#mwuah yes pls

[jaysavex]

JAIME JAIME HAJEMM HAIEM HAPPY VALENTINES DAY (NKT LATE) HI HIG IGIIHIII!!! HOW ARE YIU!!? YOU OKAY? THRLUWING SO MANY GUMMIE AND SILLY FUNNY CANDYIES AT YOU AUAUAUAU!! LOVE YOU SILLY SKRINGLE I HOPE YOUR DAY SLASH BIGHT IS GREAT!!! I LOVE YOU SPOINKLE! !! I promies I'm not trying to ne incomprehensible bte I just literally am frying righ nkw ANYWYA I LOVE YOU SILLY JESTIE!!! MAUAWAA MWUAH MWUA!! DRINKLH WATEYR AND EATID GOOD FOODS!! 🫀🫀🫀🫂🫀🫂🫀🫂🫀🫂🫀🫀🫀🫀🫀🫀💥🫀🫀💥🫀🫀🫀🫀🫀🫀🍒

cheRRYYYYY my lil guy u are literally such a darling how do u do it

I am so sorry for not responding to u sooner silly I got sick again like an idiot and have been deceased for the past 2 days o(-( HOWEVER

HAPPY VALENTINES TO U AS WELL!!!! Silly lil scrunkle I hope u had an excellent vday and got lotsa chocolate n snacks yesyesyes, I would love to get u some snackies as well but alas,, 😔 maybe someday I'll figure it out

Anyways a lil doodlie for u since I can't get u any chocolates 😔 ily u silly lil guy u I hope you're doing well!! 💖💖✨🫂🫂💖✨💖💖💖🫂✨✨💖🫂💖✨

[celestialprincesse]

I’m not sure if you’ll write for Nikto or maybe even angst? Need to feel something, ignore if you’re not comfortable!

I was thinking neighbor!Nikto x civilian hyper fem!reader she just wants to get close to this masked, mean older man but he doesn’t want to hurt this sweet lil thing that’s always so loving towards him and the thought is scaring them away because of the way he looks TERRIFIES the poor man :(

Always down for when you write König. Love your lil wrinkly brain and all its ideas and words. Mwuah! Smooch!

how have I never written him before omg? I need to write more Nik & König💖 I cannot write angst for shit but pls enjoy n e ways 💕

You're on his doorstep again. Another plate too. Nikto knows, somewhere in the back of his mind, that he should try and ignore you - maybe pretend that no one's home, not that he'd really be able to get that by you when his car is parked in the driveway and the lights are on. With a sigh, the front door is opened, and you're faced with the unmoving presence of your new neighbour, a balaclava covering most of his face, a black hoodie pulled on over top just for good measure.

"You are here again." He observes flatly, unable to contain the way his eyes widen as you bounce from foot to foot in your frilly little skirt. "I bought sharlotka!" You chirp, having practised the Russian pronunciation as you baked the cake, and on the short walk over to his home. Nikto observes the cake with a scrutinising eye before hesitantly inviting you into his home. Shame burns his features when he can't help but to stare at your ass as you make your way inside. "Yes. I can see that."

You refuse to let his indifferent tone deter you as you place the plate down on his table, before just sort of lingering awkwardly in his kitchen, holding the plate of cake out to him like an offering. "I will bring you back the plate tomorrow." Is his obvious dismissal, which has you scurrying back to his front door, waving a clearly disappointed goodbye.

You're not so easy to get rid of.

The next time you see him is in the grocery store, an ideal location for your flawless plan to unfold. Kind of flawless. Not really very well thought out but you're desperate to win his attention. If that means baking so many Russian desserts that they're up to your ears, or conveniently cornering him in the store, that's what you'll do. "I'm so sorry!" The sound of your squeak rings in Nikto's ears as he turns around with lightning speed to steady your shoulders. You like the way his hands envelop your entire pink-clad biceps as he frowns down at you. "Hello, again." The way your ears perk up at his thickly accented voice doesn't go missed by Nikto, and he allows himself to wish, just for a moment, that he could have you as his. He wonders what it would be like to shop for groceries with you, to go home and stock the fridge. He wonders whether you'd let him bend you over the kitchen countertop or fuck you in nothing but the frilly pink apron he's seen you wear through your kitchen window. You're far too precious for that. Far too pretty for a man like him. So why do you keep coming back, stupid girl.

