#my dog just sneezed wtf

[amarayys]

EPISODE 13 CHP 2 DRDT SPOILERS.

so. WHAT THE FUCK. Levi has basically no empathy confirmed. He wants to be liked but he doesn't understand what caring about others is like. Ace tells levi to die. Lmao. Also he's so suspicious +He mentions the only person who he ever trusted. WHO NOW??? Eden and Arei doomed yuri. We get Arei and David flashback. Arei's cg looks like sora from sdra2s final cg btw thats just a random thought i had. Arei you can't do this to me. She really said "I'm a piece of shit but so is David so let's fix eachother" AUHSVGDHBJFKL Okay. EDEN. WHAT THE FUCK. EDEN. NOBODY SAW THIS COMING. I WAS SO CONVINCED IT WAS TERUKO BUT IG NOT??? Eden took Xander's eye out. So. Eden's probably a traitor, though it's probably not voluntary - we see her crying as she holds the bloody fork. I'm sorry, but with this, I think Eden culprit and Levi accomplice theory is over. I just don't think it works. Also how in the fuck does Arei know about that. my girl eden getting character development real david lying cause he thinks hes tough shit teruko DEFENDING LEVI??? YALL???? SHES PROJECTING HOW SHE FELT IN CHP 1 ONTO LEVI AND DEFENDING HIM I HATE HER /pos DAVID SNEEZING SPRITE LMAO. okay so all secrets are revealed. Teruko is either lying or mistaken about her secret, cause the look David gives her after it CANNOT be innocent. this does tell us something though - the family one applies to teruko, if shes not lying on purpose. but...what??? Who does family refer to? It cant be her parents, she never knew them. And she barely remembers her brother. Maybe it's the others at the orphanage, or her friends? Also, she feels survivors guilt apparently and wished she died with whoever family is. Somebody give my girl Teruko a break. EVERYONE SMOKES TERUKO FOR NOT KNOWING WTF THE SPINNY THING IS. Fandom cheers as Teruko finally stops getting interrupted and explains the murder method. WHIT AS A DOG HAD ME CACKLING I DID NOT SEE THAT COMING. We see that Teruko's drawing isn't much better than her handwriting (which we get more samples of btw!!!!!!!) Nico's gonna have to explain the murder... maybe the theory that Nico was framed by / helped someone is true, but idk. Teruko's interrogating the shit out of them. So. Culprit? I think realistically, the best options for the culprit are Ace, Rose, and Whit. Maybe Hu, Veronika or Nico if you squint REALLY hard but I doubt it. I think Ace is SUPER suspicious, half because vibes and half because david calling his ass out here

Rose definetly has potential to be the culprit, but idk. im tired leave me alone. WHIT. EVERY SINGLE FUCKING THING YOUVE SAID THIS TRIAL IS SO SUSPICIOUS. YOUVE BEEN THROWING BLAME ONTO LEVI CONSTANTLY. U KNOW ABOUT HANGING SPECIFICS FOR SOME REASON. UR SO SUSPICIOUS UR NOT SUSPICOUS ok thats it unrelated to this post, i made a doc of my live reactions to stuff and here are some things i wrote that i thought were funny

I am tired but this episode was SO good. I'll probably make a more in dept theory/post on it tmr lmao its 1:36 am.

[tourettesdog]

DPxDC Dog Prompts

Here’s my collection of DPxDC prompts I’ve made, collected together! 

Most of them lean towards Gotham/Batpham content, since that is where my own interests with the crossover are most prominent.

A lot of these prompts have had continuations and fics added in the notes! If you like one, I’d recommend checking to see if anyone’s done more with it.

I might reorganize these some other time, perhaps by length/type of prompt, etc, but for now it’s just roughly in order of when they were posted.

If any links are broken, tell me and I’ll see about finding the link!

Adopting a ghost (just a ghost, right?)

Oops yeah Vlad’s sus

We forgot the clone detail

Let’s try that summon again

Please let me help you’re gross

An electric core

You summoned me so I’m your problem

Halfa (not that he noticed)

Dani and Haly’s Circus

Batman’s a ghost, right?

An anchor to the Zone

Accidentally raising Batman’s son

Stuck in Gotham, losing even more

John Constantine’s accidental trip

A sick trail

Too spooky no thanks

Blood Blossoms across Gotham

Trying to sneeze a way home

Accidental twin(?) acquisition

My dog now

 Old friends, unfortunate connections

Dinner interrupted

That dog’s green for another reason

Summoning a guardian instead

Danny isn’t what he expected

An uncomfortable heir

Apex predator Gotham

A girlfriend with a haunting past

Cleansing music

The forgotten queen

At the center of it all

Plans sidelined for a few ghosts

Amity stuck in the past

A dynasty built on ghosts

A haunting joke

A little to the left

Walker hates jokes

Vampiric wards?

Jack and Janet Drake go for a dig

Swapping ghosts for folks

Trapped for too long

Jason Todd: a bad anniversary

Taking care of a severed soulmate

Tim Drake has a portal accident

Disabled Dani

Technus hacks for a good cause

Freakshow picks up a stray Jay

Trying to save yourself without knowing it

Beast Boy’s a little bit spooky

The Fenton and Drake feud

A ghostly Batman

Johnny and Kitty from Gotham

Wtf just happened to the Earth?

Hood and the Holiday Truce

A Little Baby Man infestation

Jason, silent since the grave

A tomb like a cocoon

Deaged: there the whole time

Red Hood, ghostly beneath the helmet

When vigilantes ruin your disappearing act

Ghostly soul marks

Summonings and sharing exes

The call of a ghostly stone

An ill-advised cat burglary

Clockwork might not have been the best choice

Val moves to Gotham

Summoned in his stead

Damian gets to pick for once

A concerning return to AO3

The side effects of cleansing a core

Killed and saved by a joke

Red Hood gets souped

Gotham wants Jason back in his grave

A friendly ghost Robin goes missing

Wes needs to learn to shutup

Corrupted vs pure ectoplasm: FIGHT

Demon twins: an unfortunate “corpse” discovery

Demon twins: menace of Gotham

Ivy and Harley in Amity

Occult shop in Gotham

John gets pawned

Demon twins: Sam in the know (derogatory)

Crown too big for he gotdamn head

Little Baby Man after king fight

[of-a-chaotic-mind]

9-1-1 Headcanons/Crack

A/N: I found this hiding in my drafts and giggled to myself way too much to not post it lmao.

- Athena kills the spiders. Bobby nopes the fuck away from them as soon as he sees them.

- The team prefers Buck stay away from large amounts of caffeine. Now it's bc they're terrified his heart will give out but before the lightning it was bc the adorable little shit would be bouncing off the walls after one RedBull. (Oh how I miss the days when caffeine gave me that kind of boost)

- Cat People: Buck, Hen, and Bobby

- Dog People: Eddie, Athena, Maddie

- Maddie & Buck take pinky promises VERY seriously. To them they're as serious as signing a legally binding contract or even selling your soul.

- Buck has a tiny adorable sneeze and it's never just one, always a minimum of three. Eddie & Bobby both scream sneeze but usually only once.

- God forbid Buck gets the hiccups. Bc not only do they last forever but he acts like they're gonna kill him.

- The one time the team managed to have a horror movie night the entire living room was covered in popcorn by the end of it bc Buck & Eddie hate horror movies and every time they got jump scared they flung their popcorn. And holy shit Buck screams like a girl. One of the scares made him scream so loud that he scared Eddie who was sitting right beside him who then launched his popcorn over his head and everyone behind them got showered in popcorn before the bowl landed on Bobby's head upside down like a hat.

- Nobody will even mention a haunted house because one Halloween, Hen snuck up behind Buck and whispered boo. The poor goof started flinging his arms around and accidentally smacked the shit out of Hen.

- Saw a meme with Buck thats said something about whats the word for when your hands are bisexual. Here's my take. Buck was trying to explain that he is ambidextrous one day but couldn't remember the word. "Damn it, what the hell is the word for when you can- for when- bisexual hands?!" Hen laughed so hard she nearly pissed herself before answering him "Ambidextrous, Buck."

- Saw someone headcanon that Hen and Buck bought Eddie a fake plant and convinced him was real as a prank. I think pranks are a common occurrence around the 118 but that prank specifically is the longest running and is stil going despite the fact that Buck nearly bursts into a fit of giggles every time he sees Eddie water the damn thing. Eddie actually knows its fake but his friends get a kick out of it so he plays along.

- The word's hippopotamus and Worcestershire are running jokes/challenges for the 118 team. For hippopotamus the challenge is to fit as many ps in there as possible. For Worcestershire it's just seeing who can pronounce it the most incorrect way.

- Buck loves to research shit right? He also enjoys reading. However, just because he can read big words doesn't mean he pronounces them correctly. The team is often lovingly correcting him on his pronunciation. Or sometimes he'll straight up spit out a word and hope they can play auto correct for him and figure it out.

- Hen can smell a budding romance from a mile away. She's also the queen of bets. So far, she holds the record for most bets won amongst the 118.

- Somehow various slang has made its way into 118's vocabulary. No one will ever forget the night Buck made dinner and Bobby took a bite before proceeding to claim it was "bussin'". Or the way Eddie always tells people "don't be so salty."

- The best people at sensing when Buck is about to be Buck are Maddie, Bobby, and Athena.

- Occasionally, someone will host a grill out and yep you guessed it, Bobby and Chimney man the grill (mostly Bobby) in full dad attire. When asked why, their response had the same vibes as "for shits and giggles".

- Buck has taken a liking to the phrase "Fuck it we ball," which terrifies everyone.

- That one tiktok audio but make it Eddie & Buck: Eddie: *lots of angry spanish* Buck: Someone tell me what he's saying! Wtf is he saying?! Dude, I don't speak Taco Bell! Buck can somewhat keep up with and understand it when Eddie is speaking slowly due to his time in Peru but damnit his brain doesn't process fast enough to translate the angry Spanish.

- Everyone has a habit of leaving their LAFD hoodies laying around and Buck has a habit of picking them up and pulling them on when he's cold without paying attention to what name is on the back. He once wandered up to dinner with Diaz written across his back. No one batted an eye except Eddie who pointed it out. Buck's only response was, "I knew this didn't smell right." Buck has also been caught wearing Bobby's hoodie a few times.

- Wait a damn minute. Let's talk scents. Buck wears a cologne that smells like cinnamon and fire. Eddie has a sandalwood or pine vibe. Chimney wears a citrusy scent. Bobby has an herby scent like maybe rosemary or just mint. Hen has a warm and cozy scent vibe to me so maybe vanilla and leather.

Masterlist

[salternateunreality2]

*dances up to You like the little cave dwelling critter I am*

So my mums been sick this week, and all week our cat has been sitting with her to make her feel better.

I have no idea if this is normal car behaviour. But I’m curious: how does Sephikittie react to his friends being sick? Does he sit with them? Or does he hiss when they sneeze?

Hope you’re well!❤️

Awww, that is so sweet! I hope she feels better soon with the magic of kitty cuddles. ❤️🐱❤️

Thank you! ❤️

*cave-salt noises as I drag Genesis under the bus, mwahaha*

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Canon!

In canon we see him reacting to Genesis and Angeal degrading. At the first injury, he kinda just stands around because Gen said he was fine, so he's fine, right?

He turns away at first with his sword as Gen walks by, which I think is entirely so we can get an over-the-shoulder camera angle, but could also be interpreted as an animal avoiding eye contact as a sign of respect and wanting to de-escalate.

I'm not as familiar with cat body language, but dogs will do stuff like sneeze and turn their shoulders/flanks to you to show they're not a threat. Cutieroth.

Then Genesis gets sick, and he trots silently up to Hollander, seconding Angeal's concern and offering his blood. He looks so sad when he's rejected.

Then he spends the rest of CC following Genesis and Angeal, then standing around awkwardly once he gets close.

90% of SephGen interactions post-training-room-fight:

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Fanon conclusions!

He's the kind of friend that shows up and doesn't know what to do.

Genesis is languishing in bed from a minor man-flu, bemoaning his fate, and Sephiroth's there like, "Um, do you want some juice?"

Genesis, coughing pitifully: "No, only the goddess can help me now; I have consumed her nectar repeatedly and found no relief; it is for naught until she looks on me with mercy and grants eternal rest."

Angeal, from the kitchen: "He means he had juice a half hour ago, he's fine."

Sephiroth: "oh...ok...." *Stands around*

He can't lurk constantly, because he has duties, but I think he would if he could. Nothing really phases him germ-wise due to his crazy levels of mako and Jenova, so he's not too concerned with contamination.

