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chronicas · 2 years

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Shoutout to butches who are masc in the loser fail way. Let me hear it for the women who dress like Jesse Pinkman. Love for the dykes who could trade clothes with their 12yo little brothers and be wearing the exact same style. Respect to the all them butches who wanted to be masc but the only masculine figures you had in you life who didn’t suck major ass were the boys you hung out with in high school who have all broken their arm attempting a stupid stunt on a trampoline.

THIS APPLIES TO BI AND TRANS BUTCHES ALSO!

#I tried being masc in the more traditional butch way and started turning into my father and that freaked me out #So I turned into my brother instead #ophidian lore #d slur #So help me god if you guys remove the bi and trans bitches addition again reblogs are going right back off again.

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jacebeleren · 10 months

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"As the sun set over the crashing waves, Jace became more than a deckhand to Vraska."

^ REAL SENTENCE I READ IN THE OFFICIAL MAGIC THE GATHERING COOKBOOK 😳

#MTG #jace beleren #vraska #my fucking god these bitches bi!#good for them. good for them.#gwunky

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multifandominfj · 9 months

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Your Honor, I love them. ❤️🥹

#friends and family christmas #hallmark #hallmark movies #ali liebert #humberly gonzalez #Amelia Kasmeric #Daniella McCalan #my god these bitches are hot #i ship these two so hard #these bitches gay #i love these two #this bitch got me bi panicking over here #christmas romance #christmas romcom #sapphic representation matters

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crows-of-buckets · 1 month

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Guys. I think that Aviae/Morrigan may be endgame... I'm romancing her with the bi companions mod and this shit got me kicking my feet... I'm only at the very very beginning but

THEY MAKE ME ILL IM GONNA THROW UP OUYGHGGH

#dragon age #oc: aviae surana #sorry alistair... morrigan stole ur bitch before you could even flirt with her #originally the canon was aviae/alistair during origins then they break up post landsmeet then aviae/morrigan get together post witch hunt #however. i think i may just skip ghe aviae/alistair breakup #i like the idea of it still but.... avimorrigan during origins...#apostate witch who has always been free but has deep down longed for others company x circle mage who has always longed for freedom but #always had people surrounding her who loved her and she loved in return. is that anything #that and like. i cannot see aviae falling for alistair after she finds out he was a templar #even after she knows he never graduated + lost an apetite for it after seeing his first harrowing #she just cant relax enough around him for that #i think theyre still friends! close friends even!#but i just don't think she could do it #im playing this run much more like aviae not as whatever appeals to everyone the most #so thats something i never factored in to other runs #'do you object?' 'not unless you stop' GOD IM SO.#hagaghahsh i love morrigan so much #she should have been bi in canon. like i like Lelianas romance it just. never did it for me ig?#like tis good just not. my favorite #MORRIGAN i am already giggling everytime she pops up. hi morrigan yes anything for you Morrigan #worldstate: mage rights

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k1ranishf4 · 1 year

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I’m neck-deep into Loki hyperfixation again there’s no escaping him

#this genderfluid bisexual asshole God of Mischief has taken over my life again and I dkdjendkskskke #sir I can’t keep rewatching all the movies because of you #i won’t have a normal life #my grandma is already worried so please #i literally read the ragnarok script last night #and started writing a ‘what if Loki went to Earth - not Infinity War compliant’ fic #you put the bi in bitch because you’re both #loki #mcu loki #loki odinson #thor movies #avengers movie #thor #thor the dark world #thor ragnarok

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motherearthsplantasia1976 · 10 months

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i think im gonna start calling myself a lesbian too thatd be lovely

#i really love doing whatever i want with my identity its fun #im a little worried ppl r gonna be Weird but its not like i cant block + turn anons off :P #i may just be thinking out loud rn but idc its my house .anyways its weird how people bitch and whine when ppl identify like this #bcus it very much is a thing that can happen and its fine but some ppl just cant handle it apparently! they always go on abt #Complex Identities Being Cool but they lose it when someones even just. aroallo. or god forbid bi+lesbian/gay #anyways. you can do whatever you want forever and what I wanna do is be gay/bi/lesbian all at the same time because that fucking rules

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raris-mose-art · 1 year

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A D o o r I n T h e W o o d s

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wander-over-the-words · 2 years

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Can’t romance Nick Valentine, can’t fuck Benny cause I played as a dude

Goddamn, Fallout, you gonna let me do anything with these blorbos you’re handing to me on a silver platter?!

