#my babeeeeee

[atopvisenyashill]

connections between naerys and sansa?

There’s plenty! She’s very much in a Naerys/Aegon scenario in ASOS & ACOK, where she has no ability to leave the capital, no one doing anything meaningful to protect her, and a King that is obsessed with sexually humiliating her. There’s a lot of romanticism and chivalry surrounding her character and how other people react to her character, the same as Naerys.

But also, Sansa makes the comparisons to Naerys herself, and she does it before she realizes what kind of person Joffrey is! In fact, it starts with her very first chapter where she compares Joffrey interrupting Ilyn Payne & Sandor Clegane to Aemon demanding a trial by combat against Ser Morgil:

A whole day with her prince! She gazed at Joffrey worshipfully. He was so gallant, she thought. The way he had rescued her from Ser Ilyn and the Hound, why, it was almost like the songs, like the time Serwyn of the Mirror Shield saved the Princess Daeryssa from the giants, or Prince Aemon the Dragonknight championing Queen Naerys's honor against evil Ser Morgil's slanders.

She will compare Joffrey to Aemon and herself to Naerys again later, to Ned:

"Father, I only just now remembered, I can't go away, I'm to marry Prince Joffrey." She tried to smile bravely for him. "I love him, Father, I truly truly do, I love him as much as Queen Naerys loved Prince Aemon the Dragonknight, as much as Jonquil loved Ser Florian. I want to be his queen and have his babies."

(lowkey she’s so fucking funny for that “i only just now remembered” comment, idk how ned kept a straight face for it)

She then uses Aemon (and the Cargyll twins) to make Tommen feel better and dunk on Joffrey:

Prince Tommen sobbed. "You mew like a suckling babe," his brother hissed at him. "Princes aren't supposed to cry." "Prince Aemon the Dragonknight cried the day Princess Naerys wed his brother Aegon," Sansa Stark said, "and the twins Ser Arryk and Ser Erryk died with tears on their cheeks after each had given the other a mortal wound." "Be quiet, or I'll have Ser Meryn give you a mortal wound," Joffrey told his betrothed.

Again, there’s a focus on Aemon’s romantic relationship with Naerys because that's what appeals to Sansa. But when people say "Sansa sees the world through stories" it's not just about how she romanticizes or idolizes knighthood, nobility, and chivalry - she thinks through information by comparing it with similar historical events or stories and analyzing it. She clearly sees the problem with Loras protecting Margaery from Joffrey by comparing him to the Toynes instead of Aemon, and Joffrey (once again) to Aegon the Unworthy:

She is so brave, Sansa thought, galloping after her . . . and yet, her doubts still gnawed at her. Ser Loras was a great knight, all agreed. But Joffrey had other Kingsguard, and gold cloaks and red cloaks besides, and when he was older he would command armies of his own. Aegon the Unworthy had never harmed Queen Naerys, perhaps for fear of their brother the Dragonknight . . . but when another of his Kingsguard fell in love with one of his mistresses, the king had taken both their heads. Ser Loras is a Tyrell, Sansa reminded herself. That other knight was only a Toyne. His brothers had no armies, no way to avenge him but with swords. Yet the more she thought about it all, the more she wondered. Joff might restrain himself for a few turns, perhaps as long as a year, but soon or late he will show his claws, and when he does . . . The realm might have a second Kingslayer, and there would be war inside the city, as the men of the lion and the men of the rose made the gutters run red.

She’s also not wrong in her assessment here because the Tyrells (my guess is Garlan and Olenna) are so worried about this outcome they just murder Joffrey and install Tommen; like Bethany Bracken, Margaery is groomed (with all the implications that are included in such a loaded term) to be sexually available to the King because her father wants power and doesn't care if his daughter is sexually abused to get it. Like Terrance Toyne, Loras is considered attractive, skilled, and has several brothers more than willing to start a war to avenge his death. I think it's incredibly intuitive that Sansa ultimately comes to the same conclusion as two seasoned political players like (presumably) Olenna and Garlan come to, and she makes this judgement call very quickly!

And Sansa also hits on a lot of (correct) similarities when she makes these comparisons between Joffrey's court and Aegon the Unworthy's court; Aegon and Joffrey both have wild, violent temperaments while being notoriously difficult to control. It’s not just Naerys that attempts to get Aegon to stop marital raping her; Aemon’s useless tears aside, Viserys does do the bare minimum here in sending Aegon away so Naerys can heal from her miscarriages, Daeron got shitty with the Brackens about being tacky over Naerys' marital rape and ill health, Baelor fasts himself to death over Naerys’ miscarriages, etc etc. All of the “authority figures” around Aegon think his behavior is wrong but Aegon proves stubbornly difficult to control or kill. Joffrey falls along these same lines - Cersei, Robert, Tyrion, Tywin, and even Varys all struggle to get some control over Joffrey but like Aegon, he knows once he’s of age and has that crown he doesn’t have to answer for SHIT and stubbornly resists every attempt to curb his behavior. Joffrey is a hell scenario waiting to happen because like Aegon, he’s petty and petulant enough to pull the stunts Aegon pulls like pitting his true born kids against his bastard born ones and causing another violent succession crisis. I say this as like, the ultimate Joffrey Apologist here, lmaooo, he has reasons for being a nasty piece of shit but the Tyrells are right to look at him and go “oh that’s trouble” because he is a ticking time bomb. And the crazy thing is, it’s not just Sansa who compares Joffrey to Aegon the Unworthy:

"A king can have other women. Whores. My father did. One of the Aegons did too. The third one, or the fourth. He had lots of whores and lots of bastards." As they whirled to the music, Joff gave her a moist kiss. "My uncle will bring you to my bed whenever I command it." Sansa shook her head. "He won't." "He will, or I'll have his head. That King Aegon, he had any woman he wanted, whether they were married or no."

Joffrey makes the comparison himself. He's a piece of work just like his hero and he is directly threatening to rape Sansa the same way Aegon raped Naerys and poor Bethany Bracken. He is directly admitting he is "unworthy" and practically daring all of KL to overthrow him for it because he thinks they'll blink before he does (and he is unfortunately deadly wrong in this assumption).

