#my headcanons for tfw

[omgitskaii]

just thinking abt them so i made up this list of some of my random spn personal headcanons for tfw, in no particular order (pls keep in mind im only on early s14, and i'm vaguely ignoring canon ending, if some things contradict themselves... also obviously spoilers):

dean has an irrational fear of dogs because of the hellhounds dragging him down to hell

sam knows how to do peoples make-up because he used to help jess with hers back at stanford

sam has claustrophobia because of his time in the cage

even after the mark is removed, dean unconsciously scratches his arm whenever he spaces out; sam and cas chastise him whenever they catch him doing it

cas will listen to deans unconscious prayers whenever he’s away

dean keeps pads and tampons in the back of his car because charlie got on his ass about it

when he was way too young, dean would watch parenting videos in order to take care of sammy. he unconsciously refers to them whenever he deals with kids… or people in general

cas gets lonely very easily and finds himself in either brothers personal space unintentionally

he doesn't ever admit to it, but dean is very clingy. he needs casual, physical reassurance; he’ll pat sam on the back, squeeze cas’ shoulder, ruffle sam’s hair, let his hands linger on cas’ a little longer when he passes him a drink. but he will never push or ask for more. he doesn’t know how.

dean begrudgingly gets the help of rowena at some point to alter the spell carved into his ribcage, so that cas is the only exception; now, cas can always sense and find him

sam can't stand to be alone or in silence for longer than 30 minutes, he'll bug dean to come and sit with him or he'll put on a podcast in the background to fill the silence

sam likes the twilight films, dean makes fun of him for it

dean will purposefully get facts wrong just so cas can explain it to him, but gets annoyed when sam jumps in to correct him instead

cas will occasionally alter the brothers’ nightmares into peaceful dreams whenever he can but, regretfully, not as often as he’d like. he does it sporadically so he wont get caught

dean has violent intrusive thoughts as a lingering effect from the mark of cain

sam will go back and study his old law textbooks for fun

dean learns a bit of enochian on his own so he can talk to cas, it's sloppy and the pronunciation is sometimes strange, but cas is surprised and absolutely thrilled

occasionally, dean will wake up disoriented and a little freaked out when he cant remember things he did yesterday, because it reminds him of his time with michael. cas will gently remind him of everything he did.

sam will get nervous around the sight of blood because of his blood-drinking days; he thinks its stupid, considering their jobs, but he can't help it

dean’s a smoker. he started young, and went on and off for a few years because sammy said he didn’t like smell. he picked the habit back up after hell, but also uses zyn packets and patches after cas started chastising him too

sam will sit in front of deans door to make sure he’s alive and breathing before going to bed. he’s afraid dean will do something stupid…

cas has occasional migraines and random headaches from his time with naomi

dean tests himself with holy water sometimes

dean carved a devils trap on the floor under his bed. just to be sure.

cas struggles with his identity a lot, and finds it difficult to look in the mirror. he will actively avoid them when he can.

both dean and cas will occasionally just message each other hearts (at first it was little thumbs up emojis), green and blue respectively, as a silent reminder that they’re both alive and okay

the brothers will do the same, but instead send each other middle finger emojis, or “bitch”/“jerk”

sam will press his fingers to his pulse to make sure he’s real and alive. he’ll sometimes count the beats for hours just to be sure

[the-awful-falafel]

casually provides a slide-by-slide presentation to contextualize part of my Fake Peppino brainrot

[aventuras-de-andre]

after The Fall, when angels could no longer fly, I would’ve killed for a roadtrip between a bunch of angels. Just Cas driving 3-4 angels somewhere safe. These angels aren’t dead-set on killing Cas but they are still pissed. The silence is SO tense. Cas’ attempts at conversation make it even worse.

Cas: Sam taught me this roadtrip game—

Angels: did Sam also teach you how to be the most annoying mistake in existence, or does that come naturally?

Cas:

Cas: okay, so no games.

[riddlemearose]

Phoning a Friend

Warriors watches the two Champions blearily, forcing his eyes to stay focused on them. He knows one is the Shadow but he can’t let himself entertain the possibilities of who the other one is. For now, he has to think of it nothing more than another potential enemy.

The one with the odd spear that gleams gold, its green gem ornaments clinking softly against the shaft as he twirls it, keeps himself between Warriors and the twisted Champion. The golden spear spins and spins, batting away a sickening dark blade every time the bloodstained, withered Champion tries to break through his guard.

