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gay-otlc · 2 years ago

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love loses i straightened my hair and now i look more like a girl </3

Chop it all off

#my solution to everything #also ambrosius's solution to everything #<- SORRY i'm thinking about him rn

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auriidae · 8 months ago

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couple a shinyduo doodles from The Great Terra Art Style Crisis of 2024. designs from my au :)

#hermitcraft #trafficblr #shiny duo #pearlescentmoon #geminitay #SIIIIIIGHS i haven't been posting art lately because. me and art have been OPPING BIG TIME #cause i'm at a place where i Know I Can Get Better and bc of that i need to sit down and just. study everything for a while. but i DON'T-#-HAVE THE IRL TIME FOR THAT so everything i've made has looked BADDDD because my artistic eye has outpaced my experience. whoopsies!#<yes this has happened multiple times in my life before. again i know the solution i just need the TIME #this story is still sooo important to me tho. i've been calling it the shapeshifter au in my head (cause thats the name of the album-#-that the song it's based on is from :)#shapeshifter shinyduo au #aurie's art

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rocketbirdie · 7 months ago

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Cloud Strife

1 in 3 chance for each played 7 to create a Planet card when scored.

#........clown strife.................#if rebirth+queen's blood proves anything it's that cloud would absolutely get hopelessly addicted to balatro.#ffvii #cloud strife #balatro #my art <3 #my music <3 #ok so. obligatory commentary on the music.#this song isn't in A440! well at least the official version uploaded by louisf certainly isn't #not 100% sure exactly what it is but i approximated it to A446-ish? 446.5? kinda? it's funkyyy #(translated for non music nerds: all of the instruments are tuned sliiiiightly higher pitch than standard tuning)#gives it a ~weird~ vibe. even if just on a subconscious level #i learned a lot about pitch effects from this project actually! including how to cut/copy/paste pitch controls between patterns in FL #which WAS PURE HELL. two hours of my life GONE. because fl studio's piano roll can do everything EXCEPT copy pitch controls. 🤡🔫#so i had to dig through literally DECADES worth of obscure forums just to find a dozen obsolete workarounds and ONE actual solution.#well. at least i know how to do it now lol #boy oh boy... the price of knowledge is steep........#anyway. enjoy the cool jams 😎

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arottenlust · 2 months ago

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if a yandere ever caught me id kill myself immediately ur not abt to drag me thru hell

#or like if escaping was possible but I was already heavily traumatized #Bitch im killing myself immediately the fuck??#like that’s my solution to everything #apocalypses too #yan Gojo for example.. the second he looks at me too long I’m slicing my head off #now nanami that would lull me into a false sense of safety #I give him 2-3 months b4 I leap #suguru…oh like 3 days #yuuji has me for maybe a year #choso and inumaki too #Sukuna surprisingly is a month #shoko has like 3 weeks #yuuta.. idek #jujutsu kaisen #jjk #jjk x reader #gojo satoru #gojo x reader #jujutsu kaisen x reader #shoko x reader #nanami kento x reader #choso x reader #izuku x reader #katsuki bakugo x reader #yandere izuku midoriya #cw yandere #izuku has me for like a week #bakugou has me for 3 days bc I watched him pummel my best friend to death and immediately jumped #lujuria.speaks #toji x reader

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hanafubukki · 7 months ago

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Imagine getting angry at Fellow for his comments? At first you could handle it: you’re used to the insults, the breaking of facades, threats to your life, but what really ticked you off? When he told you that you would never understand being poor and living off the graces of others. Now that? Had you ticked off.

But what can you do? You and the other three were slowly becoming puppets and even if you did get free of this spell, you wouldn’t be able to take Fellow or his puppets down.

Then adding on the fact of breaking the spell…Professor Crewel did say that True Love Kiss is a tried and true method…and your boyfriend is right there.

It can’t hurt, now can it?

You use what mobility you have left to lean in, Lilia curious about your actions.

You hear Fellow make snide comments about love birds and to enjoy it while you two still can only to let out a raspy exclamation when the spell suddenly disintegrates from both of you.

Lilia broke out in laughter, “Now why didn’t I think of that?”

“Because I’m wiser and I actually listen to my professors,” you point at the fox behind you, “Now honey, make that one regret his words please.”

With a kiss to your cheek and a wink, Lilia faces Fellow Honest, “Gladly, Dearest.”

You ended up giving Lilia multiple kisses whenever the spells struck him and Fellow Honest learned first hand why Lilia was a feared Phantom General in his youth.

