#nerdshit

[crazydiscoturkey]

the wikipedia-ing after you go somewhere new is sooo fulfilling

[head-wonk]

why yes, I did find a mushie encrusted tree stump to sit upon and read my silly little Doctor Who book from the library, thank you for asking

[korrykatti]

how not to debug a mouse

06032025

read full version here : https://korrykatti.is-a.dev/blog/posts/06032025.html

mouse died. tragic. wiggled the wire—rgb flickered like a dying firefly, windows kept playing the "device removed" jingle like a funeral bell. tested on another pc. still dead. opened it up, hoping for a loose wire. nope. cable issue.

a normal person would sigh, accept fate, and order a new one. some would toss it in a drawer, whispering “i’ll fix it later” (they will not).

me? i downloaded a compass app to scan for electromagnetic fields. why? because science. turns out, the app was a scam (gps-based, not actual magnetometer). so i did what any sane person wouldn’t—I booted up MIT App Inventor and made my own magnetic field scanner. hovered it over the wire. found a weak spot. started surgical wire dissection.

halfway through, the wires inside were braided together like a blood pact. realized i was wasting my life. threw the mouse in a drawer. ordered a new one.

efficiency is a social construct.

[highskeewlconfidential]

live footage of me when someone asks me who tf buddy holly is

[cupidsbed]

I'm tempted to like

Post some recipes along with fics/playlists/media you can consume while eating it I think it'd be funky fresh plus I've never done anything w this blog before

[riflebrass]

There's a foolproof way to make any movie/tv show adaptation of nerdshit good in two easy steps.

Let Henry Cavil research the original source material.

Give him a gun and let him legally execute anyone who deviates from it.

[weirdmaiden]

dear fucking god, I get these once a while and I finally caught one .. on audio?? oh my god

agh my voice on this, I wish I sounded more feminine but I guess this is an account for people who like chubby stoner boys who are stupidly into nerdshit so whatever

[gothic-thoughts]

Just Five Seconds of Focus

(realized i only have one smut of this adorable man. Finna rectify that rn 😌😌)

Part 2! Joseph Joestar x Black Fem Reader Fluff

ModernAU, CollegeAU, Tutor!Reader, Strangers2lovers

CW: studying with Jojo, kisses as motivation, biology facts(nerdshit fr)

TW: Might b corny asf but I thought it was cute 😭

Word Count: 1064 (give or take)

“Oh c’mon (Y/n)!”

Joseph Joestar, your classmate, was always a goofy, fun-loving guy. Unfortunately, that meant he hated any work that wasn’t fun, so studying with him for the upcoming biology test was torture. Eventually, you became fed up with his whining and bargaining, knowing you needed to make this study sesh into a game or something before you both failed.

“I said no. I am not failing cuz you wanna get a new high score.”

“Ugh... c’mon, I already know a lot of biology.” Joseph whined, “And we’ve been at this for hours.”

“No, you’ve been playing Mario Kart since we got back from class.”

“One more round won’t hurt!”

“It will cuz you obviously don't know how to stop.”

“I’ll stop myself after just one more round, I promise!” Joseph begged again, looking at you with puppy eyes.

“Hm, you still like me?”

Jojo went completely silent for a long moment as if he was trying to process your words.

“Now you’re shy? You was pretty shameless when you announced it last week.”

“Yeah, but this feels like a trick of some kind...”

“Just answer.”

"Maybe, what if I do?"

“Then how about for every question you get right I give you a kiss?”

Before you knew it, his Nintendo Switch was tossed up onto his bed and he was sitting right next to you, legs criss-crossed with the biggest smile on his face. 

"What are we waiting for?!”

“All I did was blink...”

“First question!”

“You bein’ serious?”

"Yep! If each good answer equals one kiss, I'm gonna be the best damn student in the entire school! We’ll ace this test for sure!"

You blink at his sudden enthusiasm before picking up your textbook, quickly flipping through to the questions and randomly picking one. 

“Ight, first one: what’s an animal cell?”

Joseph went silent, looking up to his right side before smiling. "That would be the one without the cell wall since it’s not a plant."

You look at the question again and shrug. “Works for me.”

Jojo smirked smugly, leaning over and presenting his cheek to you. Those pretty eyes shut as he waited, making you scoff and laugh in disbelief.

