#mumbo jumbo you are afk

[pearcethinks]

"-'Hey, can I have this permit that doesn't exist?' Yes you can! Please fill out form MJYAAFK!!" -Grian in hc10 episode 7

[rhyzzzzzz]

I find it so cute that Grian could actually not do his task around mumbo cuz he just laughed at all of his jokes 😭

[dumbassotd]

When grian said "yes you can! Please fill out form M.J.Y.A.A.F.K!" I immediately knew what it stood for and got so many flashbacks to season 6...

[raspberrymoonx]

“MJYA-AFK”

Mumbo Jumbo You Are AFK

Did anyone else catch this?

[enbyandyy]

GRIAN

"SEASON 6 FORM MUMBO JUMBO YOU ARE AFK" GRIAN.

image ID: [a screenshot from the inside of a minecraft book reading "Form MJYAAFK06" end ID]

[give-grian-rights]

Hermitcraft - Basic History of Teams!

Alright. Buckle in.

Only a few days from now, and Hermitcraft 10 will begin! If you're new, I hope this helps!

Hermitcraft has existed for over ELEVEN YEARS now! While very few have been here for every single season, with the exception of our lovely Tumblr Resident, and official Tumblr Sexy Man Joe Hills, and our derp Xisumavoid.

You are under NO obligation to watch every season. There are probably few, if any, active users in this community who have. It's just not possible to watch it all. You don't need to watch the previous seasons to enjoy our community space! While there are a lot of back-references, for MOST people, it doesn't extend to lore and actions any older than season 6.

Most of the Hermits are associated with specific other members, despite ALL OF THEM taking turns collaborating, interacting, and sometimes building whole new dynamics and factions in the process. Some of the team-ups that you'll see referred to in fandom-spaces and the occasional one-off mention from our creators, include:

(Season 5) NHO, New Hermit Order - Docm77, Ethoslab, Bdoubleo100, and VintageBeef. Living in a jungle while having "fights" with others. Attempts to tax those who enter their jungle, had traps around it, and criticized the then-popular AFK Fishing Farms. Bdoubleo100, or Bdubs, especially enjoyed stealing from these. (Season 5-6) Convex, or ConCorp - GoodTimesWithScar and Cubfan135. One group I am the least familiar with unfortunately. They built a brand around the Vexes, with their business having pretty extreme low-morals that includes pollution and war profiteering.

(Season 6) ArciTects - Very close to be naming "BuildStone", it was proposed by and founded by Grian to Mumbo, later giving an invite to Iskall85. The purpose of this alliance was for builders to help redstoners, and redstoner to help builders. It accumulated in the ATTEMPT of founding the "greatest shop in the history of Hermitcraft", Sahara. It was, hilariously, a very large failure. Grian miraculously managed to entirely ruin the system with a single baked potato. No, I don't know how.

(Season 6) G-Team & Team STAR (Superior Tactical Alliance for Retaliation) - The Hermitcraft Civil War, consisted of a long list of minor conflicts in which various members of Hermitcraft blamed other people for pranks they committed, eventually spiraling into the confusion that was The Civil War! G-Team: Grian, TangoTek, Iskall85, Joe Hills, ZombieCleo, StressMonster101, and iJevin. Team STAR: Docm77, WelsKnight, FalseSymmetry, ImpulseSV Xisuma, RenDog

Mumbo Jumbo acted as a mole in Team Star, for the G-Team. He created this commercial for Team STAR. Team STAR made a very iconic diss track, which was soon remixed. It is a...Very iconic piece of Hermitcraft fandom. The result was Joe Hill's Response, in his short video also remixed by the same creator. Albeit missing the additions of the totally real voices of the other G-Team members

(Season 6) Area 77 & The Hippies - (I didn't finish Hippies POV and i didn't watch anything of Doc or Scar's POV of this unfortunately) Area 77 was founded by (unsurprisingly) Docm77, and GoodTimesWithScar, where they were doing experiments and studying abonomalies. SOmehow, this lead into Grian, once again, turning against them and forming The Hippies with the help of Ren, with Impulse soon joining. The conflict primarily consisted of them griefing Area 77 with flowers.

(Season 7) Boomers Demolition - Early game business formed by TangoTek, Bdoubleo100, and ImpulseSV which consistedo f almost exclusively non-duped TnT demolition, and was very fun!!