"I made stroganoff." You chirp, shooting him your best puppy eyes, trying to find a chip in the armour that must be there somewhere. He is, after all, just a man. "That is nice." He grunts, handing you back your basket, taking a step back. Maybe if he stays away from you physically, his mind will follow suit. "I was wondering if you'd like to come over for dinner. With me."

God, he'd love to come for dinner with you. He'd like to help set the table, and eat a hearty meal prepared by someone who cares for him enough to learn to cook the meals he ate as a child. He'd love to spend the evening with you, bring you a nice bottle of wine and wrap his arms around your waist as you tidy up, press kisses down the back of your neck and smell your sweet perfume up close.

"I am busy tonight."

[prentissluvr]

sammy brain rot hours:

feminism leaves my body when i look at sam winchester,, wanna be a good lil housewife for him (!!!) (like im their bobby yk? mostly doing research from the bunker, joining on hunts occassionally) welcome him home with a kiss and home cooked meals (idk how to cook proper food) and and and bombard him with love and force him to take a day’s break after each hunt ,, cuddle him , go with him on walks (god pls) ,, listen to his nerd talk

i deserve it 😭

thank u for listening to me yap

-mwuah 💋

GIRL YOU ARE SO TRUE FOR THIS AND I MEAN THAT !!! i love this for you actually, like this is facts of you to say and it's so valid and yeah! i think that's the real stuff. and like there's actually so so much merit to that kind of thing, like bro research is so hard imo HAHA so you'd be so strong for that. and yeah who's to say you can be a badass hunter when you want to be! but like bro i think it'd be nice not to have to do all that travel and hard physical labor of yk killing stuff and almost getting killed. and then yeah!! that means you're likely far more well rested than sammy when he gets home which means that you can take care of him hehehehe.

like him being greeted with a kiss from you after a long drive is just so beyond amazing for him, it's so comforting and relaxing and lord knows that he needs and deserves that. plus you have food from him that's not from a diner?? this must be the real heaven for him. like i also cannot cook for the life of me, but mans loves salad! you could just makes him a simple salad and he'd be so delighted because it has freshly cut apples, his favorite dressing, and non-soggy greens! like how amazing is that! genuinely you could makes the simplest of things (which is the only thing that i personally am capable of LOL) and he'd just be so delighted <3 like anything homemade is such a rarity for him and it's genuinely actually something really really special to him when you make him food and now i'm getting all soft and emotional about the fact that sam's barely had that sort of thing in his life. for some people hand made food is an indicator of home, and we all know that sam has never really had that. anyways crying because you just make the bunker somewhere infinitely better to come back to purely with your presence. on top of that, you make him salads and kiss him sweetly and you make him lay in bed and let him cuddle you to his heart's content. like truly you're such a comfort to him i can't :,)

and walks!! oh god i literally was thinking about how much sam would love love love to go on walks with his partner, genuinely. he loves the fresh air under a circumstance so domestic and normal and it's made a million times better by you. your hand in his makes him feel so calm and it gives him those little pieces of normalcy that he craves, no matter the fact that he'll always choose this life. you give him balance and something pure and good to come home to. and ahhhh yes the nerd talk <333 i'm making heart eyes right now for real. he feels so so so grateful for someone to talk to about all these little random facts of knowledge that he has floating around in his head! in instead of shutting him down or calling him a nerd (well, sometimes you do but it's done so lovingly that he doesn't care) you actually will listen, and even ask him follow up questions! he's just so excited to share things with you <33

argh i love him so bad and i thank you for sending this ask, i'm always so so happy to listen to your yapping hehe i love it <33 but you so got my thoughts flowing so ty for that hehe <33 love it sm fr <33

[lyrakanefanatic]

okay so like ik we dont interact much (like barely) BUT IM SO HAPPY FOR YOU YOU WERE LIKE ONE OF THE FAMOUS MOOTS THAT FOLLOWED ME SINCE THE BEGINIGN OFMRJKHS IM SO HAPPY FOR YOU MWUAH MWUAH MWUAH I LOVE SEEING U POP UP ON MY DASH <3333333333. Also, can i pls get a 🎧 this hting?

