#my new fav

[scullys-scalpel]

I thought I saw everything there was to show on TV then What We Do in the Shadows was like yeah we are gonna put the Baron's alive body (just a torso, head, and a arm) on a fucking golden retriever and then in a Barbie jeep. He was living his best life honestly.

[wernevergrowingup]

More pictures of Spelly bc I love him

[megatronsimp]

I KNOW WHY SHE LOOKS FAMILIAR NOW OMG

[dykearthurmorgan]

SHE'S GRILLING ‼️‼️‼️

[chariom-inactive]

JUST FOUND OUT HAL JORDAN IS A MIDDLE CHILD!!! BESTIE SAME!!!

[floofyangelkitty]

[gulabiprincess]

Im a dunkin girl but this paradise drink from Starbucks is doin it for me

[emzalot]

Y'all gotta try Lays new BLT sandwich flavored chips it's so good 😭

[kassylin]

I hope he's even roundier now. Eat well, Jungkookie 🥹

[ghostofadragon]

BANNED for posting hole on main

[okwonyo]

(ˆ ̳ , ̫ , ̳ˆ)"੭

[trisarahtops-sketches]

Somewhere in an alternate alternate universe...

[cryptocism]

a dænce of roëmænce

depictions of the ace experience never seem to include the nightmare-borne skeleton creature from hell so kudos to the dimension 20 team for their commitment to accurate rep

[movedtodykedvonte]

*Spidey and the Sinister Six having their usual fight*

Doc Ock, landing a hit: You’re getting slow Spider-Man! Age finally catching up to you?

Spider-Man: You wish! I haven’t even hit my 30s! From those costumes I can already tell I failed to save you guys from those midlife crises! Sorry by the way.

Vulture: Watch it wallcr- wait… Did you just say your not in your thirties yet?

Spider-Man: Surprised that this spiders so young and spry? Well-

Electro: Dude I’ve been fighting you for at least 5 fucking years! How old even are you?

Shocker, joking cause he’s the only one who picked up no grown adult acts likes Spidey: Don’t swear in-front of the boy you don’t want him to pick it up.

Rhino: Christ! You’re tellin me I almost crushed some 12-year-olds skull all those years ago?

Spider-Man, regretting his quipping: I was not that young! Like just starting freshman year but-

Sandman, horrified as he’s the only one with a kid and dad instincts(as of my iteration): I could’ve killed a kid…

Shocker, genuinely curious: Are you even old enough to drink? Cruel to kill a man who ain’t had his first drink yet.

Electro: Please tell us you’re at least over 25 as of this fight. Hell, I’ll take over 21!

Spider-Man:….

Sandman, realizing just how young he really is: Oh my god.

Spider-Man: My birthday’s coming up soon so I guess it counts?

Doc Ock, exacerbated: It. Does. Not!

Vulture: What would your mother think if she knew her son was out here risking his life telling poorly constructed jokes?

Spider-Man, offended cause it quips slap: 1. My jokes are great 2. She and my dad are dead so-

Sandman, hysterical cause holy shit he almost killed a kid orphan: OH MY GOD!