(Season 7) The Mycellium Resistance/HEP (Hermitcraft Environmental Protection) Hermicraft 7 saw Grian introduce the Hermitcraft Mayoral Election, created with the idea of putting Mumbo in as a puppet-government. If I had a nickel for every time Grian tried to start a puppet government (at this point) I'd have two nickels, which isn't a lot but it's weird it happened twice. Grian and Mumbo lost. In it's place was GoodTimesWIthScar. As Mayor, they had further control over the shopping district. Scar's promise was to replace the shopping district's Mycellium with grass. Despite very happily admitting that grass looked better, Grian, in a moment of nostalgia, decided to replace some Mycellium. Scar proceeded by putting caution tape around the area. This spiraled into The Turf War

Mycellium Resistance: Grian (Mother Spore), ImpulseSV, RenDog, XBCrafted, iJevin, Ethoslab, StressMonster101, Docm77, and Mumbo Jumbo HEP/Mayor Scar: Scar, Bdoubleo100, Keralis, Xisumavoid, TangoTek, Cubfan135, FalseSymmetry, Mumbo Jumbo, who joined due to them having the better vault. Etho had intended on being a double-agent, selling information to Scar. His information, however, was useless on purpose and decided to pledge full loyalty to The Resistance.

(Season 8) Boatem Hole - Grian, Mumbo Jumbo, GoodTimesWithScar, ImpulseSV and PearlescentMoon more or less stumbled and tripped into forming a group after innocently stacking boats and crafting tables and crystals on a pole, dubbed Boatem Poll. They then proceeded to create a hole down to bedrock, and eventually into the void, called the Boatem Hole. It was a large plains biome which was turned into varying mountain terraforming and the like from all of them and was connected in some small ways.

(Season 8) The Big Eyed Crew - Bdoubleo100, Keralis, and TangoTek. Tango did not, in fact, have big eyes and instead wore sunglasses to compensate. They had a town and shopping area and was occasionally dragged into pranks by the Boatem Crew.

(Season 8) Octogon/Goatem - Docm77 and RenDog! Main rivals with Boatem (thus the Goatem - pole of goats) had a mega business, game-breaking creations, and jaw-dropping spidery teal-and-deepslate creations. Weird Science!

(Season 9) Soup Crew - ImpulseSV, PearlescentMoon, GeminiTay. Made the CRAZIEST combo-base where all their different themes blended into a cohesive build

(Season 9) Buttercups - Grian, MumboJumbo, and GoodTimesWithScar. What's up, Buttercup? They formed after an incient where Scar and Grian blew up a massive, complex tunnel bomber in Doc's base. They could not understand how to repair it, and left a few diamond blocks before conflict started. They dragged Mumbo in, and had a robot fight with...

(Season 9) The Perimeter - Docm77 and RenDog. Doc's base, known as The Perimeter, teamed with Ren to attack the Buttercups using walking redstone creations to do a robot fight. Due to an issue with one of the server's plugins, they all re-logged, breaking one of the bots and ending with Buttercup's bot to do more harm to itself than the Perimeter's, but ultimately the destruction did prevent Doc and Ren from getting any further. Ren and Doc then launched flying TnT dupers, which looked like butterflies, towards all of the Buttercups' bases and camp. They stopped them both, with one butterfly destroying The Perimeter's own bot even further.

I am so sure that I'm missing some, but I am losing my mind with all this trying to remember them all!! I hope this could give people an idea of who they might enjoy watching!

[charbeloved]

FINALLY WATCHING HERMITCRAFT STARTING FROM GRIAN'S FIRST EVER

MUMBO JUMBO YOU ARE AFK IS FROM EPISODE 2 OF HIS FIRST SEASON AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA I THOUGHT IT WAS FROM LIKE SEASON 8?? OR 9????

[kittyb1tz]

Mumbo Jumbo You Are AFK

you sneaky little shit

[minecraftbookshelf]

The LiveAndLetRain Master-Master Post

Because tumblr search function is notoriously unreliable, to the point im struggling to find my own things when i want them for reference so im making this, mostly for myself but if you want to use it go for it!