AWWWWW OMG I LITERALLY LOVE YOU SO MUCH?? UR SO KIND IM ACC CRYING 😭💗💗

my heart is so full thank you so much!! 😭🫶🫶<33

AND FOR 🎧, YES OFC!!

a song that i think reminds me of you is bejeweled by taylor swift. it gives me u vibes because your name is LITERALLY gem and like gemstones and jewels are basically the entire song LOL, but also because you just give off luminous and shining vibes and you just glow from the inside out. you’re such a good and kind person and when i think of that song and how upbeat, glowing and just magical it is, it reminds me of you <33

THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR THE ASK AND ILYSM 💗💗✨<33

[sophierequests]

🌷 not the ghost - send me a link to one of your fics and let me gush over it and point out my favourite lines (fandom doesn't matter, neither does the word count)!

this one pls<3

reading + reacting to my friends' fics // mine...one day - nikolai lantsov

yayy!! a nikolai fic! i love banter and teasing fics, so this was right up my alley today!!

live reaction:

nikolai!! 

everyone’s favourite golden boy (and nepo baby, but we’re ignoring that)

i just realised that i am so not ready to see him on screen tomorrow oh god

but anyways, back to the story

swordfighting yes yes yes

flirting while swordfighting - even better

nikolai being annoying <3

nikolai being a simp <333

god, he is down so bad, i can smell it

swordfights are an absolute pain to write, how tf do you make it look so easy djhgd

little shit nikolai is also very much slay

the reader matching his energy >>>

loverboy dhgsdjhgdkjhg

teasing nikolai will always be the best thing to write and read 

jdhgljhgskhgjdsfhgjdsf a kiss to the cheek

my favourite lines:

“No. I’m tired so I’m going to do this lovely thing you might’ve heard of called rest.” The blonde hummed as if thinking, “Never heard of it so you must be lying.”

-> 'rest' isn't in nikolai's vocabulary

Nikolai watched her as she let the door close behind her and sighed to himself, shaking his head with a lovestruck smile. “That girl… She’ll be mine.” The reminder of how stubborn she was flashed in his mind. “One day.”

-> simp

Y/N sighed as she slid her blade up to press against his neck, “You’re going easy on me.” A smirk appeared on his lips, “I thought maybe if you win you’d finally agree to go out with me.” She scoffed and leaned closer to him, “I’ll agree to go out with you once I win fairly. Don’t start treating me differently now, Lantsov.” A spark of competitive fire flared in Nikolai’s chest, “Alright, Y/L/N. Just know we may never go out then.” 

-> simp part two

Y/N smiled, “Nuhuh… I never said when I’d go out with you.” She spun on her heel and went to put the sword up, leaving the taller of the two to stare at her with a slack jaw.

-> and i oop-

Her lady-in-waiting hid her smile of amusement as she scurried behind, her voice quiet, “Yes, M’lady.”

-> maria's internal monologue: get fucked

Tomorrow morning seemed like the perfect time to surprise him with breakfast. He can wait a few hours more.

my god jkhgsadll

final review:

AMAZING AS ALWAYS!! the banter was just *mwuah* chef's kiss!! i loved the swordfighting bits (maybe because i can't write swordfighting for the life of me but still)!! and i'm a huge sucker for fucking with nikolai so this was perfect

[zhongrin]

― the solace of dawn .

as daylight sifts through open windowsills, the muzzled loquacity of liyue goes drifting amidst the rustled vibrancy of nature, directing a small cacophony the morning greets well― and as dawn creates its little melodies, the burning horizon behind your sleeping figure is the first thing an aureate gaze lands upon, as zhongli slowly enters your shared bedroom. "dearest?" your lover calls, voice simmering to a hushed mumble when he hears your snores, walking quietly to your side. though sleep still cradles you loosely, the call fills your eardrums as the single word bore the shape of home, and with it came familiarity and warmth. your mind stays blank and a dark blue as you stir, feeling the heat of the sun kiss and hug you, like the cotton that drowns you in its comforts, guiding you to the gates of dreamland. a hum of acknowledgement leaves his lips, gloved fingers moving to curtain inky curls behind your ear, earning a low groan from you. he smiles at the sight, "still asleep, i see." "well, we have all the time in the world after all, do we not, my love?" and as earthy hues flutter wake, you are crowned with a quick kiss that lingers and loves, introducing you to the sight of a new day, and a thousand more to come along. "happy birthday, meirin― my wonderful, wonderful world."