Watching the spinning spear is actually making Warriors feel nauseous. Well, he mentally amends that to ‘more nauseous’, glancing down at the blood spreading across his tunic.

And this weird noise, whatever it is, isn’t helping! There’s something heavy weighing the clearing down, pressing into Warriors’ skin.

All he can hear is this pulsing loud tick tick tick in his ears, accompanied by an odd warping sensation in his limbs.

It’s magic, he knows that much, but he’s never felt it before and has no idea which Champion it may be coming from, if it even is either of them casting the spell.

He turns his head to spit out a mouthful of blood and it feels like the movement takes an eternity to complete.

So either his blood loss is more severe than he thought, or there’s something else going on.

The spear-wielding Champion darts backwards, his grip along the spear finally shifting into a proper stance, grinning wildly.

Ha, Warriors is hilarious.

A large shining gem sitting at the dip of the first Champion's throat lights his face up from below, all deep shadows and softened edges. He’s breathing heavily, a slight tremble visible in his fingers as he readjusts his grip.

The other Champion across from them makes a sweeping gesture with its withered arm and something red and alive spurs into life, lunging forward. The shape twists, absorbing what remains of the rotted flesh, and large, monstrous fingers stretch into existence. They reach through the darkness for the first Champion, wicked under the moonlight.

The first Champion raises the spear slightly in response, his grin vanishing as it's smothered under a blank, smooth expression that Warriors refuses to recognise. The fingers, the vile magic, get closer to his face, closing the distance rapidly—

And Time shoots out of the bushes, the Biggoron sword catching the moonlight as it arcs through the air and severs the arm from withered Champion's body. The arm hits the ground and melts into a writhing pool of furious magic, thrashing around that Champion’s feet.

The ticking in Warriors’ ears stops so abruptly he's thrown off-kilter, reeling at the sudden silence left in its wake.

Time glances at him, a quick look filled with concern and worry, then shifts his gaze to the spear-wielding Champion — Wild, Warriors lets himself finally acknowledge.

Dozens of micro-expressions fly rapidly across Time's face before he finally decides on grim determination.

“That,” he says in an almost wobbly tone of voice, taking up stance next to Wild, “is loud.”

“Yeah, I’ve been told. Sorry about that.” Wild agrees, still focused on the withered copy of himself standing in front of them. He shoots Time a small grin, barely there but blindingly obvious if you know what to look for. “Worked though.”

Time lets out a quiet huff of laughter, his own small smile twitching across his face. He shifts, sword held tightly in both hands. "You're definitely not wrong about that, Wild. When we get back to camp, you'll have to tell me how you managed to make your magic even louder than it already was."

[the-copycat-hero]

when the students entered into UA their parents signed off on forms acknowledging the kind of dangers that their children may be subjected to (and these forms were modified Big Time after the the whole USJ incident), so no one necessarily had to ask Monoma's parents for permission to throw him into one of the most important roles of the final battle.

that said, Monoma attempted to call both of his parents after Aizawa explained the plan to him in detail - because he wanted to talk to them one last time before the biggest (and scariest) moment of his entire life - but neither of them answered.

[spn-tng]

For Jack's birthday, Jesse gets up extra early. He knows Jack is a hard sleeper but despite this, Jesse tries to remain quiet as he enters the Bunker kitchen. Now comes the fun part. Making a birthday cake without powers. Living life on the run, Jesse had never really gotten a chance to master his baking skills. But hey, the instructions were right there! What could go wrong? Well, a lot actually. The kitchen was a mess. His hair was a mess. But all that mattered was Jack's reaction.

(the cake)

[disastersteps]

sometimes change is scary.

but not just for themself but someone they used to know. and now? knew? they're together, fuck's sake. but anita talk to mortum over this.

how anita had look sat her and remembered that time does exist.

julia ortega does changes.

anita remembers painfully the first time they meet again after seven years.

the first time anita had took noticed is her appearance. the way julia shows up in a white suit but anita cannot forget the way they see her now.

shorter hair, the vaguely greys that looking back she must've dyed it badly through her dark hair, the way her eyes wears crows feet, the way she look... older. like, genuinely older.

and that was the start of seeing little details.

now they look at her and she wasn't Charge. That hero who was lean, very athlete, and sort of reckless. The latter never changes but the other details...

