he died bc umm. peanits so good he explode and disintegrat
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something about flowers and how hanas name is blooming flower in japanese
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girl are you beef cause im stroganoff
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jorking (joker jerking) my peanits
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One might assume that since most girl dont have a.peanits they cannot be jorking it in the stripped club. ladies if youre pull on youre clitor it will suffice. Heed not the rules of man, jork that shit as your please
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I need answers to 18, 23, and 25 pls
PS I cannot stop fuckin saying “jorkin my peanits” bc of fuckin brittany
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PLEASE I HAVENT STOPPED SAYING IT!!
18. What is the worst smell?
Oh god 🤢 Puke. Hot trash on a 100+ degree day. Stinkbugs!
23. What's the most embarrassing way you've ever injured yourself?
🤠 Have y'all ever played the game spoons? It was a very intense game between about 12 of us. (This was in high school during a free day in band class) (we would just fuck around and play games) ANYWAY, it was very intense, I can be very competitive. So when it was time to dive for the spoons I dove, and somehow managed to cut my palm open on a fucking SPOON. So bad that I needed 6 stitches. It was, in fact, humiliating. But I did get the spoon
25. Drop an insane piece of lore about you.
I am ridiculously good at ripsticking. I can't skateboard, but for some reason put me on a ripstick and I'm going
I was gonna say something else but it's hidden in the Sessions series 🤫
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wondering if this is the first time this has been typed on a typewriter.
probably not.
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making my friend taking ap spanish translate copypastas into spanish for me so i can send it to my friend that won’t stop texting me in spanish
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how many peanits would you give to a girlthing in need
in the tublr. straight up "sexign it." and by "it", haha well. let's justr say. grilthings
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