MWUAH HAPPY BIRTHDAY MEI I'M SO SORRY IF THIS IS SHORT BUT IT'S BETTER THAN NOTHING HAHA ( deep cleaning is shit 👹 ) MWUAH ILY SO SO MUCH YOU BEAUTIFUL HOOMAN MWUAAHHH

brb dying and blushing an meting right in the middle of a teashop rn goodbye world this is how i die- /hj

KAZU PLS YOU SHOULDN'T HAVE WAUFHSHFJSJDKSJD THIS BEAUTIFUL POETRY-LIKE WRITING.... FOR FREE???? YOU'RE KIDDING ME RIGHT 😭

yes love we do have all the time in the world bc i will always be with you sobsob

the way he calls me my world i'm fckhfkdhjsjdhks IM TEARING UP NOW OH G OD

imma lay on the floor these drabbles people are giving me are just.... oughhhhh. i can't. yall are too nice.... ;w;

*smooches you* /p i hope your deep cleaning is doing well and you're not too tired!!! kithes for you mwah mwah

[dinozarr]

YESSHFJFG I SAW UR DRUNK POSTS R U OK 😭😭😭😭 i unfortunately do not have any experience w a hangover and only vomited once so i hope u drink some water or take osme advil or idk 🫡🫡🫡 PLS TAKE CAREEEE

yes been mia but bc of an assignment 😎 its been printed and emailed already yuuhhhh !!!! i hope u have the energy to wake up bahahahah

YES YES IM FINE NOW DW MY LOVE MWUAH 😫💗💗💗but it was actually so fucking funny cus midway thru me writing my jockboyfriend!gojo thirst i deadass fell asleep for a minute before like jolting awake and finishing it😭😭 then when i went to go reread it after i posted it, i zoned out and when i was blinking to bring myself back to reality my vision got so blurry and i was STRESSEDDDDD cus each time i’d blink my vision would just get blurrier and i couldn’t see SHITTTT even tho the screen was an inch away from my damn face☠️☠️😭😭

and let me not even get started on how i almost drowned in a 3ft 0in pool cus i was drunk ………….

[2truehearts]

whats 5 things u love abt me

first is you’re deadass the first person to not like, forget abt me when i’m “dead” (read: barely online) KSJSNDNBD 😭😭 (which i love u for that mwamwuamwuuuaaa). second is that you we click, y’know?? js as u said, we clicked when we first started talking on the dc server and u’ve been my longest friend EVER since that day HAHHAHDJJDK third is that u’re gorgeous stunning drop dead DIVINE and as i look at u like a friend i look up to u like a role model (few things i wanna learn is the way u write bc HELLO??? THE CHARACTERIZATION AND SIMILES HOT DAMN ALEXIS). fourth is that u’re really understanding of my low social battery and js me in general UFJEKEHKE 😭😭 it’s hard tryna get me to talk when i surpass the one hour limit of my daily giddiness but u still take the effort to dm me on dc abt random stuff which i ABSOLUTELY LOVE pls don’t ever stop even if i reply like. cough cough 2 months later— ,,, and last (but not the least) is the way u like bring urself to the table (idk how to put it in a way other than that IM SORRY DJDHSJBDJ 😭). like, u’re confident cheery relatable down bad funny and make me smile and laugh and cry (THEYRE HAPPY YEARS DW DW) until i swear i’m gonna die from the stupid smile that’s been hurting my cheeks for the past hour or the amount of tears i’ve been sobbing till i fall asleep HAVSJVSJDBD

so yes, i could go on and make a 50(0) slide powerpoint presentation abt the bajillion things i love abt u but u only asked for five so. mwuah i love u beyond these five things and i’ll find more things to love abt u as time passes teehee 💕💕‼️‼️‼️