And when you extrapolate out from there, you can see other, similar patterns between Naerys' life and Sansa's, beyond the Joffrey-Aegon, Margaery-Bethany, Loras-Terrance, and Sansa-Naerys parallels. Tyrion himself aspires to be a sort of Viserys II type player (see: "It should have been called the Lives of Five Kings" rant he gives to Oberyn); a power behind the throne directing his crazy family to do what's right or smart or proper. There's an interesting echo in Viserys taking direct action in sending Aegon away from Naerys and Tyrion stopping Joffrey in his assault of Sansa - like Viserys, he can see the monster in the king he is raising, makes an attempt to stop it, but fails because he underestimates just how dangerous and erratic his little king has become. Like Viserys, Tyrion is suspected of poisoning his own nephew in an attempt to get closer to power and the throne (and Viserys, like Tyrion, is probably innocent - the sort of fasting that Baelor was doing regularly is hard on the body!).

I don't think any of this is coincidental or accidental either, because of that haunting scene where Joffrey destroys the gift Tyrion got him. Here's the scene, excuse the wall of text, but it's important:

He plays the gracious king today. Joffrey could be gallant when it suited him, Sansa knew, but it seemed to suit him less and less. Indeed, all his courtesy vanished at once when Tyrion presented him with their own gift: a huge old book called Lives of Four Kings, bound in leather and gorgeously illuminated. The king leafed through it with no interest. "And what is this, Uncle?" A book. Sansa wondered if Joffrey moved those fat wormy lips of his when he read. "Grand Maester Kaeth's history of the reigns of Daeron the Young Dragon, Baelor the Blessed, Aegon the Unworthy, and Daeron the Good," her small husband answered. "A book every king should read, Your Grace," said Ser Kevan. “My father had no time for books.” Joffrey shoved the tome across the table. “If you read less, Uncle Imp, perhaps Lady Sansa would have a baby in her belly by now.” He laughed … and when the king laughs, the court laughs with him. “Don’t be sad, Sansa, once I’ve gotten Queen Margaery with child I’ll visit your bedchamber and show my little uncle how it’s done.” Sansa reddened. She glanced nervously at Tyrion, afraid of what he might say. This could turn as nasty as the bedding had at their own feast. But for once the dwarf filled his mouth with wine instead of words... [Joffrey gets a Valyrian sword and figures out a name for it, Widow's Wail, it's a few pages, it's not relevant here] Joffrey brought Widow’s Wail down in a savage two-handed slice, onto the book that Tyrion had given him. The heavy leather cover parted at a stroke. “Sharp! I told you, I am no stranger to Valyrian steel.” It took him half a dozen further cuts to hack the thick tome apart, and the boy was breathless by the time he was done. Sansa could feel her husband struggling with his fury as Ser Osmund Kettleblack shouted, “I pray you never turn that wicked edge on me, sire.” “See that you never give me cause, ser.” Joffrey flicked a chunk of Lives of Four Kings off the table at swordpoint, then slid Widow’s Wail back into its scabbard. “Your Grace,” Ser Garlan Tyrell said. “Perhaps you did not know. In all of Westeros there were but four copies of that book illuminated in Kaeth’s own hand.” “Now there are three.” Joffrey undid his old swordbelt to don his new one. “You and Lady Sansa owe me a better present, Uncle Imp. This one is all chopped to pieces.”

God I love that passage so much. There's a lot there but what's relevant is a) both Oberyn and Garlan are trying to get a measure of who Joffrey is, and have some child murdering plans potentially in the works during this scene. Watching Joffrey destroy a priceless tome of history given as a well thought, well meant, incredibly generous (and pointed) gift from his uncle is more than enough proof for either man to decide Joffrey is not worth the headache, and please note Garlan is the only person to call Joffrey out to his face, and Oberyn is a few pages later the only person to acknowledge this was a fantastic and kind gift from Tyrion that Joffrey reacted absolutely deranged towards for no reason. and b) Tyrion is almost literally saying to Joffrey "I can be your Viserys, I can make it so you're remembered as a great king the way Daeron II or Baelor are, or a great warrior like Daeron I, but you have to understand the reason why I'm worried about your behavior" and Joffrey does the most destructive, unworthy thing he can possibly do - he quite literally destroys priceless, useful historical knowledge and wisdom with his bare hands, in favor of senseless, petulant violence. As Catelyn would say, Joffrey's real bride is not Margaery, but the war he's fighting and the crown on his head.

All of this to say - there's a lot of parallels between Sansa's situation in KL and Naery's life and these parallels are drawn not only by Sansa herself, but also by several people around her. However, I hope for better things for Sansa than what poor Naerys got - I hope for an Aemon the Dragonknight that will do more than just cry while she's raped, but actually step into that room and defend her, or else give her the power to defend herself. Despite the long wait for The Winds of Winter, I also think it's likely we will get some sort of Dragonknight, devoted sworn sword for Sansa and this person will help protect her, and Sansa will have agency that Naerys could only ever dream of.

[bigtreefest]

I need a babe to help me massage the cramps away!! And tell me how proud he is of me making it through the grueling day. 🥺 I was so tough about it!

[hazeldough]

I'm outlining to cope Lord help me

[gojo-mochi]

One Piece Men + Reader touching their thigh and saying “I’m Hungry”

TW: Slight Voyeurism, NSFW.

A/N: First attempt at smut,,, screaming ૮ ⸝⸝o̴̶̷᷄ ·̭ o̴̶̷̥᷅⸝⸝  ྀིა

Zoro:

You did it while he was working out up in the Crow’s Nest. You walk up to him, with Zoro barely noticing your arrival as he focuses on his 495th rep of overhead presses. You place your hand on his knee, caressing your way up to his thigh, sneaking a finger under his waistband. Zoro’s breath hitches when you do so. “What do you want, woman?” He grunts out, continuing his reps. You keep your hand still as you sigh out, “I’m hungry, Zoro.” Zoro sends a look your way, sweat dripping down his forehead. “And? What the hell do you want me to do about it? Go see that shitty cook if you’re hungry.” You roll your eyes and dip your finger into his gym shorts more, pulling down the waistband slightly to reveal a bit of green turf. “Are you sure you want me to go to Sanji for this?” Zoro sucks on his teeth at your response and throws away the dumbbells in his hands; they make a loud crashing noise when they land on the floor. Still lying on his back, Zoro grabs your hand and pulls you onto him. His bulge is ever so present between your thighs. He bucks up his hips while grabbing your plush thighs now, his fingers sinking in harshly. You moan a bit. “Zo-Zoro… what if people come up here because they heard the crash?” “Hah…? Thought you were hungry? It’s too late to turn back now, sweetheart.” He smirks when your thighs tremble at the nickname. “I’m going to make you regret coming up here.”

