#munchin cat

[blacclotus]

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO THIS MUNCHKIN CAT :DDD

I'm sleep deprived at this point

Twt post as always

[yayayachi]

“Just like a doughnut

I’ve wondered into a love loop

No beginning or end”

-Doughnut by Twice

Aka me relating any love song to the love square and having to draw it.

[saffronscales]

Trans dad goose part 222???????????????????? Thank u for the chance 🙏

take this abomination

[milliesmommysblog]

[akascow]

weird how dogs were like crossbred and genetically modified into oblivian to create all these vastly different breeds and cats have been virtually the same since ancient times

[hazel-islivingtrash]

Hello, your ao3 pfp is so cute!

Hiii! Thank you so much :)) ❤️❤️❤️ When I first started publishing "From the Start" I wanted to have something rather than nothing. I had been quoting that "Here kitty, you can has cheeseburger" meme for a while so I chose the cat!

For those who don't know, it's this video:

Thank you again lol ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

[janitorhutcherson]

Need more stoner mike content. Ily and thank you 💞😚❤️😚💞💖💞😘

stoner!mike headcanons bc why not i’m in the mood :p nsfw warning for the last one

stoner!mike would be so silly. he’d be the type of guy to have everything under the sun, bongs, edibles, pipes, rolls… you name it. he had it. he was always so excited to show you something new he had for his collection. if you’re a baby stoner, there’s nothing he loved more than teaching you about the different strains, the different ways to get high. he loved nothing more than holding a pipe to your lips, helping you light the front since he was afraid you’d burn yourself. he was always so careful. he loved holding a joint in his hands for you to hit or to blow smoke into your mouth, tilting your head back.

stoner!mike was also extremely careful since abby lived with him. he had a safe in his room protected by a code (your birthday, actually) that only you two could get into you. he typically only smoked late at night, when abby’s eyes were tightly closed. he’d sit outside on the back porch with you, careful not to let any smoke or smell into the house. his favorite were the weekends when abby was away. you two would hot box the fuck out of his bathroom, closing the door and stuffing towels underneath the crack in between the bottom and the floor. you’d both sit on the floor that had been cleaned for the occasion, the entire room covered in pillows, blankets, pizza boxes, and other goodies, taking rips and hits.

stoner!mike gets the munchies, since we’re on the topic of food. he LOVES to eat as is, but especially when he’s high. the two of you would either order a shit ton of chinese or a shit ton of pizza. there would be wings, breadsticks, garlic knots, cheesy bread, different kinds of pizzas, pastas. he’s also a sandwich guy, always making of intricate sandwiches with you, much like shaggy and scooby. all while munchin’ and smokin’ with you, he’d love to have the TV on in the background, playing vibrate horror movies with gory scenes. sometimes he’d opt for the sound of heavy music in the background, enjoying the vibrations in his body.

stoner!mike would be extremely touchy while high. he’s the type of guy to get all cuddly, his entire body buzzing with desperation, wanting to feel your touch. he’d rub up against you like a cat, hold you in his arms, even stroke your cheek. he’d take advantage of every moment he could with you, touching your thighs softly or hand feeding you chips, holding your drink up to your lips. things you were perfectly capable of doing yourself, but you loved when he did them for you. he loved nothing more than pressing his nose against yours, both of your eyes glazed and bloodshot as the earthy smell filled the room. he’d press a soft kiss to your lips, which on occasion would leave to something different.

**NSFW WARNING**

stoner!mike is so incredibly horny. he turns into a hormone monster once his brain gets all fuzzy. his handsy, cuddly attitude turns into one much different. suddenly he’s got you on his thigh, guiding your hips back and forth against his, using your leg that’s tucked between his own legs to grind against. he’s kissing your neck, tugging at your underwear, biting every inch of skin he can get to. he’ll take hits from off your chest, kiss you after taking a hit, put a joint in your mouth while you ride him. he loves a good lazy fuck when you’re both stoned out of your mind. there’s certainly nothing he loves more than filling you up, keeping himself tucked deep inside of you as the two of you cuddle up, finishing the last of the joint.

