#my cockles gifsets

[destielette]

I’m not active here anymore , I just don’t know what you would like me to post and if it is still worth it, should I come back? And post about Cockles and Destiel? Make Gifsets ? Edits ? Manips? What would you want to see from me here ?

Also id like to welcome all my new Cockles / Destiel shippers friends who followed me although I didn’t post anything in months. Thank you and don’t hesitate to request any edit/Gifset you’d like me to post.

Love you all 💚💙

[regardingjenmish]

one of my fave things to do when jensen and misha are cocklesing is to watch the people around them. the "their own space" gifset from spnsmile you reblogged is a great example: while those two are off in their own little world you can see rob and ruthie and their matching energies on either side, having fun and acknowledging each other but giving jenmish their space (they know better than to interrupt a this point lol) (1/2)

one of the most 👀 is actually watching adam rose on the screen behind them all. you can see he turns and looks at jensen specifically, mimics him with the mic pointing at the audience, looks back again but nope, jenmish are still busy. he then occupies himself by being goofy with jeffrey vincent parise, looks back /yet again/ but dammit, STILL busy lmao. shoutout to long-suffering jason manns who has clearly endured many 🐚 shenanigans 😂 (2/2)

Watching other people's reactions to them is one of my favorite things ever! Or just comparing the differences between the rest of the cast and them. I think this weekend especially was interesting with ruth/rob vs cockles. So many moments where 'its the same picture!!!' But also moments where like in the closing ceremony, ruth and rob are just kind of being there and aware of the other but still doing their own thing. And then you have Jensen and Misha who for the life of them wouldn't be able to tell you what was going on around them in that moment. It's amazing and i love it so much

[found--family]

blog recs?

so i've lost about 30 followers since misha rejoined tumblr (folks running away to hide? idk but tumblr IS my hiding place) and i've seen a dozen destiel/spn blogs i follow post some really judgemental crap about other users, plus a bunch of my go-to blogs aren't very active atm or have veered off into multifandom and off-topic stuff. basically the vibes on my dash rn are lacking good content and positivity.

so i need some destiel/spn blog recs!!

if you're relatively new to tumblr in the last few years, or if you have some creator suggestions, hit me up. i already follow most of the popular blogs so i'm looking for lesser-known and niche blogs.

blogs that focus on: destiel, dean, castiel, misha, jensen, women of spn, general spn stuff (meta, discourse, gifsets, crack posts, fanart)

spn critique welcome but i'm looking for mostly positive vibes

no hate for the actors

no w*ncest

pro-cockles/jenmisheel

not interested in jared or j2

the thing i love most about this fandom is the feeling of community that you just can't find in other fandoms. but i'm not feeling that sense of community lately so i want to interact with different blogs.

please let me know your blog recs in the replies/tags/reblogs or send me an ask - and self recs are totally welcome! 💞

[castiel]

I love your blog and energy so much!!! You're so fun and positive and I have a lot of fun when you're on my dash. I've remade my blog after bad vibes and am looking for new people to follow and was wondering if you had any blog recs like yourself? Thanks a million!! 💝💝💝💝💝💝💝💝

ohhhh love!! 🥹🥹 you’re so sweet to say this, i’m so glad you enjoy what i post.

i’m happy that you decided to remake your blog! i know what you mean about the bad vibes. i just don’t have the energy to put into being negative and feel like fandom should be about celebrating something we love! so i’m more than happy to share blogs that i love that are also positive and lovely!!💖💖💖

so, in no particular order:

@deanandkastiel - kay is amazing at posting con content so quickly!! an excellent source of misha/jensen news and a lovely person as well!💖

@becauseofthebowties - céline makes the most beautiful gifs and is a wonderful supporter of fellow content creators! you should check out the manip she made the other day👀

@clarkenting - ash is my bestie and basically my twin so if you like me, you’ll like her 💖

@valleydean - mallory is super sweet, a fantastic writer, and i love her cowboy style 🤠

@universalcas - vero makes the most beautiful edits 😍

@spnsmile - they’re super fast at giffing cons! ✨

@acklesology - jess is a lovely writer, gifmaker, and even lovelier person💖

@regardingjenmish and @theyarebothgunshot - (sorry for throwing you together but you’re both) THEE top cockles content duo! but also the sweetest people🥺

@klinejack - divvy makes lovely gifs and is also an amazing content creator supporter!💖