Sanji:

He was preparing to make dinner when you sneaked up behind him. He turns around to give you quick kisses on the forehead. “Hello Princess.” He murmurs between kisses before turning around again and returning to the cutting board. “I’m just chopping up some vegetables right now, but did you need something for me?” You hugged his side, one arm around his waist and the other on his thigh, Sanji froze mid cut. “I’m Hungry.” You stuck out your bottom lip in a big pout. “Y/N-sw-swan, I can, ahem, make you a quick snack if you like.” He tries to play it cool but with the way his legs were shaking, he was already close to being undone. You lean your head on his shoulder and whisper next to his ear, your hand ghosting above the front of his pants. “I think I want this snack, though; can you prepare it for me, baby?”. Sanji almost lets out a whimper but holds strong; he fully turns around to grab you by the waist and pull you up on the counter. Face flushed and hands slightly trembling, he kneels down, pressing open mouth kisses on your bare skin leading up to your core. “I hope you don’t mind me taking the first taste, darling.”

Shanks:

It was in the middle of another party; Shanks and the Red-Haired Pirates were drinking the night away once again. Shanks was laughing at something when you swayed your way up to him. He immediately took notice and started to make grabby hands and kissy noises at you. “Babeeeeee~ Come here.” Shanks grins at you, drawing you in and settling you down on his thigh. He cuddles closely and breathes in your scent, the smell of alcohol tickles your nose while his stubble tickles your neck. You try to resist already mewling as his hand gropes around your soft body, and with a blush creeping up your neck you grab Shanks’ hand. “Dear… I’m hungry.” You murmured, your hand slowly sliding up his thigh, but before you could get up any further, Shank had already pulled you closer, nose to nose, grinning wildly. “In public, doll? How shameful.” He lets out a small ‘tsk’ but swiftly drowns out any complaints or retorts you may have by poking his tongue through your lips. It was a sloppy kiss, but that didn’t stop your thighs from clenching together. It took for one of the other party-goers to start shouting at the both of you, ‘To get a room’ before Shanks pulled away with a sheepish grin. He stands up with you still on his hips. “How about we continue this in my room, hmm?”

 A/N: Requests currently open! 

[spiinvisble]

i need bf hcs NEOWWW

ok anything for you🤭

hamzah boyfriend head cannons

sfw

- doesn’t really show pda but super affectionate in private

- will slap your ass when alone but you always slaps his ass much harder

- will also grab your ass whenever you hug and wrap your arms around his neck

- loves playing with your hair when having convos

- will twirl the strands between his figures and admire the way you can get so passionate about what happened in your day

- “like can you even believe that !… hamzah are you even listening to me” “yes sweetheart always”

- he’s ur number one fan is so so supportive of you

- pet names!

- honestly i also think he would call you mommy as a joke

- calling you babe 24/7 tho especially yelling it

- “BABEEEEEE HAVE YOU SEEN MY KEYS”

- gives passionate kisses whenever y’all are alone

- always leads to more

- wearing his clothes all the time which leads to him having nothing to wear

- getting him on your 10 step skincare routine

- after staying over his place all the time he will definitely start stealing all your products and use it when he doesn’t know what they mean like toner lmao

- teasing each other all the time

nsfw

- he is definitely an ass and face guy

- has some stamina (i think lol)

- loves doggy because he gets to pull your hair and slap your ass

- however he loves staring at you so he would switch to missionary

- slight choking when missionary

- will always go nice and slow but eventually will get go crazy and grab your waist to go deeper

- loves all types of sex with you. passionate. angry. slow. you name it.

- he loves eating you out

- he’s really messy and sloppy with it.. i mean we seen how he’s always sticking his damn tongue out

- doesn’t care if you’re laying down or sitting on his face he just wants to devour you

- will close his eyes and have the time of his life tbh

- he also gets bricked up from seeing you wear his t shirts with nothing else on

- immediately ends up fucking you but keeps his shirt on you (let me know if you want me to write something with this scenario)

- likes the idea of being all his

- LOTS of praising

- “good girl” “you like that” “mmm”

- however he does like degrading a bit

- always cuddle after sex and even some cockwarming if cuddling naked…

- doesn’t pressure you into bjs!

- head pusher but will always ask first if that’s okay

- thigh riding ofc

- will always pull you onto his thigh and start putting his hands on your hips to start some grinding..

- he would be do this whenever he’s gaming, working etc

these are all i can think of atm and i’ll prob make a part 2 if i can think of more BUT PLEASE YALL SEND MORE REQUESTS OR TALK TO ME💔💔

[hxskzz]

" REPLAY ᯓ★ . "

drunk!Adam x fem!reader

contains: mentions of drinking, mentions of sex, Adam being horny, kising, making out, suggestiveness BUT OTHER THAN THAT FLUFFF NO SMUT

575 words | proofread .

a/n: Adam is srsly growing on me IM SUPPOSED TO HATE HIMMM BUT FFFFUCKCKKK I HAVE A THING FOR ROCKSTAR CHARACTERS

ღ . you came back home, closing the door with a click. "adamm?" you call out your boyfriend's name, putting your bags down. "that's meeeeee" you hear him wail from the other room , confusing you

you walk to your shared bedroom with him, to see him laying halfway off the bed. "adam what are you doing.." you chuckled. "who are you??? where my girlfriend???? I miss my girlfriend dude" adam jolted up, sitting up properly on the bed with his voice now raising, just to flop back down on it.

"Adam.. i'm your girlfriend.. what's wrong with you today?" you were confused on why he was acting like this. he took a good look at you as a smile crept onto his face. "girlfriend!!" adam came over and hugged you, your arms draping over his shoulders.

"adam you're not drunk are you?.." you began to catch on to why he was acting like this, it didn't take you too long. "NooOOOoooO why would I beee drunkkkk" his words were dragged, and he could barely stand up straight. "yea you're drunk.. cmon sit down"

you sat him back down on the bed, putting the blanket over him attempting to get him to lay down. "i dont fucking want toooo" he muttered, sitting back up. "cmon adam youre literally drunk you need to go to sleep so it wares offff" you cupped his face, placing your other hand on this shoulder softly pushing it down.

he leaned more into your touch, a dopey smile across his face. "i love yoeeuueuuu.." he smiled. "i love you too adam.. you need to go to sleep though" when he wasnt drunk, he was stubborn. when he WAS drunk he was even more stubborn. it's a struggle either way.

he sat up, and patted his lap. "sit" he mumbled. you sat on his lap, facing him and hugging him. he placed a few kisses on your cheek, and one on your lips. you returned the kiss, which slowly turned into a makeout session.

small "mm's" and "hmm's" were heard from the both of you, as your hands tangled in adam's hair. he slipped his tongue into your mouth, which earned a slight whimper of surprise from you. one of adam's hands was placed on your hip, while the other one slipped to grope your ass. you knew what adam was doing.

you pulled apart from the kiss, removing adam's hand from your ass which caused him to place it on your other hip. "babeeeeee" he groaned in anger. "noo adam i know what you're trying to do, we can't do that right now , not with you drunk like this" you raked through his hair, kissing his forehead. "i'm not drunkk cmonnn..lemme taste youu.." he placed kisses on your neck and held your hips tighter, god he was about to make you break character.. "adam. a few minutes ago you didn't even notice i was your girlfriend." you laughed.

he pouted, wrapping his arms around your waist in defeat. one thing about adam.. he had a very high sex drive, and it was even higher when he was drunk. but no matter what, if you said no 2 or more times, he'd respect that.

he laid back, pulling you on top of him. "..prettyyy girl" he mumbled, cupping your cheek gazing up at you. you smiled, returning the compliment. "pretty boy"

adam smirked, his ego boosting. "i'm hard"

"oh my fucking god" you laughed.

