#mrgoogles

[uw-212]

someone had to make the joke dammit

[honkifex]

sketch based on a thing i saw in a dream

jarovit should absolutely be allowed to have unbridled rage towards googles yay

[searchie]

on a scale of 1/10 how gay is every sekaiju boss

Oh geez.

ThanksgivingDinner: ... I don't know how more CookedTurkeys happen and I'm not sure I want to know either.

DeviledEggsterminator: I don't think the concept of attraction is programmed into it.

Jimbly: He has a wife and nothing indicates him being bi. Definitely an ally though!

Virinus: She's in the negatives she literally killed Hairon... /j, but she is very straight considering Kony

Lleh: Still not gay. Then again do you want LLEH to be gay?

Mona: This is the first one where I can kind of see it. Though I can just as easily see her in the negatives.

Du&Bu: I have no idea

Kony: I mean the guy is dating an alien so who knows

Picutris: At first he thought it was weird, but after a self-finding journey realized it wasn't all that strange after all.

Stellarax: She had a husband

Warmonger: No

Leucipe: Finally a W! I'd solidly put her at 6 or 7.

Quillon: 7

Swarac: Canonically aro

Gyro: Canonically pan

Oonh: Oonh/10 (/j). idk he's a whale

Vermis: idk he's a creature. Actually I might have heard he's actually multiple creatures inhabiting one rock and if that is indeed the case and I'm not crazy then that's pretty gay innit. At least if they're not in the same family if they're related then nevermind.

Termos: idk I can see it 6/10

Com: Somewhere around 5

Vyvin: Definitely closeted 8/10

Vorazoth: That is a rock

Zeth: There is some homestuck hateloving going on between him and Elbus I swear 9/10

Elbus: See above

Ogeid: ... No I don't think so

Cincon: 10/10 canonically gay

Spectrum: Has a husband

Doro: Wife to the above. Worth noting Doro is shorter though so there might be something interesting going on there.

MemoryWell: Uhhhhhhh

Pythias: They're literally 5 PulseBolts that's kind of gay. Assuming it's not like a dad or mom pulsebolt or something.

Hagall (tank): Hagall (tank)

Hairon: Canon gay 10/10

Plasmalde: 5/10 sure why not

Tyriz: He doesn't strike me as very gay but not as very straight either. 3/10? Also 100% an ally either way.

Aversa: More gay than her sister for sure.

Gateau: Probably not

Nelid: Rock

Brand: I think one of the heads is very gay and the other is completely straight that would be funny

Picceli: Straight

Sukhjot: Rock that ruined the life of gay people

PT-01-ANALOG: UNAPPLICABLE.

Faminewreaker: ... No...

MacRoenn: Look how concerned he is for Alviion... CLEARLY there's something there,,, (/j?)

Alviion: Probably less gay than MacRoenn

Guartan: Unlikely. Another robot.

Ophanium: At first I thought there was a lot of tension between him and Raphael but then I realized that'd be pretty weird since Raphael is like literally his creation. Now I imagine Tempus is just a really big dispute between dad Ophanium and rebellious son Raphael.

TA-5: Canon gay 10/10

Hail: If she's gay she doesn't realize it. You could say she's BLIND to it,,,

Plaguebringer:

MrGoogles: Doesn't really get it at all.

Banafrit: If she got out? 8/10 probably.

Daemon: ophione is canon gay 10/10. at this point i dont think daemon cares much about romance though

EssenceOfSekaiju: That is a planet.

[gloriachua]

W8 - Ask Mr. Google

Do I Look Like Google to You?

To be frank, most of the information that I know are mostly from the internet / social media. News such as covid-19, celebrities, missing people and so on, are mostly from someone / some page sharing it on social media. Sometimes, we know too much that we are even qualified to be Mr google. “Kepo” I would say, but I am proud to say that I am part of “kepos” in some areas / topics. 

Crowdsourcing (NGL I did not know what it was)

So, crowdsourcing. According to White (2019), crowdsourcing is the habit of using source of a group focusing on the particular topic. Crowdsourcing has been practiced and existed long before, just that after the help of social media it helps connect people from all around the world. Social media has made it easier for us to search or fill in the gaps that we have in our minds on a particular topic. 