@bebecas - jenna also makes the most beautiful gifs! excellent colouring✨

@wigglebox - jen makes the most adorable art you’ve ever seen!🥹

@stilljensenackles - all the jensen content you could ever want😍

@trenchcoatimpala - they brighten up my dash and seem really sweet 😊

@deanncastiel - bri makes THEE most amazing huge gifsets i’ve ever seen. her blending is out of this world!💖

[inacatastrophicmind]

thank you for all these wonderful cockles gifsets you're making!!! you're making everyone's dash better. you're doing an amazing job, so thank you so much

Aaaaaaaaaaaaawwwwwwwwwwwwwww, thank you, anon, you're too kind

I wanted to make Cockles gifs just as soon as I got home from the con and ate something, but I was exhausted from the con and the flight, plus I was still recovering from food poisoning and also my uterus decided that yesterday was a good day to start getting mad at me from not giving it a baby. So yeah, I was beaten yesterday and I couldn't find the strenght to make any Cockles gifs, but today I'm making as many gifsets as I can.

[sunglassesmish]

Two ?s for you ❤️: 1) What do u think buck & dean would think of each other if they ever met? I've gleaned from your posts that buck is the most deanish of buck+eddie, right? What would the vibes be? (Inspired by your most recent buck gifset reblog) -- And 2) Do u think there's such a thing as a cocklesholic? Because I've spent so much time refreshing tumblr today trying to get a fresh hit of jenmishdee serotonin that my eyeballs hurt.😭 - your sister in cockles, who still doesn't even go here🚒

okay first of all these questions are amazing thank you 🥰

1. i definitely think buck is more like dean than eddie. first of all, buck’s issues with his parents run deep, they basically had him so they could use him to donate bone marrow (i think?) to their older sick son with leukemia. he’s never truly gotten over his issues with them, and they definitely do not understand his life/job choices.

dean doesn’t have the same issues but definitely still has parental problems (that’s putting it lightly). and there’s a scene of buck with his parents that’s similar to the one dean had with mary where he said ‘i hate you but i love you’

i headcanon buck and dean to both be adhd as you can tell by that post i reblogged of buck that you mentioned. buck is always one to be cooking for his fellow fire fighters and the captain (bobby) cooks for them a lot and just last week we had a scene where he asks him for cooking tips. and buck had a scene where he used one of bobby’s recipes to make something for eddie and his son christopher. so he makes food for the people he loves. and dean is very much the same, as we can see from all the times he cooks in the bunker and made that cake for jack on his birthday.

i realised i just ranted quite a bit and didn’t even answer your question 😅 so i think buck and dean would get along really well based on the things i just mentioned. they’d bond over cooking recipes and rant about their family and be generally chaotic together, looking to have fun. i do think they’d really like each other.

2. yes i definitely feel like there is such thing as a cocklesholic as you so perfectly put it!! i’ve spent more time thinking about cockles than i do destiel tbh. i’m supposed to be working on something but i too have spent so much time just waiting for another ‘hit’ but luckily, we have another jensen/danneel panel tomorrow. hopefully we get more amazing questions + answers!

[the-rollerchloster]

I posted 2,869 times in 2022

That's 1,575 more posts than 2021!

161 posts created (6%)

2,708 posts reblogged (94%)

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@likeaclassic

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I tagged 2,649 of my posts in 2022

Only 8% of my posts had no tags

#destiel - 648 posts

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#cockles - 302 posts

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Longest Tag: 139 characters

#i'm also undecided whether soldier boys definition of raising his sons to be men would have included the beatings his father couldn't be...

My Top Posts in 2022:

#5

129 notes - Posted November 29, 2022

#4

I honestly don’t care if Jensen and Misha have never actually seen each other naked (I don’t believe that to be true, but if I were to be proven wrong somehow, I’d accept it)… what keeps me in the cockles dumpster is their complete devotion to each other. They love each other deeply, and respect each other, support each other, develop each other in sooo many ways that so few ever get to experience, and I just think that love is beautiful 💙💚

178 notes - Posted November 15, 2022

#3

Sometimes I wonder if we (as a fandom) have over-analysed scenes to the point that we’ve forgotten what we were actually watching.

Most of our favourite parts of Supernatural, the mothership as it were, are our favourite bits because they’ve been analysed and broken apart and put back together so many times that we can create this bigger picture that is further moulded by our own headcanons and fic plots and playlists. And that’s what makes Supernatural great.