©hxskzz

[ruskaroma]

First time with John Wick plssssssssssssssssssss

I truly think that the first time with John would be loving yet rough. I’m sorry, but that’s just how I paint him out to be.

He’s a killer, so it’s no surprise that his hands are naturally heavy and rough. He would touch your body with those large, dangerous hands, forever tainting it with his cruelty and brutality, making you submit yourself to his mercy.

For a man with few words, John sure does have his ways to make you shake and crumble under his touch while he says the most filthy, diabolical shit that could make even the devil blush. For some reason, he just finds you so beautiful wrecked and fucked that he can’t keep his words to himself.

The first time the two of you had sex, it was because he was jealous. You knew he was jealous but he didn’t admit that he was, and that was enough answer for you to get fucked as soon as the two of you arrived at your apartment.

It was a miracle that you managed to make him come with you to a company party even though all he did all night was stand beside you like he’s your bodyguard. Well, in a sense, he was your bodyguard, but his particular outfit that night got your co-workers wondering how the hell you were able to afford one.

John had kept his hand on the small of your back the majority of the night, like that was enough to show everybody that he was not only your bodyguard but also your very loving boyfriend who tolerated everyone in that room just for you.

But when he left to go to the bathroom and came back to a sight of another man being too friendly to you, John only realized that the whole “hand on the back” wasn’t enough to shoo those motherfuckers away.

John settled himself beside you again, but this time, he made sure to wrap his arm around your waist and pulled you closer to his warmth, pretending like the other man beside you wasn’t there, because John could really not bother to care.

“Have I left you for too long?” 

“What?” You furrowed your brows, confused.

John didn’t answer after that, but he did glance at the man who was already staring at him and his actions the moment he arrived. He also didn’t introduce himself, the man simply didn’t deserve it.

“Uh, is he your boyfriend?” The man interjected, and you felt John’s fingers twitch gripping your waist.

“Oh–uh, yeah, he is,” you replied sheepishly, then turning your head to smile tightly at John who was just raising a brow at you. “You probably thought he was my bodyguard, eh? Everyone’s been saying that the moment we arrived.”

“Yeah, I thought that, too,” he laughed awkwardly.

The conversation soon died out. Maybe it had something to do with the man just feeling really awkward because he truly didn’t know John was your boyfriend, or maybe it had something to do with the fact that John had been staring at him dead in the eyes threateningly while you weren’t looking.

When the two of you were on your way home, John had been dead silent with his hand on your thigh the only thing indicating that he’s not as mad as he made himself out to be and he was just really jealous. You know a jealous man when you see one, you just didn’t think you’d see John being jealous first hand.

“Come on, babe, you really not going to speak?” You whined from your seat, grabbing his rough hand to your softer ones as you placed a kiss on the back of it. When you didn’t get a reaction, you pouted childishly. “Jooohhnnnn. Babeeeeee. Babyyyyy.”

John still didn’t react. He kept his eyes on the road.

“You’re for real ignoring me because you’re jealous? Really, John? Bit childish, isn’t it?”

Then, his eyes narrowed as he ripped his focus on the road and onto yours. “I’m not jealous.”

“So that gets you talking?”

“Because I’m not jealous.”

“Sure, sure.” You nodded your head like you’re convinced, and you saw John turned his attention back on the road again. You took this opportunity to continue poking at him. “I mean, it was kinda your fault that he assumed I was single.”

John hit the brakes too hard than usual at the red light, and that was enough to prove your theory that he was, in fact, jealous.

He looked at you offended, and it was kinda hard to believe that you were getting to see that expression on his face first hand considering he rarely ever shows any emotions.

“You know I’m not very big on PDA,” he grumbled under his breath. “I thought my hand on your back was enough. Clearly he didn’t get the memo.”

“So you are jealous?”

Again, he didn’t respond. For a very dangerous well known assassin, John was sure as hell a bit childish when it came to you, but you liked that about him. That only meant he trusted you enough to feel vulnerable around you, show you a side of him he never showed to any one else.

John parked his car in the parking lot and the two of you walked in comfortable silence. You had your arm tangled with his, walking side by side until you reached the elevator. It was only then you had felt the touch of his hand on your ass.

“Well, well, well… Is John Wick finally making the first move?”

Maybe teasing him was a bad idea, because your smirk was immediately wiped off when you’re thrown against the wall and creating a loud bang.

“John, holy shit, I don’t wanna pay for the damage–”

“Shut up,” he growled under his breath, ducking his face down and inhaling your scent, opening his mouth to suck the skin, his sharp teeth bruising your neck that you yelped and wrapped your arms around his broad back. 

“J–John, please don’t fuck me here–I wanna get fu–fucked on a real bed for our first time–”

Before he could even answer, the elevator’s door opened and he hauled himself off you in a matter of seconds. An old woman walked in, not bothering to look at the two of you as she pressed on the button to go up. You’re one floor above, you and John were just sharing side glances the entire ride.

When you reached your floor, John was the one to grip your wrist and pull you out of the elevator, already getting your keys in his suit pocket while you trip and giggle following behind him.

“I’m so excited–”

“I’m glad you find this amusing.”

“Are you kidding? I’m about to get fucked by my boyfriend for the first time in our relationship, of course I’m excited.”

Once John opened the door, he pushed you inside in no time and slammed it behind him. “Who said anything about fucking you?”

“What?” You pouted, growing confused. 

“What if I don’t want to? What if I think you don’t deserve my cock?”

And instantly, you flushed at the words that came out of his mouth that you couldn’t reply anything other than a gasp when he launched himself forward and pressed his lips to you. His beard tickled your chin as his hands went behind your thighs, lifting you off the floor and wrapped your legs around his body.