[writersdrug]

Shame on me for getting my cat a crinkly toy bc now he can't stop munchin and crunchin on it and I can't sleep

[animalstablets]

Fun facts about Dr. Teeth:

He is the lead singer and keyboardist of The Electric Mayhem

He was sharing an apartment with Zoot and Animal in Silver Lake before he met Floyd and Janice

He ran an illegal bed and breakfast out of the old church the band used to practice in

His musical influences are Dr. John, Elton John, and Liberace

He has two stories on how he fashioned his gold tooth

The first one is he got it from a voodoo princess named Tianna in Tupelo

The second one is he melts down his gold records to brighten up his smile

He has stretchy arms, better to hug you with

He keeps a piece of the Northern Lights underneath his hat

He loves cheesecake 🍰 (🎶munchin' on a cheesecake, munchin' on a cheesecake, munchin' on a cheesecake🎶)

He once saved Janice from being sacrificed on the altar of a pig cult while she sang "With a Little Help from My Friends"

He's allergic to cats

According to Walter, he's a beekeeper in his spare time

[vurelly]

Same anon about the sticker ask no, not those ones. I meant the other ones with the beady eye sun and moon with a thousand yard stare munchins the ones that are a little near the bean cat boy sticker. That's the one that's seems to be having issues and I asked cause I wasn't sure if they were available or not any more.

these ones?

they're still available! i've got about 5-6 extra of each currently in stock, so stand-alone orders will get sent out this week. anything bought with a pre-order, though, will be sent out when all my new stuff gets in.

[justkeeponsimming]

Horse Ranch Update #2! 🐎 Achak and Camila got engaged and married in the gorgeous vistas of Chestnut Ridge! 🐎 The newlyweds are expecting their first 'lil ranch hand! 🐎 Furry friends galore! Echo has a new companion, Boots the mare. Dusty the cat loves snoozin' and attackin' anything that gets too close! Bandit spends his days zoomin' around the farm and playin' with the new additions! Dotty the sheep and Spotty the goat leap freely around the ranch! Moosic the cow and Fernando the llama love lazy mornings munchin' on grass! There are too many chickens to name! 🐎 The ranch expanded! This huge plot of land is runnin' out of room for all these critters!

[tinytourist]

Guanabana Gang

On Friday morning, our chauffeur Stacia transported us to La Fortuna. As we approached where we thought our Airbnb was, we lost service. The directions were not at all clear, and our hanger won out, so we quit and went for lunch at the first place we saw.

It turned out to be everything we needed: fresh dragonfruit, maracuya, and guanabana juice accompanied by fresh ceviche, garlic shrimp, and wait for it…more fish. We hopped on the wifi, downloaded the map, and successfully found our Airbnb!

After checking in, we went to the Don Olivio chocolate tour. Immediately upon arrival, we were greeted with bananas, papaya, and chocolate fudge. To say the least, we were already into it. We took a quick look at the surrounding fruit trees and saw a two-toed sloth named Maria munchin’ on some hibiscus leaves.

We saw pink bananas AKA bird food, green-rinded oranges, guanabana, and cacao, and we took shots of sugar cane rum. Our guide cracked open the cacao and gave us each a bean covered in a sweet mango-flavored coating. At the end of the tour, we sat down and somehow consumed hot chocolate and pure hot coffee with a bit of fresh vanilla extract.

On our way back from the tour, we stopped at a local grocery store where we got some local coffee and an assortment of road trip snacks including ceviche-flavored plantain chips, which we ate for dinner because we were too pooped to go out.

The next morning, we had some of that 100% Arabica coffee, and Stacia & Jess were twitching, but it helped us get on the road by 7 am! Less than an hour later with a few bumps along the way, we were at Arenal River canyon for our canyoneering/zip-lining adventure.