#wandering over the words #GOD FORBID GAYS DO ANYTHING AFTER THE APOCALYPSE #CAN'T HAVE SHIT IN FALLOUT #I am gonna write my SS romancing Nick and my Courier fucking Benny out of SPITE MOTHERFUCKERS #(not that my Courier would've fucked Benny if he could have. was too busy being pissed off at him to consider that option.)#(Ethan walked into the Tops ready to slap a bitch not fuck one)#(also hi yes I got New Vegas and Pokemon Violet for Christmas so that's where I've been lmao)#(makes for an interesting couple of playthroughs #BENNY USED BULLET TO THE HEAD! IT'S SUPER EFFECTIVE)#(but the Courier had a Focus Sash so he survived!! with 1 hp!!)#(Doc Mitchell uses a Max Potion!!)#(also also I knew I couldn't fuck Benny as a dude!! it's still a fuckin travesty mkay!!#make the man bi he's flirty af no matter what gender you play as)

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villalunae · 11 months

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"the us is not a christian nation" says who. george washington?? thomas jefferson??? bilbo baggins?? u mean the bitches who u say we shouldnt care abt just cuz they wrote the constitution back in ye old swagless white boy days and their opinions dont matter to us anymore. u mean those bitches. and ur gonna believe their little dumb bitch asses when they say "the us is not a christian nation" Boy Do You Know What Bias Looks Like Cause Im Boutta Woop You With It

#personal #sorry this is such one of those stupid topics #like ofc its a christian nation shut up. shut uppp. those old dusty bitches can say ''no were not!!! were secular!! we swear!!'' all they #want ok but look me in the eye. look at me. ur gonna believe them when they say that. what other shit can come outta their mouth #that youll believe huh. tj said he didnt rape that woman u gonna believe him? u gonna believe washington didnt Like slavery #just cuz he said to release all his slaves after he died???#u gonna believe famous white guy hamilton when he said all women are queens and then had a whole affair. two if u count angie.#like homies idk how to impress upon you that The Words Of Old White Men Do Not Mean Shit #just cuz they said ''oh slavery is wrong!'' does not mean they did jack all abt it when they wrote the constitution #just like it dont mean shit all when they said ''we're not a christian nation'' HOMIE WHATS THE FIRST GD SENTENCE OF THE DOI #LOOK ME IN THE EYE AND READ THAT ALOUD TO ME HOMIE. ''THE US IS NOT A CHRISTIAN NATION'' SHUT UP YOU ARE SO STUPID #GOD BLESS AMERICA ETC ETC. SHUT UPPPP #''tj was agnostic he didnt believe in god'' homie had so many bibles that he could cut and paste what he liked outta one #and put it in a journal. mind you the bible is double sided pages. he had to have at least two of those he could fuck with like that #get outta my SIGHT dont MENTION those bitches around me i will KILL YOU #anyway. lauras bi-annual I Know More Than You Abt American History post

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heycoyotegirl · 1 year

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always wild to find out a blog you've never interacted with blocked you

#i just wanted to reblog a post about bi paxton :(#god i wish i knew when i was blocked #was it my bitching about this season?#cause that'd be fair #i have complained about b*nvi & how the writers handled ben's character development a lot recently #but also I didn't think I did/said anything controversial enough to be blocked??#like I always tag my posts properly bc I know how annoying it is to run into hate in the main tags #and I don't ignore or intentionally misconstrue canon to make my arguments #yeah i'm harsh on b*nvi and ben sometimes but I also try to keep it fair #and i don't think ben is irredeemably awful or anything #I just think that the writers could've done a better job with his (and the ship's) development and then I would've been fine with b*nvi #not that you need like. a Good Reason to justify blocking someone obviously #i just personally only block people for bad tagging etiquette or if they try to pick a fight with me directly #my post #personal #delete later