Personally, if you read my previous blogs, you would know that I am quite ignorant when it comes to politics and news that are more ‘adultly’ which are normally boring to me. However, I am a sucker for news relating to celebrities or movie theories. I often read news and click in links I see from Instagram and FaceBook (call me boring but bite me). The social media platforms I use often introduce articles that are related to celebrities or movies (which I am not complaining). Every time after I finish a movie or series, I would always have my own theories on what message the show is trying to portray. After that, I would google or go to the show’s instagram page to search and read on more information. 

Crowdfunding (Ahh this I’ve heard before)

According to Fundable, crowdfunding is one of the ways to collect money from families, friends, customers or even investors primarily through social media. After the help of social media, I often see influencers especially promoting other online users’ GoFundMe websites. The ones I have seen before is when an influencers or a well-known TikToker’s, relative pass away, they would share their GoFundMe page and ask for their fans’ support. 

Personally, I have experienced a time where one of my school mates from my secondary school did a GoFundMe page. Long story short, he/she went to UK for his/her studies. However, he/she had some family troubles happening along the way during his/her studies in UK which caused him/her not to have enough money to continue staying in UK. He/She had to come back to Kuching ASAP so he/she set up a GoFundMe page secretly, but it somehow spread until all of our ex school mates knew about it and donated to help him/her. Oh well that is just a bonus story for this blog. 

Conclusion of GC

In conclusion, social media really made it so much easier for us to search and know more on the topics that we had doubts before or even get to know new knowledge about new topics that we never knew of before. However, we should not abuse this power to spread rumours that can cause chaos. Be “kepos”, but be wise “kepos”. 

References

Fundable, “What is Crowdfunding? Clear, Simple Answers Here.”, viewed on 3 November 2021, <https://www.fundable.com/learn/resources/guides/crowdfunding/what-is-crowdfunding>.

Jacquelyn, W 2019, “What is Crowdsourcing and How Does It Work? Definition and Example”, TheStreet, 22 July, viewed 2 November 2021, <https://www.thestreet.com/personal-finance/education/what-is-crowdsourcing-15026002>.

[arnaitikshah]

#skeuomorphdesignstudio #naitikshah #mood #artworkinprogress #mrgoogle (at Surat, Gujarat) https://www.instagram.com/p/B8oIm9gl0a1/?igshid=1p5ryajmz41vh

[srbachchan]

DAY 4753

Jalsa, Mumbai                      Mar 5/6,  2021                 Fri/Sat 1;23 AM

A book .. a book from an admirer of Babuji .. an admirer that has collected all the letters that Babuji wrote to him .. and each communication has the depth and learning of an Encyclopedia .. 

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

.. and the laughter is on the above ..

.. on typing encyclopedia , I get a spell error indicator .. so I make the ‘e’ capital and the error goes .. 🤣 .. so I go to check on the spell and they do not have the word in mrGoogle .. 

.. and really why should they .. its a set of books giving information, it finally says  .. really ? haha .. but we do not need them anymore .. there are a hundred other such applications that do the same job and in greater speed and capacity .. and detail 

modus operandi changeth .. the world changeth .. what was once the eventual has been surpassed and forgotten .. has become material for the trash can .. obsolete .. . unwanted .. beyond any use ..

.. the DVD player, the Blue Ray Player .. video cassettes .. dvd’s .. machinery that was so prevalent then now done with .. old clothes old sunglasses .. old shoes .. 

no no no .. no old clothes no old sunglasses no old shoes .. i made that mistake years ago when I discarded them all and the Son reprimanded me ... i know now .. they all came back into fashion .. the old gramophone player with the needle is back also .. the 73 rpm and the 33 rpm records etc., .. the rotation phone numbers telephone .. the covers of these records .. posters and material hand painted and not digital made ..

gosh so many .. now of antique value ..

SO ..  

for got about the book of letters in this mêlée ..

and invariably you open a page and there it is staring at you in the face ..

