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columboscreens · 1 year

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#columbo #season 7 #murder under glass #theyre playing a game of how long can you keep a live snail in your mouth #columbo is winning

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incorrectsvlegends · 3 months

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Pecharunt: I’ve been described as a ‘heartless villain’ and a 'little shit’, but I prefer… 'has alternative ways of having fun’.

#pokemon #incorrect pokemon quotes #incorrect quotes #pokemon scarlet and violet #pecharunt #this could be like most sv legends tbh #the way the sv legendary cast is 'murder snail. murder cat. murder fish. murder dog. murder bird. murder oni. attempted murder turtle.#adorable precious lizard. but the other is... surprise! murder lizard #is why i love the sv legendary cast so much

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ct-multifandom · 2 months

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If I met award-winning murder mystery author Stuart Turton (the 7 1/2 deaths of Evelyn Hardcastle, the devil and the dark water, the last murder at the end of the world) in person, I would gift him a copy of the zero escape trilogy the way Matpat gave the pope undertale

#zero escape #ze #stuart turton #recently finished his third book it was good #ze fans y’all would like them they have timeline shenanigans and evil murder boats and murder among apocalypse survivors and #shitting in from another history and intriguing AI characters and twist villains and pestilence and big puzzles with pressing time limits #allyship and betrayal and mysterious lab facilities #all that stuff you guys love. unfortunately he has yet to get to bomb collars snails or bisexual men but there’s still time

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oneslimybastard · 2 months

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But doctor... I am Pagliacci! :o(

#snail's snaily art #original art #artists on tumblr #clown art #clown #sad clown #i was having a bad art day but salvaged it by beginning to paint just a really pensive clown #tfw u cant even lure kids into the sewer to murder them because you forgot to take your antidepressants :(#digital art

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thedarkmongoose · 2 years

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snails reproduce by jabbing their partner (snail symbolism in hannibal)

“In those species studied, the dart appears to deliver hormones into the partner to increase the chance of paternity.“

“Feeling paternal, Will?”

#hannigram #hannibal x will #hannibal memes #hannibal meta #hannibal shitpost #meta #hannibal crack #hannibal #hannibal lecter #will graham #nbc hannibal #hannibal nbc #murder husbands #mizumono #meme #science #snails

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loveualottie · 6 months

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#jrwi #just roll with it #jrwi one shots #jrwi paradise chronicles #jrwi monster control service #jrwi murder mystery #jrwi snail mail #do we still do polls ? i never log on anymore #this is self serving btw these are all my favourites #if you pick chase tho I am terrified of you #ceej original

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snailvibes · 2 months

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New life is strange fnaf au fic chapter is up!! It’s mostly pricefield developing centered so enjoy a doodle from my favorite scene of it <33

#local idiot denies that she’s blatantly in love with her best friend who is also blatantly in love with her too #in her defense she’s too busy trying to figure out why an animatronic deer and rabbit tried to murder her the other night #snails ramblings

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tala-the-artist · 16 days

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(content warning: a wasp)

A bit of lore

Beetle Khan wasn't my first choice for his solver form (and probably isn't the final draft).

Waaaaaaay back when, I had his form modeled after a Tarantula Hawk Wasp.

Of course I had other ideas (and still do), like a Giant Anteater, Owl, keeping him as a Bat of course, etc.

#glitch productions #murder drones #khan doorman #cw wasp #does this count as cw?#sea butterfly and snail were also my ideas #md khan

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tamariasykes-art · 11 months

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Random Vesper Sexuality Headcanons

V.I Freud: He distinguishes between two types of people. Bad pilots and good pilots. If someone is part of the latter group then the changes for them to catch Freud's interest are still low unless they actually manage to give him a interesting fight. Once someone does catch his interest tho, they better run because he isn't going to let them go anytime soon. He also has an on and off relationship with Snail.

V.II Snail: He is bi as in bitter old men. In his younger years he actually had a few relationship but none of them lasted too long due to him prioritizing his work more and more. Sometimes if he is frustrated enough he gets freaky with Freud, but that is the barest minimum of human contact he can handle.

V.III O'Keeffe: He was in a close relationship with Middle Flatwell when the latter was still working for Schneider. It has been years since they went their separated ways but for O'Keeffe, there is no that makes him feel like Flatwell made him feel. No one else can fill the void in his heart. (He is not over him)

V.IV Rusty: Rusty always loves 621/ Raven. No matter in what time, not matter their gender, not matter what they look like, one thing always stays the same; Rusty adores 621.

V.V Hawkins: He doesn't have a set preference. What he cares about in a partner is a kind heart and mutual understanding. Since he became the leader of the Vespers fifth squad, most of his time has been consumed by work and he hasn't had a chance to meet people. Luckily, one of his fellow vespers would be all to happy to help him relief some of his frustrations.

V.VI Maeterlinck: She takes her work very seriously and believes a relationship would be nothing but a distraction. You wonder whether or not she is likes men or woman? She's wondering why you would waste her time with such a pointless inquiry.

V.VII Swinburne: Similarly to Maeterlinck, he doesn't bother with such trivial things as 'relationships'. And even if he tried, he would probably drive away any possible partner with his attitude. After his re-education however he gets weak in the knees as soon as someone is even remotely nice to him.

V.VIII Pater: He likes men. Especially if they are older than him. And his superior. And hard to get. He also has been spending a lot of times with V.V Hawkins lately.

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bonesandpoemsandflowers · 6 months

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expectations vs reality: crow edition

expectation: I will feed my crow friends so over time, when I go outside and use my crow call, I will summon the crows to me and it will be the coolest most goth thing ever

reality: the crows land in my yard and summon me by screaming until I give them snacks

#bird updates #corvid #expectations vs reality #about me #also the group of small polite gift giving crows was effectively run outta town #by the two BIG BOIS #one of whom is indeed Mister Yells at the Waitstaff #no gifts! more noise #tbh i love them and they eat SO much for their size i'm so impressed #the polite murder was very cool tho i hope they're alright #the gifts were always like. shards of broken glass and dead snails.#but carefully arranged so I would notice them!#anyway. different cultural norms.#v fascinating

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johntorrington · 3 months

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my job in the leftist commune will be suggesting gay ass movies for the group chat to watch

#started the talented mr ripley with snail and forgot to mention until half an hour in that it was a crime movie and people get murdered #to be fair whatever tom ripley had going on was deeply strange. the murder is the normal stuff #(circus music starts)

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bunnihearted · 5 months

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FUCK i stepped on a snail i hate myself i wanna cry

#sorry im not even exaggarating i feel so so bad #i didnt look and stepped on it and heard its shell crunch #i killed it didnt i??? i feel so bad #they were just minding their own business being a snail and i murdered them #omg :(((