“I didn’t promise anything!”

“Come on, you know you want to~”

“Jojo.”

Rolling your eyes, you sigh before gently pecking his cheek, close enough to his lips to tease him a little, leaving a glossy kiss mark behind. He pouts a little, giving you a playful, knowing ‘look’.

"Aww, come on, a real kiss."

“Jojo--!”

“Just a quick one~!”

You laugh at him and place a soft kiss on his plump lips, making him chuckle. 

"Next question~"

“Hm, where is the radius ulna located?”

"Easy," Jojo scoffed, "It’s your forearm. It’s the bone on the outer side of the forearm."

You lean over and give him another kiss on the lips, holding it for a little longer just to make the poor boy’s heart race. You quickly pull away and pick up the textbook again, flipping through it to find another question while he pouts about it.

“Okay... Why do blood cells need oxygen to survive?”

"Oxygen is also needed to make hemoglobin, the protein that helps carry oxygen. They need oxygen to move through the body and release energy.”

“See? This ain’t even that bad.”

"Ahem, aren't you forgetting something?"

“I'm not giving you a kiss for that, that was an easy one!”

“Tch, you’re the one that said every question.”

“....shit.”

Once you place a soft kiss on his lips, he sighs in relief and smiles again, sass completely gone.

“Ight, only a couple more; I don't wanna get lip gloss all over you.”

"Hey, you can get lip gloss all over me any time~" Joseph winks.

“Oh shush~” You whisper, “Now, how do you determine the age of an individual using their skull?”

"Hm, I see you're going for harder questions now. It's... it’s based on the degree of development of the top of the skull and the features of the bone itself. By studying the features and measurements, you can determine the estimated age of a person."

“Good.” Another kiss.

"Alright, hit me with another one!" He said between breathless giggles.

“One more.”

"Alright, but I want a long one this time."

You furrow your eyebrows. “A long one?”

"Mhm, a long, passionate one~"

Your eyebrows raise in realization. “I feel like my lips are gonna be dry at this rate.”

“I could keep them moist if you run out of lip gloss.”

“There’s that shamelessness from last week.”

"I’m just saying... as much as I love these little kisses, I wouldn't mind getting a more intense one soon."

“How intense are you thinking?”

“Whatever you’re comfortable with, Miss Teacher.”

“Hm... that means I'm gonna give you a good question. Why do eyes become red in camera flashes?”

Jojo thinks a second, tapping his chin before suddenly he snapped his fingers.

"It’s the...uh... it’s the red-eye effect.”

“Well, duh. I said why.” 

“Cuz... of... the...”

“Guess no kiss--”

“Wait, no! It’s cuz of the way that the light bounces inside the eye. Yeah, that’s it; the flash causes reflections inside the retina-- which is red.”

“You’re shameless.”

“And eager.” He smiles widely, “So reward now... please?”

You lean in slowly just to watch him squirm in anticipation before you finally press your plump lips to his. He sighs softly as holding your face in his hands, making sure you can’t pull away like all the other times. He’s been wanting to taste you, to take that glossy lip sheen off, and feel your tongue like he’s been wanting for weeks. 

He hums as he slides his tongue into your mouth, getting so carried away that he picks you up from your spot on the floor and sits you on his lap, keeping your hips close to his torso. His eagerness almost drives you to his point of aggressiveness and you fist the front of his crop top in a tight grip, pulling him impossibly closer. Joseph moaned loudly and placed one hand on the back of your neck while he wrapped the other around your waist. You suddenly became fully aware of the lack of air in your lungs and pulled back, panting lightly.

“Damn Jojo...”

“Oops.” He smiles.

“I might like you back at this rate.”

“You might? As if you don’t already~”

[senseisy]

Gona kill ya fuckin nerdshit !