I think with enough time and experience (and tips from Angeal), he'd catch on to Genesis' dramatic ways, and instead of just standing around, bring some paperwork to do in the living room while Gen whines in his bedroom.

When Angeal gets sick, or Genesis gets really sick, I HC that they'd come into work and pretend everything is fine, but Seph would smell that something's off and perform his hovering routine until they collapse, at which point he'd catch them and waffle about what to do until Lazard pops his head in and goes, "wtf, take him to medical!" (grumbling) "Fucking SOLDIERS, always trying to play the hero, they're going to get the whole floor sick." (He's right)

Seph's not dumb, he just doesn't like medical because it's like the labs, and he's thinking maybe they'd be more comfortable at home, but he doesn't know what that's like or how bad the illness is and it's kind of nice to be able to hug his friends for once but they passed out and...

[corax-corone]

Finally making a dedicated Roach post!!!

this turned out to be a REALLY long post so I will add a cut below to decrease the size for people scrolling :)

First off: Basic questions.

What exactly is Roach?

They’re my ghoulsona. So.. I project on them a lot. This fella’s pronouns are He/They/pretty much anything masculine.

He was made and named by a friend of mine! :)

They’re quite a fiend if i’m honest. Like any ghoul this guy causes Problems (tm) on purpose. The “biting problem” is only partially alleviated by the mask but hell forbid you run into them without it. Teeth Teeth Teeth Teeth!!!!! They also have a bit of a tendency to steal things just to see if the person will notice. Or hide things places to see if someone notices. Or both.

He… Also just likes anything shiny. Shiny guitar pick? Thats his now. A loose tile on a ministry wall with a pretty engraving? pocketed. Nobody would notice a little bit of bedazzling on papal robes missing, right? There’s probably a drawer somewhere full of stuff he’s collected.

Why the name “Roach”?

It spawned from a joke where I said i was impossible to kill. That i’d probably stick around even after the end of the world (VERY difficult to get me sick with any actual illness and I’ve bounced back from a TON of injuries.) so they compared me to a Cockroach. The name stuck when this guy was made!

Does he know any instruments? (essentially what kinda ghoul is he/would he be)

Not exactly. It’s complicated. He doesn’t play or really know how to play much. But he does have some big dreams…

What does Roach look like without the mask?

Not really much of interest here since I haven’t put thought into ghoul design headcanons. He has a bit of a messy side-shaved mullet under there. Some light scarring. VERY dark eyes he’s built like a Bug. Real and true.

With that out of the way, what about Lore?

Do I have anything set for Roach lore-wise?

Eh… Not much.

The one thing I know is that Swiss probably adopted them. And that Aether would be like a cool uncle or second father figure to em. Why? Dude I have no idea this was prompted by a dream I had and it wouldn’t leave my head.

They’re also scared of water. That could have some story implications but i haven’t thought far into it.

ROACH FACTS NOBODY ASKED FOR

- he uses dog shampoo. he smells like a freshly cleaned dog all the time. wtf

- the pants are blue because i made a jorts joke once LMAO.

- horrifyingly flexible. Like Genuinely. Horrifying. He can almost invert his arms. Like twist his shoulders 270° like a damn owl but his arm. This guy’s got some wild hypermobility. he can also comfortably sleep draped over stuff like a towel or folded forward like a lawnchair.

- they actually have pretty poor vision. They like to wear the (impera era) mask often because the lenses help with it a bit (SOMEONE GET THIS BOY GLASSES!!!!)

- sneezes like a cat. this isn’t just because ghouls are cat-coded to me.

[kaito-kid1412]

The Culprit Hanzawa notes

10/10 it was so funny. I love how Beika is just muder town. Kaito AND Hakuba make an appearance so anything less than 10 is unfathomable honestly.

This is so funny wtf

I love that Beika Town is Murder Town haha

Ran’s hair spike thing being in the top of her head is weird tho :/

Conan being called the grim reaper is so perfect lol

Why is Hanzawa so funny tho. Like he’s so incompetent and weirdly adorable?? Even when he’s having instructive thoughts about murdering people??

The ending song is lo-fi beats to plan a murder to lol

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If you’re gonna murder someone, be considerate!!

HAHAHAHA

‘Put down a tarp or something’

‘I’ll have to be considerate which might be stressful.’

Him blushing at Hanbayashi also wanting to kill the landlord LOL

Awww ‘sleepover’

He made a friend lol

CONAN IN THE DREAM HAHAHAHA

Bento box fax machine pffft

DID HE DREAM THE MUDER???

HE’S PSYCHIC!!!??

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He listened to his mum’s advice haha

The line to leave hahaha

NO ONE CAN ESCAPE THE DEATH TOWN!!!

100% CLEARANCE RATE!!!?? DAMN CONAN! ‘Collective of special crime fighters’ lol

All officers are out on the field hahahaha

They all hate Kogoro hahaha

His mum is the best :))))

The jet black shower scene

Pffffft

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It still hasn’t said who he plans to kill. Is it Kogoro? I thought it might be because he moved to Beika specifically for a crime and idk if he would know someone who lives there, but he would know a celebrity and it’s definitely a ‘he.’ But he had no reaction to Mori’s name last episode…

Awww self-love :)

Pffft Hattori and Conan

CONAN IS ROUND AGAIN!!!!

Heiji’s squint haha

He doesn’t know where to buy shampoo?? What a disaster man

They’re tailing him but Heiji’s hat is backwards

‘Drugs are scary’…I love him

Conan has ice-cream and Heiji gave him head-pats :)

Heiji just holding him while he aims his watch hahaha

Smol sneeze

They followed him into the bath house ToT

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‘Crime prevention goods’

Hahaha

Why is Beika Gotham??

The money his mum gave him :(((

RAN!!!!!

BULLET CATCHING LETS GO!!

SHE’S THE BEST YEAHHH!!!!

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They party because they’re gonna die???

Lol

Agasa lets go!

Professor this is why Haibara’s telling you to be more responsible with your money…

Wait Kogoro did grow more tolerant??

AN ELEPHANT??? WTF HOW IS HE NOT DEAD???

Are you trying to kill him…

…is he dying??

THREE WEEKS??!!

HAKUBA!!!! MY LOVE HAS RETURNED FROM THE WAR!!! FINALLY!!

Is the bird in the opening Watson the Hawk then?? I thought a bird was a weird choice and the dog appears in the ending…

Also why is he in Beika? I know it’s not that far from Ekoda but like… why??

WAIT A MINUTE BEIKA ISN’T REAL!!!??? WTF I THOUGHT IT WAS!!!! I SEARCHED UP HOW FAR FROM BEIKA TO EKODA BUT WTFFFFF!!! Idk shit about Japan’s geography so I thought it was just another ward in Tokyo.

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I love how he always sounds so sinister when he’s just talking about regular stuff.

He doesn’t know where his victim is? I guess it’s probably not Kogoro then…

He’s so enthusiastic for his job lol

On his first day as well hahah

HAKUBA!!! IN HIS FULL HOLMES COSPLAY LETS GO!!

Okay so Hakuba is 17… his birthday’s in August right? So he’s like a year older than Kaito then?? Since I’m guessing this is school time. If Kaito is born in June and Hakuba is born in August and Hakuba is 17 then yeah that’s nearly a year apart… weird :/ And Aoko is born in September and turns 17 wait is that AFTER Kaito turns 17?? I don’t understand the Japanese schooling system… Kaito and Hakuba should be in the year above then… unless Kaito is 16 when Aoko turns 17, then just Hakuba should be in the year above… unless they’re all in their last year now and went up a year since Aoko’s birthday / the blue birthday heist. So Aoko is the youngest then.

‘Blah blah blah’ LOL

Yeah Habuka IS brilliant :D

They’re ALL detectives??!

Aw he admires them lol

Their detective senses are tingling!!

Ofc Hakuba left haha. Bet it was a KID heist note

WATSON!!! THE MVP!

Was that a Moomin cosplaying Sherlock dvd?? That would be the best crossover EVER!!

Damn detectives…

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Be a good BOY. IS WATSON A BOY?? I WASN’T AWARE WE KNEW HIS GENDER??

Heck yeah Watson ATTACK!!!

Wait… I recognise that cowlick… is he trying to kill SHINICHI???

Watson has a ‘taste for blood’. Hakuba what does that mean. What have you been doing in England?

He took that so literally lol

Does Hakuba brag about his dad?? Hahha

…dogs can… lock doors? I mean I knew he was an idiot but what??

Solid 10 seconds of silent eye contact lol

Yes get the fluffball….

Haunted by the dog…

480,000 yen is ~£2600… Hanzawa don’t do it… how will you afford rent…

Why are Agasa and Haibara at a pet shop?

THEY’RE GETTING A DOG?

Hakuba’s house is so fancy. Why is there a horse carved into it?? Ofc he has an old telephone.

Woah hi Baaya!!

Yes Hakuba threaten him!!!

Ofc the dog is silly what did he expect??

Awwww he loves it anyway!

Does Hakuba really just trust Hanzawa with Watson? He can obviously take care of himself but still

Gin??? and Amuro??

…why can Pometaro talk…

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Don’t make fun of him :(

His mum bought his clothes…how old is he?? Older than college age I guess…

Oh and now he’s insecure…

‘Hippie style’ lol

That’s from a corpse…

‘What exactly is being trending?’…same honestly.

What do you mean you don’t sell black clothes? Oh ofc. Conan would definitely be suspicious.

I love how we don’t see him wearing any clothes. It just makes it so much funnier. Especially when he was talking about his hair being messy and just patting at thin air.

AMURO HE’S JUST AN IDIOT DON’T KILL HIM!!

Aw his mum comes to visit?

‘Have them buy you the entire manga series’ lol

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The woes of customer service.

His mum is so nice :(

…is she also a criminal or is it just to show that they’re related.

He’s so mean to her :((

In the English translation/sub her accent doesn’t seem that strange.

:,(

He talks like Beika town is sentient lol

Yeah spend time with your mum!

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I love that Watson is just living with him now. Like Hakuba where are you?? Are you back in England?

Does he think the gods are gonna help with his murder plot?

Why are there so many needles there? Conan what have you been doing?

Is he gonna kill Kogoro for littering? Deserved honestly :/

He recognises Ran by her hair spike lol

That’s definitely Kaito. No one else wears such clashing colours together. Also his smirk.

In the preview KID’s hair is brown… is that not Kaito then? Or does DC not make KID’s hair black like MK does?

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AOKO!!! (For 1 second :()

Sonoko what is this? Why are people practicing KID’s tricks? Especially one he’s already done before?

He thinks Shinichi’s/Kaito’s voice is nice? Lol

Oh it is a different trick… but it’s still walking on air… I think

Wait so they want KID heists to happen to stop the murders… HAHAHA

Wait no Kaito’s hair is just brown

What does Hanzawa want revenge for? What did Shinichi do to him?

Also why is KID there? What is he stealing?