‘व्यक्ति का संघर्ष भी , युग के संघर्ष का एक पक्ष होता है ‘ ..  

the struggles of a person are indeed an aspect of the struggles of an era 

Amitabh Bachchan

[stusaph]

If you’ve missed these, and I have 😏( since the death of the actor last year 😕) do yourself a favour and use MrGoogle to find “Downfall 2020 Election” meme. As an avid viewer of all Downfall memes over the years, the in joke is wondering what the creator will do with all the cues we know are coming.. the ladies sharing a word in the hall, the SS furtive glances, the collar move , the pen toss, the final resignation.... This does not disappoint ! 😁🙌🏻 Enjoy https://www.instagram.com/p/CHNqda8g8L3/?igshid=zl573i0jx29q

[coolfuturevisions-blog]

4. Hakukoneoptimointi

Googlehaku on maailman käytetyin hakukone verkossa. Siksi hakutuloksissa ensimmäiseksi pääseminen on erittäin arvokasta yrityksen tai verkkosivun näkökulmasta. Se on myös vaikeaa ja toisinaan myös erittäin kallista, mikäli samalla alalla on paljon suosiota tai kilpailua.

Miten sitten pääsee ensimmäiseksi tai ensimmäisten joukkoon googlen hauissa? Käytännössä googlen hakua ohjaa algoritmi, joka määrittää erisivustot erilaisin perustein. Algoritmi määrittää eri sivustojen arvojen erilaisin keinoin, jotka nostavat sivuston prioriteettia hakukoneen silmissä. Erilaisia arvostusta määrittäviä keinoja ovat muun muassa kävijämäärät, linkitykset eri sivuilla ja linkit eri sivuille, mainokset, monipuolisuus(esim. YouTube videot), yhteensopivuus eri laitteille sekä lisäksi sivujen optimointi kuvien, tekstin, otsikoiden ja järjestyksen osalta. Algoritmi antaa näille erilaisia painoarvoja ja yritys voi yrittää parantaa omaa sijoitustaan alansa hakujen joukossa. Jotta hakukonetta olisi helpompi ymmärtää, sitä voi ajatella verkostona, jossa pisteitä saa sitä enemmän mitä enemmän kytköksiä muihin on. Lisäksi se kuinka hyvin oma sivu mukailee itse MR. Googlea, antaa ns.käytöspisteitä, jotka nostavat statusta. Päälle kun laitetaan vielä suosion nostattama status, niin meininki alkaa kuulostaa politiikalta ja toisaalta, eräänlaista verkkopolitiikkaahan se onkin.

Algoritmin määrityksien tuntemista pidetään verkkomarkkinoinnin Graalin maljana. Markkinoijat pyrkivät kaikin keinoin saamaan mahdollisimman hyvin mukautetut sivut, jotta sivustot nousisivat hakutilastoissa. Tämä on tietenkin ymmärrettävää, sillä useimmat yritykset maksavat mielettömän suuria summia sivujensa näkyvyydestä, jotta saisivat asiakkaat omille sivuillensa eikä kilpailijan. Ja mikäli sivujen näkyvyyttä voi parantaa optimoinnilla, ollaan siihen valmiita panostamaan isojakin rahoja. Hakukoneoptimoinnista onki kehittynyt jo lähes oma tieteenalansa markkinoinnin ammattilaisten keskuudessa. Lisäksi moni pieni yritys on saanut hyvän lähdön uralleen, keskittymällä osaamisessaan tälle sektorille.

http://www.google.fi/intl/fi/webmasters/docs/search-engine-optimization-starter-guide-fi.pdf

[annielocalgodkisser]

ok since searchie dropped the lord that mr googles had a mom, i decided to make my own lore up for her …. since im genuinely interested

she (as searchie stated in the ask) was very overbearing towards her son during her scientist career (assuming she Was a scientist in the past), because i believe she wanted her son to be Exactly like her . she also commonly sassed younger googles when he didnt do the exact thing she wanted him to do

as time went on, the two started to lose more and more contact until googles had fully cut her off . after this (or during the time they were losing contact), she had retired, and decided to settle either in mountaglace or permafrost (more leaning towards permafrost)

in present day, she’s still kicking! she still has the sass (and slight evilness) to her but overall she’s more kinder and sweeter towards the folk of the new place she’s living at

she still worries to her son to this day, and possibly even feels guilty for the way she acted towards him in her past .

erhmmmm that’s all i really cooked up, i genuinely found the idea of mama g really interesting ….. also hi searchie if you’re reading this :3c

[honkifex]

from january . i love drawing roblox guys i love drawing roblox guys

(leopard seal is an oc)

[umgnetwork]

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