#my scope is narrow

[mangoshorthand]

Five Hargreeves oneshot masterlist

Fic requests are closed When requests are open, I would love to hear your Five requests via the 'ask me anything' button on my blog. Still working out my boundaries and trends in what does and doesn't appeal to me. See end of post for these.

Not Smut (G-M rated)

Tickle War | Five Hargreeves / GN Reader (Fluff)- Words: 1.5k

Dickhead Sugar Daddy | Five Hargreeves / GN Reader (Angst/Fluff)- Words 2.8k

Two Old Men | Five Hargreeves / GN Reader (Fluff)- Words 3.3k

No Blinking! | Five Hargreeves & 3 y/o daughter (Fluff) Words: 3k

Twelve Feet Away From the Mistletoe Part 1, Part 2 | Five Hargreeves / F Reader (Fluff, angst) Total words: 5.8k

Senseless | Five Hargreeves/ GN Reader 1.3k words, Rated T/M (Angst + steamy)

Smut (E rated/18+)

NSFW Alphabet | Five Hargreeves/ F Reader - Words: 2.4k

Two Items of Business | Five Hargreeves/ F Reader/ FReader- Words: 2.1k (kind of a crackfic. Not my best.)

Goddamn Darling | Five Hargreeves/ F Reader- Words: 2.1k

If Tonight Were our Last | Five Hargreeves/ F Reader- Words: 2.4k (mild smut, probably between M+E ratings)

Boy Wonder | Five Hargreeves/ F Reader- Words: 2.7k

Lucky Fucking Pillow | Five Hargreeves/ F Reader- Words: 3k

In Your Hands | Five Hargreeves / GN Reader - Words: 3.1k

The Birthday Boy | Five Hargreeves/ F Reader- Words: 3.8k

Your Desperate Man | Five Hargreeves/ GN Reader- Words 2.8k

Venus and Cupid | Five Hargreeves/ F Reader- Words 4k (inc. fluff, romance, hurt/comfort)

The Birthday Girl | Five Hargreeves/ F Reader- Words 2.8k

The Pandas and the Conservationist | Five Hargreeves/ F Reader - Words 5k.

My Kind of Deli | Five Hargreeves/ F Reader - Words 8k.

My Main Series (E rated/18+)

Hard Feelings | Five Hargreeves/ f Reader

A 6 part series posted weekly on Tumblr. We're talking PWP, Daddy!Five, mysteries to solve and a healthy dose of trauma. It can get heavy at times but there are plenty of laughs too

Headcanons (SFW + NSFW)

Five Headcanon masterlist

Request info - Status: closed

I'm fairly versatile in what I write (fluff, smut, angst, psychological character study- I'll try it all) but I will consider them on a case by case basis so please don't be offended if I don't respond- sometimes ideas don't work for me or are outside my scope but that doesn't mean it's a bad idea!

Boundaries (hard lines):

I exclusively write physically aged-up content for Five. Think 6+ years after the end of season 3.

I don't want to write about Five having sex with very young or inexperienced people. He's 58 and it feels messy. (No issue with age gap in general, I just feel like the younger partner should be old and experienced enough to consent to a 58y/o understanding the implications.

Ageplay - anything with 'littles'.

Trends (what I've noticed about myself so far):

Prompts that need Five to be very OOC tend not to appeal to me.

I am likely to reject prompts intended to be sexy where the boundaries of consent are too blurry. Yandere is an example of what I tend to not enjoy. (I will still consider prompts but may change them up a bit).

I can struggle if something is out of the scope of my experience. It's like, your prompt may appeal to me but, I don't know how to fulfil it. To give one example for smut, I may need more info in terms of what exactly you find hot about a kink you have but I don't.

[rosewoodroad]

Shout out to all the commanders who accidentally dunked Navan on that one mission

[doveywovy]

06 not realizing they’re injured

unhealthy coping mechanisms/healed wrong/"it's not my blood"

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After the last of his little brothers dies, Tobirama learns to always sense Hashirama's chakra. It's a drain on his own resources, if a trickle of one- but he starts when he's nine years old, and a trickle is a dangerous amount.

He does it anyways, and his abilities adjust around it. The relief of always knowing where Hashirama is has a massive impact on his ability to actually sleep at night. When he's twelve, he pushes himself so he can track Toka's chakra as well. Learning to divide his attention- between his brother, his cousin, and whatever task is at hand- is not easy. He gets migraines, makes mistakes. In the end he manages, and from there it's only natural to expand.

He can't manage all the Senju, but he can keep an eye out for the children. For the one civilian who reminds him of his mother, for his brother and his cousin.

And eventually, for Izuna.

That's from a different kind of paranoia. If he knows where Izuna is, it halves the threat he presents. He might not be able to keep an eye on all the Senju, but at least he knows where one of the greatest threats against them always is. He keeps a closer watch on Izuna's chakra than he does anyone but Hashirama's.

(It's easy to follow. It's distinct from the Senju, burning hot and crackling with energy, less like a fire and more like a lightning bolt. If he turns his full attention to it, which he rarely if ever does, it sends a shivering zap through his own system like static shock leaping between fingertips.)

