Tfw you're a soft fanmade plushie made meant to be gently cuddled or put up for decoration but you get the human with anxiety that constantly sits and gives you little head kisses and strokes your face and plays with your tail when they're stressed so now your fur is all messed up and they keep making you and your boyfriend hold tails and kiss.
Yo someone free Guardian what the hell-- free him-
"I know the names of things" ..baby 🥺, also he made friends on his first day I love baby boy <3 also "Pass, Bat caves crowded enough" you have no idea 💀
SUPERBOY!! And I love that he considered lazering them.
Also..ew egg sack creatures. Burn them-- also Conner is so cute ughhhhb. "I hacked the motion sensors" BABY <3 and awe alien creature helping Conner also god save Guardian and EW. Ew I love that his solution to an outbreak was..mutate himself 💀
They tore down an entire building, I love that for them-- Bruce must've been shitting bricks when he realized Dick and his friends were gone 💀 I FOROGOT HAWKGIRL SHOWS UP HI WIFEY <3 also did all of the league have to show up for that 🤨 I feel like..its more of a Diana, Clark and Bruce thing. But also..Clark you bitch- BE NICE TO MY SON. "We are not happy" lol fuck you-
And YEAH MY SONS DID SOMETHING AMAZING. Roy would be so proud <3 also Athur is so damn sexy..ugh- anyways-
M'GANN !!! MY DAUGHTER!! HI HII UGH CRYING I LOVE THEM SM, I remember what joy feels like now-
Talia who faked a miscarriage when she was with Bruce vs Koriand’r who had a miscarriage when she was with Ph'yzzon (the child she was said to have with him never came to be so a miscarriage would be the best explanation for it) 🫡parallels