That being said, my tag for my original posts is #rain rambles

I tag all the Technoblade memorial art I reblog with #technoblade never dies (specifically the memorial-vibes art, so this is a bit subjective but just a heads up if this is something you want to avoid)

I am on AO3

This is my pinned post on my main which is an index of all my fandom specific sideblogs

MASTER POSTS:

The AU In Which All the Marriages Are Arranged/Marriage of State AU Empires SMP Season 1 AU featuring fantasy agricultural economics and linguistics and arranged marriages that cover the full romantic-platonic spectrum. This is my major project, currently. Everything relating to it an be found under the tag #marriage of state au and the master post has important posts, fics, art, and organizational tags linked on it.

Avatar: The Legend of Jimmy Group discussion and brainstorming post that has spawned at least one au, and some fic and art

FANFICTION:

Adventures in Grian-Napping (Life Series Urban Fantasy AU based off of Grian’s LimLife AFK Episode) COMPLETE - Tumblr || AO3

Limited Life Oneshots - Tumblr 1 2 3 || AO3

The Elements of an Inter-Dimensional Prison Break (Life Series & Evolution SMP AU taking place overlapping and at the end of Limited Life) WIP - Tumblr Part 1 Part 2 || AO3 || Summarized [Currently in stasis while i rework it and revamp it]

To Walk A Mile In Each Others Shoes (My take on the concept of Double Life soulbond pairs sharing physical traits and abilities over the bond) COMPLETE - Team Ranchers || Team Box || Dessert Duo || The Boat Boys || The Homewreckers || Bad Math || Tilly Death Do Us Part || AO3

Gone Fishing (Life Series Urban Fantasy AU ft. Gaslight, Gatekeep, Girlboss + Martyn. Oneshot) COMPLETE - Tumblr || AO3

Flip-Flopped Hermits (ficlets written for the hermit fanon swap prompt meme) STANDALONE COLLECTION, WIP - AO3 || Tumblr - Hypno & Stress Cub & xB and Pearl & Mumbo (bonus Grian) Gem & Impulse Etho & Bdubs

Marriage of State AU Series WIP - AO3 || Tumblr links in the AU masterpost

After the End (SOS SMP post-finale ficlet ft. fWhip and Joey. Two alternate endings, I recommend reading the second one first) COMPLETE - AO3 || Tumblr Ending 1 Ending 2

LIFE SERIES (and overlap) META & THINKY THOUGHTS:

Concerning Patterns Out of Context Snippet from Future Fanfiction Shortform 3rd Life Ren & Joel Compare/Contrast Repeating Patterns: Smajor, Ren, & Martyn 3rd & Last Life Ethoslab & LDshadowlady Final Death Scars || The Diagrams Thereof: TAG FOR THE UPDATED VERSIONS The original posts: Part 1 Part 2 Part 3 Part 4 Part 5 Martyn's Betrayal Watcher Lore Meets Hermitcraft Recap Rain Judges the Watchers for Feeding Inefficiently Middle Child Jimmy Solidarity Evolution/Life Family Tree & Relationship Web (Updated version at the bottom of the post) Falling Birbs This one messed up my notifications inbox for like two days and it is specifically inthelittlewoods fault Life Series Wing Headcanons 3rd Life Flower Husbands: Fated Tragedy Scott Smajor Has Been Spiting the Watchers Since Third Life The Ship Burns Everything Burns The More Things Change The More They Stay The Same

RANDOM BITS AND BOBS:

Life Series Lore/Bit Poll OG Edition (Season Specific Follow-up Coming Soon!) Watercolor Sniffer Skizzleman Skizzleman Does Whatever A Skizzle Can The True Potential of Empires S1: Scott and Gem's kidnapping MCYT Wings: Grian || Jimmy Solidarity || Pearlescentmoon || Philza || Hannahxxrose || Geminitay (not wings but close enough) Mumbo Jumbo was the EvoSMP Escape Plan All Along Empires S2 White Collar AU For the Poor? My Most Correct MCC Opinion The Price of Being Birb

[theminecraftbee]

Since the online TCG meta has absolutely shifted even in the past couple hours it seems like, what are your thoughts on a counter to the Mumbo/Stress prankster build? Ive been thinking about a stall deck built around Tango and Joe, or any other hermits with similar abilities like Pearl, Hypno, or Cub; anything that would make Mumbo afk and/or force your opponent to take as many turns as possible without being able to directly damage you or use tnt