#my easy solution to everything True love kiss it’s one of my favorite plot devices thank you #yes I know the event is over but listen the muses decide when they want to inspire 😂😂 and I thought this was too funny to wait a year for #besides I’m not the only one that wasn’t happy with his comments to Yuu right??#lilia vanrouge #lilia vanrouge x reader #twst lilia vanrouge #twst lilia vanrouge x reader #twst playful land

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vodid · 11 months ago

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zero's pressure

#running out of gas. running out of money. out of time. out of energy. i'm running out of everything #and ofc my solution is to. avoid it. ignore it. do nothing productive.#zero's pressure turns into zero pressure #i'm trying to be kind to myself. i really have been trying. but it's hard when youre still headed to 0 on everything with no solution #because of yourself #i cant get a job. my art doesnt bring enough. i cant keep producing new products on the regular. i cant finish major comms on time #what CAN i do?#vent #just some adhd things #and maybe anxiety. and bad stress management #sorry for being so raw on main. its therapeutic even if it doesnt really lead to anything. it does force me to confront my feelings ig #i tend to get a burst of motivation after hitting a low like this but its a constant cycle that in the longterm really doesnt improve.#ill probably get some products done and do some quick comms. just one of those alone can cover gas for me #anyway some positivity to toot my own horn: i love the palette of this piece. went harder than i thought

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poorly-drawn-mdzs · 1 year ago

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[RHETORIC - Legendary 14]: Convince Kim you are in a timeloop.

(ISAT side of the swap)

#disco elysium #harry du bois #kim kitsuragi #ISAT #in stars and time #If you put HDB in a timeloop I truly think he would spend the his time trying to convince Kim he was in one.#The extra funny bit here is how counter it is to the *main plot of ISAT (*I HAVENT FINSHED. JUST STARTED ACT 4)#In which Siffrin is so strongly against letting anyone know they are trapped in a timeloop.#HDB would be doing everything in his power to try and get people to believe him.#and just like with the amnesia talk - Kim would pull the 'Detective we have a case to solve. Can we get back to work?' card.#How long would HDB last in a timeloop? If we make this loop the week that the case is...maybe a dozen loops?#He has the mystical detective angle on his side so I think he would stumble into the solution eventually.#Now. Odile could figure out someone is in a timeloop. I think It would take a *lot* for Kim to believe.#Anyways. [clicks on my powerpoint presentation that reads “Why Madame Odile could solve the deathnote case”]

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zorlok-if · 3 months ago

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Backspace key broke on my laptop so I'm not allowed to make mistakes anymore :\

#the only way to make it work is by slamming both pointer fingers down on it at the same time #which makes me feel like a cartoon mouse jumping on an old fashioned typewriter trying to write a letter #and then 1/5 times it gets stuck and starts erasing everything so I have to panickedly try to unstick it #and my brain won't stop hitting it because of habit and my delete key is in a weird spot #so yeah #no more mistakes for me #that seems like the most elegant solution #(genuinely this is fine and will be fine)#albie's corner

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grrlboy-w1zard · 2 days ago

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Coursework TMA thingy ! ! !

#cw worms #cw trypophobia #tma #the magnus archives #martin blackwood #Jonathan sims #jane prentiss #there are things I would change about this but I am so sick of working on it #why does everything coursework-adjacent drain me soooo #I am unable to do anything I don’t want to dooo #even if it’s something I’d otherwise enjoy #how do I work with the natural flows of my brain to complete mandatory assignments so I don’t burn out #???.#how many years will it take me to find a solution???#how many soulless pieces of art will I complete in the meantime???#why is formal education so stifling for my work flow?.???

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youve-always-had-me-cas · 18 days ago

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On a semi related note the more I am subjected to Microsoft products the more I become convinced that the reason so many people these days believe themselves to be “bad with computers” is that the programs they are forced to use in their professional life are utterly incomprehensible to ANY rational human being and they are (rightfully enough) extrapolating out that this is just how computers are. They aren't!!! In their quest to remove all the “scary” details from their poor fragile end users Microsoft have created an ecosystem that behaves completely erratically and unpredictably and is by definition unknowable. Things just happen. Then they stop happening. Nothing ever announces why or how. Just a thousand vague and useless popups that may or may not be there tomorrow. I PROMISE computers are actually extremely simple and logical beasts.

#brain.txt #the biggest barrier to widespread linux adoption is the fear of learning something new and i get it i really do #when youre at zero knowledge and dont even know where to begin its completely overwhelming and so much easier to stick with what you know #but the problem is no one ever really knows windows #youre sharing your room with a wild animal #you believe you know its mannerisms well enough to know when it is hungry and what it likes and dislikes but one day it might lash out #and there will be no way of ever knowing why #with open source software the only barrier to knowledge is how far you want your own curiosity to carry you at present #and yeah! ill readily admit!! theres plenty of components of my system i dont know too much about right now #but i feel inherently less lost and helpless knowing that the information is out there and i am actually capable of reading it #instead of someone actively obfuscating all possible attempts at understanding and also constantly changing everything from under me #(i have never owned a mac in my life so idk whats going on over there but my general impression seems to be that mac at least gets the whole #walled garden thing right in the sense that it is a cohesive and functional experience despite being extremely locked in. which i have more #respect for as a solution i am not interested in but i can see the appeal of rather than the FUCKING DISASTER microsoft has unleashed)

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star-lores-archive · 4 months ago

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“Sith army” no. 1000 frag grenades

#my solution to everything. btw #kotorposting #kotor #jules plays kotor

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wilting-fl0wer · 3 months ago

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The only correct form of caltam, as far as i am concerned