I’ve seen a lot of #thoughts on The Winchesters now that the pilot is out, and I know that not everyone thinks it was a winner - the jokes were cheesy, the CGI looked terrible, it didn’t feel right, whatever else - but I’d argue that’s because it’s being compared to the Supernatural in our heads, not the Supernatural that aired on television.

I’ve said it before and I still believe it with my whole heart… Supernatural should just be a mediocre watch and forget network television show, but it’s not because of the passion of the people it sweeps up under it’s spell and the little bit of extra magic each and every person who gives it a little love sprinkles on top. This new passion project just needs the same magic.

231 notes - Posted October 13, 2022

#2

Some new information has been presented to me by a friend who attended this past weekend's Supernatural convention in Las Vegas. Cue too many coincidences for me to not talk about it...

Last night, after the con had ended, I received this picture of the Las Vegas Eiffel Tower lit up in blue and green:

This morning, Misha Collins himself, has drawn attention to the very same structure by nose-fucking it with a thinly veiled sex joke.

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396 notes - Posted March 8, 2022

My #1 post of 2022

“YOU HAVEN’T SPOKEN FOR HOURS”

I’m sorry, what? You’re telling me that Cas just sat with Dean while he drove to process the loss of his brother for hours in silence?

😭😭😭

461 notes - Posted August 13, 2022

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[mincedpeaches]

The thing is about cockles. First of all I'm so sorry for this post. But the thing is about cockles is that while I do not believe these men have done anything of that nature (second of all sorry to my cockles truthers), I really cannot take a strong stance on this because I have not looked at all the facts. You know how they say in news (especially of the political nature) to try and get an unbiased and objective take and if you can't get that to hear the story from the other side to help you form a critical opinion. Well, in the case of cockles thats J2. I look at all these gifsets and panels clips and whatever of jensen and misha being touchy and moon-eyed and whatnot and my immediate thought is "okay well obviously a cockles themed blog is going to focus on only this. There is a bias here. Is this a uniquely jenmish thing? Or would the other side brush this off and have parallel jensen and jared moments to point to?"

But I simple CANNOT bring myself to look at any J2 content. Ever in my life. So my opinions on cockles will be forever unsolidified.

[maipareshaan]

I would like to not acknowledge actors but like its so weird how every gifset of sam and i even saw of ruby has to mention how the actor sucks, like very weird bcz i reblog about 100 pics of dean everyday and i never see anything of the sort except if its some positive psychosexual nonsense about the actor relating to dean being bi, like not even negative psychosexual nonsense from those blogs that give i read revenge cockles vibes cuz he won't say he planted bi dean in my head by gayly existing and now its canon but he does not want it canon. I mean none of them have a commentary about all the actors crimes, its so weird.

[destielette1]

So while watching some Cockles videos I noticed something:

This is Jensen playing Eddie a bisexual character in the mini series “blonde” , with his bisexual lover Cass (🤷‍♀️) played by Patrick Dempsey.

Now look at Jensen’s/eddie’s hand

And now look at the gifs below

I don’t know if it means anything, I just thought that was interesting and wanted to share it with you all in team dumpster mansion . I'll let you draw your own conclusions

[destielette]

To the dumpster member who asked for this, I’m sorry I can’t find your post.

Insp X

This is Jensen☝️

Here is Dean’s version X

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*This is for fun, of course, not to be taken seriously.

[castiel]

I posted 4,412 times in 2022

193 posts created (4%)

4,219 posts reblogged (96%)

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@deanandkastiel

@regardingjenmish

@holydeans

@becauseofthebowties

@dean-you-assbutt-cas-loves-you

I tagged 4,393 of my posts in 2022

#cockles - 545 posts

#thanks for tagging me 💖 - 192 posts

#the boys - 100 posts

#😳😳😳😳 - 96 posts

#💖💖💖💖 - 80 posts

#🥹💖💖💖💖 - 67 posts

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#dean’s only saying this because if cas doesn’t move back soon dean won’t be able to keep himself from finding out what cas’s lips feel like

My Top Posts in 2022:

#5

the most fearsome adorable pirate

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#4

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#3

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#2

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15,974 notes - Posted March 28, 2022

My #1 post of 2022

i’ve seen multiple gifsets now cut off with a “view post” button under the first two gifs instead of showing the whole set….

this is not good news for gifmakers.

