#nerd whinings

[kylorengarbagedump]

new dildo finally came in

[that-random-chaos-entity]

The weird realms of frustration I find myself in.

I have a hopeless weakness for Perturabo; his demigod-manchildness amuses me endlessly, and I ship him so hard with my OC Nehetari. But the one old flame of mine from when I FIRST started getting into the hobby has come back to haunt my horny dreams.

Fucking HORUS. God damn it, I was down bad for him before I even entered my Angron phase. And now that I've started reading the heresy books, he's back like an old ex that I never quite got over. I got so much Nehetari x Perturabo shit to do, not to mention introduce all my OTHER cool OC's. I ain't got time for this shit, Horus!

[kylorengarbagedump]

imagine advocating for people to be arrested for thought crimes. this is NOT the flex you think it is, babe!

do you know the entirety of ptwt are making fun of you? there's 22k likes on a tweet that calls you out for ur incest fics and everyone (THE 1.7K quote reteets are agreeing) I would off myself.

but thankfully your government will start to charge women like you with felonies soon enough and I can't wait for that 🥰

being on twitter these days outs you pretty much immediately as a piece of shit

Soooo whyyyy should i care?

Not even going to respond to the comment about felonies lmao

[vanillabeams]

nerdy armin prt2!!

christmas special!!!

warning: smut, pet names, sub men, mention of cum, cursing, teasing

surprise at the end!!

prt1

poor armin..buddy was skipping classes just to avoiding you and we all know how important his classes were to him. he was so embarrassed because he knew for fact that you knew he was getting off to your voice.

it’s been 2 days and you haven’t seen armin at all, he hasn’t answered any of your texts and your seriously getting worried because this isn’t like him at all,

it’s been 4 days now and you can’t lie you miss him a lot the way he can’t look you in the eyes properly..or the way he stares at you in class. you squeeze your thighs together releasing the energy that is slowly creeping up on you which made you realize you arrived at the mall to bring him a christmas gift as an excuse to come over to his house. you shop around the mall finding different things you think he would like making him a little basket.

you knock on his front door rethinking this whole plan but your worries gotten the best of you and now your here there’s no going back, armin opens the door shocked that your here “y-y/n??..what are you doing here?” his tall frame clouding over you and it doesn’t help with what he is wearing. he was wearing a black tank top with shorts that hang just above his knees with his black Yeezy slides and a Santa hat on the side of his head to top it off . he stretches his arm resting it on on the very top of the door

omg he is so fineee you can’t even squeeze your legs together right now cause your standing. “y/n?” you look back up at his face seeing him turn red because you were staring too hard and it was noticeable. “christmas gift duhh” you smile wide at him and he looks down at your glossed lips but quickly looks away embarrassed. “you should come in, i know it’s cold” he stretches the door wider for you.

“ im glad you finally let me inside im freezing!” you walked over to his island and place his gift down “ is this a fine place for me to put your gift here?” he turns around from the door to look over where u placed it “ yeah that’s fine, u can come sit on the couch i’ll get u a blanket i know u said u was cold” before u could tell him you weren’t gonna be here long he is already going upstairs to his room to grab one.

once he sees you sitting on his couch he takes in your outfit and it’s so cute to him. he hands you the blanket and sits next to you. but there is an awfully huge space between you guys because he is so nervous around you. you wrap the blanket around you and it smell just like him. “ armin why haven’t you been to school?” he face turns red reminding him of why he actually skipped school “ i-..i just needed a break. i guess” you could tell he was lying “ armin please don’t lie to me.”

u look at him waiting for a response and you don’t even get a answer, he only does this when he isn’t ready to talk about something so you change the subject and get up seeing his red face as u do so, walking over to his gift. once u grab his gift you sit directly next to him legs touching and everything “ look at what i got you” he grabs the gift out of what seem like the smallest hands ever.

“thank you, you didn’t have to do this” he looks at the basket and then looks at you for 1.2 seconds and looks somewhere else “armin!” his head snaps back at you startled by the way you voice rose up at him “ y-yes..? what’s wrong?” you cross your arms over your chest “ i deserve a response on why you left me on ghost” you watch as he bite his bottom lip “c’mon..you know why”

you start to grow an irritated with him “ armin if i knew why you went ghost on me i wouldn’t be here” you’ve never yelled at him before but he went ghost on you and tried to wipe it off “ last phone call we had..” he doesn’t finish his sentence and you instantly remember what happened “ so you were actually getting off to my voice..??” you can’t help but smirk at his reaction. he holds his face in his palms shaking his head yes you then start to graze the nape of his neck with your acrylics “ aw my voice turns you on min?”

