Akechi and Akira, two dudes sitting in a hot tub three feet apart cause their asses are so dang fat there's practically no space for anyone else so the only way Ryuji and Yusuke can get int the hot tub is to sit on their laps and ohhp the jiggling moved the fupas enough for the boners to come out-
"Hey! Just because we're soaking together doesn't mean we're close! You three just happened to pick the last available hot tub... that is ALL!" Akechi said face burning red as he was straddled by Yusuke keeping the detective in place pinned beneath a mountain of flab with the artist's wide rump and back fat obscuring his vision just as much as his own fattened jowls did.
"Yeah whatever you say... let's just enjoy the moment I've been waiting all day for this!" Akira said sighing as his flabby body filled up the other half of the tub letting the water overflow around him and Ryuji who was positioned perfect on Akira's lap the skull of the Phantom thieves blushing redder than a tomato with ever jiggly movement they made. And it certainly didn't help the fact that he could feel something thick and girthy start to push its way against his cheeks. He was practically hotdogging their leader infront of their enemy!
"I do wish we had better company... the detective seems to have forgotten proper bath etiquette. Honestly I'd much rather be in Ryuji's lap than his... though I must say the sensation of being pressed together like this is uniquely inspiring." Yusuke chuckled as he pressed his gut against Ryuji's letting their bulky forms grind and slap against one another. He was practically motorboating Ryuji's man tis playfully squeezing and pinching the extra sensitive spots to make the ex jock squeal. Even their fupas were touching with fat sunken members eager to release as they grinded up against each other.
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“A broken leg, hm? Sad, I was hoping you’d come up with something permanent.”
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yoo happy birthday matthew mercer 🙏 you've voiced so many iconic characters from my childhood, hope you're having a good one! it's not often you turn 40
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If Yusuke were to ever step foot into Penacony, he would find LOADS of art inspiration in dream stuff like walking billboards and talking soda bottles, spouting art stuff so often people would look at him funny. He would be so entranced by Aventurine's Coin Armageddon that he'll compare it to something Babylonian and become so obsessed with drawing both it and Acheron's Nihility Sword Slash right. And if Aventurine sees the painting? He'll go "Oh that is a beautiful painting." and buy it on the spot
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Yusuke to joker when leaving Tokyo
Be well. We will surely meet again. Until then, keep that smile of yours. I’ll capture it in my artwork someday.
Yusuke that’s so GAYYYY I know his notebook is full of joker sketches and that’s why he stopped thinking of ann as his muse
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Multiverse travel is cool and all but I'm starting to lose track of how many I've been to. I think I've met at least 5 other Yusuke's by now. A few Kurama's. One other Hiei. Haven't interacted with any Kuwabara's yet.
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"Hey, Inari. I know we both annoy each other, and I'll have your head if you touch my precious babies, but... um, if you ever need money for anything other than art, please tell me, okay?" Futaba said with a kind smile. "I have saved up a lot thanks to my side quests and hacking missions, so don't be afraid to ask for my help!" (I saw a meme with them and thought of Yusuke, so!! :3)
Despite the threat, Yusuke couldn't help, but to chuckle from the young hacker's kindness. She has come a long way to become more open and social to Akira and the rest of the their friends. The fox smiles in return.
"I appreciate that Futaba. Ah....My stomach needs to consume lunch. May I ask...erm....If you can ask the Boss to make a plate of curry?"
It is quite clear that he hasn't been taking care of himself again and using his last bit of allowance to take care of his art supplies. The gallery projects has been quite competitive lately.
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" ... I see. This is a lesson on not making assumptions. Thank you for your wise insight, Ryuji. "
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what kind of tragedy are you?
(oopsie long post hehe)
Tagged by Stolen from: @braveryhearted yet again hehe
Tagging: @epitomees @oraclememehacker @orphemiss @shadowedresolve @tvstarkuma @limitlesspossibilities
wrong place, wrong time
it shouldn’t have been you. oh my love, you should have lived. if only. if only you had made a right instead of a left. if only your friend hadn’t had so much to drink. if only it hadn’t rained last night. then everything would be fine. a butterfly could have flapped its wings at another time and you would have have been fine. safety was so close, and yet so far. but alas, the stars just had to align.
written in the stars
it had to end this way. we all know it. only you were unaware. you had hope. hope, of course, only makes it hurt all the more. we all knew you would look back, oh love, there’s no other version of the story. and yet, alongside you, we still had hope. we believed in you, even though we knew you couldn’t win. and you believed in yourself till the last moment. it isn’t fair, is it? you didn’t know you were doomed.
self-inflicted
you were given the choice to live, a thousand times over, and yet you never choose it. not intentionally, oh no, you didn’t know it was a grave you were digging. but with every turn, you were twisting the knife deeper. every decision doomed you more. had it been anyone else, they would have made it. but you? you are so perfectly you, there was no escaping it. the true tragedy of it all, is how preventable it was.
doomed from the start
there was no way of winning, and you knew it too. but you still tried. you tried again and again and again to change it. you fought tooth and claw to change your fate, but she cannot be easily manipulated. it’s not your fault. the game was always rigged against you. from the moment you entered the narrative, your fate was sealed. you didn’t stand a chance.