31,783 notes - Posted May 10, 2022

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[sunglassesmish]

Hey, about your ratios. I love your 911 gifs and usually like them, but don't reblog because that's not what goes on mine. I shitpost and reblog about Supernatural, Jensen & Misha and their other projects, and Cockles. Bucktommy is amazing, and I'm just as into them and Lou and Oliver as you are (Ok maybe not AS much), but I never reblog it. So like, maybe others feel the same way? We got here because of the spn dudes, and appreciate what you're doing with 911 stuff and support you with our likes. I kinda feel bad for not reblogging them but I don't reblog any of my interests outside of the spn stuff, not just 911 or Lou. Dunno if that makes you feel any better about ratios, but maybe that's kinda what others are doing too.

hey!! first of all thank you so much for trying to make me feel better, it’s truly appreciated. i do get that people might not want to reblog stuff that they aren’t personally interested in, i am the same way! it’s just truly baffling that i got that big of a ratio. and it was on text posts so not a gut punch. if i ever got those on a gifset, 911 or not, i’d definitely feel really sad about it. but i don’t think they’re ever that bad on my gifs (they are bad, don’t get me wrong, but not 1:10 bad)

and like i said, i get people might not be personally interested or not want that on their blog, so they don’t reblog. but it’s more of the people who are in this fandom that like and don’t reblog that hurts a little.

[thigholstercas]

The list of some of my favorite fics I read in 2021 (that no one asked for).

I've read so many fics over the year, some long, some ficlets or drabbles and I've loved every single one of them, that if I had the time I would rec them all, for real. And I know there are some amazing fics that are sitting in my marked for later list. So really to all the fic writers out there that are keeping Cas, Dean, Sam, Jack, and every other character alive, and honestly doing god's work (because you all could write the show a lot better), thank you <3

I hope no one mind me tagging them :)

Four letter words of intercourse by bendingsignpost (195k, Explicit)

I don't do AU's. I don't. I know that there must be really good AU's out there but I genuinely struggle with them. But after this gifset by @lengthofropes and the recs from @lulu-zodiac and @mishacollinsthighsss, I read it. And to summarize is gooood like I get why is well known in the fandom. I'd totally read it again. The whole series here.

Stay by @thisisapaige (15k, Explicit)

I found this back in February when the first chapter was posted and I absolutely fell in love with it, but I can be dumb sometimes and I lost track of it, so I spend like 6 months trying to find it because I needed to see the way it ended. One of my favorite fix-it. Sparky is so lovable (read it if you don't know what I'm talking about)

the more you love a memory by @starrynightdeancas (15k, Teen and Up Audiences)

If you know Bex and her writing, you know how amazing she writes. But if you ask me, she outdid herself with this one. Regarding Dean would have been so much better with Cas in it and if Bex had written it.

Truth be told by GatesKeeper (35k, Teen and Up Audiences)

Seek to know you better by ahurston (33k, Explicit)

Both of these use 36 questions that lead to love. The fics I enjoy the most are the ones where Dean and Cas just talk and talk because they are best friends but at the same time they are really dumb. Both of these are different, even when is the same idea, but I enjoyed them so much.

I want to do with you (what spring does with cherry trees) by @sobsicles (74k, Explicit)

Is sobsicles, like what else you want me to tell you. I love all of the sobsicles fics, but definitely, this one is my favorite. It broke me good and then it fix me.

Time has come today by teen_dean (175k, Teen and Up Audiences)

One of my favorite series. Young Dean and Dean are the same person but at the same time, they are not. Angst with a happy ending for both of them. For me, the best part is the bond that is formed between Young Dean and Cas. If you want to laugh, cry, and fell in love with Cas, Sam, and Dean all over again, this is the one.

Gimme Shelter by @jactingjoices (20k, Explicit)

I melt with fics where Dean is longing for Cas. And when Cas heals Dean in this one... really good. Angst, fluff, and smut are combined so well here.

I wish you a merry destielmas! by @emeraldcas (12k, General Audiences)

I didn't read many Christmas fics, but I really loved this one. The pining, the love, the family vibes, Dean and Cas are both dumb, everything was perfect. I enjoyed it so much. You can also read it here.

Fracture Mechanics by Rend_Herring (44k, Explicit)

Honestly, just read it if you haven´t.

Bonus:

The Frenching Mistake, The Jensen Mistake and Death by a salesman by @fellshish, I don't need to burn to keep you alight (so let me) by @blanketforcas, and this, and the cockles cabin fic (that I'm still waiting) by @mishacollinsthighsss

If you have some fics that you think I could like (pls promote yours if u want) let me know <3

[saawek]

I don’t watch panels but I watch tumblr. And it was fun tonight. Misha, don’t try to be innocent, we know you know that you know... the thing. 