A clover… haha for luck

Ofc he’s blushing at KID lol

Bro he’s right behind you

‘See you next criminal’ hahaha stealing Kaito’s catchphrase lol

[the-phantom-author]

okay so all of these are taken from diff episodes, sometimes i clarify sometimes i don't, had so much fun listening to the paywalled episodes, that podcast has become my jam so fast. anyways here are the tidbits, enjoy!

they started sing alongs at one point where will was singing and qt picks a random word from his singing to sing a different song but before they were able to do that, austin sneezed hella hard and they all started clowning him

austin: sorry i sneezed

will: REALLY? I MISSED IT

austin: your brother and i have a special bond (talking to hasan about murat)

  qt: i don't even know if he likes you to be completely honest

at the end of an episode, hasan's dad randomly slides the door open a little bit while wearing his bathing suit and hasan scolds him in turkish immediately while everyone dies laughing, took me out personally, had to rewind that moment so many times

 the "electric chair drop" episode is golden and the paywalled version is even more so bc the first half is just random unhinged sex talk and the second half is chaotic chill where hasan and will are messing with their ears with instacarted meds while austin blasts italian music, i couldn't stop laughing

austin wanting to be in one of qts shows/plays and his pitch is "lights, camera, *pause followed by dramatic flailing of hands* austin show" with will and qt giggling at that proposal

i love moments whenever will is exasperated with austin or qt and he just turns to hasan with the wtf look at his face and hasan sighs like an old man and rolls his eyes (not restricted to the paywall, happens a lot as is but still worth mentioning)

will pointing the "gun" at qt and qt holding up her toy otter in return and hasan yelling "NOT THE OTTER" 

austin randomly fixing his hair and looking at his reflection on his phone while hasan is walking around making sure little kaya doesn't make a mess and looks at austin and goes "wHat are you doing?? wHat is he doing??" while being in a disappointed dad stance

qt talks about a challenge she had on a streamer camp: get out and earn as much money as you can like selling water bottles, lemonade stand, etc. this convo ensues:

will: how would you guys make money on a street if you had to?

austin: i would just start sucking dick

hasan: you went there SO FAST WTF

cue everyone laughing and hasan having the dissapointed dad stare hehe

austin drops the fake gun on his crotch and hasan IMMEDIATELY goes "you deserve it"

austin calling ludwig and asks if he can suck his dick

 random but i love whenever will laughs quietly and tries to hide his laughter by hiding his face in his shirt, it's so cute lol (also not restricted to the paywall)

hasan's dad thinking that austin is poor bc everytime he sees him, austin is wearing the same shirt, and he was even considering buying austin four new shirts and austin goes "aND HE IS RIGHT, I AM POOR"

honestly in the nutshell, you pay $5 to see all of them munch every episode, it's like a mukbang podcast without intending to be a mukbang podcast, it's so funny

in the anniversary episode, austin and hasan went down the slide that was the background with will chanting "RIDE THE SLIDE" obv hasan looked comically huge on the little slide hehe (while wearing sunglasses while going down the slide, obv very fashionable of him)

also kaya being present during that episode for all good of 11 minutes was so sweet, i love that dog a lot

also that episode is golden lol like hasan and will beefing with qt and being like YOU DIDN'T INVITE US TO THE TAYLOR SWIFT IN COLORADO

qt: you all would've made fun of me like 'oh qt cried at all too well, so cringe'

austin & will: we would NEVER do that

hasan: i would definitely do that (while looking straight at the camera

apparently hasan doesn't do luggage with wheels when traveling and it makes will confused a lot

here ya go, if tumblr eats this, murder will occur

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!!! The fear& exclusive is here. Thank you for sharing. 🩵🩵

I love when they all choose to gang up on one person, it's a personal favorite trait of Fear& for me.

There is something so Austin about him confidently stating that Murat likes him, when everyone else is just like mmmmmm, I don't even know if he knows you

Hasan dad continuously is one of the best people I've heard about, even if we only know very little. I need Hasan to talk more about him.

"lights, camera, Austin show" needs to be his slogan from now on.

Will and Hasan having o parent QT and Austin, is not what I would expect that dynamic to be but it's very entertaining.

"NO THE OTTER" 😭😭 I can only imagine how it sounded.

Hasan and Little Kaya. Not the "what are you doing? What is he doing?" I must not think of dad!Hasan I must not think of dad!Hasan

I have seen the clips of Austin saying he's going to suck dick on he streets and calling lud. Both are 10/10 moments.

Will is such babygirl. I have headcanons for him I promise the just not will Neffing yet and arn't done

Not Hasan taking his dad out of buying Austin new shirts, I wanna know what he would get him.

Big man, tiny slide. Love to hear it.

Why do you mean Hasan doesn't do wheeled luggage, that so dumb of him. It's also not canon, you sit on luggage and he wheels both it and you around the airport. Sorry, I don't write the rules.

[sofiiel]

😨 ok I know we don't usually get as much rain as we got this week but good God Almighty damn there's swarms of little flying bugs around all the street lights out side.

It looks like a horror movie! My dogs wondering why his night walk was so short! I swear on Dustin's mom that I swallowed at least one and breathed on one other and sneezed it out 😶

I hope these little horrors are gone by morning.

They weren't interested in us so it's not mosquitos and I. Couldn't tell wtf they were.

😭 I just ran my neighbors had the laugh of their life.

[violaobanion]

Hello, Succession Anon again with my last message til I can watch more in the who-knows-when future! Ah, the family cycle of abuse pit. A trope I shall never tire of watching!

LMAO yeah, not everyone has had a chance to be terrible yet, so currently I have some characters I only feel sorry for. I imagine that will change very easily (except for the dog I saw for like 5 seconds in this ep; BEST PUPPER, 100/10, NO DRAMA FOR THEM).

Anyway, here is my liveblog! May you enjoy my ridiculous amount of rambling, and also a light scattering of screaming. And a silly amount of em-dashes to separate scenes.

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Kendall: [lights a cig, has one puff, then stomps it out to drama walk into a building] Arresting him for littering and for being wasteful. Jail for 50 years!

(After everything else I watched in the first ep, though, this is so far down on the 'people saying/doing bad stuff' things that it'd be a footnote on Santa's naughty list.)

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Kendall: Does anyone want to talk to their dad?

My headcanon here is that Logan sneezed and instantly went 'Hmm, sounds like I need to call one of the little shits'.

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Logan: [says he's excited full of an emotion that expresses he'd rather watch paint dry]

I'm beginning to see why these kids have daddy issues.

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RIP Greg in the mascot dogsuit. It must not have been pretty or smelled good in there.

Also, I completely spaced out from what Greg was saying the moment I saw a dog. PUPPY!

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Roman: 'Hey hey, motherfuckers!' Refuses to elaborate ANYTHING except mockery. Leaves.

I don't know whether to like him or not, but I would steal his last french fry.

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I have no idea how to comment on Logan not only knowing about his 'surprise' party but also trying to have a say in it.

Like, relatable on the part of not wanting people in my face because anxiety. But it isn't abt anxiety for Logan, it's abt control, right? Sir, a surprise party is meant to have surprises!

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WHAT THE FUCK IS A PREEKEND?! Why can't they say Friday; Shiv, I'm with you on this.

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Kendall casually saying he'd give a bj without knowing his dad is in the room OH GOSH THAT POOR MAN it'd be like my fam finding my smut list. I'd jump out the window instantly.

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Tom/Connor: casually tells a kid that he's got water pumping rights and people are gonna kill each other for said water some day

SIR, WHAT THE ACTUAL F

I can't believe 'hey motherfuckers' Roman was the sane man there, but THANK FUCK HE SHUT TOM/CONNOR UP. Well, tried to.

(Edit for Clarification: Roman called Connor 'Tom' for some reason, so I got confused and just put Tom/Connor here. RIP Connor.)

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Shiv: What's that; Date R*pe by Calvin Klein? Roman: You wish. Shiv: …'You wish'???

SHIV, WTF. 2. ROMAN, DOUBLE WTF. 3. FORGET WHAT I SAID; JAIL FOR ROMAN FOR 100 YEARS.

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RIP Greg, gets slammed into a door the moment he meets Logan.

Currently feeling the most sorry for Greg here; if he gets pushed out of a window at any point, I'm not even gonna be surprised.

'Yeah, that's Greg, bad shit happens to him a lot. You get used to it.'

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Logan: Where's Tom? Shiv: He's right here. Logan: Oh, well, nevermind.

Logan, you can't just murder a man like that.

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Kendall's ex(?): I'm just hoping [her date] doesn't leave coke smeared all over the kids' iPads.

EXCUSE ME WHAT?!

Oh, that was a dig at Kendall. Uh, I'm sad for everyone now, wow.

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Logan: In the event of my demise (hi s4), I'm adding Marcia and leaving her my seat.

WELP. THAT'S A BOMBSHELL.

Shiv: Uh, I'm gonna need my lawyers to look at this. Logan: Sure. By 4:00, ok? Logan: Also, I discussed this with Kendall, but I'm staying in power as CEO. Kendall: Wh-what? Logan: Let's eat!

I see where Roman got his 'go in, throw shit at the wall, then leave' tendencies from.

'Fuck this shit I'm out' started playing in my head as Connor left too.

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The longer Logan is on screen, the more I start… losing emotions. He just called rehab 'the nuthouse', and is generally insulting his son.

Logan: Is that why you're paying a billion dollars for a gay little website? Kendall: It's a portfolio of online brands and digital video content.

So Logan is Succession's Elon Musk, and Kendall is his son buying Instagram.

Now Logan's egging Kendall into punching him/mocking him for nearly crying, and poor Kendall is having a breakdown in the bathroom. Good lord, I want to hug him.

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The past few moments they've mentioned a game, drove off in SUVs, and now there are helicopters. I have no idea what is going on.

OH, IT'S A BASEBALL FIELD. Now I know what's going on. There are so many shots of Tom holding a box, and I think that's the gift he's been trying to give to Logan. I feel sorry for the dude, and I get the feeling that's gonna sum up the show: me feeling sorry for characters.

Yep, it was a gift. Logan doesn't care. Continuing to feel sorry for Tom.

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Tom: You need any help, any advice, just don't fucking bother, ok? Just kidding! [later] I'm a terrible, terrible prick. Just kidding!

Greg: [confused and clearly has no idea wtf is going on]

Don't worry, bro, me too.

Tom: Would you kiss me?

SIR, ARE YOU TRYING TO SPEEDRUN ANY% STRANGERS TO ENEMIES TO LOVERS?!

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Ooh, did Kendall just go straight to the media about his family? 👀👀

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Roman: Can you hit a ball? Kid: Yeah… Roman: Great, I will give you $1mil if you hit a home run.

WELL, THAT'S NOT GONNA PUT PRESSURE ON THE KID! But dang that is a lot of money, good on you, Roman.

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Roman: [tears up the check right in the kids face, then gives him the torn pieces]

Roman, every time I say something nice about you, you fuck it up. I'm getting a spray bottle full of water, just for you.

EVEN LOGAN WAS NICE TO THE KID! You know you fucked up when Logan was (temporarily) nicer than you.

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Kendall: I'm gonna stuff your mouth with so much money you're gonna shit gold figurines.

So Midas kink?

Kendall: [goes into graphic detail abt gold cages and silver d*ldos]

WHEN I SAID KINK I DIDN'T MEAN I WANTED A WHOLE ASS SUMMARY ABOUT YOUR FANTASIES, KENDALL

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…I don't even know what to say about Logan making the kid and his family sign an NDA. Like, at least maybe the kid is getting money after all, but W O W.

I should probably get multiple water spray bottles.

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Logan: Do we have a deal? His kids: No Logan: [instantly collapses from insubordination]

WELP. EVERYTHING WENT STRAIGHT TO HELL IN A HANDBASKET, AND THIS IS ONLY S1 E1.

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Everyone else: [chaos, drama, and depression] Frank: [resting on a chair after getting fired]

Be free, Frank. Get away from this! …OH, THE KID AND HIS FAMILY GOT TOM'S GIFT FOR LOGAN! Like, kinda happy for the kid/family 'cause they could sell that or whatever, but rip Tom. Logan loves hurting his family more than your Brand watch.

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That's everything from my liveblog of ep 1! Sorry for only one ep liveblog, but hopefully it was an amusing read. This is gossipy hen/Succession Anon, signing off! salutes

Hi my dear anon!

Haha I love to see your liveblogging, this was a very amusing read indeed. You're observations are pretty spot on and hilarious, and it made almost nostalgic thinking about the time when I watched the shitshow (affectionately) for the first time 😌

A few comments:

Tom and/or Greg: There's a fine line between feeling sorry for and being annoyed by these two fellas. I think you're gonna cross it many times (and hopefully soon). Still love them both btw. But god. UGH!

*sigh* What would this show be without daddy issues, amarite or amarite? 😏

I would steal Roman's last french fry too 🤣

Fun fact: Roman's "you wish" at Shiv's perfume comment was unscripted, and so Shiv's reaction is actually Sarah's reaction. For a split second she falls out of character and looks at the crew. But when you don't know, it just looks like Shiv fucking baffled. I love that for her and I love Kieran's improv. It's not the last time he does that (but sadly not all his attempts make it. One of them was even too good???)

"SIR,WHAT THE ACTUAL F" is one the most accurate descriptions of Connor I've ever heard. That man is so out of touch. Send help.

Logan is the male equivalent of a Karen 🙂🔪

Frank is love, Frank is life. That man? *chef's kiss* right there

I remember last time I rewatched this (right before s4) thinking "LOGAN COULD'VE DIED IN THE FIRST EPISODE??" and then thinking what dream scenario that would have been. But oh well!

[yoshitheyorkie]

where shall i put my prize?