Your earlier deck based around not letting your opponent play is honestly a great basis for a counter, so I wanted to know what you're thinking with something like that? (sorry for sending so many asks, you totally don't have to respond obv. but you seem interested in the game and have some good ideas that I think could help knock the current juggernaut that is Mumbo sopping-wet-cat Jumbo out)

I think pearl is a very good counter for stress, since she prevents her attack from hitting; the main problem is that pearl is inconsistent. since stress’s attack requires three prankster items, I think the lead is probably a decent counter, ESPECIALLY against turn 2 stress that uses the double energy. the lead will always be online against her, given that she can’t use YOLO safely if she’s the only card on the field. playing a higher volume of hermits also helps against YOLO, since she can’t steal wins if you never have a hermit alone on the field.

meanwhile, you also have to worry about mumbo, who is cheap and hits hard. something like pearl is also probably good here! unlike with stress, though, armor is also good against mumbo. I tend to prefer iron (or diamond, although I normally have more to do with my rare card slots than that) to gold, but gold armor also seems to work well.

ultimately, I’m curious if prankster/stress is more of a “tier one decks with several tier two decks that counterplay it but aren’t quite as good” scenario or a “tier zero, the best counterplay for her is to play the same deck” scenario. meta clearly hasn’t settled yet, so only time will tell! maybe we’re wrong and she’s NOT the best deck, and someone will shop something different! or maybe beef will shock us all and errata her, lol. only time will tell!

also I don’t mind the asks if you can’t tell I love rambling about card games,

[ok-ish-hermitcraft-headcanons]

Ok hear me out, in the AFK Song (or any of grian's songs that got remixed) whenever there's a higher/lower pitched backing vocal it's one or more of his birds singing along and repeating the last word(s) he said

ex: Mumbo Jumbo you are AFK~ (AFK~) I'm gonna take that mustasch away~ (mustasch away~) mumbo mumbo mumbo AFK~ (AFK~) I'm gonna take that mustasch away~

Oh that’s fun!!

[solidsnakecheekz]

MUMBO JUMBO YOU ARE AFK REFERENCE IN SEASON 10 OF HERMITCRAFT?

ITS MORE LIKELY THAN YOU THINK

[syn4k]

being a hermitcraft fan is just casually giving a brief explanation of the events of s6-s9 as quickly as you can to an irl/otherwise unenlightened friend and having them just stare at you like. what. this also goes for explaining events to people who havent been in the fandom as long. yeah grian time traveled back to beta in s6 with impulse and zedaph. yeah docm77 literally crashed the server multiple times while EVERYONE ELSE WAS OFFLINE and kicked an afk mumbo jumbo just to make this fucked up thing called the infinity portal. there was a build war that stretched to build height. all in the same goddamn season. i love hermitcraft

[amaranthinecanicular]

his name is mumbo jumbo

a c!mumbo jumbo playlist | spotify

i. um, it’s kind of a lot will wood / ii. why am i anxious tom cardy / iii. mr. blue sky electric light orchestra / iv. money, money, money abba / v. if i were a rich man fiddler on the roof / vi. pretender steve aoki / vii. mister cellophane chicago / viii. be calm fun. / ix. 3 o’clock things ajr / x. a complete list of fears ages 5-28 (aprox) the yellow dress / xi. fireflies owl city / xii. girl jukebox the ghost / xiii. landsailor vienna teng / xiv. on a crescendo steam powered giraffe / xv. way less sad ajr / xvi. go spine go steam powered giraffe / xvii. mumbo jumbo afk elybeatmaker 

happy holidays, @cookiethestar! from @mcytblrholidayexchange, i hope you enjoy. three more below!

grian | goodtimeswithscar | life series

[enbyandyy]

every now and again i think im normal about mumbo and grian then grian pulls a mumbo jumbo you are afk and i FUCKING DIE

[cabbagegunk]

impulsesv is so frerardpilled chemicalcore Not coming off anon for this one

no but seriously imagine it yorue seeing elybeatmaker in concert abd he goes we have a surprise for you. all of a suddemn grian star comes out and start singong mumbo jumbo you are afk. when grian gets to the chorus someone else starts singing... 'listen grian nobody touches my buish youre done; lights flash everywhere and you see elybeatmaker singing along with grian while xisuma is singing hermitgang. everyone in the crowd is going wild and crying. then if things couldnt get any better frank oiro and gerard wsy walk on to stage and kiss holding the gay flag