[i4bellingham]

yes pls do a trent angst i can never find any <3

of course bb! but if you want to read TAA angst/fics rn i suggest u read @hopefulromantic1 @trentsixtysix works & @princessdemo also have a few trent fics!! i honestly love all of their works and i honestly think you'll enjoy them just as much as i do <33 happy reading mwuah! 🖤

[iwaasfairy]

HOLYYYYYY FHSJSNCBAJNDFB FAIRY???

TRANQUIL?

ILL KISS U ON THE MOUTH SHUT UP

Im literally buzzing what the fuck it was SO GOOD. Its so rare that I get to see a good mattsun fic BUT YOU?? YOU BLEW ME OUT OF THE PARK

I totally devoured that shit and would continue to do so should there be more like it. The cultish concept is so cool to me and I was left with so many questions about like, what exactly they were and whatnot. It gives me sort of mafia/organized crime vibes but is distinctly unique in a way that im just totally obsessed with

And obviously theres so much more to Issei than was revealed. Theres a mysteriousness about it all that I can’t get over and you best believe ill be picking it apart piece by piece

I got the feeling that the reader and Mattsun’s meeting weren’t coincidental, and theres this suddenness to the escalation that left me so invested and reeling at every step like i was truly in the reader’s shoes. I don’t wanna make this too long so I’ll stop after this last comment hehe okay. The whole work is a masterpiece like Mattsun’s charming behavior being a lure, all the questions im literally bubbling with afterwards, but specifically, the embodiment of reader’s pov in the work as a whole >>>. You really feel her confusion and her perspective because of how shrouded everything is and walk along the same steps of trying to figure it out/being pulled around this way and that…

EXCELLENT WORK FAIRY MWUAH MWUAH MWUAH

aDGHDSBVUIGDFYGDFOGDE???? YEAHHHH??? pls pls plssplsplspls this is so sWEET OMFGFGGDU iM SWEATING IM CRYING iM HEAVING omfvgysgdyfgsyfuyg ( ´༎ຶㅂ༎ຶ`) hhhh yes i love mattsun i love seijoh big 4 so much i really really,, but yk i always find mattsun so fun but kinda hard to write so im so freaking happy that you liked him in tranquil aAAAHHHH that means everything to me thank you thank you thank youuuu mWUAH

and about the feeling of mattsun and reader meeting not being entirely coincidental :))) hmmmm inch resting that's very very inch resting i do wonder hehehehhe :))) no but i genuinely,, like this message made my year, idk what to tell you expect thank you so much for the amazingly kind message and i loVE YOU AND WILL KISS YOUR FACE SO MUCH

[leyyvi]

Im heartbroken over a guy so im rereading paychecks rn bc I know levi would never do that to me 🥲🥲🥲

Anyway, AHHH I HOPE YOUR MERCH IS GETTING MORE BUYERS BC U DESERVE IT SO MUCH MWUAH 😚😚😚😚

Omg Im so sorry about the m*n paychecks Levi would treat so u SO RIGHT ALWAYS 🥺❤️❤️❤️ gives you everything you deserve ❤️❤️❤️ YES it went very well thank you 🥺🥺🥺 jffjjddjdjdj ILUUUUUU pls take care❤️❤️❤️ paychecks Levi is sending u smooches mwah mwah!!

[ad0rechuu]

WE ARE SO BACK ‼️

ch15 → so so good i loved seeing sunwoos pov again !! hi king pls pick up some board games from time to time or invest in online gaming or something 👍 -someone who also needs hobbies

ch16 →i love hater chanhee (+failboy juyo in the first gc pic) , i feel so seen ,, also im so happy yn has such a great + supportive group of friends ty guys for caring for our girl 🫶🫶 ++ SOOBIN OMG ‼️

ch17 → MASTERMIND COBIE OUT HERE ‼️‼️ UNAPPROACHABLE AMD COLD WHERE ??? YN TSKE THIS 🗡️ FOR UR TROUBLES ,, also i feel like circumstances were different yn and soob could have gotten along really well <//33