#tw: opinions #at times whenever the topic of caltam comes up i am left wondering if i played the same game as others #i don't think enough ppl dig in to Cal's and Tammy's characters to realize just how horribly uncompatible they are as a couple #“they're perfect for each other”#bitch where #if their relationship wouldn't be so unwritten they would be having screaming matches from 15 onwards #Tammy is married to a fairytale view of love and princesses and princes and if you looked for atleast a minute at Cal's character you'd #realize he's NOT that type of person #they bud heads on a lot of significant things that play a major role to their characters such as Tammy's protectiveness over the creche kid #and her future family and desire to be protected and stood up for and Cal unyileding view of radical pacifism and hypocritism #i am not trying to be funny when i say i could seriously write a whole ass 10+ page essay on why they're not good for each other #ppl don't realize they look at each other through rose-colored glasses and that they like the IDEA of each other not the actual them #bc of how they grew up and used to see each other. But theyre just another example of how the adults failed their generation #Tammy deserves better than Cal and i am saying this as Cal's number 1 fan please free my girl from the shackles of hypocritical men #she should go make out with Nemmie instead that would do her some good since Nem actually protects her loved ones #i think if i WERE to like caltam is if they were radioactive toxic to one another #anyways i think the solution to caltam is a horrible teen divorce bonus points if cal has an ego death then they stick to being besties #y'all have no idea how good it feels to rant abt these two LMAO #i've been saying this and i'll continue to be saying this Cal and Tammy are better as friends no you cannot change my mind #theres so much more wrong with them but if id list everything we'd be here till next week #i was a teenage exocolonist #iwatex #exocolonist #meme #my meme #been dealing with a nasty sinus infection and a cold that just won't go away for the past 2 weeks but art is still gretting worked on #prolly posting some art in a few hours

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danandfuckingjonlmao · 1 year ago

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i think of this tweet every fucking time i watch this scene

[Video Description: A clip of two characters from the show “Dead Boy Detectives”, Charles and Edwin, walking through a forest and talking. After the clip is a screenshot of a tweet from “Might Guy” (@YOUTHBEAST) that says “why do so many guys want a girl that's "like one of the boys"??? just date one of ur boys u cowards.” //End VD.]

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- But Crystal is difficult. Wilful. Combative.

- (chuckles) Well, that sounds a lot like you, doesn’t it? Wait, maybe that’s why I like her so much! See? We’re figuring this out!

-[automated voice reading tweet] Why do so many guys want a girl that's ‘like one of the boys’? Just date one of your boys, you cowards.

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tovaicas · 4 months ago

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↳ ꜰꜰxɪᴠ — ꜱᴏʟᴜᴛɪᴏɴ ɴɪɴᴇ

ᴀ ʀᴇꜱɪᴅᴇɴᴛɪᴀʟ ᴅɪꜱᴛʀɪᴄᴛ ᴏꜰ ᴀʟᴇxᴀɴᴅʀɪᴀ ᴏɴ ᴛʜᴇ ɴɪɴᴛʜ ʟᴇᴠᴇʟ ᴏꜰ ᴇᴠᴇʀᴋᴇᴇᴘ, ᴡʜɪᴄʜ ᴡᴀꜱ ᴛʀᴀɴꜱᴘᴏʀᴛᴇᴅ ᴛᴏ ᴛʜᴇ ꜱᴏᴜʀᴄᴇ ꜰʀᴏᴍ ᴛʜᴇ ɴɪɴᴛʜ. ᴅᴜᴇ ᴛᴏ ᴅɪꜰꜰᴇʀᴇɴᴄᴇꜱ ɪɴ ᴛᴇᴍᴘᴏʀᴀʟ ꜰʟᴏᴡ, ɪᴛ ʜᴀꜱ ʙᴇᴇɴ ᴇxɪꜱᴛɪɴɢ ᴏɴ ᴛʜᴇ ꜱᴏᴜʀᴄᴇ ꜰᴏʀ ᴛʜɪʀᴛʏ ʏᴇᴀʀꜱ.

#FFXIV #FF14 #Final Fantasy XIV #Final Fantasy 14 #ffxivedit #Solution Nine #Solution 9 #Dawntrail #FFXIV Dawntrail #Dawntrail spoilers #7.0 spoilers #ok is that everything.#waow......night city??? in MY final fantasy??#I finished DT and I liked a lot of the zones visually #the colours here are <3 #long post

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mod2amaryllis · 6 months ago

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hubble's tank gets suuuper bad hair algae but i did tanks today so he looks nice 💙

#i think I've found a somewhat annoying solution to combat the insane hair algae that wants to take over all my tanks...#add guppy grass to everything lol #it's like the 'let them fight' of aquariums #my 40g is the only tank without hair algae which i think is a combo of size; guppy grass; and 7 big amanos #m2a #fish tag #my pets #betta #fishblr

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soft--dogs · 5 months ago

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awrrrgggrrooo just messaged my doctor, tryin to get my testosterone debacle sorted out... >_>

#hoping for the easy solution of: my doctor fixes it #they might just need a doctor's note #saying 'yeah this dude's trans'#'just saw him he has a moustache and paws and a tail and everything'

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