“ i don’t wanna talk about it..” he mumbles in his hands embarrassed. you take a good look at his frame again and you realize that he is hard. you can see his bulge slowly rising so you take it upon yourself to get off the couch and squat right between his legs. he doesn’t realize your between his legs intill you place your hands on his thighs. he removes his hands off his face and looks down at you “y/n?” he then realizes his hard wood is literally poking up right in front of your face. “ i’m s-sorry..” is all the words that he manage to say.

you press your hand on to his bulge and he leans back into the couch biting down on his lower lip to hide back the whine that almost slipped from his lips. you start gently rubbing him thru his pants “ if you can’t hold eye contact i’ll stop.” he looks down at you “ please y/n..you know how hard it is for me to-..” a whine slips from his lips once you take his cock out his boxers and it nearly slaps your face. you use both hands to grip onto his girth just to get the feel of it “ does that feel good min?” he nods his head “ imma need words armin.” you start to kiss on his thighs teasing him “y-yes ma’am” his words makes your cunt flutter

you start kissing his tip as u look up at him seeing the teasing is making him go insane, he is squirming so much “ please..! y/n..” you watch him melt into his own couch “ please what love?” you could tell the names that you are calling him are really getting to him “p-please touch me..” he whines underneath his breath. you press your lips onto his cock swirling your tongue around his tip and slowly start sucking not even half his base before gagging. you use your hands to jerk off the rest you can’t fit into your mouth looking up at him to only see him covering his eyes with his forearm and biting his lip so hard to control his moans and whines.

you remove your lips off him pouting. he realizes you stopped and looked down “look at me and stop hiding your moans from me” his breaths are shaky and he swallow his saliva before speaking “ yes ma’am..” you smile up at him “ good boy” his dick twitches and you soon come to the realization that he likes being praised.

you slide your mouth back onto him now forcing half of him into your mouth going up and down on him faster and faster “f-fuck..! y-y/n” he continues to squirm but his squirming is worse now. his voice is so whiny and high pitch and when you look up making eye contact with him, he completely loses it because he knows he has to make eye contact with you because he is so close to coming. he loses it so bad the poor guys starts sobbing “ y/nnn..fuck! i’m cu-“ dude couldn’t even finish his sentence everything went white around him and next thing you know there’s cum all over your pretty face.

“merry Christmas!” was the last thing u said before he fell asleep

(here’s a visual on what he sounded like)

[ladamedusoif]

UNHOLY FERAL NOISES

[shesgonnachangetheworld]

i know that people mostly use "kill the part of you that cringes" as a way to be like "don't be a dick to people whose high crime is 'liking things a lot'" but quite frankly we need to use it more in political spaces. like, sorry you think middle aged liberal wine moms that knit pussy hats and quote fiction are unbearably cringe, but middle aged (and older!) women are the backbone of literally every good cause in this god forsaken country, and if you want to actually commit to bringing about change, you're just going to have to grow out of being an eighth grader and learn to fucking deal

[kylorengarbagedump]

you're so right bestie, speak that truth 🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻

I’d call myself a Kylo Ren apologist, but he doesn’t need defending. He’s never even done anything questionable.

[ananke-xiii]

I literally don't care about Dean teaching Jack how to drive&fish but I absolutely need a fic with Sam, Rowena and Cas going to meet the shaman Sergei who was recommended by none other than Ketch. Cas huffs and puffs about it for the whole drive, Rowena complains about Sam driving too slow and Sam thinks about driving them all into a cliff, the thought of dying Jack is the only thing keeping them all alive. What's even worse? The ride back home. With Sergei. Level of "I'd rather be in the pit of hell than in this car with you all" over nine thousand. It's, again, the thought of a dying Jack that keeps them all safe from eternal damnation because these people would otherwise Commit Crimes&Sacrileges.

[ichorink]

I dont have an account anywhere dedicated to solely spam posting so sorry tumblr u r getting it UGHHHH im being miserable abt angelscales again just cause im fixated on those two losers it makes me soooo miserable they r literally perfect for each other in the new era and it kills me how bad their relationship in mk1 was written bc now the whole fandom hates them😭😭all i ever see is bad things about them especially on mktwt NNOOOOOO THEY COUKDVE BEEN SOO GOOODDDDD its me and my 2 or 3 tumblr friends against the world

How did i even get here theres literally barely anything 2 go off in canon idek theyre just two of my mk1 favs so im like🤷 and then the fixation built and got worse and worse UGGHHGHGH SOMEBODY SEDATE MEEEE

[kylorengarbagedump]

my favorite thing here is the use of the word "glorify", which implies knowledge of the context of the sexual content. how is something glorified? what defines glorification? how can we say that Handmaid's Tale isn't "glorifying" the same topic?

for example, in the novel, Offred has sex with Nick who inherently has insane amounts of power over her, therefore rendering her consent inherently dubious. that's how power structures work. likely you didn't critique Margaret Atwood for her "disgusting glorification" of sexual abuse. i assume you did not do this because you read the book and understood the context of the relationship.

i also notice you are a writer of Kylo Ren x Reader. perhaps you're familiar with the argument that writing smut about Kylo Ren is disgusting because he is a murderer and the leader of a fascist dictatorship. your comment in the replies could easily be rephrased as:

"shameless smut" and "mass murder" don't belong next to each other. Star Wars: The Force Awakens is a gruesome story of what happens when neo-fascists take over and get access to WMDS, and it should never under any circumstances be romanticized, much less sexualized. I'm not one to shame people for their interests, but anyone glorifying mass murder and space fascism needs serious psychological help."

i'm sure that you don't perceive your "pookie" that way - but believe it or not, some people do hold these beliefs. what makes you right and them wrong? how do you determine where to draw the line when it comes to "crimes" of fiction? the answer can't be censorship - the very exact same logic you use, the emotional response of "disgust", is used by people who would hate for you to continue writing about Kylo Ren. their feelings are, inherently, just as valid as yours.

hopefully this simple example illustrates why it seems very very silly for you to imply "glorification" when you have not read the fic and why it's extremely goofy to throw stones in a house made of sugar glass.

all of that being said, Little Bird is not even close to the worst thing I've written, nor the most objectionable content in this fandom. next time, block and move on instead of stating that someone so disgusting has to have a mental illness (ableist, by the way, but that's neither here nor there).

"I try to make you cry" I cried looking at the tags WHO IS GLORIFYING THE HANDMAID'S TALE AND THROWING DIRT ON MY SWEET LITTLE POOKIE BEAR????

[kylorengarbagedump]

MEEEEEEEE

[that-random-chaos-entity]

Me listening to the audiobook of Horus Rising, and my reaction to the way Horus is portrayed is just like that line by The Great and Mighty Kevin in Hunter the Parenting:

"Such a stupid tool! But you're also stupid cool!" 😭

[kylorengarbagedump]

this is such a funny ask - 'happened in kylo's warped perspective' - as if luke's perspective isn't ALSO warped? even when he admits as much and reveals that he lied to rey? why do we assume kylo is lying instead of that being his honest recounting of what occurred from his perspective? this idea that kylo is being manipulative instead of simply speaking his own truth to someone he's being vulnerable with is always so strange to me. kylo asks 'did he tell you what happened' - but this is really rhetorical. he knows exactly what luke told her and knows luke lied. he then says, 'he sensed my power, as he senses yours. and he feared it.' this is literally not a lie. kylo is telling rey the truth here and she knows it. and luke confirms it for her when she returns to him. also everything that happened in TROS is a fucking crock and a joke. that movie doesn't exist, bye lol

If you rewatched TLJ, you'll also remember that Leia already gave up in Kylo's redemption but then Luke assured her that no one was ever really gone. She reached out to Kylo with the last of her strength in TROS because Luke still believed. In the flashback, Luke was faced with the choice to kill his nephew to prevent a devastating future but he NEVER struck first. The perspective of him striking first happened in Kylo's warped perspective of that night which he told to Rey who he is actively trying to turn against Luke. TLJ is where Luke lost hope in himself but that didn't mean he lost hope in others. And that's what Leia needed to finally reach out to her son with her dying breath.

Yeah yeah.

If i woke up with my uncle holding a murder weapon inches away from me, i might think he was trying to kill me too.

Sorry, leia, han and luke failed ben so fucking hard and were not great parents/parent like figures to him.

[httpiastri]

paul is a 100% a boob man OMG

and, also, WHYYY do I think he's the type that whines . theres a prema video where they're trying to guess the circuit blindfolded and when they ask paul to confess to kimi that hes been cheating he starts to literally WHINEEEEEEEEE those 30s lives in my mind rent free and im not kidding

!!!!!! im HOLLERING!!!!!!!!!!!! that's one of my fave vids ever omg and paul freaking whining is like music to my ears istg. it's so on point for him too.... i wrote a little about that in the paul nsfw alphabet that i never finished 🫠🫠 but yeah like we've been through, i think he has a slightly submissive streak and he enjoys being teased. and to hear those sweet sounds as rewards when you tease him, or kiss him with a bit of force, or roll your hips on his.... 😶

[raeazure]

I have a lot of problem with fandom spaces and basically all of them stem from the fact that fandom-type people are not interested in what a work has to say so much as they are interested in the aesthetic value of the work. The work is not valued as part of a greater whole, but instead viewed as a series of related pieces that can be removed without care for how the rest of the work is inextricably tied to it.

[kylorengarbagedump]

Holy shit this person is a fucking idiot. "Why do I sense an incoming Mary Sue?" Babe, do you know what a Mary Sue is? The reader in FLW is not even close. They're plenty flawed. They are not universally beloved or adept at everything they try.

Also, what's up with this "I don't think you know Star Wars. They wouldn't use a human translator blahblahblah" like why is that the thing that's bugging you in this universe where we're getting to fuck Kylo Ren? That a human is doing a job droids might typically be employed to do? Oh my god.

Sir, this is reader insert fan fiction. It's the ultimate self-indulgent wish fulfillment fiction. Of course the Reader is special you walnut, they're kissing Kylo Ren!