KEEP UP THE AMAZING WORK MWUAH 🩷

ch 15 -> sunwoo thinks yn is an hobby atp 😭😭 also he definitely the type to punch his screen when he loses the game (cooking mama)

ch 16 -> that chapter belongs to to hater! chanhee and loser! juyeon also yes soobert‼️‼️

ch 17 -> i’m glad u brought it up because it felt like people weren’t paying attention to the most important part aka yn finding out how they perceive her !!! also that’s a hc i accept and i love it but it makes me really sad :((

LOVE U MY MO BABY <33 i’m so glad ur asks are back i missed them

[lqfiles]

oh em gee 🤭🤭 did you just call me your fav?? got me twirling my hair , giggling and shit

but no hello? you're my fav here and no way in hell am i gonna be disappointed by any of your works ever?? not humanly possible?? because the new fic idea for hyuck also has me very much down bad, you keep making me get excited for all your works.

also also also, yn really did get more than a high five huh, she walked properly by jisung's side without pulling any shit, admirable innit?

pls jisung here is such a closed off cutie, like bro really overthinks every fucking breath he takes, like my man relax, also his theory of his life being a crazy game simulation is so jisung of him, like very much real jisung of him, cause that boy gives me vibes that he might actually believe all of the concept of matrix and shit?!

oh well ig i spoke too much😭 anyways i hope thanksgiving was fun for you! love you sm💗🤭

-slendy anon

(you cant tell but im literally screaming loudly and jumping all around my room) YOURE TOOO NICE HELLO 😭😭 i doubt i'm your fave but its still an honour.. i'm glad you think my work is good ☹️ it motivates me to become better!!! idk if i'll ever post that hyuck fic since i'm too busy these days but we can always PRAY.

AND WELL YES! proud of her to not be her weird self next to him cos she couldv'e been really crazy and asked him why his follower count went up by 10 in the last 6 days but we will make her a bit more normal for now (future activities tho.. again she is crazy like that but we like it!)

i feel like even irl jisung overthinks everything and YES i bet he has once thought that he was in some kind of matrix he is such an oddball i adore it.

i don't celebrate thanksgiving but if you did i hope you enjoyed it mwuah <3

[ughgoaway]

you go on a break every other day. give it a rest. we get it you want attention

What's it like being a SLAG don't even speak to Ace this is insanely embarrassing for you. Mate I genuinely will find your mother and send this to her i'm so serious.

This is a terribly sad ask to send to someone who is obviously living a much, much better life than you, you absolute bag of fucking shrivelled up scrotes.

Bring back shame AND capitalisation, since you haven't heard of either

not even the fun kinda slag either... also, not the finding the mother threat pls!! fbi lena scouring the disappointed mother Facebook groups... I'd pay to see it.

LITERALLYYYY and if IM somehow living a better life than you... baby we need to go away and reasses bc something ain't right.

AND YES FINALLY, WE NEED TO BRING BACK SHAMEEEEE!!! getting tomatoes thrown at you!! pointing and booing!!! public humiliation!!!

anyway, lena, I love you so much, and you are truly an icon!!! mwuah!!!!

[satocidal]

Just wanna say I adore you and look forward to your fics, and! My Getou one should be out soon and I'll give you a cheeky little tag mwuah

Akajsjsjs I LOVE YOU and yes pls — would love me a tag my love

[radicrow]

Hello!!!! Randomly followed you bcs you post funny art (the wrench be upon ye post was really good and got stuck in my head rent-free) know while i may not know anything abt ffxiv, seeing you draw abt them makes me happy and i support whatever you post!!!!!

Also found out you draw for fe too!!!!

GKJDFNGKJHFG OH THANK YOU IM SO TENDER THAT YOU FOLLOWED ME FOR THAT SPECIFIC FFXIV MEME WHEN YOU DONT FFXIV BECAUSE THE CHARACTER ON THAT MEME IS MY FAVE GUY............. ily for this mwuah.....

im happy that ur happy.. ill keep poasting pls look forward to it..!!