“I was holding myself back for so long, I was doing so well, I was waiting for the moment to fuck you in a bed of roses like you deserve, but that guy just had to come in and ruin all my self control,” John said against your mouth, pressing his hard cock in his pants against your already wet cunt as he slammed you against the wall.

“I d–don’t want a bed of roses anyways,” you breathed, moaning at the feeling of his hot, throbbing crotch against your own, wanting nothing but to just pull it out and shove it inside you and ride him all night long, but it seemed like John had another idea of how the night would go. “Please, John, just–just fuck me, come on, I know you want to–”

“I don’t like how that guy was looking at you earlier. Like you were some piece of meat,” he nipped at your neck, you felt another wave of wetness drip out of you just from his voice. “Just want to mark you up, bruise your neck and body just so everyone would know you’re fucking mine–”

“Oh god–”

And that’s how you found yourself with legs spread on the bed with John between them. His right hand was around your throat, his other was gripping your hair hard, and his cock was pounding in and out of you like there was no tomorrow.

He’s so fucking big – so huge, so large, Jesus Christ – and you swore you were squealing like a pig. Your cunt was so sloppy and wet, the sound of your wetness squelching around John’s cock was making you so dizzy and lightheaded, not to mention when he was tightening the hand around your throat every few seconds, you were keening and moaning like a whore as you rambled all your dirty thoughts.

“Oh god–oh god, John, please–please, you feel s–so good–” you moaned, nails digging at his back as the bedpost slammed against the wall with each thrust. “Wanted–wanted this for s–so long. So big and huge and–fuck, I’m gonna–”

“Fuck, you’re so wet,” John commented, letting his eyes wander between your bodies as he watched his thick cock plummeling inside your tight little cunt, clit puffy and sore from him sloppily eating you out earlier and he couldn’t be any more proud. You were so sensitive and reactive, every touch delivered a noise out of you. “Cum on my cock, princess. Make a mess all over my dick and I’ll fill you up so deep you’ll feel me until the next week.”

That was the line that threw you over the edge. Head thrown back and screaming, you held onto his back as you came around his cock, knowing the night was only just beginning.

[triaelf9]

She's baaaack, babeeeeee! 💕💕😭😭💕💕 MY LOVE

[jeongintwenty3]

21.52

pairing: lee know x gn!reader

summary: lee know being all lovey dovey to his one and only

genre: fluff

warnings: a few curse words

author's note: hi! rey here ♡ i'm back after a long break. decided to write ab minho being extremely endearing to his other half cos i am a sucker for soft minho <3 feedback is very welcome. please excuse any misspellings or misuse of grammar ): enjoy loves 🌻

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"babeeeeee?"

with no reply from you, he made a beeline for the reading room; a place where you decide to spend time once you get home from work. opening the door, he ran to the couch where you were sitting; the gray piece of furniture that's way too big to accomodate the both of you, which he insisted on buying due to the black friday sale but really, he just wants to cuddle the shit out of you while still in outside clothes but don't tell him that.

"hi, min" you giggled. "i missed you".

"did you? guess i have to go on trips more often in order for you to blurt it out loud then".

with that shit eating grin of his, he pulled you into his chest whilst adjusting the both of your position to read more comfortably.

the two of you were enjoying the atmosphere, however minho isn't minho if he's not gonna annoy you somehow. contemplating whether to let you read or annoy you, he chose the latter, and he's not going to leave you alone until you become a flustered, blushing mess.

"babe" he said while poking your sides

"mmm"

"babe"

"hm?"

"baaaabeeeee"

...

"baa-"

"whaaaaatt"

"i love you" he said nonchalantly, when actually, his heart was about to jump out of his chest seeing your puzzled reaction but you were the most endearing thing he ever seen in his life.

it would be a lie if you weren't taken aback. yes, you were used to his annoying but loving banters, but every time he says the 3 words makes you feel like a high school kid crushing on one of the seniors. with that, you replied. well, at least you tried to.

"i love you too-"

but minho isn't minho without him trying to confess his undying love for you.

"no!!! i love you most, no denying, nothing."

"okay?" while trying to keep your giggling and butterflies in control.

"only okay?! what do you meeaann by thaaattt"

"i-"

"you don't get it babe, it's just that i'd build 100 skyscrapers just to see you smile. it's serious"

with an eyebrow raised and still not getting his point, you asked, "what is?"

"can't you see?! i love you soooo so much i don't think i want to continue living without my other half. i might not make it"

smiling, "i think you can manage just fine without me, min"

grabbing your book and bookmarking it before leaving it on the table behind, he pulled you onto his lap, making you face those oh so adorable eyes. "i can but i don't want to, i'd be a fool to take you for granted" giving you the smile that will easily make you fold. "so i guess you're stuck forever with the handsome, talented, smart, loving, adora-"

your cheeks were reddening and you only managed to laugh, "okay i get it! and i'm totally okay with that, love. that sounds great."

[wulfhalls]

rhaenyra idk wtf went wrong I assembled my a team to get u aemond! yeah rat guy and other dude I randomly stumbled upon! I knew it was time sensitive and I just wanted to emotionally support u thru retributive justice and homicide! how the fuck was I supposed to know theyd get legolas with eye patch and small innocent baby child mixed upppp! I'd just meet the guys 3.4 minutes before the deed. BABEEEEEE PLSSSS I'm so sorry I won't say so but I'm really trying can u pls forget ur earth shattering grief at losing two of our children and fatherbrother in quick succession to acknowledge my valuable contributions!!!!! I did it for love of u!!!! rhaenyra. fine I'll go die in the war and then you'll see

[maverickbabes]

You're Cute, You know that?

You're cute, You know that?

Neytiri x female!navi!Omatikaya!reader!

Warnings: honestly nothing but cuteness for this one. Just women loving women tehe :3

Summary: Y/n is telling Neytiri a story but Neytiri isn't paying attention at all as she's too busy thinking about what a cutie Y/n is.

Neytiri watched y/n as she bounced around the hut while telling Neytiri about a story. She didn't know what the story was about, she stopped paying attention around the part where y/n got up and began moving all over the place, reenacting her story.

"Neytiri? Earth to 'Tiri" You said waving your hand in front of your mate's face in which Neytiri blinked a few times before looking up at you. "Hmm? Yes darling" Neytiri says coming back down into reality and you look at her with a pout.

"Were you even paying attention?" Y/n asks in a childlike voice and Neytiri couldn't help but smile as she felt her heart melt. "Yes ma yawne I'm listening" She assures you and you smiled cheekily before giggling. You leaned down to give her a soft peck on the lips before standing back up straight.