[kushami-hime]

Feather Fiasco 2 - Katsuki Bakugou × Snzfucker! Reader

Welp, it seemed like a lot of you enjoyed the first part so this part is just straight horny, self indulgent, kinky goodness lol. I feel kinda bad for taking so long to write this (I mean the first part was originally posted in fucking SEPTEMBER like wtf--) but at least its done now and hopefully wont disappoint anyone super bad ouo;; It IS however more geared towards a female reader/female genitalia so if that's a problem, I do apologize u.u... As always please feel free to tell me where I need improvement, and if applicable, don't be afraid to give constructive criticism and feedback so that I may write more! Seeing all of your reactions and incredible responses to my stuff makes it feel so much more fulfilling when I sit down to write, as opposed to back in the day when I stopped (lack of feedback and no fellow snzfucker friends, and also the blue forum sucked at giving me any semblance of belonging so there’s that lol). And for that, I'm very grateful! And now, without further delays, enjoy the horny~ Title: Feather Fiasco 2 (Revenge of the Horny) Rating: MATURE/18+ (like this is straight sex, dog) CW: Small bits of mess (mostly just spray). Very dom/sub centric, very light switch themes, reader being called “Brat” and “Princess” a LOT, slightly sadistic dom B/akugou, plenty of consent, lots of teasing and denial, major sex scene w/o condom (birth control is employed, no baby makin here fellas) And of course, sneezing. Summary: After confessing to Katsuki about your kink, he decides to take things a step further and give you the night you've always dreamed of. MINORS KINDLY FUCK OFF. NON KINK BLOGS, DO NOT REBLOG!

"Right there at my feet. Just like that..." Your better judgment had been completely clouded since this had all started. Your lips had parted, allowing for you to pant like a wild animal in heat, ready to be knocked up at a moments notice. You sat there at Katsuki's feet, your legs folded under your trembling frame with your hands placed firmly into your lap. You never thought in a million years that this could happen...your greatest secret being revealed had suddenly spawned the fantasy you've always dreamed of! In front of you...your love, Katsuki, moved to sit down on the bed as he stared down at you, his legs spread eagle as he rested his chin in the palm of his hand. He didn't look at you with disgust, annoyance, or even irritation...but he did eye you up with the intention of making you hornier than you'd ever been in your whole life. Crimson eyes saw straight through your scarcely held together appearance. That newly acquired wet spot in your underwear was enough to prove that you were far from OK. In fact, you were absolutely euphoric. Like a volcano ready to erupt at any moment. "Since you wanna be such a lewd little brat... I guess it's about time that I teach you a lesson, eh?" He said, smirking down at your trembling figure. You weren't always submissive, sure, but in this situation, with this particular kink, you were at Bakugou's mercy. Your breathing became much more ragged than before, as he grabs your chin so you'd look up at him, "Hold your hands out for me, brat..." He said in that strict, dominant tone. Your only instincts were to obey, for the moment at least, seeing as you were running on horniness alone and nothing else. You cupped your dainty hands together, leaning under him as if begging for some sort of valuable item. He was totally getting off to your display, and you knew it. That bulge in his pants certainly didn't lie. "Good girl..." He chuckled darkly, making you quake with anticipation. In his dominant hand, he still held that tiny little feather, twirling it in his strong fingers before moving it up to his nose again. Immediately, the appendage twitched without even having been touched by the foreign object. The more often he induced, the easier it was to find his weak spots. Katsuki gave a small sniffle, sounding much wetter than before, and huffed a little as he tried sticking the entire feather into his right nostril. The sight caught you off guard, and you wanted to blurt something out. 'Be careful!' or 'Not too far!' You'd never forgive yourself if he ended up hurting himself just to get you off. Then again... this was Katsuki you were dealing with. He'd do just about anything to get under your skin, regardless of how it affected him. "Hhnn-! Hhh...hahh..Hnnmm...-" Instead of allowing the sneeze to come freely, it looked as if he was fighting the urge to expel the feather from his nose. Testing the waters, and effectively, the limits of his nose against his one sole allergy. His nose grew pinker, and his slim nostrils began to flare bigger, and wider. Instead of a completely slack jawed look, Bakugou looked more like he was angry at his own nose for trying to sneeze, with his teeth grit into an irritated scowl, and his usually focused red orbs glaring cross eyed at his nose. It was truly a sight to behold. His entire body was affected by the growing need for release. His strong, defined chest rose and feel with each heavy, hitching breath, and you could see how his gorgeous abs contorted with each hitchy movement. It was truly magnificent, and you couldn't hid your enthusiasm. You squirmed on the floor, trying to rub your legs together for some kind of stimulation, but to no avail. Your hands were still held out, just as your lover had asked, but your body could barely hold still. "Hhh-! SSnnnnFF! huahhh...fuck...it t-tickles...so m-...Hhih-!" Hearing such a gruff voice hitch with a desperate need to sneeze was just so goddamn hot, you felt like you'd started to drool while watching Katsuki's head tilt back, waiting for the inevitable discharge. Finally, his mouth opened fully, and his eyes shut as a tear rolled freely down his cheek. "Hh-! G-gonna...S-....hihh-! Hh-hheEHSHh-Yyyuuhh-! Haaahh..." He gave a low, satisfied groan as he doubled over, sneezing all over you. Catching such huge sneezes would prove impossible for your dainty little cupped hands, and he knew that damn well.  You could feel your flesh begin to break out with goosebumps immediately after. "Mmm-Aahhnn..." A shuddering moan escaped your lips, making you pout and stare at the floor. You could hear the glee in your lovers voice as he spoke up, clearing his throat. "Hah? What was that? Are you getting off just by sitting there?" He asked, giving a deep sniffle before wiping his nose on the back of his hand. Damn, his nose still itched so much...As this oncoming tickle began to spread, he could feel his nose twitching against the back of his hand. Shit, he probably shouldn't have shoved the whole thing into his nose like that...he may have started something he couldn't finish! "Huh?" Glancing back up to your lover would prove to be a great split second decision. You were expecting that smug, evil face to greet you, but instead, Katsuki had turned his head slightly, pressing his nose against his hand whilst his voice began to tremble. "Fuck...why does it itch so b...ba-ahh...Ssnnf! Damn i...it...!" He may have been a little preoccupied, but your eyebrows knit together with a look of longing. Another small moan spilled from your lips, before a gentle whimper escaped from Katsuki's hitching body. His crimson eyes shut once more, allowing for the sneeze to take over. "Hhah-! Hhih-! Hih-eHSHHh-Yuuu! Uughnnn! Damn..." He'd doubled over at the waist again, showering you and your waiting hands with his very fine spray, as if he were a God gracing his followers with his presence. With an ego like his, it's more than likely what he believed himself to be. But hell, he could be the reincarnation of Cthulhu himself, all you were concerned about was watching his tear drop shaped nostrils quiver over and over, flaring with each inhale and exhale. Bakugou gave another wet sniffle, staring down at you with judging eyes. However,  malice was not detected in his stare. You knew he'd only decided to so this for you, and only you. But, once again, Katsuki caught himself hitching in anticipation for another explosion. "Hh-! Hahh...Hihh-...Hh..." No matter how many times he wriggled his nose or tried to push himself over the edge, nothing came of it. Indeed, this sneeze was utterly, and completely...

