseus & Penelope = The Odyssey/The Iliad/Greek Mythology

Thelma & Louise = Thelma & Louise

Titus & Berenice = Titus and Berenice is a 1676 tragedy by Thomas Otway.

Ariane & Solal = ???

Paul & Virginie = Paul and Virginie by Jacques-Henri Bernardin de Saint-Pierre (1788).

Johnny & BB = ???

Cyrano & Roxane = Cyrano de Bergerac

Marius & Fanny = ???

Chloe & Colin = ???

Adam & Eve = The Bible

Tristan & Iseult = Tristan and Isolde

Bonnie & Clyde = the historical Bonnie & Clyde

Popeye & Olive = Popeye the Sailor Man

Simone & Yves = ???

Buffy & Angel = Buffy the Vampire Slayer

Lauren & Humphrey = Lauren Bacall and Humphrey Bogart?

Carrie and Mr Big = Sex in the City

Harry & Ginny = Harry Potter series

Clarence & Alabama = ???

Alceste & Célimène = ???

Lancelot & Guinevere = Arthurian legend

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Edit:

From @theduchessofboredom

#arthur & paul could be art (arthur) garfunkel and paul simon #paul & virginie is the title of a famous 18th century novel #nino and amélie is definitely Amélie :) #yves & pierre are yves saint-laurent and pierre bergé

From @that-laj

Marty & Jennifer are from Back to the Future, if they’re the Marty and Jennifer I think they are.

@didoscity

Mike and susan are from desperate housewives (embarassed to know this). Also arthur and paul are definitely, to me, arthur rimbaud and paul verlaine. sorry for simon and garfunkel 😂

oh and titus and berenice is the name of a tragedy by corneille!