[hopefullystillatheatrestudent]

i'm so excited about you taking asks again ahhhh okay so. if you'd absolutely had to choose. what would be your top 5 cockles moments, and why? thank you ily <3

here’s the thing: there are so many routes i could go down with this, because cockles moments come in all shapes and sizes and formats. these include moments from their panels, their bloopers, the footage we get when they don’t even know they’re being recorded, stories being passed down from photo ops & autographs(one of my personal favorite ways to get cockles, tbh, because they’re all insane), and social media(tweets to each other, instagram posts & comments, etc.). 

SO! since many a list like this has already been made, and i want to stand out from the crowd, what i’m gonna do is definitively give the number one spot to each of these five categories.(i might even throw in honourable mentions because they’re so despicably in love that they warrant that. i really put my whole pussy into this, guys, i hope you’re happy.) 

disclaimer: these are my own personal opinions. but that also means i’m right. so. enjoy. 

number one: top cockles panel moment

so we’re starting off with a bang, because how do you even BEGIN to rank what atrocities jensen and misha commit at jibcon. every single one they’ve had is damning in it’s own right, for different reasons.

however, considering just how much unabashed fuckery they’ve given us to sift through, it’s a good thing i do have a personal favorite despite it all. it’s heartwarming, the sweetest thing i’ve ever seen, AND it’s jarringly cinematic - mainly because it has a whole ass arc to it that was years in the making. it might even be surprising to some people, but my favorite cockles panel moment, and what i consider the one that encompasses their entire gut-wrenching journey from 2008-2013 in the most sweepingly romantic gesture possible, is this one.

i want this burned into my retinas. i am not even joking. when i'm through with my explanation, let me convince you why this is thee most romantic cockles moment of all time.

first, some history: people call this the resume off, but many seem to forget the botched attempt at a resume off a year prior. and yes, you guessed it: it's during their break up. it's a juicy time period for a reason, guys. it came across as exceedingly one-sided and VERY awkward. let me refresh your memory as to just how bad it was, and just how hard jensen was trying and ultimately failing at winning misha over: the funniest part of the whole resume off in 2013??? every joke/bit had literally already been made/done. they were just going through the motions again, but the difference THIS time...is that misha reciprocated jensen's energy. it. is. fascinating. i want to get into it more detail in another post, and i'll link it here when i'm done, but the main takeaway, i think, and the main difference that showcases how much they've grown in a year, is that in jib 3, misha flat out refused to do an accent, and this time around, he indulges jensen for literal minutes. when i tell you they're crazy, they're crazy. i can't wait to actually dive into it later.

ANYWAY, the resume off culminates in this moment here. and, like, a million things happen in this gifset. actually, more like a million and one. the music starts playingneediremindyouthatthesongissingingintherain(h e l p), misha starts dancing, jensen 'perpetually fake grumpy' ackles lets misha think he's not going to join, misha sits down defeated, but no!!! that was jensen's plan all along(look at his stupid fucking smirk) and he offers his arm to his dance partner who immediately grins like a fool, jensen then leads misha into their kick step, they perfectly synchronise and let loose, and are then very clearly having the time of their lives, hanging off of each other with joy and ease. from their expressions alone i can tell that this moment is so. so. so. so! much more than what initially meets the eye. i mean-misha is fighting back the biggest smile i've ever seen. to me, it reads like jensen is offering something to misha, something that misha kind of gave up on expecting, and him offering his arm like that is like, a surprise to him in the best possible way(and it's so not platonic, let me just say that.) as soon as jensen did that, it ushered in a new era of cockles. this panel is jensen and misha's favourite for a reason, and i think this moment is the biggest clue as to why.

whew!!! ok. that took a lot out of me and that was only point one. moving on,

number two: top cockles blooper moment

cockles bloopers hold an extremely special place in my heart, because it shows just how fucking disastrous jensen and misha are. they are so goddamn infatuated with each other that they HOLD UP PRODUCTION ALL THE TIME TO FLIRT WITH EACH OTHER(???). let me repeat. let it sink in. jensen ackles; arguably one of the most professional actors on that show who puts everything he has into each scene, with mountains and mountains of notes to prove it: would rather hold up production to flirt with misha collins. this sounds fake. it's not. he does it. all. the. time. and here's the thing guys!!! i'm gonna let you in on a secret!!! misha loves it. he loveesssss it. on top of that-misha collins: overlooked because he's pranked and people assume he's unprofessional as well, but his only pranks are in retaliation/off-set, and he rarely if EVER causes problems if he can help it....lets himself get carried away when it comes to jensen making kissy faces at him!!! are you actually kidding me!!! i mean. misha. it's just a face. you've seen it a million times. i don't buy that it triggers something in you that strongly....you like it, and you like jensen's reaction. you can't fool me!!! lisa berry's face in that one gifset shows just how fed up the crew is with their gross, coupley boyfriend antics.

