Tomorrow is National Hobbit Day!
Prepare accordingly:
Eat all the food!
Drink and be merry!
Read a book!
Tend your garden!
Walk around barefoot!
Hide your silverware from the Sackville Bagginses!
Don’t do anything Bilbo Baggins hates!
Maybe throw a gold ring into a volcano!
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Hey
Im scared ☹️
Anyway do you want to see my rock collection
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Daniel: I stand with my cancelled husband
Max: … (trans: fuck the FIA)
Daniel: you tell them babe
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mutuals drink some water right fucking now
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*drops this off* have a great day
OMG FROM 3 DAYS AGO I'M SORRY FRIEND I MISSED THAT-
SHE'S SO PRETTY OH MY GOSH staring like crazy right now-
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here's a fake interview about my me & my girlfriend that i transcribed from my head. enjoy!
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“what’s your taste in men?” hm what? oh i love to taste men.
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The scenes of Luke training Percy were so expertly written. He wasn’t just training Percy, he was actively recruiting Percy. He fuels Percy’s anger and mistrust of the gods. He didn’t even need to alter how Percy saw the gods because he could already see the resentment Percy had of his dad, mirroring his own. He was absolutely sure he had Percy on his side but he didn’t account for one thing, Percy’s fatal flaw. Percy’s loyalty to his family and friends supersedes all else. Luke can’t betray Annabeth, almost kill him, Grover and Annabeth, put his mother in a dangerous position, and then expect him to be on his side. That is where he fails.
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my love language is being good for your mental health
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