#my pisst

[thatgoldentrickle]

I love the image of someone squatting while they have an accident. They're trying to be as discreet as they can as they wet, even though their brain is too high on the shame and relief to be smart about it. They try to hide the growing puddle with their body, even though anyone who looks at them can see what's happening

[transmechanicus]

Me, having dinner: Wow this sure is a delicious meal ^-^ !!

My lip ring, stealthily unscrewing one of its caps: May i perhaps suggest an extra ingredient…?

[reikunrei]

hey do u think it would be funny if dustin’s “do you need to be told everything?” line was a (not very) subtle jab at the parts of the audience who refuse to acknowledge the referential and visual and otherwise non-specific details of the show that paint its more complex picture in favor of only focusing on what’s explicitly stated in the script? bc i think that would be funny

[hornedgod]

the way Jayce goes from they’re DANGEROUS in episode 7 to I am listening and learning. they’re calling themselves Zaun. in episode 9 is so funny. like I know he’s trying so hard but bbygirl you really will turn your convictions toward whatever someone who is close to you says is the way to go.

I want the missing scene where he shows Silco’s list of demands to Viktor and Viktor takes a deep breath and is like. ok. here’s what you’re fucking doing.

[hi-speedroids]

I am so close to just dropping out of school

I been geting calls abot problems whit evry subject and that I faild them even tho I dident

The issuse is nothing to grade me in even tho I have deliverd in and talkt to the theatchers abot it and they told me I past. I am retaking the subjects i was told i "faild" agen and then just moving up whit evrything ells but now thats an issuse to seens agen im being told i faild more subjects

And now its my responsebilety to fix all this stoff even tho its not my falt i faild for no grading even tho I have grading in all thos subjects and was tild by the and of last year evrything was fine

[bedforddanes75]

my issue with terminology discourse isnt that i think everyone's stupid and sensitive it's that literally nobody explains the meanings of things and then get pissy when people dont know what things mean

[lizard-rustler]

so yeah, about your boyfriend, um.. he might be your brother. you showed him your dad right? yeah turns out he has the same photo and he knows his name. apparently your dad brought him to his step parents when he was a small boy? sorry bout that. hope you two work it out

[tscfsr25w]

i oughts rename my thoughts to lam thoughts and my art to lam art probably idk this tumble tag shit is annoying kinda

[arrogantmrcnry]

halloweener

[transmechanicus]

The axes of Realism and Difficulty/Intensity in cooperative task games and the four corners are Lethal Company, Deep Rock Galactic, Among Us ඞ , and G.T.F.O

[clown-demon]

((My store on the web says it doesn't open until 9am but I recall going in at 8am before. Idk if the hours changed or not. So I'll be here for another hour.

[jadipose]

You want to use your credit card... The one you only use for emergencies...

Porrim would never, this is NOT an emergency. But she nods her empty head and braces herself against the couch to stand up again, feeling heavy and gurgly and round. She plucks the secret card out of her purse and sits back down, punching in the payment information carefully.

PAYMENT ACCEPTED. ORDER BEING MADE (ETA 35-45 MINS).

Yayy~ I did it, mistress! There's pizza and wings and breadsticks co+ming to+ me!

[hirik0]

Jealosy part 3

part 1 | part 2

09Soap/Ghost

It's been 3 weeks since he and Roach are back from there stack out and Ghost is losing his fucking mind. Something in his brain had to be broken. Captain fucking MacTavish is haunting every corner of his mind. He is so desperate that he's now asking Price if there is a solo mission for him in the planning. "I'm sorry Simon, but they are still try to get analyse what littel intel you and Roach brought back." "There are surely other mission I could help out, Sir." "Is everything okey? You usually bitch about fixing other idiots mistakes if they send you to a solo mission." "I guess wasting so much time at the border for nearly nothing got me more frustrated then fixing other idiots mistakes." Ghost lies knowing that Price likely sees right throw him. "So this has nothing to do with you hiding from Soap?" No mask could cover up how Ghost is visible tensing up to the question. "No, Sir." "Simon. If this is going on I will start asking even worse questions, can't whatever is going on between you and Soap interfere with the missions." "There is nothing going on" Ghost answers remembering the times when he was in the principles office back when he was 12 after beating up a boy that bullied Tommy. The and that's the problem he keeps for himself. "I can put you on recruit shootung training with Archer if that helps." It will not help but it's better then him having to hide at the most forgotten spots on base to not see Soap. "Yes, Sir." If Archer gets to much in his face he can break his nose. Price is watching him before he holds out a folder and tells him to bring it to Soap. Ghost is cursing internally he haven't entered Soaps office since that day in the bar. "Of course." He answers before leaving. Maybe he's lucky and Soap is not in his office and he can just drop it on the desk and leave. But of course he's not lucky. Soap is sitting at his desk looking like the paper work has insulted his mother. "Ah Ghost" Soap is greating him looking less pissted. "Price wants you to have this." Ghost answers clipped giving Soap the folder. "So where your hiding all the time Lieutenant?" Ghost is bitting the inside of his cheek to not grown at the question. "Well just making sure people rember why they call me Ghost, Captain. Also can't tell you all my good hiding spots would make them less effective." "How so?" Soap ask while raising one of his eyebrows in amusement. Ghost feels himself blush under the intense stare of Soap and a train of panic fucks is echoing in his head. "Imagin the base gets compromised and I have to use them to hide form the enemies. Can't have them know if they torture the information out of you, can we?" Ghost answers smooth even if his brain is slowly fixating on the fucking desk. Maybe he can break in here in the middle of the night and set in on fire.