"Stuck...?" Your meek little voice managed to spit out one single word, but even then, it felt like you were about to choke on your arousal. As if your own lust had manifested into a dangerous monster and had its hands gripped tightly around your windpipe. A stare of amusement fell upon your quivering figure, and those crimson eyes looked you up and down before your lover spoke up. "...yeah...was it that obvious...? Or...do you like this sort of thing t-too...Hh...hahh...--" Another set of hitching breaths came from Katsuki, but again, the sensation slipped through his fingertips. Becoming a little more irritated, he rubbed at his nose even harder than before, cursing under his breath. Until, he got an idea. "Here." The feather was offered to your waiting palms, and dropped into your shaking hands. He wasn't going to..."You get to make me sneeze now, brat. Do a good job...or else." Bakugou ordered, leaning down a little to look you right in the eye, and to once again give you a gorgeous view of his glistening nostrils. You had to be careful not to choke on your own drool right then and there. You could feel the steam rolling out of your ears as you gripped the tiny feather in your fingertips, all whilst your knuckles turned white from the horny adrenaline pumping through your veins. "Whatcha waiting for, horny dweeb...?" The taunting wasn't helping much, but it did drive you to make a move instead of sitting there, paralyzed with a serious case of horny stage fright. You could barely bring yourself to look him in the eye, only staring at his nostrils that he'd flare at you on purpose every so often. Since he was so fond of tickling his right nostril, you decided to take him by surprise and go for the left instead. His handsome nosed jumped at the contact, and he gave a small sniffle that resulted in a slightly wet sound. Your free hand was curled into a horny little fist in your lap, while your shoulders were totally locked up and unmoving. Your heartbeat was in your ears, drowning out any rational thought as you finally heard those delicious hitching breaths. You'd pushed the plume of the feather past Katsuki's nostril rim, and into his nose, twirling it around and pushing in and out. You had to stop yourself from humping the air in the same motion as the feather...This was going to put you 6 feet under, and you hadn't even gotten undressed yet. "Hhhih-! Hahh...right...there...so cl-hhiH-! Close..." The way Katsuki hitched was so delicious, almost sounding completely erotic and laced with pleasure. He was really phoning it in for you. Even going so far as to go cross eyed at his nose, waiting patiently for the feather to push both himself, and you, over the edge. You continued to tickle that special spot with your trembling hand, until Katsuki reared back with his pecs poking out, and his strong nose aimed at the ceiling. "Hh-! Hhih-!! HheESCHY'hUuoo!! Aaahhn..." Again, folding at the waist, Bakugou showered you with a fine cloud of cold spray, and giving one or two coughs afterwards once he'd caught his breath. It felt so delightful, and he could see it all over your features. He couldn't help but lean down and taunt you. "Is my horny little snot rag all pent up...? Tsk, poor thing..." He teased at you. That may have been the last straw. It had all been coming to a head, building under the surface...but now? You'd found yourself climbing to your feet, and tackling your lover to the bed in a fit of passion. You straddled Katsuki's hips on either side feeling his strong hands grip your waist. Sitting on top of him, you could feel that rock hard erection through his sweat pants, and judging by how hard it twitched, he had to have been as pent up as you. The look on his face said it all. A laugh managed to slip past his lips. "Finally grew a backbone, eh?" He asked, still haughty and unapologetic. But, what else was new, "I'm still feelin sneezy...don't you want more before we get to the main event?" He asked, his hands gripping tighter into your flesh, grinding into your crotch as if trying to will you to orgasm on the spot. It was almost too much to handle! With a few pants, you glared at him, "You're such...a jerk..." You hissed, but you couldn't deny how much you loved the attention. He pulled his arms back from your trembling body, releasing his grip on you as he seemingly admitted defeat. "Fine...go ahead...do whatever you want..." That couldn't have been more of a red flag. He was certainly up to something, but you still had that to feather held tightly in your fingertips. So much so that your fingers and their joints began to ache. Without another word, you lifted that hand, only for Katsuki's strong grip to wrap around your wrist. You knew he'd never go down without a fight. He pulled you down towards him, and used his strength to his advantage by turning the tables and mounting you instead, leaving you to lay under him, shocked and a little extra horny. "I knew it wouldn't be that easy..." You muttered. Then again, you loved it when Katsuki put you in your place. A little bratty behavior always got you the response you craved from the blonde hero. Now, you had a much more fulfilling view of the tent in his pants, which made Bakugou smirk. He held you down to the bed by your wrists, being careful not to hurt you, of course, and kept your arms above your head. "You know how power hungry I get when you can't think about anything but your own pleasure...." The man cooed at you, pressing his rock hard shaft against your legs and reveling in how it made you squirm with need. You couldn't bare to look him in the eye in that moment, turning your head away and feeling the hot wash of lust flooding your face. "You left this pretty little neck of yours wide open, babe..." Katsuki growled, sinking his teeth into your tender flesh. Any attempts at coherent human speech were lost as he grinded his hard member against you again, making you hump in response. The way he chuckled at you while he licked and nibbled on your sensitive skin drove you to the brink. "Fuck...I gotta..." You'd thought that without the feather, there wouldn't be anymore sneezes to come, but you were so very wrong...With his face still buried into your neck, Katsuki's breath began to hitch, but he was unrelenting and firmly kept you in place. "Katsuki...!" You moaned his name, your heart pounding in your chest. You could feel every hot breath against your flesh, and even the feeling of his nostrils flaring against your neck. His red eyes fluttered shut as he finally let the explosion loose. "Hh-! HHEee-Esshh'huuuhh...!" This one was a bit smaller than the rest, but it still drove a moan out of your throat regardless of its size. A string of curses left your lips as he leaned back to take in your flustered, and practically dazed appearance. It made Katsuki chuckle a bit. "Aw, you mad at me or somethin?" He asked innocently, causing you to make a small 'Tch!' similar to what he'd usually do. Your lashes fluttered a little, and with your whole body on fire, you swore that anything you tried to say would come out as garbled nonsense. Even so... "Just fucking kiss me already, OK...!?" You begged, glaring up at him and into those crimson eyes that bore into your very soul. Bakugou smirked, "What's the magic word, Princess?" He responded, his grin growing wider as you huffed with impatience. "Please, you sadistic fuck!" You had to establish your rebellion somehow, or else, how would Katsuki know that you needed to be pushed around and put back into your place? The feral growl that came from your lover spooked you for a moment, but there was no time to dwell on this beast of a man, because he pressed your lips into his like a wave crashing against the shore. Tongues intermingled and the sounds were positively lewd, but you couldn't give two shits about all of that. Your arms squirmed under Katsuki's weight, but he refused to let you go, and pressed harder into the passionate make out session. Katsuki was good at everything it seemed, even hot and heavy kissing before doing the deed. Though, it didn't last long. "Mmmn...Baah...-!" After a few seconds, he pulled away from you, gasping for air. Backing away from you and releasing your arms, he rubs one hand under his nose with a look of irritation. Then again, when did Katsuki NOT look irritated? For a moment, the pleasure plaguing your brain subsided as you slowly began to sit up. "Everything alright?" You'd ask, shyly wiping away a bead of drool that had escaped your mouth just moments before. With a gruff sigh, he respond quickly, "I guess...But my nose is clogged...or, trying to be..." He muttered, the congestion now showing in his voice. Perhaps he'd gone too overboard with the feather? Or maybe... "What if...you ARE getting s-...s-sick??" Your mind ran wild at the possibilities. Katsuki didn't get sick often, but when he did, you had to try your damndest to not seem too...suspicious. A small chuckle came from the man. "Of course you’d want that, wouldn’t you?" He asked, glancing at you out of the corner of his eye. "Hey, that's uncalled for...!" You said, pouting towards him. "Tch! Yeah well, sorry to rain on your little horny parade but I'm fine. I rarely get sick anyway. Who do you take me for? A weakling like Deku?" He said, his voice oozing with over confidence. Typical of him to trash talk Deku when the broccoli boy wasn't anywhere in sight. Compared to Bakugou, Deku was a pretty sneezy individual over the course of the years you'd known him, but you'd never let Katsuki know you'd had an eye out for his rival back in the day...With a sigh, something deep within your gut came to the surface, and you weren't sure why it escaped passed your lips, but even you were surprised at the statement; "Aw...that's a shame, Katsuki...Deku has a cuter sneeze anyway." It was as if someone had dropped a glass and it'd shattered all over the room. The sound of nerves beginning to snap all at the same time, without reprieve. Katsuki's eyes went wide, and his thin brows furrowed down to make a vigorously scary face. "What the hell did you just say...??" He asked, his voice dangerously calm for someone with such a short fuse. Was that comment terribly stupid to make? Of course. Did you regret it? Well, you would soon enough. With a shrug of your shoulders, you stared innocently down at the bedsheets. "I mean, he has a cute sneeze is all I'm saying...His nose is like a bunny rabbits..." You continued on, watching the veins bulge out of your lovers neck and forehead. You could feel how angry he was, how the jealousy and rage were barely being kept inside of his strong, handsome form. Finally, he opened his mouth to speak in a shockingly quiet tone. "Do you like that shirt?" He asked, gesturing to the one you were wearing. An old shirt of his, actually. He'd let you get away with stealing his clothes on occasion, but only because you looked so cute in them. You looked at him, puzzled by the question. "What? Er...It's just an old shirt...why?" The answer to your question would come swiftly, as two strong hands reached forward, grabbing at the thin fabric and ripping it right down the middle of your chest. Your eyes went wide, and you suddenly realized...Uh oh. That may have just signed your death warrant. Katsuki grit his teeth, growling at you with jealous anger, "Say something like that again, and you'll regret it, you little brat!!" His tone genuinely terrified you, and yet...you were so damn hot for him right now! You'd truly poked the sleeping bear and you were ready for this demon of a man to leave you unconscious once it was all said and done. You fell back against the bed once more, your mounds and torso now on full display for your lover. "N-now don't do anything risky...! K-Katsuki...!" You'd dug your grave, now it was time to lie in it. Bakugou loomed over your exposed body, grabbing at one of your tits with his large hands and kneading the sensitive flesh in his palms. He knew just how to make you feel good...! He scoffed a bit, "Tch! You should have known better than to get under my skin like that..." He growled, leaning down, "Now I gotta put you in your place, brat..." He added, his hot breath washing over your chest. You choked down a moan as he began to kiss your other breast, before latching onto it with his lips and swirling his tongue around the sensitive nub. With his other hand, he pinched and pulled at your other nipple, gasping for air every once in a while due to the settling congestion in his sinuses, but the sound came out more as growls than desperate gasps for air. It practically made the entire thing even hotter. "Aaahnn-! K-Katsuki, stop...!" You knew for a fact that you didn't really want him to stop, and the man knew it. A low chuckle sent a shiver down your spine. "Make me, brat..." He growled, and returned to licking your puckered nipple. Goosebumps peppered your skin as you squirmed under his weight, panting like a bitch in heat. The growing wet spot in your panties had only doubled in both size and dampness, which Katsuki seemed to be impressed by. "Hah...? Is my horny little brat soaked through...? Tsk, didn't you just take a bath...?" He taunted, giving your nipple an especially long lick, finished off by a flick of his tongue. His middle finger traced circles around your clit, how his touch managed to be so soft was beyond you, but with all of this sneezing and teasing, you were bound to orgasm with just this alone. Your hips thrusted into his touch, making him stop in his tracks, "Uh-uh. You gotta earn it, understand...?" He spoke, sniffling a little bit as his breath caught in his throat. Damn it, again? He could feel you flinch under his body weight, your eyes wide with anticipation as you looked down at him. Katsuki rubbed the tip of his nose against your soft beast, trying to ward off the tickle. He knew it got you hot and bothered, but now he was just plain bothered! "Hhahhi-hih-!" With his strong hand still rubbing at your clothed slit, his head tilted back before the inevitable came, "Heh-EsTTttssh'uu!" The light spray coated your chest a bit, causing you to moan right after. It was clear that all of this sneezing was really taking it out of him. A small smirk spread across his face as he felt you jump and writhe under him, your lower half shaking profusely. "What's the matter? You wanna come...?" He asked. You responded immediately, and with earnest, "Yes!! Fuck, I wanna come...please let me-- Aahhnn... Hhnnmm!!" You had to practically bite your tongue as he continued to draw small circles around your clit, faster and faster, making the wet spot on your panties grow more and more moist. He bit your breast and your nipple, using that skilled tongue of his to drive you crazy. He was such a sadistic lover! A small chuckle came from the hero, followed by a small sniffle, "You gonna come, babe...? Talk to me..." He asked tauntingly, "What's it feel like...does it feel good, eh...?" He cooed at you, peppering your chest with soft kisses. You were so horny you could barely even see straight, let alone form words or even think of an appropriate response. "I feel...! I feel like...! Hh-!!" You could have ripped your hair out from how hard he was teasing you, "Please...!!" You begged, feeling the faint sensation of your eyes welling up with water. You covered your face with your arm, trying to hide whatever shame you had left. Bakugou chuckled, nipping at your soft puckered nipple once more, "Please what? Use your words..." He demanded slightly. You took a deep breath through your nostrils, your eyes squeezed shut. "Let me c-cum!! I'm gonna cum so fugging-!! Hhnnm--! Aahg-Hh!!" Your lower half bucked into his hand, "Or just fucking fuck me already!! Katsukiii-!! Hh-Hhnnmm-!!" You cried and whimpered, barely hanging over the edge and inches away from that mind blowing orgasm. You weren't very hard to satisfy when your little kink was involved. Katsuki let out a small laugh, before all of the stimulation came to a sudden and screeching halt. A whine escaped your throat, before you finally got the courage to look at him. The sight sent shivers down your spine. Katsuki, now at full attention, had slipped his cock out over the top of his pants. It twitched at you, as if almost trying to give a little greeting. He pumped his shaft two or three times, his eyes brimming with lust as he stared down at your twitching figure. A bit of slick escaped the very tip, and you could definitely tell...it had to have hurt with how rock hard Bakugou was. It was even clear on his smug face. "Since you asked so nicely...I'll give the brat exactly what she wants...this time, at least." You'd never ripped your panties off so fast in your whole life. Repositioning yourselves, your bodies were now properly aligned with the large, king size bed. You spread your lower lips open for your lover to enter, shocked at how absolutely soaked you'd become thanks to his antics. This man was thirsty for you, and flushed down to his collar bone. One of his strong hands grabbed the headboard before he slapped the tip of his cock against your clit, then your entrance right after. "You want this, Princess...?" He asked, sniffling a little as his nose continued to glisten in the soft light of the bedroom. With a hand covering your mouth, you nodded quickly. Katsuki licked his lips like a hungry lion, tracing his other hand down your stomach before grabbing your thigh with a tight squeeze. "God...you're so fucking sexy..." He panted, his red eyes staring down at you. All you could mutter was his name, as the man slowly pushed his tip into your hole, followed by the rest of his shaft. It was safe to say that Katsuki was larger than the average guy, but not so much to the point where he'd break you immediately. Bigger wasn't always better, after all! And Katsuki was juuust...the right... "Eehhhn-!! Hahhhnn-!!" He plunged deeper into you with the 2nd and 3rd thrusts, making you grab at the bedsheets fruitlessly as he starts to absolutely wreck your shit. Indeed, he truly was good at everything, including sex. Mind numbing, heart stopping sex. He cared about making you feel good, above all else. Even if that meant a little over stim every once in a while! Soon, the two of you had gotten into a rhythm, the sound of slapping flesh filling the air and making you a little more appreciative for the thick walls between apartment units. Thank God Katsuki had positioned the bed the way he had, to prevent it from bumping into the way during your more...intense sessions. You could feel the sweat coating both your skin, and Katsuki's, and you were thankful that he'd decided against one of those quirk-powered slaps of his. They hurt like a bitch, but in the best way imaginable. You stayed in the missionary position for what felt like ages, before Bakugou flipped you over into the cowgirl instead. One of his favorite positions, but he'd never admit it to you outloud. You didn't mind it much, considering how hard he thrusted up into your hole and gripped his fingers into your soft, tender flesh. You could have sworn you could feel the heat from his quirk just barely activating. You couldn't help but grab at his strong chest, and be taken along for the ride of a lifetime. Your moans echoed off the walls of the room, in sync with the rhythms of the thrusts that just about knocked the wind out of you. And it wasn't as if you were the only one enjoying it. His thrusts became a bit more erratic and wild, and by the look on Katsuki's face, you figured he was starting to get close to climaxing. You weren't too far behind either. That building warmth in your abdomen proved that you were about to have one of the most amazing climaxes of your entire life. You could feel Bakugou kissing your cervix with each and every hard thrust. "Fuck-!! Oh my GOOoood....!!" He moaned out in a raspy tone, "How do you feel so fucking good?! So fucking--Nnngh!!--Tight?! Every. Fucking. Time?!" He questioned, "You feel so good, you're so fucking sexy -- Fuu-Hhh-!" His breath faltered as he continued to slam his pelvis into yours. You held on for dear life, afraid that he'd buck you into the air and right off of the bed if you weren't careful. Katsuki's breathing became erratic and fell out of rhythm, prompting you to speak. Er, attempt to speak, rather. "K-Katsuki- Aahnnm-!! Are you-?!" You could barely get the words out, staring down at him as his face contorted strangely. Though, despite his sudden change in demeanor, he didn't dare stop in his constant efforts to fuck your brains into mush. His breath started to hitch rapidly, followed by a picked up pace in his thrusts as you groaned in shock. Now he really WAS trying to burrow into your cervix, hitting that one small spot and gripping your thighs with calloused hands. His head fell back into the pillows, before he finally spoke up, "Fuck-! Gonna...gonna f-Hhh...!! Fuck-ii-Hhhih-!" He was almost breathless, and you barely noticed his nostrils flaring as you felt prompted to try and speak again. "A-are you gonna c-cum? Cum for me--!! Please!" You practically begged. It felt like you were drooling from the pleasure, and you licked your lips as you waited for him to respond. He responded alright, but not in the way you imagined. One of his hands released your thigh and hovered over his face, as his head leaned back and his nose twitched wildly. Seriously?! He had to sneeze now of all times!? That tickle came back in full force as his breath continued to hitch, but he wasn't willing to stop his hips from moving, regardless of how badly he needed to sneeze. He was committed to making this the best night of your whole life. "Gonna--!! Hhh-! Fuck--! HH-hhHHZcH'hYuuu-!!" The hand in front of his mouth didn't do much in the way of covering the wet sneeze, and he bent at the waist to compensate for its raw power. A gasp came from your quivering body, as he'd thrusted up right in sync with the explosion and collided with your sensitive spot once again. You were teetering on the edge of a massive orgasm, clawing at his abs and breathing like a rabid beast. Katsuki could just tell. The way he looked at you through teary eyes said it all. He knew you were teetering on the brink, and he was about to shove you right the fuck over. Before he could get a single word out amidst the rapid clapping of flesh on flesh, he drew in a sharp breath for another massive sneeze. He could barely get ahold of himself, why was he suddenly so sensitive?! He slipped the knuckle of his index finger under his nose, hitching desperately. It was almost too much for your exhausted body to handle. "Hhuhh-!! Hih-! Hahh! Hhihh-!! Gonna...g-Hahhh...gotta s-sn--!! Hahhi--!" His body shuddered under you, but his pace never slowed as his other hand continued to cling to your thigh. His chest rose and fell rapidly with his breathy build up, and despite his hand being in the way, you could see just how irritated and red his flaring nostrils had become. The stinging tickle, and the repeated motions of his hips, were the only things he could think about right now...but God he really had to...he couldn't hold this...back...! "Hhh-Hhei'DDZZzSsh-Yyuuu--!!!" This one had to have been the biggest so far. It echoed off of every wall, and he bent at the waist so hard that he almost headbutted your exposed chest...which he had so carelessly sneezed into with a fine mist of spray. He fell back against the pillows, not even missing a beat as he gave a slow snuffle, and continued to thrust up into you, but it didn't take much for your orgasm to wash over your lower torso like a rogue wave on the ocean. Your back arched, your eyes went wide, and you aimed your face towards the ceiling as you felt your toes curl from the onslaught of pleasure shooting through your body like lightning. You let out a long, shuddering moan that seemed to go on forever, only to be interrupted by gasps for air. You came so hard that you started to see spots form in your vision. Your face contorted into something much more lewd, and you felt yourself gushing around his cock. His dick had to have been soaked, and with how hard the contractions were around his cock, it wouldn't be long before... "FUUuuukk-!!" Katsuki wasn't sure if you'd ever come that hard before. And on his dick no less! It felt like you were trying to milk him totally dry. If you weren't on the pill, he'd have never agreed to going in without a condom. He bucked harder than before, chasing his own orgasm as you gripped his cock harder than he'd ever felt before. You couldn’t help but clench around him even more as he hit that one sweet spot, lengthening your orgasm as he soon approached his own. "Gonna paint you insides my color, you fuckin hear me?!" He moaned out. Now with both hands back on your hips, he bucked hard enough to lift you up a few inches, making you squeak in shock, "I'm gonna...!! Fuckin' hell!!- Hhh-Aahhnngg-!! GgghNn-!!" With one last thrust, he found himself spurting inside of you, the lewd feeling of him filling you up was almost too much to handle. You loved seeing Katsuki overcome with the same kind of lust running through your veins. With a few more thrusts, he found himself totally emptied inside of you, before going a little limp and sniffling a few times. You panted, slowly taking yourself off of him and laying down on top of his chest. You could feel his rapid heartbeat, and every sniffle he gave afterwards. Which, now that you noticed was...an alarming amount. "Babe...you OK?" You felt the post nut clarity kick in, and the same could be said for Bakugou. He rubbed his nose with the back of his hand, looking a little dazed. "Yeah...just...still congested even after all that. I dunno why..." He muttered. Caretaker instincts began to nudge at your now clear brain as you sat up and looked at him, "Are you feeling alright...? You're usually not this..." "Winded...? Yeah...I know...If this was any other day I'd...probably go a second round...and probably a third..." The blonde said, almost in a disappointed tone. He paused for a moment, before grabbing your hand and placing it on his forehead. You squeaked a little in surprise before he spoke up again, "I feel warm to you...?" A fresh flush dusted your cheeks as you felt his face, noticing a tinge more warmth than usual...and no, it wasn't from the mind blowing sex, you knew the man all too well. "You do seem a little out of it...maybe you are getting s-...sick." You managed to spit out. There was no way you'd be able to control yourself if that was the case! Not with your secret out, that is...A smirk came over Katsuki's face as he stared at you with a villainous look in his eyes, "You'd absolutely love that, wouldn't you, Princess...?" He chuckled. You huffed, smacking him in the arm, "Shut up! I mean....I-I would but...your health comes before my pleasure, OK??" You emphasized. "Tsk. Just get over here and let me cuddle the shit outta you." He ordered. You bit your lip, but nodded to his request as you crawled over and let him wrap his large arms around you. You felt so safe when he was cuddling you...like no villain in the world would ever have a chance of laying their hands on you. "Hey...(Y/N)..." Bakugou spoke up, making you flinch a little. "Dont hide stuff like this from me anymore...you know I'll love you no matter what you're into, right?" He asked. You snuggled harder into his embrace, and nodded to his words. "Good. Don't ever forget it, dumbass..." He added in his usual, angry tone. You giggled a bit, taking in a deep breath and reveling in his smell. "I won't."