"Okay so where was I? Oh! so then the....." You began to tell the story again but Neytiri zoned out again as she began to admired how adorable you are. The way you were animating the story as the different people, even doing different voices for each of them.

The way you were bouncing around with so much energy, spinning around with that beautiful smile of yours on your lips. She could feel her heart swell from the sheer amount of cuteness radiating off of you, and you didn't even know you were doing it.

"Babe? Babeeeeee" You said before walking over and shaking your mate by the shoulders. "Yes sweetness I'm listening" Neytiri said as she shook her head then looked up at you. "You're not listening to me, you keep zoning out" Y/n says pouting as you plopped down onto the ground in front of Neytiri.

"You're cute, You know that?" She says smiling as she grabs your hands and brings them up to her lips, giving them each a gentle kiss. "I'm w-what?" You stutter out feeling your cheeks get hot from how much you were blushing at that statement.

"I said, you're a cutie and you are cute" Neytiri repeats herself as she pulls you onto her lap, earning a giggle mixed with a squeal. "I am not a cutie nor am I cute" You argued crossing your arms across your chest before adding, "Plus you weren't listening to my story."

Neytiri lets out a giggle before wrapping her arms around you and giving you a gentle yet tight hug. "I was listening baby, I was just distracted by your cuteness is all" She assures you and you turned your head towards her and raise your eyebrows.

"Really? then what was it about?" You challenged her and Neytiri puts her hand to her face, making a contemplating look before turning her eyes towards yours. "I don't know, you'll have to remind me cuteness" She says smiling and you give her a small smack on her chest.

"I'm not cute" You tell her pretending to be mad but couldn't help but smile. "Yea okay sweetheart" She says playfully rolling her eyes as she tackled you down to the ground, earning a gasp from you as you both laid on the ground in each others arms.

[torotauri]

The Perfect Gift - Happy Sana Day (18+) | Sana Minatozaki [TWICE]

Warning Sexual Content (18+) Read At Your Own Risk

Happy Sana Day

1237 Words - Just a quickie on Sana’s Birthday

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Thursday nights are nothing special. Despite it being a pretty special day, you have been busy with work, trying to finish all the task before the end of the year. This means that you have been staying in the office for a lot of times, coming home late. However, this Thursday you had to leave the office on time. 

It was your girlfriend Sana Minatozaki’s birthday.

As the clock struck 5pm, you switched off your computer and left the office immediately. Rushing to the nearest shopping mall to pick up a bracelet that you think your girlfriend might like. You were too busy to pick up a birthday gift for her so there weren’t much options on what you could give her on her special day. You just hope she would like the bracelet you just bought. Picking up the birthday cake on your way home, you wasted no time and headed straight back home. Sana always wanted to be treated like a princess on her birthday. She even booked today off work so she could fully enjoy the day.

Rushing home, you opened the door and saw your girlfriend Sana just sitting there watching TV doing her own thing as you walked in the door.

“Happy birthday babe” as you approached her and gave her a peck on her cheeks.

No response, you decided to pull out your present to see if that would get a response from her.

“Happy birthday babe” you repeated and pulled out your present.

Sana gave a little bit of a response as she looked over to see what you got her for her present. Opening the gift like an excited child on Christmas, she quickly unwrapped the box to find a Pandora bracelet.

“So did you like the gift babe?” you asked.

Sana smirked.

“It’s a nice bracelet, but I think I want something else for my birthday” Sana smirked as she responded to your question.

“But it’s quite late now, all the shops are shut already. I’ll return it and get you something else tomorrow” you responded stubbornly still not getting what Sana really wanted.

Putting the bracelet away, Sana pulled you closer to her as her hands roam towards your crotch area.

“It’s not something you can buy babe, but it’s something only you can give me” Sana smirked as her hands rubbed your clothed cock slowly getting you hard.

You leaned in on Sana slowly kissing her lips, as you initiated the make out session. Sana reciprocated the kiss and slowly starting to make out with you. You roamed your hands underneath her hoodie as you started to fondling with her boobs. Somehow, you managed to unclip her bra whilst making out with her which caused Sana to stop the make out session.

Both of you didn’t speak, you just looked at each other with lust. 

Sana then proceeds to take her hoodie off and you did the same, stripping down until you were naked. Laying Sana down on the sofa, you slowly unbuttoned her jeans, taking them off her ankles and pulling down her panties as well. Both of you were naked at this point.

“Come on babe, give me the present I wanted” Sana said in a seductive tone.

You lined up your cock on her entrance and slowly thrusted your hips forward as you entered Sana for the first time tonight both moaning at the pleasure.

“Fff-ffuck baby” Sana moaned out.

Giving Sana slow but steady thrusts, you continued looking into her beautiful eyes as you fucked her slowly, not wanting to ruin her. She doesn’t deserve a rough pounding. She deserves to be loved, even during sex.

You continued thrusting Sana at a steady pace in missionary position as you both enjoyed the pleasure. The TV was still on, but the noises were already covered by Sana’s moaning.

“Ah ah yeah babeeeeee yeah kimochiii” Sana moaned out.

Her moans were loud but cute as you continued to pound her. Looking into her lustful eyes, you leaned down and made out with her as you muffled her moans. 

Sana was tight, like she always was. It always felt like you were taking her virginity every time you were fucking her. Her pussy was tight, but it wrapped your cock perfectly, giving you the highest possible amount of pleasure as you fucked her.

As you continued to fuck Sana’s pussy, making love to her, Sana was getting wetter and tighter as the pleasure increased. You know what’s coming, Sana was close to reaching her peak. You decided to increase your pace to give her what she wanted. 

“Yeah yeah ah ah fuccckkkkk babyyyy. I’m closeeeee gonna cummmmm” Sana moaned and screamed out as she finally reached her orgasm. 

Sana’s orgasm was loud and wet as she coated your cock with her juices whilst she screamed out as she shuddered riding out her orgasm on your cock. You decided to stop for a little bit as you looked into her lustful eyes just as she comes down on her peak.

“Give me what I really want baby” Sana said breathing heavily still yet to fully recover from her orgasm.

Getting the green light, you continued pounding Sana, making love to your beautiful girlfriend trying your best to catch your own orgasm.

“I know you are close, cum babe” Sana said in between moans.

You just responded by increasing your thrusting, all the way until you felt a tingling sensation in your core. You knew what was going to come very soon, you were getting close, breathing heavier and thrusts are no longer in a rhythm anymore.

“I’m close babe, where do you want me to cum” you asked Sana whilst breathing heavily slowing down your thrust.