She feel.... large, stronger, and just... she did say that she was in a bad place. After losing Anita and Themmy back then. Just never occur that meant she went through drastic changes, and when she came back to be Charge again- she had just got used to her new body. She's more herself but still reckless, so annoying nosy but also...

Nothing stop her after all. She had cut her hair shorter, she stopped using black dye and let her natural greys appear and more.

She. Feel a lot like Julia Ortega Anita got to know this time around. It just... feel like her.

She likes that she's butch, is buff, and annoyingly attractive as hell.

And just like their younger self, they loved her when she was Charge and still loves her when she is Julia Ortega.

[soullessjack]

thinking about the headcanon where jack gives super tight spine-popping hugs and pairing it with an oh so wondrous vision of a snake coiling himself around the unfortunate mice he’s decided to love forever

[ebbpettier]

my favorite simon snow headcanon is "spells didn't affect simon correctly and he couldn't cast magician/human magic well at watford because it was an ugly duckling situation and the dragon wings were his swan moment before it all went to shit"

[threewaysdivided]

Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: Dan Jones and Dragons Rating: Teen And Up Audiences Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Content Warnings: Emotional/spiritual abuse. Implied child abuse. References to canonical child-murder

Summary: Faced with a choice, Morenthal leaves.

It was raining lightly by the time they made the town proper.

The main street emptied as they passed through, residents hurrying for the cover of their doors while vendors closed shops and stalls early in anticipation of the coming storm.  Despite the thinning crowd, a lifetime of habit sent his eyes sweeping each rooftop and alley, automatically appraising each passerby as he followed quietly in the footsteps of the older man.

He knew the town by sight, if not by name.  (He suspected he had been told it once, but in their business some things were safer forgotten).  A cross-point, located at one of the forks in the main road passing southeast of Riverleaf.  Not so far from the Shard Coast as to be unreachable, but far enough that travelling there from any of their fixed rendezvous points required several days of deliberate detour.   Home to an even mix of Humans and Elves, a Gnome here and there, the occasional caravan passing through to the druid city.  Simple folk living simple lives.  Ordinary.  Unremarkable.

(The perfect place to hide something no-one expected to look for.)

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[s0ull3ss-p3rs0n]

I'm trying to enjoy tall Harumi but my brain keeps screaming that she's 165cm/5'5.

This might be because even then she is significantly taller than me, because I was 156cm/5'1 the last time we checked and have barely grown since.

[nxthingmxtters]

Hi everyone, it's Chip here! I'm back again by unpopular demand with a brand new blog featuring F.lashpoint's M.artha W.ayne, aka The J.oker! Affiliated with the wonderful @paradoxbatmd.

[xycuro-illuminati]

Bitter exes stuntdevil lore masterpost

Ok so here's the full lore of the bitter exes stuntdevil (Daredevil/Stunt Master divorce) story with how it went down and everything lol (images have alt text)

Big reminder that this would be my version of DD so keep in mind that Matt is Latino here and that I will be taking certain elements from shadowlands here (I'm sorry fellow dd mutuals I just like the whole demon possession aspect by itself. I don't like shadowlands and I think it sucks I just wished they made him into an actual beast demon yknow).

To give a summary of how it goes: The Hand is not involved with the Beast demon at all, they're not going to show up whatsoever. In this version, the beast demon is just a parasitic demon that was hiding in a flower that a group of cultists summoned and when Danny Rand and Matt went to investigate, Matt got too close and was exposed to the pollen, therefore, got infected. The beast demon would shut off his nervous system over time and made Matt unaware of things before completely taking over and transforming him into a monstrous demon that acts like a zombie. Matt would be in a comatose state while the Beast demon was using his body and did whatever it wanted and fed off negative energy. Shadowlands isn't a big marvel event, it just lasted for a short time with only the Heroes for Hire involved and after the exorcism (here's the art showcasing that), Matt was left in a distraught state where he wanted to rebuild himself and clear his head since all he could remember was strangling Foggy (comic here). It made him feel not only horrible and guilty, but he also felt like a burden bc Foggy was juggling between running the law firm and visiting Matt to help him recover. During this, Matt wanted to go back to San Francisco to try to regain his footing again and Foggy decided to let him do so thinking it might help him. It would be this version of the Daredevil Reborn arc (or at least, takes place after it).