i could pull up so many examples. sooooooo many. but my favourite was sealed since the moment i saw it.

i actually already wrote an analysis on it but i can't find it :(((( which SUCKS because i really unpacked the whole thing. i'll try to summarise.

basically, a backstory is part of this too!!! jensen and misha both had a really really hard time with this scene(because it's explicitly romantic there i said it), they sat down for hours and poured over their scripts together, they were super super nervous going into filming, both of them, jensen especially, were super hard on themselves for their performances not being true to their characters but they both complimented the other's work(boyfriend moments fr). so, yeah. they weren't confident going into shooting. and how do they get themselves to feel better???? by cuddling each other, apparently.

a lot. a LOT. happens in this specific blooper. to the point that i saw it years before i knew about cockles and it raised all sorts of flags for me.

1) stop pulling my face towards your crotch(as a thinly veiled request that misha would, in fact, move jensen's face towards his crotch, considering it was jensen moving himself there in the first place. also, why so comfy down there guys???) 2) you're my baby daddy i know(in the most intimate voice i've ever heard please) 3) i know, i know, i love you too i didn't say i love you i know but you wanted to say it etc. misha's right, of course. that's what jensen meant.

it just reeks of comfort, familiarity and intimacy between the two, and it's a moment that is extremely sweet and silly at the same time. they're so <3

number three: top cockles found footage moment

WONDERFUL category. truly the culmination of the cockles experience. many people have said that shipping cockles doesn't work because 'they're just onstage you dummies!! they're playing it up for the audience!!!' here's the thing, love. i could not disagree with you more. once you climb your way up the cockles ladder, you soon learn that they are, in fact, playing their dynamic DOWN, not up. they really are just Like That™, and they could not care less about the paying audience, if we're being honest, considering how much time they take to giggle with each other and refuse to let the audience in on the joke. and i love them for it <3

anyway, my point is that this category is for all you naysayers out there, all you 'jensen and misha's relationship is just for show and is real life queerbaiting'(?????lordhelp???) oh yeah? ok, explain this.

he. he. he calls jensen sweetheart. literally enough said. there's nothing to really add here, except, misha and jared then immediately engage in damage control. jared's method is distraction and misha's is retconning('get out of the car, dude') this was what got me to buy into the cockles dumpster for GOOD good. you don't call your buddy sweetheart accidentally and sound so completely earnest while doing it! especially not when that buddy is jensen ackles!!! you think he would let any of his friends call him that? do you?

one more thing; if it was a slip of the tongue, little mouth thing or whatever, you think jared wouldn't have jumped on it immediately??? i can hear it now. 'did you just call him SWEETHEART???' yeah. that's what i thought. you know why he didn't? because it was too revealing.

number four: top cockles autograph moment

i mean, i think we all know what it's gonna be, and if you don't, well, do i have the piece de cockles resistance that is gonna send you over the edge.

if you haven't heard of this story by now, as a cockles, truther, i'm gonna go ahead and get you to read it, because there is no possible heterosexual explanation for any of it, and you're fooling yourself if you think otherwise.

spoiler alert: it's the story where phones weren't allowed in an auto session, jensen nuzzles himself in misha's hair, leans his full body weight onto him, holds his hand, etc. etc. i'm imploding just repeating this back, actually. also, just, the sheer amount of stories from photo ops where they tackle hug each other or slap each other's asses or sing romantic songs to each other or almost kiss is, frankly, a lot. if i could wish for anything, it would be to witness them in person.

and finally,

number five: top cockles social media moment

this one is super difficult, because there's obviously a lot to choose from. but you know what? full send, i'm going with this one:

i just. what to say about this. how often do misha and jensen watch sunsets together for it to qualify as ‘always’ ??? why are sunsets synonymous with their relationship??? that’s like??? a very romantic thing????? ‘this guy’??? the fact that it’s a CANDID??? i don’t know guys.

that could have been better but i am TIRED so. there you go rose ily