We did 4 repels through waterfalls, 2 zip-lines, and 3 jumps into the water. Stacia was the most scared with me at a close second but only for the free-jumps. Frances took everything like a champ. Our lunch was included at the Mistico Hanging Bridges Park where we got a spectacular view of the Arenal volcano, saw an anteater, and got a huge plate of Costa Rican almuerzo.

Back at the BnB, we relaxed by reading in the hammock before getting dressed up and listening to our old college playlists. We hit up downtown La Fortuna and got two excellent tangerine ceviches because what is a meal in Costa Rica without ceviche?? We then got a drink at Lava Lounge, where we listened to some sub-par live reggae and hung out with a pregnant cat.

The next morning, we all woke up at our leisure and went to Mirador El Silencio for our morning rainforest hike, which included a trail with a great view of Arenal along volcanic rocks. We said “¡buenas!” to a few cows on our way out and then headed to the Ecotermales Hot Springs.

This is Arenal’s only truly natural hot springs, and it felt like paradise. We ate a wonderful buffet of fresh food and Stacia announced “I’ve never been happier in my life” as she held the bare chicken in her hands.

It was a little hot outside to be jumping from hot pool to hot pool but luckily we found a cooler spot and some shade. We left feeling completely relaxed.

For dinner, we went to La Street where Stacia and Frances split a huge taco platter, and I got fish with hearts of palm and mashed potatoes with a gooseberry on top. We ate until we could eat no more, and then we walked it off. Frances dove into a hearts of palm rabbit hole and learned that we should avoid single-stemmed hearts of palm.

[citsymtheprotogen]

I made up a warrior cat oc maker, feel free to check it out and comment what you got

Prefix is the first letter of your name

A-Apple

B-Bat

C-Cream

D-Daisy

E-Eagle

F-Feather

G-Gull

H-Hail

I-Ice

J-Juniper

K-Kesterel

L-Lion

M-Mouse

N-Nettle

O-Osprey

P-Petal

Q-Quiet

R-Russet

S-Silver

T-Turtle

U-Rye

V-Violet

W-Willow

X-Wave

Y-Lightning

Z-Fire

Suffix is the last letter of your name

A-Lake

B-Bounce

C-Flame

D-Flight

E-eye

F-Fur

G-Shade

H-Hop

I-Heart

J-Jump

K-Shine

L-Leap

M-Light

N-Night

O-Pelt

P-Pounce

Q-Wish

R-Ripple

S-Stream

T-Tuff

U-Fang

V-Whisper

W-Wing

X-Song

Y-Speckle

Z-Wish

Birth month is your rank

January-Kit

February-Apprentice

March-Med cat

April-Warrior

May-deputy

June-leader

July-queen

August-elder

September-rouge

October-Kittypet

November-loner

December-outcast

Favorite color is color of pelt/breed

Red-calico

Orange-Tuxeto

Yellow-munchin

Green-Torishell

Blue-Ticked tabby

Purple-Albino

Pink-Chimera

Black-Bangle

While-Siamese

Other-your choice

[milliesmommysblog]

[bookwyrminspiration]

I pull up in a stolen Ferrari, munchin and crunchin on some spicy chips. You don’t know how I found you. I don’t know how I found you.

Do you get in the stolen Ferrari so we can go pet feral cats together? Serious question.

Okay well. depends. what time are you pulling up and when are we getting back? i don't do well with long outings without a definite end time, so if we're just riding off into the sunset forever probably not i got things to do. like sit in my room. but like. if we're just going out for the afternoon. perhaps. would depend on how much homework I have to do.

so to summarize: i'd need more specific context to know whether I'd say yes or no. i'd want to go pet feral cats together regardless, but I have Needs To Know Everything Beforehand And Cannot Adapt To Change Quickly disorder so realistically. we've got some things to work out