[mlqcanonymous]

Things MC Does That He Finds Endearing

Fluff fluff fluff. Purely headcanon because god forbid they’re real lol.

Victor

When you try to prove him wrong and then you definitely do. Victor is rarely wrong so to see this little girl doing what most people can’t do keeps him on his toes and sharpens his wit (because this bitch loves roasting you more than he loves you lol)

“Oh, really? You think I’m wrong?” There’s a wicked glint in his purple eyes as a ghost of a smirk plays across his lips. “Then, why don’t you prove it to me?”

When you yawn sleepily while writing your report due tomorrow (you procrastinating lil’ shit) and then rub your eyes. You don’t know but you probably have like 20 stolen pics of you yawning or something in his phone (and one or two of them is probably used as a meme).

When you wrinkle your nose like you smelled something bad and then proceed to ask/say bold questions like you don’t have to be so mean, you’re a bit cold, don’t be so domineering, do you know how to smile etc. to him. Girl, no need to filter your words ‘cause he will still love the shit that comes out of your mouth as long as it’s from you lol.

When you request his special caramel pudding and then hum happily and proceed to cheer as soon as he presents it to you (gotta love a man who can cook). He tells you that you’re a dummy but never tells you he loves it (because god forbid he ever shows his emotions amaright?)

“Dummy. You act like I’m solving world hunger. It’s just pudding.” He rolls his eyes and turns his back to you. But there’s no mistaking the little smile on his handsome face. Too bad you missed it.

When you turn in your report on time and without mistakes although this is pretty rare that’s why he savors it as much as he can. It’s silly but he feels proud whenever you do that.

When you fall asleep in his office while waiting for him to finish signing some documents or doing some work. He likes to think that it means you’re comfortable around him and you feel safe. Although expect to be given shit by the time you wake up because he is Victor after all.

When you act like a dummy (which is 95% of the time. Like seriously, MC. Wtf?)

Gavin

When you grab him on the shoulders as soon as he lifts you in his arms, bridal style. (Damn if I was MC I’d grab too because have you seen his shoulders and biceps? Yum) He thinks it’s silly because he will never do anything to hurt or endanger you.

“What are you so afraid of? I’m not going to drop you, you know.” He chuckles, his amber eyes brimming with mirth. “But if that’s what you want, then you better hold on tight.”

When you cook for him. It isn’t anything fancy but this boii has been crushing you since high school. It’d be a dream come true if you make him lunch or something.

When you text him and then ask where he is or what he’s been doing. Gavin will ninja grab his phone as soon as he hears your personalized ringtone and then spends 10 minutes agonizing what to text back before regretting what he ultimately decided as a reply.

“Oh wait— I sound like an ass. Gonna delete— oh no. No nononono—”

When you play the piano for him because it reminds him of the time when you saved him despite not knowing you did. You’re part of the reason why he changed, why his world turned around for the better, why he became better, and everyday he thanks lady luck for giving you to him.

When you sneeze. Not an elephant-horn-trumpet sneeze but more like a kitten sneeze. Because it’s cute and he thinks you’re cute.

When you do those random acts of kindness that makes you all the more admirable in his eyes. Seriously this guy thinks you’re an angel and can never do wrong. Damn, you lucky bitch.

When you compliment him in a suit. He doesn’t like wearing them but he does like it when you tell him how good he looks. The first time you complimented him, he actually bought three although it sits at the very back of his closet lol.

Kiro

When you visit him on set or go to his concerts. It motivates him and makes him want to work harder and better for you. Also it gives him lots of time to show off his acting and singing skills like a male peacock strutting his good bits for you to see.

When you make him pudding (although it doesn’t taste like the ones from Souvenir at all and more like a child’s version of it.). He’s not complaining because it’s free food.

“Huh, that’s strange. This isn’t anything like Souvenir at all. But I’m still going to eat it because you made it for me.” He laughs at the end before popping a spoonful of your pudding inside his mouth.

When you fold his clothes while wearing one of his hoodies. This bby is messy af especially his closet. So you can’t help fixing his closet (and also stealing one of his clothes) whenever you come around to visit. He likes working on a new song with you nearby and he may or may not have stolen a picture of you hihi

When you jam to one of his songs and then belt them out like a rockstar yourself. You’re not the most gifted singer but the way you sing it makes him love his songs all the more. It reminds him why he loves performing so much. So, go you!

When you put your feet up on the dashboard and then wiggle them to the beat of a song whenever you go out on a roadtrip.

“As long as you don’t wear your shoes, I’m not complaining! But let’s not tell my agent about this since this is his car that we stole.”

When you try to fix his messy hair (though you fail at the end). He likes watching your cute face that’s scrunched up in frustration. Makes him wanna kiss it away but his agent always calls him before he can do it. (Poor bby, kissblocked by his agent lol)

When you push through your problems and succeed in the end. This bby is your personal cheerleader so expect congratulation banners and waving pompoms by the time you’re done defeating all your problems. He’s smug knowing that he’s completely right about putting all of his faith on you.

Lucien

When you talk to him on the phone, late at night, even though you two are neighbors, and then you fall asleep listening to the sound of his voice. Honestly, it becomes a habit at this point that he isn’t even surprised.

“You didn’t even say good night,” he cooed softly, not wanting to wake you up. “Ah, well, good night, MC. May you have the sweetest dreams.”

When you blush and get flustered around him. It amuses and fascinates him to no end to see you acting like that. He also thinks of ways he can do it again. (maybe in a different setting too? Lol Lucien, you dog)

When you try on his lab coat and pretend you’re a scientist as well. He loves seeing you in his lab coat and acting like a child; it brings out the child in him even if he ends up being the party pooper in the end and say he has to work rather than play.

When you stop by on his place just to water the plants in his balcony that are either a) dying; or b) on the verge of dying. He’s so busy all the time that he hardly has anytime for his plants but despite that, he still ends up buying plants with the sole purpose of you visiting and watering them.

When you close your eyes as you smell the flowers he bought you every week or so, each different from the last and never the same one twice. Outwardly, he looks calm and collected, but inwardly, he’s wondering about what you’re thinking and if you liked them. Knowing you, you’d probably say that you do but just to be safe...

“So, MC,” he says as soon as you open your eyes and meet his. He leans forward, propping his chin on his knuckles, then whispers, “do they smell as sweet as your smile?”

When you talk to him about your plans or shows or anything, really. He’s not picky as long as he sits in front of you and watches you while you do it. Listening to you talk and watching your passionate tirade fascinates him. You show him so many colors at once and he doesn’t want to look away because he doesn’t want to miss one.

When you cry at the end of a movie even though it’s a happy ending. When you go out to the cinema, he always brings at least two handkerchiefs. He doesn’t understand why you cry (no one even died) but he finds it one of your endearing traits. The hugs you ask from him also weren’t bad.

[honeyhuun]

different types of dates with lee jangjun

~ type . headcanon

~ requested . no

~ pairing . jangjun x gender-neutral!reader

~ genre . fluffy fluff !!

~ tw . mentions of alcohol 

~ song recommendation . hold by winner

~ a/n . so i was watching that one jangstar episode with daeyeol and seeing jangjun on the rooftop screaming into the open air, gave me an idea... hence why this scenario exists. hope you enjoy and continue to love our jangstar with all the stars in the universe.

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- now jangjun would absolutely LOVE spending time with you

- it is probably his favourite thing to do in the world 

- when both of you guys are free he is attached to you at the hip

- when you meet at your date place he would hug you so so tight and like not let go

- you had to remind him that you had a date to be continuing but he’d be all whiny and ask for five more minutes in your arms

- dates for him are the perfect way to gain energy

- because of his busy schedule he isn’t able to see you as often as he wants too

- so maybe one or two dates a week if he isn’t extremely busy

- now let’s get onto jangjun’s personal favourite dates

- he would always ask for your input but these are his favourite ways to spend time with you

- ice cream dates !!