"Imagin the base get compromised and I have to use them to hide from the enemies. Can't have them know if they torture the information out of you, can we?" Ghost answer is setting Soaps brain on fire. What's that even suppose to mean. "What if I need to know to hide myself?" He hears Ghost bearly audible laughter. "You would not fit in them Captain " Ghost says clearly amused. Brat the thought pops up out of nowhere and what the fuck are you thinking Soap. "Is that so?" "Yes Sir." Ghost answers in a smug voice. "I think I would fit perfectly in your littel hiding spots." Soap sees the hint of a smile under the mask. "You're not flexible enough to fit in." Soap is cursing about Ghost wearing his stupid sunglasses right now, he's good at reading Ghost mods but this is total new territory and seeing at least a littel bit of his face would help a great deal. Because what the fuck is Ghost meaning with that. "I'm very flexible. I can show you if you want." Soap conters. God what the fuck it that even supposed to mean. Ghost seams to think the same because his mouth is clearly open but no noise is leaving it. "I.. I have to go. I'm helping Archer with the recruits. See you around." If Soap wasn't himself so stunned about what the fuck he just sayed he would make a comment about Ghost fleeing his office. "God, what the fuck MacTavish" He says to himself while is face is blushing in a light pink.

Soap looks through the folder Ghost gave him. The report says a a hole lot of nothing. Frustrated he put it down, he hoped it would help him not trying to analyse his interaction with Ghost. He's putting his face in his hands growning frustrated. He is sure that Ghost is hiding from him, this was there first interaction in 3 weeks and he's pretty sure he blow it. I'm very flexible. I can show you if you want. "God what that's even suppose to mean?" He ask himself. He's probably lucky that Ghsot did not punsh him for what he said. Out of the two of them Ghost is properly the one that is more flexible. No, no, no, no Soap trys to stop himself from think harder about how flexible Ghost maybe and if that would be handy in the bedroom. He puts his face on the desk, great really great MacTavish, having inappropriate thoughts about your subordinate. Ghost probably could hold some of the positions former partners of his struggled with, maybe even be able to do some of the postions he wants to try. God, just go back to your paperwork, Soap pleads with himself.

Ghost is on the way to the shooting range Soaps last sentence still echoing in his mind. Was it a offer? God damm it. His face is burning, so hot he thinks about lifting his mask for some time. He's so in thought that he runs in Price. "Ah Ghost good to see you, I just got a mission for you." "I thought I'm grounded till you analysed the shit intel?" "Just follow me." The move yo the base kennels and Ghost is not so sure why he is here. "Well I gues it's a solo mission if your the only human we are sending." Price says while opening the door to. "I need a dog for the mission?" Price just nods while a sergeant isleading them to a sertain kennel. "Lieutenant Riley meet Riley the dog", Price sounds very amused about this littel detail. Riley is a maybe 2 year old German shepard looking at the three humans from his dog bed. "What exactly is this mission Price?" "Equador looking for a hidden drug lab and well Riley here will be a great help to find it." Ghost just nods while the sergeants is opening the door. Riley slowly walks up to his new human handler smelling him with curiosity tail wagging. While Ghost is petting the dog all he can think about how perfect this is because Soap don't like dogs and now he don't have to hide anymore just saying he makes Riley fit for the mission.

[tomorrowillbeyou]

call my girl piston the way i pisst on her

[zepskies]

GIRL TUMBLR IS MY ENEMY NOW

I was like… it’s Friday.. I should be getting something so I scrolled through to see if you’d made an announcement about smoke eater and I was like “pArT 14?!?! What about 13?!?” And I kept scrolling back and I can see where you reblogged it and tagged me but it doesn’t show in my notifs anymore. I’m PISST

OMGG this hellsite has it in for us, I stg. 😭😭

But no worries, hun! Part 13 of Smoke Eater is out of course, and Part 14 just got posted today! I hope you enjoy whenever you get to them. Would love to know your thoughts! 💕💕