“Cum in me babe, give me one final gift” Sana blurted out in between her moans.

With that, you thrusted in and out of Sana’s tight pussy like your life depended on it. For the first time, the room was filled with the sounds of skin slapping on top of the moans that both of you were producing.

You were trying so hard to chase your orgasm until it finally arrived.

“Oh god fuckkkk Sana I’m cumminggg” you groaned out as you finally reached your peak.

Spurts and spurts of thick white semen erupted out of your cock and shot directly into Sana’s pussy, filling her up as each shot was matched with a groan by you. Sana can only lay there with her eyes closed feeling her pussy being filled with warm cum, finally getting the present she really wanted. 

Once your orgasm died down, you pulled out of Sana as you saw little bit of your cum leaked out of her pussy. Most of your cum was trapped inside her tight pussy. As you laid beside Sana on the sofa, Sana used her fingers to collect whatever cum leaked out of her pussy and tasted it.

“Mmmm tasty” as Sana licked her cum coated finger.

“Was that what you wanted?” you asked as you breathed heavily trying to catch your breath after that orgasm you just had.

“Hehe, the real present will come 10 months later” Sana said as she rubbed her tummy.

You laughed at the prospect of starting a family with your girlfriend as you kissed the top of her head and cuddled on the sofa.......

[fritoley]

The Dragon Prince Thoughts 6x07 - The Red Wedding

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“Long way to the Moon Nexus”

Wait why are they going to the moon nexus—

Omg they’re so cheezy and for what lmao

Rayla getting flashbacks from when she jumped off the storm spire lmao—

Okok karim getting his villain spotlight over here

Bruh the light engulfed sol regem’s whole body couldn’t they have healed *everything* including his eyes—

“I’m really looking forward to trying some Sunfire wedding cake.”

AANYA MY BABEEEEEE

SHE’S SO GROWN UP GAHH

I love the clash of black and white on her clothing like she’s honoring both her parents

I wanna meet her brother

“Commander Gren will lead the royal couple in human vows of matrimony.”

Ok but since when could gren officiate weddings—

LMAO not him just BAWLING his eyes out—

“I have urgent news.”

Bruh first the clouds now this

Today is just not their day

Bro when is that guy’s dark magic infection thingy gonna start acting up it’s been months

“They’d better save us some wedding cake”

Aanya they could never make me hate you

Ooh and she’s the sniper okay okay—

Okay wait the animation of aanya climbing the rock was so smooth

Smoother than the normal animation that was cool

GAHH this is so cute ugh—

They’re so hopelessly in love it’s adorable

The way Janai is just silently bawling 🥹

KAZI PUSHING GREN OUT OF THE WAY LMAOOOOO

Yaaaaaay amaya’s a queen too just like sarai

“Do you love your sister, Prince Karim?”

NAH ezran’s comin’ out with all the cold lines this season he’s steppin’ up

He totally put karim on the spot

WOOOO CORVUS PUTTING THE PIECES TOGETHER

This shit is wild karim is rlly willing to kill his own sister just for power

YAAAAAAS AANYA

C’mon ezran go—

OOH WHAT IS THAT ARROW

OH NO EZRAN

Oh noooooooo—

Wait wtf—

Where’s sol regem???

W H A T

WHY’S HE IN KATOLIS

OMG

FIERY JUSTICE ON THE HUMANS NOT JANAI

OOOOOOH NOOOOOOOO—

OMGGGGGG

NOT KATOLIS OMG—

BRO WHAT i did NOT see that coming omg—

Karim definitely went way to fucking far here like omg how do you even mess up THAT bad—

I wonder what’s gonna happen when he finds out he’s pretty much responsible for katolis being attacked i kinda wonder if he’s not even gonna care and useit as a point proven or something. I’m SOO glad we saw aanya she’s soo pretty ugh—

The wedding was nice too it’s so cheezy and cute i love it, and now that they completely annihilated karim, i’m curious to see what’s gonna happen next.

[atopvisenyashill]

9, 10, 19, 22 🙃

9. worst part of canon

hmmmmmm. while i will say the lack of dothraki/essosi povs is probably worse narratively, i do at least understand why he chose to build the narrative that way (even tho i think the narrative he’s building ultimately suffers for this choice). dead ladies club just pisses me off. why is everyone dying in childbirth. why is the name of ned’s mom not relevant. why did the oldest dayne have to be a man. why do we have no idea when shaera daena daenaera died. george i’m in your fucking walls.

10. worst part of fanon

again it’s just objectively the insane arya stans or the targnation people bc they make their illiteracy everyone else’s problem and have on more than one occasion dogpiled on random artists for *checks notes* drawing a character with a skin color darker than FFFFFF. does anyone know the story of the butch that got got by the french resistance in wwii for being a nazi, or that one lesbian that was friends with hitler? that’s what these people are and it’s not an ~annoying fandom quirk~ it’s just naked bigotry.

if we’re talking “annoying but not problematic” tbh for MOI it’s the king jon truthers, i just can’t take any of it seriously when he’s denied winterfell and a lordship for himself more than once, doesn’t like leading, and is bad at it when he tries! ntm i just don’t feel like it’s narratively satisfying if one (1) targ ends up winning and the other two die. i need all three of them nowhere near the throne at the ending to be happy!!!!

19. you're mad/ashamed/horrified you actually kind of like...

hmmmmm. i definitely didn’t think i’d get so hardcore into parent/child incest when i started this blog i’ll tell you wHat. especially when in my humble opinion people get way too into incest ships and act like they’re oppressed for it ajsjs like idk perhaps that is the destiel shipper in me but i’ve spent so long in fandoms where people would be like “if you can’t see anna/elsa lesbianism you’re homophobic” they’re sisters EYE am not the freak here and that’s fine let your freak flag fly but be REAL aksjsj. and now i’m like “stop yelling at me for saying alicent’s sons want to fuck their mom when i’m right” lol. and also having spent so many years going “why do you guys think jonerys is romantic that’s his AUNT” turns out i can get into targcest when it doesn’t involve dany (bc i just don’t think it adds anything to her story!! what she just uncritically follows in the footsteps of her ancestors and the practice which helped abuse and subjugate women in her family forever and fucks her nephews?? for what for WHY)

22. your favorite part of canon that everyone else ignores

we all know what it is babeeeeee

i also do feel like there’s a distinct lack of smallfolk stans like people will pay lip service but when it actually comes to smallfolk characters it’s all “oh i think davos is boring” “oh i don’t see the point of bringing gendry back into arya’s story” “oh i hate hugh/ulf” “oh robb’s campaign is against a vile evil it’s fine if he marched over some poors” “well mirri murdered a baby so” i’ve even seen “dunk is boring” IS THERE A GAS LEAK IN EVERYONES HOUSES COLLECTIVELY. WHAT HAPPENED TO EAT THE RICH HUH??