And that's where Stunt Master comes in.

For those that don't know who Stunt Master is, George Smith was one of the early villains in Matt's rogues gallery dating all the way back to volume 1. He's a classic vol 1 type villain that wants nothing but fame and fortune, along with getting in Matt's way. His dynamic with Matt during that time was standard antagonist interaction but they also held a playful banter along with some really strong trust bonds and some homoerotic dialogue as per usual.

However, during the Death's Head arc, George has a change of heart after being forced to kidnap Karen Page and wanted to be good. He lead Ghost Rider (Johnny Blaze) and Matt to Death's Head and the three of them stopped him. After this interaction, George was no longer considered a villain and even becomes friends with Johnny during the older runs (which he originally met up with Ghost Rider bc he wanted to make up to Matt for his kindness).

George doesn't show up that much again but going back to where Matt is going through it post demonic possession: the two of them meet up. Matt tells him his identity as Daredevil and what happened during their catching up, and George tries to help him out by going on stunt rides to help get Matt's mind off of things. Since Matt had felt like a burden before, for George to treat him as if nothing changed, it made Matt feel better in some weird way. That was how Matt fell madly in love with George. All those wild stunts and running around as vigilantes, plus Matt being in a vulnerable mental state, it all added up for Matt to quickly attach himself to George and would do anything for him.

Matt and George began dating and Matt adopted some of George's cowboy aesthetics into his costume.

At first, they were doing a few good things here and there trying to do the right thing. But George has always wanted fame and fortune, so that fame got to his head and he started to fall back to his old criminal ways. Unfortunately, because Matt was so down bad and lovesick, he went along with it without acknowledging the repercussions. Matt returned to NYC to reunite with Foggy, but after Foggy learned about what George was doing, he wasn't a fan of this relationship (literally the smartest mf here and yes, Foggy was PISSED OFF rightfully so). Matt was getting worse and worse over the few months, and he eventually ditched the law firm and left Foggy to deal with work by himself while he and George went on a road trip to Las Vegas where they eventually got married there. Matt fully adopted the cowboy aesthetic and had a criminal cowboy daredevil suit made for him as both a wedding suit and a vigilante costume.

The two idiots kept causing a shit ton of crime including vandalism and theft, specifically robbing trains. Some of those crimes eventually caught Johnny Blaze's attention, making him surprised that his good ol' friend George was going back to being a criminal again. When Johnny confronted them, George rambled about wanting fame again and that any attention is good attention no matter what. Matt had even convinced George that Johnny's disapproval shouldn't mean anything to him, to which made Johnny believe that Matt was enabling him (here's the full comic that I drew here).

(It's also a little secret addition to this little exchange where Johnny expresses how he feels about Daredevil when asked:

Doesn't wanna say anything about the whole cowboy phase so he says this instead lol. But that's just me).

The three of them started beef with each other so whenever Ghost Rider was involved, it was a whole shit show.

(Full post of this image here)

Matt and Johnny fought the most while George would either watch from afar and root for Matt or continue with whatever scheme they were up to. Along with all of this happening, post marriage was starting to make Matt slowly wake up from his lovesick phase and he was realizing that George was not a good partner after all. The two would get into petty arguments while also doing some headass shit to spite the other. George was insensitive to Matt's feelings while Matt would constantly ignore George whenever he tried talking to him. Not only that, George was so bad at sex that Matt completely lost his sex drive. These two were not a good couple and over the year, Matt was slowly figuring that out.

George has done shit from putting the motorcycle in the bed, only caring about The Mets and watching their games during sex, played the worst disco songs Matt has ever heard, and he was overall just a shitty partner. The two of them eventually fell out of love and barely tolerated each other, whether it was during domestic moments or during their crime schemes.

At one point during a fight, Ghost Rider ruined the veil on Matt's suit along with using a heated chain on him and burned a section of Matt's left bicep. After that fight, Matt realized that fighting Ghost Rider for George wasn't worth any risk and refused to fight Johnny no matter what George says. George went after Ghost Rider by himself only to get absolutely smoked while his costume got tarnished in the process.

Matt later on went back to NYC to visit Foggy, and by visit, he basically showed up at Foggy's doorstep in the middle of the night during a rainstorm while still wearing the cowboy outfit.