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multifandominfj · 9 months

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My type: Valkyrie. 🤤😮‍💨

#lost girl #lostgirledit #tamsin #rachel skarsten #king valkyrie #marvel #tessa thompson #bisexual characters #my god these bitches are hot #these women have my bi panic every time

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l0rd-0f-c0ws · 1 year

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Safe with me by daddy and the love songs is the ultimate love song I got a few certain someone's out there rn I'd love to learn to play it for

#i doubt theyd ever reciprocate but yknow doesnt stop yhat yearning #god im polyamourus and bi and yet i cannot keep a single bitch #like cmon please please anyone who likes me theres a 99.9% chance i like you back PLEASE ask me out #i cant do it im too nervous AANXJXJKZKX #anyways yeah i got that crush on bitches so so so far away swag #EVEN THO PNE OF THEM IS STILL IN MY CITY HES TOO FAR #THE OTHER IS LIKE. SO FAR I COULDNT SEE THEM WITHOUT A PLANE #LIKE PHYSICALLY #EVER.#IM SO SAD ABOUT IT BUT THEYRE SO FUNNY AND SWEET AND GODDDDD #he sent like 2 photos of himself once and i was LOSING IT.#HES SO PRETTY #holt shit okay no more gay for me okay im good now #my post #vent tags #kinda #ig

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kaijukebox · 2 years

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I was looking for something else but I found this emoji which is the near perfect embodiment of Harry every time he interacts with Smoker on the Balcony…

#god I love it when those two interact #and kim in the background internally laughing his ass off #“you stupid bi-ass bitch I hate you so much”💕#disco elysium #bi confusion is my favorite thing in the world

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omgsomeonesomewhereonearth · 1 year

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I start to question why all the coupley memes I send my boyfriend are of either cats or lesbians and then I'm reminded that straight people think that romance is being actively a dick to everyone who isn't your partner.

#what the fuck man #'when I'm walking in front of a FEMALE I always SLAM doors as hard as possible behind me bc she's not MY GIRL #god forbid you show human decency to a woman you're not fucking I guess #what the fuck is wrong with you people #and the women who choose to date these men #how are you older than 13 and still think it's hot when a man is rude to everyone apart from you #are you aware that you will receive the same treatment when you cease to have value to him sexually #and the whole 'if my boyfriend isn't invited to girl's night I'm not coming either'#okay then bitch stay home #i don't have gender segregated friend groups because I'm normal but i still wouldn't compulsorily drag my boyfriend to EVERY social event!!#because i have meaningful relationships outside my romantic one!!!#what the fuck #anyway yes. cats and lesbians. only.#some straight couples on the internet are okay #a lot of them aren't straight couples it's bi girlies with straight boyfriends who are normal #which works because I to have a straight boyfriend and he is normal and not a misogynist #if my boyfriend was mean to girls who aren't me (he wouldn't be) he wouldn't be my boyfriend :(

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decaying-vampire · 1 year

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fuck holy shit women stop being perfectly imperfect for one second challenge. Like oh my god what is UP. Oh my god like fuck I love women. shit shit shit. it's so gay at this point it's so gay.

#guys I'm sorry I started rewatching Jessica jones again #She's so badass #And oh my god #I'm being so gay #I love Kristen Ritter she's just gorgeous and amazing #I feel like I don't appreciate my women bbgs on this blog enough #Idk like how can one be so....#idk how to even word this shit my point is that a have a stupid lesbian crush on a super strength slightly gothish pi with a drinkingproble #I kind of hc her as bi because like... Why not? This feels so cringy to simp over a girlie this hard but like... SUPER STRENGTH?? how can I #Not #Also shes a bitch. We love wlw bitches don't we!!!?

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regegade · 2 years

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It’s Johan’s little meow meow!

First image is her courser look nudes + Hair out of her fair for both looks

Second image is her courser outfit and her raider outfit + her overboss headpiece/mask

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