Larry: Steve, what's a thot?
Mr. Small: Oh uh...
Mr. Small: A thot is short for a very thoughtful person.
Larry: Oh, okay. Thanks for telling me.
-Later-
Larry: Why thank you so much for this gift, Moon! You're such a thot!
Mr. Corneille: *wheezes* I'm a WHAT?
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Wait, the tsun event has a whole bit dedicated to Malleus bragging about what kitchen appliances he knows how to use? Twst EN just got the milk culinary crucible, which means at the same time Malleus is showing off, the entirety of the EN players are learning Leona doesn't know how to use a microwave. The timing really just makes it feel like Malleus is flexing on Leona XD
it's in Mal's card story rather than in the event proper, but yep! after teaching his tsum proper microwave usage, he takes it on a tour and very proudly shows off his extensive knowledge of household appliances. (except when he thinks his tsum fell into the washing machine and doesn't know how to unlock the lid, so he just. explodes it instead. hashtag just diasomnia things. 🤷)
I do think he and Leona should get into a fight about who has done a better job of learning how to use kitchen tools! Leona has the advantage of having grown up in the modern world, but Malleus has the motivation to actually do literally anything. who will win
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currently relishing in the fact that percy's status in the rrverse is the equivalent of a celebrity guest-starring on a disney channel tv show. i can just hear the imaginary studio audience going wild anytime he appears on screen lmao
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Prompt Title: Scary accidental Harem
Ghost Prince Danny
Danny was adopted by Pariah Dark after some... convincing (Clockwork, blackmailed his former lover >:3) Unfortunately, for Danny, the ghost becomes eligible for summoning.
At first, it was just some random shenanigans, like drunk teens, sleepover rituals, the usual. Until Fenton luck strikes, and he accepts his first sacrificial summoning.
Now Danny has a harem of both scary and hot men and women. Who can now visit his personal haunt/home anytime.
Also, Danny is like over a hundred years old now.
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The difficulties of making threats of vengeance when your nemesis is a hardcore masochist.
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