Foggy was reluctant at first, but Matt admits being a stupid fucking idiot and apologizes for leaving Foggy to run the law firm by himself. After being let in, Matt begs Foggy to help him divorce George, and Foggy agrees to help him out just this once. Matt goes back to George to talk to him and after another argument, they both agree on getting a divorce since at this point they can't stand being around each other anymore.

After the divorce, Matt was finally improving on himself and then the events of vol 3 and 4 starts. During Matt's whole identity-being-revealed, whenever someone asks him about the whole cowboy Daredevil fiasco back in San Francisco, Matt made up the excuse that the cowboy Daredevil wasn't him but instead some random guy. A faker. An imposter, if you will.

George comes back during vol 4 in issues 11-12 where he decides to take the opportunity for more fame and fortune by orchestrating the entire Kid Stunt Master arc where he faked his own suicide and took drugs to make sure Matt couldn't tell he was lying. He also did this to spite Matt as well so there's that to add onto.

Since it's been a few years after interacting with each other and George (pretending to be) being desperate for his help, Matt decided to give him a chance and had truly believed that George had changed over the years. And Matt was genuinely sadden over his (fake) suicide.

Matt started reminiscing the good ol' days when they were friends and even the beginning days of their developing relationship. Of course, after finding out the truth of George orchestrating the entire thing, Matt quickly snuffed out those reminiscing feelings and went straight back to completely hating on George.

After that ordeal, he wants his ex husband to get hit by a truck. He wants nothing to do with George Smith whatsoever.

After Kirsten learned about the entire divorce, her, Matt, and Foggy decide to celebrate the divorce date as a fun little anniversary. A few years later, Johnny and Matt finally sit down and have a conversation about the whole criminal cowboy phase and after learning both perspectives, there was an understanding (comic I drew here). But despite learning the truth, Matt and Johnny still have some grievances between each other, they just learn to keep a distance and be respectful when necessary.

Which is why there's a hate triangle guide I made for the three in the first place lmao.

There you go, that's the entire lore for this crack hateship of mine. If I were an official Marvel writer, I would definitely use this to reveal Matt's bisexuality being canon. It would be the worst way to reveal a bi character but it would be so funny and so worth it.

Here's a playlist of it. If you have any cheesy, funny, or over the top dramatic bad break up songs lmk I'll add it to the list.

[vullcanica]

Having a lot of fun thinking about nik having minor and increasingly weird curses on him for various periods of time. I'm talking things so casual he either doesn't notice them for a long while or doesn't care to break them. Couldn't drink wine without at least mildly choking on it around the 1750s. Still feels a hole burning into his tongue every time he says one particular old roman name. Kept getting struck by lightning during thunderstorms for a period of 30 years until he tracked it down to one particularly spiteful druid's bloodline. Most dogs are morally inclined to bite him. He has the opposite of a green thumb. And, since I'm thinking of an NPC medium for his story, I've decided they're the type to very quietly and cheekily slip him a karmic curse for bad luck whenever Nik comes around. It's the equivalent of finding a 'kick me' sign on his back every so often. He's metaphysically a chaotic patchwork of various energy and some magic from whatever witches or preternatural creatures he would've Gifted at the time, so little inconveniences like this often go unnoticed.

[youngpettyqueen]

Trick or treat!

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heyo!!! what do I have here... hm... how about a headcanon?

Hawkeye and Charles were coworkers pre-canon. Hawkeye remembers Charles, Charles does not remember Hawkeye, and Hawkeye claims he's never heard of Charles and doesnt bring up the fact that they literally worked together because pretending he doesnt know a relatively well-known surgeon when they worked in the same city is. fucking hilarious. Charles doesnt remember Hawkeye worked at the same hospital with him until post-canon when Hawkeye goes back to Boston. he doesnt let Hawkeye hear the end of it for about a month and even then it still gets brought up from time to time

this is mostly a joke headcanon but I do think of it fairly often. I just think it'd be really funny for Charles to show up at the 4077 and Hawkeye is sitting there like "of all fucking people." they worked in the same city, so on that basis its not too much of a stretch to say they worked in the same hospital, but I dont think Hawkeye could've held onto the bit of not knowing Charles the entire time they knew each other. thats said, its still very funny to think about

[asterthought]

In honor of Heartstopper S2, have this pjo au that I made on May of last year 💖

Bonus:

Full Charlie pic because I really liked how his jeans turned out.