[chappellrroan]

ahhhh throwback to when I held you in my hands <3333 🥺💕💕

hello vio babeeeeee !! how are you???

vee oh my god baby welcome back i am alright how have you been seeing your ask after so many days wow maybe i am a bit emo i missed you we can do more than you holding me in your hands anyday when you want to ILY did i say i missed you? yeah let me remind you again

[heavyhitterheaux]

Baby, Can I Please Dive In? 

AN: can Urban wake me up like this? 🥺

Synopsis: After your boyfriend learns about the beard burn on your thighs, he takes matters into his own hands to still be able to pleasure you

Pairing: Urban Wyatt x Reader

Requested by a beautiful anon

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You had just gotten out of the shower and was attempting to sit down on your bed when you felt immediate pain and let out a groan.

Urban walked into your shared bedroom just as this was happening and was of course concerned.

"Baby? You okay over there?"

"Um, I'm fine." You answered, trying to readjust to a more comfortable position.

"No you aren't. What's hurting?"

"It's nothing, Urby."

"It is something if my girl is in pain." Urban stated while sitting down next to you and attempting to pull you onto his lap which resulted in you letting out a hiss at the movement.

"Y/N, what's wrong? I'm going to keep asking until you tell me."

"My thighs hurt." You muttered, but Urban was still confused and waiting for more context.

"Because of your beard."

Urban immediately felt bad.

With you sitting on his lap still in your towel, he was able to slowly spread your legs to see the damage that his facial hair had caused you.

But I mean who is about to deny getting ate out for an hour?

The skin was definitely red and a little irritated.

"Fuck. Baby, I'm sorry."

"It'll eventually go away."

"But, your skin is irritated because of me."

"Even though it's irritated, I'm definitely not complaining because of how well my man eats me out."

"How long has it been like this?"

"A few days."

"A FEW DAYS!??! AND YOU DIDN'T TELL ME?"

"I didn't want to make a big deal out of it."

"You needed to make a big deal out of it because my baby is hurting."

"It'll be fine. I'll just get some aloe vera to put on it."

"Damn, now I can't eat you out until it heals."

You did a double take and looked at Urban in disbelief. 

"You will do no such thing."

"Baby!"

"I'm serious Urban! I'll be fine. Just help me move over."

Urban did what he was told and the rest of the night consisted of you laying on him and watching Disney movies to pass the time and take your mind off of the pain.

Urban woke up early the next morning and because of you being so uncomfortable took it upon himself to shave off his beard. The last thing he ever wanted to do is cause his girl pain or cause her more pain from what had already occurred.

He looked at your peaceful sleeping form and immediately pulled the comforter back so that he could get comfortable right in between your thighs.

This was going to be a hell of a way to wake up.

Urban already knew that you would be annoyed because his beard was gone, but it was only going to be temporary.

He slowly pulled your thighs apart and was assessing the damage that was done from the activities of other nights and noticing how the aloe vera was starting to do its job. He took one long kick and could hear you whimpering, probably thinking you were dreaming.

Urban then placed a strong hold on you so that it would be hard for you to move and continued to pleasure you.

It had been about ten minutes and you still hadn't woken up yet, but was steadily moaning and soft whimpers were leaving your lips.

You felt that the dream that you were having was a little too real and you opened your eyes and was startled to see your amazing boyfriend was in between your thighs.

"Oh, fuckkkk" You slowly breathed out as Urban inserted two fingers into you.

"Stay still." You heard him say and you were doing your best to comply.

You were trying to grab at anything in order to anchor yourself so that you would stay in place, but your hands went to where they always did.

Which was Urban's hair.

“Shit, babeeeeee!”

At this point, your eyes were still closed. You felt that you were about to release at any moment and sure enough you did.

Urban stayed between your thighs as you rode out your high before coming back up to the top of the bed.

You finally opened your eyes to look at him and was immediately taken aback.

"Who are you and what have you done to my boyfriend?"

"Baby, stop playing because you know good and damn well no one could eat you out better than I could."

"Urb, you look 12. I think this is the first time that I have ever seen you without facial hair."

Urban simply rolled his eyes before sliding you on top of him.

"Oh, and that was a hell of a way to wake up so thank you."

"It's the least I could do for my baby."

"Umm, one question though."

"Yeah, mamas?"

"When are you growing it back?"

"BABY!"

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yourinstagramname: MY BABY MAN! 😍😍😍

urbanwyatt: yourinstagramname seriously mamas? 🙄

jackharlow: urbanwyatt what.... what happened? 😕

druski2funny: he looks 6 

yourinstagramname: druski2funny I said 12 because of his height 

lilnasx: yourinstagramname you can probably claim him on your taxes now because that is a whole child

yourinstagramname: lilnasx AYE YO! LMAOOOOOOOO 😭😭😭

ryandestiny: it’s amazing what facial hair can do lmao

urbanwyatt: jackharlow baby girl was going through it so I had to cut it off

druski2funny: wait, what?

yourinstagramname: yall muthafuckas slow as hell. I HAD BEARD BURN ON MY THIGHS FROM HIM EATING ME OUT

jackharlow: yourinstagramname TIME OUT! TIME THE FUCK OUT! I DIDN’T ASK FOR ALL THAT INFO

yourinstagramname: jackharlow love you too Jack Jack 🥰😘

urbanwyatt: jackharlow but you kinda did tho....

druski2funny: yourinstagramname let me at them thighs tho 👀

urbanwyatt: druski2funny touch my girl and I’ll beat your ass

druski2funny: urbanwyatt quiet little man. the adults are speaking

ryandestiny: DRUSKIIIIIII 😭😭😭😭😭

urbanwyatt: druski2funny nah I’m the only one that gets the luxury of waking my girl up by me eating her out 😏😏

jackharlow: urbanwyatt and I wish yall would keep it down

yourinstagramname: jackharlow I mean... you sound jealous soooo you want in next time?

druski2funny: yourinstagramname HEY! I ASKED FIRST!

jackharlow: yourinstagramname I’m not cutting my beard 

yourinstagramname: jackharlow I have aloe vera cream, we’ll make it work 😉

lilnasx: urbanwyatt so you just gonna co-sign this?

urbanwyatt: lilnasx it’s not like we haven’t shared her before 😏

druski2funny: WHEN WILL IT BE MY TURN?!?

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