Perhaps it was a mistake. Lumping Izuna in with his loved ones. Or perhaps the mistake was relying on the sensation of the man's chakra in the winter months, a warm fire banked compared to his own frigid nature. Perhaps allowing himself to cling to anyone's chakra at all, even Hashirama's, was the real mistake.

Regardless- he snaps into action when he wakes up to the sensation of someone's chakra sputtering out, using the Hiraishin to travel the distance- three jumps more than he's ever done before, a strain on his body that distracts him as much as the frantic feeling of chakra flaring and struggling as it's tamped back down that drives him on.

He saves Izuna. It's only after he's done it that he realizes his mistake, and by then it's too late.

[communistkenobi]

does anyone have listening recommendations for like contemporary coverage of the far-right in north america. kind of like Knowledge Fight/Qanon Anonymous but less online-irony-jokey style and more informative. Or at least more theoretically grounded

[melodyofthevoid]

[certifiedwerewolf]

Honestly if your argument against Christianity is "look at this silly thing they believe" you've already lost me. Every religion believes in silly things, it comes free with your believing in something beyond humanity, and if your criticism of Christianity is "they believe silly things" then you're not criticizing something harmful, you're just looking for an acceptable target, and I don't trust you to be normal about anyone else's religion either.

[lyonface]

My boyfriend and I were chatting about BG3 last night and we agreed on the least realistic interpersonal aspect in the game so far: your companions are WAY too functional specifically when it comes to respecting the romantic boundaries of others and are WAY too nice if Tav chooses someone over them. I was in between Shadowheart and Astarion, and ended up doing certain quests in one order and, realizing I didn't like that order for side-quest reasons, loaded an old save to reverse them. In the first order, the dialogue to solidify Shadowheart's romance came up first, in the second Astarion's came up first. If you agree to the romance and talk to the other in both instances, they are supportive of you (to varying extents) and, if you ask why you can't court both of them, they site the emotional experience/tolerance of the other as why Tav shouldn't do it and why they're not interested in getting involved regardless of they're own feelings.

Larean Studios really said no romantically messy queers /j

[iwritenarrativesandstuff]

So, Canada has decided to stop sending arms to Israel after an NDP motion. The Liberals made major amendments to it so as to firmly condemn Hamas as well. It's kind of a mixed bag. Honestly, it's naive of me but I didn't expect there would still be so much outrage, even if the motion did call for an acknowledgement of Palestine as a state. All the Conservatives voted against it - to be fair, some of them wanted to wait for the motion to be passed because the amendments were super last minute and the Bloc Quebecois were annoyed that because of this there wasn't a French translation.

I guess it's a step in the right direction. I think it's still weak but you can read more on it here.

Source 1, Source 2, Source 3

[candyfloss-esophagus]

hi, I don’t know if you take requests or not and if you don’t then I’m super sorry! but if you do, I’ve noticed that in your symbiote fics you sometimes write about hobie hiding under his bed or wanting to hide under his bed, and it’d be really cute if that could become a fic in itself. like hobie hiding and then peter finds him kinda vibe, ykwim? You don’t have to if you don’t want to ofc🫶🏾

Hi nonnie!!! I don't have one about Hobie hiding under the bed but I do have one about Peter, so I hope this satiates you for the time being <3

[absolutely-not-my-main-blog]

Kinda vaguely regret not watching the Emmy's because the whole Sunny cast looked sooo good and my eyeballs would've been glued to the screen just for them before glazing over for the rest of the presentations, but I couldn't break my never watching tv award shows streak... also, I forgor

[psalacanthea]

my fic is a mess. every time I get an idea for a scene or bit of dialogue I just put it down so I don't lose it. I just kind of scroll down through the mess of snippets and themes and character development bits and half-finished scenes and put it vaguely where it goes in the timeline.

I need to organize it SO bad so I don't miss anything but maaaaaan

[theajaheira]

the intense unending stimulus of being a person with the freedom to make decisions take care of myself and cuddle into bed at the end of the day has become so overwhelming lately but in a positive way? i am sure i have said this before on here, but the world is so big?? how is anyone acting normal about that. how does anyone ever decide what to do when there are so many things.

[marymycete]

forgive me if I've been exceptionally slow at doing anything for the past week, my anxiety has been out of control since my seasonal job ended and I'm trying to bring it under control without falling into treating this blog like a job

[orlaite]

dude it's already February 4th and I haven't started nada on my Bachelor's. I haven't even been assigned a thesis advisor much less been able to get feedback on my problematization and the go-ahead to pursure my object of interest I'm starting to get a lil worried lol

[vulpixelates]

oiaejfoijfeIJFAEOIF why is sting now glowing at the end of an unexpected journey when azog finds him 😩 ik there are a lot of visual effects to keep track of in this scene but it seems like such a glaring error when the whole point of it is that it glows to alert of orcs and goblins

[quatregats]

I hate writing essays that are out of my wheelhouse so much, like I have read enough of the literature to know that I will not be able to propose question in a way I feel is honest, but also I don't have time to read enough of the literature to actually form a good question