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TRY + Any Persona character of your choosing?
"Hmm? Did you say something? I was too busy admiring this lobster... Its anatomy seems perfect inspiration for my next piece."
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Was bored so have this quick-and-rough edit of Yusuke's P5D splash art.
Eye-liner really does fit him more than I thought it would, damn-
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What about a couple cans of Bust Peach for Yusuke?
"Hey man, Akira told me to swing by to pick up something he left at your place. He said something about a weird drink can he got out of a vending machine in mementos? I don't know why he needs but he sounded antsy so have you seen it?" Ryuji asked barging into Yusuke's apartment without even knocking as he usually did. Sure he'd seen some weird things doing this before but he was used to Yusuke's eccentric hobbies.
"Woah..." is what he would say If he wasn't currently starring at a nearly 7 foot tall Yusuke with hips wider than a car.
"Ah Ryuji, I was just about to head out." Yusuke said wearing a rather flamboyant version of his true persona's outfit. "I'm afraid I've already enjoyed the drink, I had no idea it was from mementos when I took it. Luckily it didn't seem to have any adverse affects on my health. Hold, let me see if I can find the can." Yusuke said turning on a dime and bending over to rummage through his cluttered room unintentionally giving Yusuke a back view of his widened rump. Squeezed into some much too small shorts were two globe sized cheeks peaking out of the waist band and absolutely swallowing his only form of undergarments that being a simple thong. Ryuji wasn't going to mention the swollen round shape jutting out from between his friend's cheeks. Hopefully it was just part of the outfit but given the way it seemed to squish and almost quiver everything Yusuke moved he wasn't quite sure. "Drat! I could of sworn it fell down here!" Yusuke muttered getting down on all fours and checking under his couch for the can once again throwing his ass back.
"Uh... you know what dude. Take your time- Joker can wait, it'll probably be under there somewhere." Ryuji muttered getting some conflicting feelings as he watched yusuke's ass move with a life of its own.
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Two new additions!!
My first toe-dip into the Persona 5 rp community. c':
Please go easy on me. ;u;
Tag drop below:
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would anyone with a futaba muse like me to throw my yusuke at them. owo.
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No wait everyone shut the fuck up you've been what hold on y
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@halchron said : ❛ the first time i met you, i had no idea you'd mean this much. ❜ SHUTKITA!!
↬ &. 𝐚𝐧 𝐚𝐬𝐬𝐨𝐫𝐭𝐦𝐞𝐧𝐭 𝐨𝐟 𝐝𝐢𝐚𝐥𝐨𝐠𝐮𝐞 𝐩𝐫𝐨𝐦𝐩𝐭𝐬.
⸻ engrossed in palettes of blues and greens , accompanied by a shimmer , belonging to a surface that encourages critters to breach , akira spectates aquatic life. joining him , aside from his trusty feline companion , is none other than the renowned prodigy.
kitagawa yusuke , who decors himself in sleek garb , living and breathing his innate art. a detail , the trickster himself had complimented when they first met up. gazing in awe and wonderment at the visage of his confidant.
which now switches to the containers that surround them , housing a myriad of creatures. exhibiting their array of patterns and colours , where illumination reaches the pair with the transparency of the medium they swim through. producing a kaleidoscope of hues , that would undoubtedly pique the colour theory yusuke often dabbled in.
before he can swivel , to gauge whether inspiration had struck , it is instead the fox that chimes in. beating the wildcard to the punch.
at first , he simply blinks — once then twice , as if he were still comprehending the unprompted confession. before he smiles , sweetly , and slings an arm around the far too solemn student , initiating his bubble of a chuckle.
❝ yeah ? well , the feeling’s mutual. hey , remember the first time we met ? you sure scared takamaki. ❞ another slip of mirth circulates around the tightknit duo , but by its coda , his expression softens. leaving his voice to follow suit. ❝ you’ve become such a huge part of my life , yusuke. i don’t think it’ll ever be the same without you. ❞
at that second , his palm waves , as if to dismiss the sentimentality that wraps his phrasing. ❝ ah , well , i know it certainly wouldn’t be as colourful as it is now. i had no idea there were so many different shades of blue. remind me again , what you said the water was ? ultramarine , right ? ❞
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