- jangjun seems like such a sweetie

- and what’s a better way to prove that than buying you something that’s as sweet as both of you

- the two of you are frequents to the ice cream place near his dorms

- i swear even if it’s -1 degrees outside he would be like “ight it’s ice cream time”

- he would drag you into the store by your hand and asked what flavour you wanted

- when you said something different to the usual he said “ooo spicing it up a bit now aren’t we jagi, would you be able to handle it ~” (teasing shit)

- his eyes would grow so large at the wide array of flavours, watching them being scooped into bowls diligently

- jangjun would order one bowl of the dessert instead of two, having your chosen flavours on one side and his on the other

- he just loves sharing things with you and it makes it easier if he wants to feed you some of his ice cream

- if your order was slightly incorrect he wouldn’t hesitate to call out the poor worker 

- “excuse me sir, my jagi ordered two scoops of cookies n’ cream, why is there only one?”  *you dying of embarrassment next to him* “jangjun honey, it’s alright-” “nu uh, my baby doesn’t deserve this absolutely disgraceful service. y’know what? we are going to a different store next time, this is unacceptable-” *then proceeds to go to the same place with you next week*

- would sit you down in a small booth in a corner and just talk to you about your day

- dates are basically like catch up time for him

- because of the nature of his work there aren’t very many times where he can just talk with you

- he loves to be filled in with all the things happening with your life

- jangjun is an amazing listener, he would bring up shit you said like 50 years ago that you barely remember yourself “ahh y/n how was your weekend off at jeju? what did you do?”

- would totally do that thing they do in dramas. when you have some ice cream on you lips he’d lean in and swipe it off with his thumb (lee jangjun the napkin was right there >:) 

- he would get a bit embarrassed afterwards but it made you giggle so it’s one hundred percent worth it in his eyes

- insists to feed you, you’re his baby there’s no getting away from “say ahhh”

- loves to kiss you during these moments, his heart just swells with so much emotion seeing your cheeks full or seeing you suffer from a brainfreeze

- you would always taste the syrupy sweetness on his lips and the cold from the ice soon turned into warmth

- laser tag dates !!

- jangjun lives for your smile

- it actually completes him

- there are two quick ways to make you smile

- making you laugh and teasing you

- and during laser tag dates he always does an over abundance of both ~

- on this occasion he brought joochan and donghun along (he didn’t do it willingly, they begged him to earth and back and promised not to mess up the date) (if you count stealing a good chunk of your attention from jangjun a ruined date, then yeah they did :)) 

- so we now have a pouty jangjun who wants your attention very much because you’re talking to donghun more than him

- he get’s the perfect opportunity to get back at you when you’re put on opposite teams

- you and donghun vs.  jangjun and joochan let’s go >:

- jangjun would always try and distract you by doing cute shit but it would never work

- even forgets about donghun he only has eyes for you, even when he’s trying to get you to lose 

- “it would be amazing if my wonderful very beautiful y/n came over here for a second.” “lee jangjun do you think i’m daft” “daft for my love now come here-”

- when you try to shoot him and miss (you swear you hit his sensor though) he pokes his tongue out and runs off

- strong advocator against camping, he says it isn’t fair and a cheap strategy (it’s just that he’s never paying 100% of his attention to the game and gets caught out by donghun because he’s too busy looking at you)

- jangjun is so so so so so so in love with you but will never out rightly admit just how much he does, but it’s so evident in how he looks at you and in the little things (like not shooting you when he has the perfect opportunity to) 

- i have a feeling he’d just randomly do the choreo to something like genie in the middle of the game and get pissy when someone catches him out

- turns out joochan wasn’t as good as a teammate as he thought when they lost to a cleverly planned ambush by you and donghun

- he swears his day can’t get any worse being betrayed by his partner and bandmates, but give him five minutes and a few pats on the head and he’s all yours again

- lovesick puppy ;-;

- board game dates !!

- sometimes the weather doesn’t always permit you to be able to go outside

- so on days of extreme weather he’d always show up to your door with heavy bags filled with unhealthy snacks, a blanket or two, alcohol (it’s no secret how much he likes to drink) and a few board games to try out

- after setting everything up he’d take a shot of soju to feel buzzed and doesn’t forget to feed you a bit before you start. he will not let his baby play with an empty stomach >:

- you guys always start with a classic: monopoly

- picks hat or dog; thinks the car is ugly

- cheats, like a lot.

- “jangjun you moved your piece ahead like fifty spaces bring it back- we both were on go a few minutes ago !!” “jagi what are you talking about? i was always there!!” *secretly moves his piece two spaces forward*

- goes to jail a lot but almost immediately gets a jail out free card (he isn’t cheating for this one, he just has luck you could only dream of)

- laughs so loudly when you land on his property and have to pay up, holds his hand out for the money and you wish you could beat him up; only with love though ~

- gets on his knees and begs you to give him four, hundred notes when he’s on the verge of bankruptcy 

- you never agree and he always ends up loosing, accuses you of cheating and you can only laugh

- “you won AGAIN? y/n stop cheating, it isn’t fair-” “lovely to hear that from you lee jangjun...” “at least i cheat with pride and dignity!”

- will reluctantly move on to jenga

- even more tipsy this time, you’re the same (if you drink that is)

- makes up stupid dares you have to do if you lose

- it’s probably shit like running outside of your place into the street screaming or aegyo

- both for his personal enjoyment and good photos

- this is where you guys get serious

- no love just “YOU WERE THE ONE THAT TOUCHED IT LAST” “NO I WASN’T MY ARM WAS RIGHT HERE” “LIAR-”

- once you had a really long game and it looked like jangjun was going to win but you sneezed and made him lose focus

- as we have already established you are his baby, you can’t be sick wtf that’s a crime

- gives you the death stare as the tower topples

- *proceeds to do the most over the top aegyo you’ve ever seen before going back to giving you the death stare*

- just kiss him and he’d forget why he was even mad at you in the first place

- now he’s basically drunk at this point, slurring his words and refusing to let you out of his vice grip

- being smart you try to get him to bed but he refuses wanting to play one more game. what are you supposed to do, say no?

- that game ends up being charades !! jangjun is normally really good at this game, when he is sober that is...

- can not guess what you are doing for the life of him

- “giraffe, polar bear, gorilla-” *you were acting out excitement. the emotion.*

- giggles cutely when you guess correctly what he’s trying to

- his cheeks are all red form all the alcohol and i’m-

- both of you (only him if you’re not drunk) pass out on the couch just wrapped in blankets with your bodies smooshed together

- jangjun wakes up in the morning very happy despite his raging hangover

- video call dates !!

- jangun is an idol, the nature of his work means he can’t see you as often as he’d like

- even when he’s free your schedule sometimes doesn’t match up with his free days

- this problem won’t stop jangjun from trying to spend time with you, if he can’t smooch you in person he would give his laptop screen all the smooches in the world to make up for it :<

- video call dates are absolutely necessary to your relationship and they are your most common date 

- jandjun would legit go insane without seeing your face for too long

- lost in the waves of constant dance practice, recordings and promotions you ground him

- you’re like his safe space, he can be as uncensored with you as he you wants (if jangjun is holding himself back in normal recordings just imagine how he’d be with you alone)

- so video call dates would happen very often definitely a minimum of three times a week

- y’all would do many things, maybe he would be studying japanese and you reading something required for work or school

- he could be working out and just called you to give him motivation

- but the most common type of video call dates are your mukbang ones

- jangjun loves to see you eat

- one of his favourite things is to share a meal with you

- so during dinner times, he thanks who ever cooked the food (ngl it’s probably takeout), took it to his room, told seungmin to go somewhere else for 30 minutes and turned on his laptop to call you

- smily when you answer and sees your face

- “y/n !! how was your day angel? i was missing you a lot today, have you eaten? no? go and get something then, i can hear your tummy rumbling from our dorm. we can have a little dinner date!!” 

- help i am helplessly in love with this man and i don’t know what to do >:

- brings his food up to the camera “it looks good right~”

- WILL try and feed you through the screen and ends up spilling a bit on his keyboard

- will let you do the talking, will just eat happily nodding along adding input when needed

- jangjun fluffy cheeks full of food; my favourite concept ~

- will pout when he has to end the call because seungmin needs something in their room

- “i’ll talk you later y/n, always missing you~”

- rooftop dates !!

- jangjun’s final fav type of date

- he doesn’t want to do these too often, they need to feel extremely special

- when he knows you’ve been having a hard time recently or he hasn’t seen you in a while, jangjun would ask you to come to the rooftop of his dorm or company

- this where you would see him at his most romantic

- jangjun isn’t one for grand gestures and deep heartfelt declarations of love

- he shows his love in little ways most of the time but he just feels the obligation to do something bigger once in a while

- when you arrive at the rooftop, it’s decorated with fairy lights and pillows

- jangjun would sneak up behind you, placing his hands on your shoulders giving you a jumpscare

- “BOO !! hehe i scared you right ~ so... do you like it? i had youngtaek help me with it, i promised to buy him food afterwards. see, i owe someone food because of you-”

- would lead you to the pile of blankets plopping down first, patting the space next him

- won’t hesitate to burry himself into you his excuse being “i might not be able to do this again for a while” ;-;

- he would prefer rooftop dates in the day because cloud gazing is much more fun to him than stargazing

- jangjun would point out like really obscure and hard to see shapes in the clouds “oh my god jagi, look at this one !! it looks like burger ~” “hun are you hungry?” “maybe...”

- he’d also enjoy looking down at the street seeing people going about with life, it just made him feel more apart of something and not just a lonely island in the idol world

- if you really really liked the stars he’d change the plans to be in the evening instead (only because he has more chances to stare at you when you’re concentrated on trying to find patterns in the sky)

- would say shit like “the sky looks amazing, but not as amazing as you ;)” and you’d want to push him off

- honestly you’re the only person jangjun would ever stoop this low for in the realms of cheesiness 

- moments like this would be the only times he’d ever tell you he loved you

- it’s not like he never feels it, because trust me he does every single moment he’s with you

- he would always say things like “you know you love me ~” often but it was always in playful jest (and when he mildly pisses you off oops-)

- those three words were only saved for perfect moments like this and you knew he meant them every time

- you guys would be looking up at the sky and he’d just grab your hand and rub your thumb saying how seriously lucky he is to know you and how he’d never imagine in a million years to be able to call you his, while cuddling closer to you. you’d just smile because lee jangjun- and he’d press his lips on the shell of your ear and say softly “i love you”

- (clock by infinite just came on DO YOU EXPECT ME TO BE OKAY RIGHT NOW)

- then he moved to your lips and i’m a goner-

- this is definitely the sappiest you’d ever see jangjun but this side of him was very very very cute n’ soft indeed

- would just lay with you forever and ever just enjoying your presence

- as long as your there jangjun would never look at anything that isn’t you

- lee jangjun just enjoys spending time with you so so much, it’s when he’s really at his happiest and most carefree

- make sure to take him to all your favourite places in return, he’d love to see all the things that make you happy :((

a/n . this killed me from the inside out, i love this boy so much- to whoever is reading this jangjun and golcha love you so much :(

[arsonforcharlie]

2, 10, 6, 9, 4, 20

2- what’s your favorite candy?

tbh i'm pretty open as to candy, but i have been craving a big turk for, like, weeks, and forgetting any time i'm in a place that will sell me a big turk, it's a problem

10- favorite milkshake flavor?

raspberry, if they've got it. i can also vibe with like a chocolate mint or salted caramel.

6- sexual/romantic orientation?

idk i just say queer.

9- have you ever been in love?

yeah and it's gross

4- what was your first kiss like?

awful. it was with this dude i met on okcupid who was like ten years older than he said he was (which was already ten years older than i was at the time) and the date sucked on, like, every level. dude reached across me to drink my dr pepper without asking during the movie. wtf, andrew from the internet. anyway at the end of the date i was gonna bounce but he physically picked me up and shoved his tongue in my mouth. what he didn't know was that i was about to sneeze, and proceeded to do that in his mouth. he left pretty quickly after that, and emailed me back like a month later at 3 AM about how i was going to die alone in a whorehouse with my cats. what the FUCK, andrew from the internet

thankfully i have had better kisses since then

20- sweetest romantic memory?

lmao, hard to tell, really- i've never really been a person people do romantic shit for and i'm not great at it either, so a lot of my memories are, like, "we watched forensic files and the culprit wasn't a dog and it was nice." sorry to disappoint

[splendidshinobi]

FULLMETAL ALCHEMIST 2003 LIVE REACT: EPISODES 11-15

 LETS GO ROUND 3

episode 11: the other brothers elric part 1

yeet this thing edward

ok who r these so called other brothers

“METAL FATHER”

this girl’s uncle is sus. he’s now known as uncle lemons.