[kongkhoi]

hiel do u think maybe you might like tsukishima?

no. id gouge my eyes out at this question but i cant have myself be blinder than that dickwad nerdshit

[xamaxenta]

Roger digs himself into a metaphorical hole with aces bfs because he protested so hard to ‘perfect man’ Marco whom the family already loved that when Actual Problem sabo joined the throng rogers actual concerns of him clocking this yandere me were completely ignored. Roger boy who cried wolf aces relationships and now wishes it was just Marco again and tries so hard to make Marco jealous of sabo and ace……. Which also backfired as it helps Marco realize who wants to not just share ace but share sabo too

Its more of a romcom but Roger is the meddling father

Marco and Sabo have their own personal beef with each other just bc that would be entertaining bc Ace would probably be like just say you wanna fuck him dude you look so dumb rn

Sabo: i actually dont thanks

Ace: marcos got a tight body mate, tf u sayinf u dont wanna smash

Marco whos been in the room the whole damn time: charmed to be described like a piece of meat Ace

Ace: yeah baby i love u too

Sabo directly at Marco: i dont wanna fuck you

Marco: duly noted

Sabo to Ace: hes so boring

Ace: you havent even given him a chance babe

Marco: ive been told im an excellent storyteller

Sabo: ugh not this nerdshit again (hes not into DnD)

Ace: bobo u literally LARP isnt that just dnd but irl?

Sabo: stfu thats different

[dead-set-goat]

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Welcome to my main_blog! Goat, he/they, adult. Former usernames: FishNchips, Cheez-something…(I don’t remember)

Here I reblog other’s posts and also post my own:

Sketches, illustrations, music, OCs etc.

& sometimes I complain or talk nonsense.

DISCLAIMER: I reblog a lot of insects, possibly suggestive shit and other potentially triggering things sometimes. And I probably won’t tag all of it! Most of it… so yeah⚠️

My main interests include:

Biology (biochem student)

Videogames (series I’m into now: Borderlands, much Nintendo stuff, esp the 3DS era, TF2, Postal, Sunset Overdrive, Rayman)

Industrial music n’ noise, some punk too (Foetus, Skinny Puppy, Godflesh, Coil, NIN, Capdown…)

Urban decay

Lush nature

MAD MAX & Star Wars

Synths

DoingItYourself! , zines, the likes

IDK other nerdshit and whatever brings me nostalgia…

[incomplete] Art archive at @crustychipset !

Asks always open and ready for hate mail!

Tags I use: #my art (guess what), #soundwv (my music), #🦞chat

[radio-charlie]

You are not getting at the core of the problem lol. If people are not wowed by you putting on your most luxurious pair of nerdshit glasses imported from the valley of Dweebistan before saying, again, "these AI generated images are so goofy and obviously fake :B why do they get engagement like that :B everybody stupid me clever" then ask yourselves why. Assuming you actually give a shit about improving the situation, instead of pretending to while making it worse for imperial core blood money.

People like the images best when they express something they feel about this world with the 'veracity' vibe of a photo. They don't give a shit that there wasn't a convoy of five-wheeled trucks, each of them bearing 9302843928403 USA flags ya feel me. It is about emotions seeking, finding and then rejoicing. You are so fucking useless it's unbelievable

[roarandclank]

Roar~

I am Alex, 30 years old from the Netherlands. I love nerdshit. I craft and draw. Stuff youll see on this tumblr are mostly Marvel ships I am into at the moment. But you can expect the regular monster content like Monster Hunter, Alien and Kaiju eiga. I have a website, which you can visit here. This contains my complete portfolio containing cosplay, action figure customs, dolls and sculptures. I also create NSFW content which can be viewed on this twitter account. (Which I am aware is in meltdown. I am looking into nsfw platform alternatives) I am also on Instagram Considering marvel characters I hyperfocus on Moon Knight, Spiderman 2099, Namor and Doctor Strange. -Nashuri shippers please DNI-

[74rn]

◇ABOUT◇

Name: Seq

Age: 27

Woman

♡ Wife: @vegasranger

Fandoms I mainly like in no order: -DC Comics (Mainly The Flash/Batman) -Metal Gear -Transformers (IDW) G1/Beast Wars/Aligned -Magic The Gathering -Hellaverse -Warhammer 40k -Fallout

I am way too vocal about politics and the welfare of our people, animals, and environment. I enjoy way too much nerdshit and TCG/TTG and unironically find shipping a fun hobby.

Been on tumblr since 2010.

[percymmon]

"we must find the godly in the mundane". we must find the godly in the nerdshit. come make epithet dragons with me on flight rjsing