#negativepostgenerator

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Memes are not a substitute for a good personality

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Update

Aight, y’all, I’m sure you’ve noticed, but I’m not keeping up with putting out Splurge writing as of late.

I have things to do queued up in my to-write list, but this has been a busy week and I just kinda haven’t wanted to.

However, I feel bad not putting any content out.

Here’s the dealio, though. 

I also run negativepostgenerator, whose queue I left empty for a long, long while. 

So, instead of putting out smut, I’m gonna be putting out shitposts designed to mimic angry kids on the internet. 

Thank you.

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Lephantis says it’s my destiny thrawn canonly having black hair infuriates me.

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Post Generator Theme Melodies

https://youtu.be/Ikjwgk1ZhaU

Now tagging every post generator present in this video (not in order)

@furrypost-generator @avianpost-generator @angelpost-generator @vorepost-generator @beepost-generator @scaliepost-generator @whirrypost-generator @vehiclepost-generator @vorepost-generator @cockvorepost-generator @fetishpost-generator @toesuckingpost-generator @homestuck-post-generator @tboipost-generator @sanspost-generator @negativepostgenerator @postgenpost-generator @generator-post-generator @postgenpostgen-postgenerator @harpypost-generator @transpost-generator @koboldpost-generator @slimepost-generator @furbypost-generator @cryptidpost-generator @arthropodpost-generator @amphibian-postgenerator @fishpost-generator

If any of you would like to hear extended versions of any of the songs just warn me and I’ll make one just for you.

this applies for any of my followers if I’m feeling generous enough.

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NEGATIVEPOST-GEN IS OVORE YOUR SHIT!!

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*Jamiroquai voice*

Out of

Pringles

Need to buy some groceries

Always

Seem to

Be out of fucking chips again

Cuz someone

Won't name

Ate all of my snacks I bought

Oh now I hear the sound

Of my chips getting cronched down

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Yeah, I LGBT

Lettuce

Garlic

Bacon

Tomato

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If God exists, and is good, why do geese exist?

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Saw a traveling zoo today.

I couldn't find the dipshit exhibit for a while, so I looked it up and apparently their taxonomy changed. Then I found em pretty easily.

The dipshits are labeled "Turning Point USA" now.

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JK Rowling “is” progressive in the same way oil drilling “is” good for fish

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I can’t believe Americans hated every other sport so much we made our own, gave it the name of an already existing sport, made it make no sense and be dominated by toxic masculine idealism, and still have it be boring

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Shoutout to Golden Sun for being an incomplete, console-neglected final fantasy clone made by the Mario Sports company that still manages to be one of the best JRPGs I've played

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Edward Scissorhands vs. Dick Fingers

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This blog is now Haunted

Tremble

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I’m really glad Team Cherry put the worst mode and the best mode in the same update pack.

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You don’t “like” a piece of media if you hate seeing it in the hands of literally anyone else