THE STONE???? WHOS MAKING A STONE 

oh shit they got kicked to the curb

“THE REAL ELRIC BROTHERS???????” WHOSE ASS

i bet “alphonse” is the taller one

never mind

this twink is annoying

on your knees???????????????????????

ed plz

oh twink doesnt need a circle but doubtful he’s opened a portal of truth

he’s got philosopher’s juice instead i suppose!!

wheres mugear or whoever

oh found him

LUST <3

girly looks hot 

anyways

oh its uncle lemons

these townspeople are annoying as shit

wow what a parallel tragic backstory

operation mole hole

what is the cough sub plot

i have questions

hmm there we go thx fletcher

ugh the twink is back 

and now he’s an attempted murderer

OH FUCKKKKKKKK

great going twink your brother is gonna die

his villain origin story 

uhhh what? part 2 i guess

episode 12: the other brothers elric part 2

fletcher is a homie

ed’s window dive was so dramatic

i literally cannot tell you what the twink’s name is

he is just twink

mugear is suspicious 

he’s not even an alchemist??? bro

who is nash tringham

is he important other than in this specific episode arc

nash tringham and uncle lemons definitely got naughty back in the day

to be fair what is uncle lemons’ name? i do not know

like i cant be expected to remember every one bit character’s name? especially when i have all this other fma knowledge floating around in my head

MARCOH!!!!!!!

why is ed sitting in the tree like that

ed: “google earth...always taking pics”

what is this stone making process with pregnant ladies who thought of this

lets all throw mugear in a septic tank

sussssssss

edward is so unimpressed by this mans

HAHA yes edward my son

“it’s been a good while since i killed anyone. i kinda miss it.” EDWARD YOU KILL ME LMAOOO

uh oh he’s got a red water gun or somethin

so fletcher is the plant alchemist i see

twink’s name is RUSSELL????? how did i miss that

wooooooof sucks to suck mugear

thats A LOT of red water

fletcher’s alchemy is so weird

from the redwood forest to the gulf stream waterssss

what in tarnation is this boy doing

i guess we have another prodigy on our hands okayyyy

why do i feel like we’ll see the tringhams again

uncle lemons strikes again with LEMONS

whats in the letter????

from russell??? why r u so embarrassed edward

thats mighty homosexual of you good sir

episode 13: fullmetal vs flame

so this one is called fullmetal vs flame which makes me think theyre animating that bonus chapter??!!!??!!! yes!!!!!

colonel sarcasm?? nice ed

i too enjoy mocking roy toy

al found a cat

he definitely did

yup

um who’s yelling

probably mustang that dumpster fire of a man

BREDA!!!!!!!!!

black hayate!!!!!!! baby!!!!!!!

FUERY!!!!! he’s so small

breda is a mess omg

havoc is a mess too

kitty! “he called to me” precious al

these boys are a trainwreck 

oh sad kitty flashback

mustang is such a freak 

yeaH i wondER if mustang knows marcoh hmmmmmm HMMM

“names not familiar” yeah sure baby all yall ishval war criminals know each other

ARMSTRONG!!! hey!!!

ummm wtf fuhrer bradley 

UM WHO IS THE LADY UM

hughes is a mESS

ed’s gremlin face gives me life

roy with hayate...im scared

take that dog away from him

yayayay bonus chapter fight scene!

shut up miniskirt man 

oh no take the mic away from hughes

“you just want a promotion!!!” “give back my girlfriend!!!” im dying

i too would love to put a fist in mustang’s face

“too slow” damn idk that was kinda hot

but no im still gonna kill him

he’s so stupid

this is so chaotic

oooh cut the glove yessss

ope never mind

oh great he’s getting flashbacks... well shit happens when you commit war crimes

“ehhh???”

oh hmm theyre saying ishBal in this one instead of ishVal

ill probably still write ishval im more used to that

oh no black hayate she’s gonna pop a cap ive seen this clip before

she did it

“strict mommy” oh um ok

poor kitty cat

scar IS heather

episode 14: destruction’s right hand

back in liore with some more amestrian war crimes on the docket for today

ayyy envy our favorite morally corrupt they/them

gluttony’s snack time

new op lets gooooo

im not vibing as much but hey its kinda poppin

oh hey armstrong what up baby

to be fair ed did meet marcoh with armstrong in manga canon so

hahaha no thats not the fullmetal alchemist...thats alphonse!!!

marcoh’s voice sounds different hold on 

yep different VA

dr marcoh’s alchemical oobleck 

oh hey basque grand u sexy mustachioed bootlicker you shouldnt be here

what the FUCK he’s a weapon of mass destruction

i wish so hard netflix let you screenshot so i could add pics for added value!!!

if philosophers stones fall under grand’s jurisdiction then he is VERY SUS

he aint it

ope hey scar 

this is an odd amalgamation of plot points

oops boy bye

ive always enjoyed scar’s CLEARLY adidas brand track pants

ummmm why did scar’s brother have BROWN hair

i- ok

i miss j michael tatum

ooooooh armstrong baby i was wondering where you were!

rose!!!! tell him!!! fuck u hakuro!!!!

trying to help?? dont make me laugh you’re a general in the amestrian military

episode 15: the ishbal massacre

kinda early for the ishval talk imo?? wonder what we’ll learn

armstrong is literally the buff rasputin trope on tiktok rn

“accidentally” shot an ishvalan child. hmm yeah no

envy just sneezed

HEY KIMBLEE YOU LITTLE SHIT

kimblee looks like christmas came early

they gave roy a stone??????? sounds noncanonical but ok

basque grand is literally wildin out fuck that guy

yuriy and sara’s skeletal remains just sneezed in the ground

wait a damn minute

wait a fucking minute

did roy

shoot

yuriy and sara

ROY SHOT WINRY’S PARENTS

and now hes gonna shoot himself

IM 

im taking a lap around my apartment OH MY GOD WHAT IN THE HELLLLLLLL

IM NEVER GOING TO RECOVER FROM THIS 

FINANCIALLY OR OTHERWISE

im texting my sister about it right now and just SCREAMING

OH NO NO NO MARCOH DO NOT TELL ED WHO KILLED THE ROCKBELLS

oh good he ran away

i literally CANNOT handle them finding out about this

ahaha roy shoots the gun in the air again

roy take that glove off its raining

riza’s leg sweep was way less funny this time

WAIT IT JUST OCCURRED TO ME THAT ROY WAS AT THE HOUSE AND SPOKE TO WINRY AND PINAKO

i mean hes no idiot he knew

what did marcoh just do to scar im confused

nothing will ever make sense to me again after what ive just witnessed

feral al lets gooo

so this episode’s events were pretty similar. other than marcoh.

AND THE FUCKING ROY MUSTANG ISSUE...,........... 

OH NOOOOOO 

MOMS VOICE???

MOMS VOICE????

episode 15 said hey bitch lets watch your world come CRASHING The FUCK DOWN

[incorrectnewsies]

Ben Fankhauser’s Insta Live story highlights (4/5) aka Ben’s Broadway Bistro 

So there’s a lot to unpack here. It’s an hour of footage. I only did the first half but this is still long af

You have 24 hours to rewatch it on his instagram story (plznfanku) but there were also some lovely people who recorded it and have posted it either on here or on youtube (I don’t have any links so feel free to reblog/comment with them)

- his little wave when he’s playing piano (and he’s so good wtf) 

- I love how happy and joyful he looks while performing, even to a simple camera and Kyle 

- if you don’t know who Kyle is, he’s his roommate and bestie and let me tell you, Kyle was amazing

- when the song he’s singing (idk what it was sorry) changes tempo and becomes all upbeat he just radiates sunshine I love him!!!!

- glad to say he still owns the title of “riff daddy”

- admitting he’s terrible at Instagram HA 

- his little spin and snap 

- ”we’re making breakfast” 

- 2 seconds later, someone commenting: “what are we making?”

- Ben Fank: “we’re making breakfast”

- YES BEN BABY BUT WHAT BREAKFAST FOOD ARE WE MAKING

- “that’s how I’m getting through this corona virus. Coffee, I guess.” 

- “let me tell you about oven bacon. merp merp merp merp muow” yes tell me about oven bacon

- “set your oven to 380 degrees. Why 380 degress? Cause I’m a random motherfu err” he says when he said shit a minute earlier

- “*quoting a comment* an erster. Mkay, okay I see you.”

- he asks for tips from chefs like three times 

- shows off his 3D Illuminati pepper 

- intermission: show some love for Kyle!!!! 

- has great cutting technique (you curl your fingertips in slightly on top of what you’re cutting to keep your fingertips from being under the knife)

- precision + Ben Fank = a match made in heaven 

- Kyle flipping the camera on himself by accident 

- favorite song from Newsies: Carrying the Banner + clapping and a salsa dance 

- sort of sad because Ben doesn’t sing in that song :( 

- he talks with his hands and with his facial expressions so much wow I love

- little wink wink ;)

- everyone asking him to sing Poor Guys Head is Spinning (abbreviated PGHIS) with Alex Wong encouraging everyone

- he acknowledges them and then goes on to ignore them LMFAO

- Ben (sort of, not really) wanting to be Evan Hansen shakes me to MY CORE the power that could cause...

- okay... like... this man I mean I know he is literally Davey Jacobs BUT HE IS LITERALLY DAVEY JACOBS

- “tall ass potato”

- he stops everything to make sure it is shown how he cuts his potatoes

- intermission: gratitude towards first responders  ❤️

- the way he looks up while talking about burritos is really cute but also lmao 

- when he’s asked his favorite dog breed: “oooooOHHHHHHHH”

- “Y’all are literally watching me cut potatoes” YES AND WE DON’T REGRET A THING

- “wITH preCISION” 

- doesn’t know what kind of potato he’s working with (gold potatoes, Ben. Gold potatoes) 

- “y’all didn’t think you’d get this closeup to my *haaaaands*

- “can y’all appreciate the precision? Cause I can.”

- Intermission: I am once again asking for your cooking tips

- Kyle: “Someone wants to know what’s your favorite thing about Kyle?” Ben: *high pitched* Is that for real?”

- he goes on to talk about how Kyle is tech savy and rigged up their apartment instead of talking about his personality or qualities lmao

- his little sneeze and spin, also people telling him to wash his hands afterwards

- calls himself a grandpa 

- his mom sent him to theatre camp when he was a LAD

- “this is getting pretty hot” he says with a head bob

- also gets excited that we got a look at Kyle when he accidently switches the camera onto him

- everyone commenting about the bacon because he hasn’t checked on it since the start of the video

- doesn’t know how much olive oil he put in his pan but it must cover the bottom

- “hot grEEse”

- *vegetables sizzle when he puts them in oiled pan* “that’s the sound when you make a really good zinger at a friend and you walk away it’s like zzzz” *snaps*

- I want to know when he went to Bryant Park Christmas market because I was there this year and if he was there when I was there and didn’t know I would scream

- “this water is a beralin” 

- you can see how proud he is of his potatoes when he puts them into the water

- calls the boiling water water, then grEEse, then water again

- intermission: condolences to people who have had their plays and musicals canceled because of Corona virus 

- his profile is so nice w o w

- uses the same spoon to stir the vegetables to stir the potatoes because he’s a “dirty birdie” 

- demands for the PGHIS in the comment section (led by Alex Wong again)

- his favorite yiddish slang word is slamazel (might have spelt that wrong)

- intermission: love for the Flamingo Kid 

- checks on the bacon finally

- *talking about bacon* “you like it crisp or what? If you don’t like it crisp begone.” (favorite quote of the video)

- him and his grubby lil fingers

- *talking about Ozark* “wuufh wuufh! it’s great”

- gets sort of bashful about talking about him playing poker hehe

- the way he “walks down the street”

- *Ben goes offscreen* question: what’s you go to hand washing song?” Ben *slides back onscreen with a smile on his face* I’m going to play it for you

- couldn’t think to describe his potatoes as hard

- *bacon pops* “Did you hear that? This bacon is trying to sass me! Did you hear that?”

- messes up the abbreviation for PGHIS a couple of times

- his little “poor” when he’s trying to figure out what he wants to do 🥺!!!!!! 

- I’m sure you heard his performance already. Amazing.

Okay that was the halfway point of the video so if you want me to do the other part lmk haha