#nerdynerd is confused

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What game is this?

i made the gang 🔥🔥🔥

it wouldn't let me add anyone else though :(

AND ZANE'S WEARING THAT PINK FRILLY THING BC HE BEGGED FOR IT OKAY

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Oh no... I thought it was bad when there's news and destiel IS trending. But now there's news and destiel ISNT trending, and that makes it scarier...

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HELP! MY FAVORITE COUSIN JUST SAW ME REBLOG A POST ABOUT SUPERNATURAL MPREG!!!!! WHAT DO I DO!?!?!?!?!?

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Oh no, what did Misha do now? Why is Destiel trending again??

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Bruh, my Google docs are saying that I am only able to suggest changes (on my own doc!!) It only says it for that one doc. Does anyone know why??

I think it decided im unworthy or something

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Is it just me or does anyone else just look down and is like: "ahhh, what's that??" Becuase you forgot you don't have the opposite sex? You were still confined to this mortal vessel?

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My mom had the hiccups, I rubbed her shoulder and said "unhiccup". HER HICCUPS WENT AWAY.

IS THIS MAGIC???

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Pudding is warm ice cream.

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The other day one of my friends (and fellow supernatural fan) told me to tell them a bedtime story. I'm unoriginal, so this is what came out...

One night, after the mother went to bed

She heard her baby cry. "Fuck this." She said

She walked to the nursery where she checked to see if it was dire *"if not, I'm going back to sleep"* she thought, before seeing her husband standing by the crib. *"Finally, I can fucking sleep."* she thought, before she realized her husband was downstairs

She tried to scream, but she was quickly on fire

Against the ceiling with a stab wound on her torso, she burned in her white nightgown. Her husband woke up and thought to himself *"well fuck."* and went to investigate

He went up the stairs and up there he became scared

As his wife was roasting like a marshmallow

He gripped his oldest son by the shoulders

"Take your brother outside as fast as you can. Don't look back, now Dean, go!" He yelled before wailing at the ceiling, where his baby mama laid

"MaaaaAaaAryyyy”

He yelled, before the fire encompassed the room, causing him to have to leave

He sat outside still nearby, close to the cover of some leaves

He sat on a fire truck thinking *"wow. I'm fucked."* as he gripped his eldest son tight

Driven by revenge he raised his kids to kill the things that go bump in the night

They grew up without a hint of luck, sleeping in motel rooms while their dad was gone for many nights

Dean took care of little Sammy. Dean did everything his father asked, he was a scared, young boy

Sam on the other hand did all he could to make sure he passed (school) and strove to be normal without a hint of the ordinary in sight

As they grew older Dean was a daddy's boy, doing everything he could for approval. Although none came and he sat in shame as Sammy got into collage. "A full ride!" He exclaimed as Dean's heart was shot with pain. Was Sammy going to be leaving them some night?

He couldn't, right?

It was Dean's job to protect Sammy since that faithful fiery night, and Dean had taken it in stride.

But Sammy held, and his dad soon swelled with anger brimming inside

"If you leave, don't you ever come back." He said, his voice devoid of light. Dean gazed at Sam, sadness but also pride in his eyes, although he was unseen.

Sam left and didn't come back, not taking into account the feelings of Dean.

It was a couple years later when their dad went missing. "Son of a bitch!" Dean thought

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I'm trying to draw the adhd creature for my profile picture but I forgot I'm not good at drawing... if anyone had any suggestions for my profile picture, please let me know...

(The bad drawings are below)

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Does anyone else confuse what happens in a show for what happens in a fic you read? I was watching supernatural with my twin, and i was about to say something about an episode, before I remembered that it wasn't in the episode. It was in a fanfiction I like. That would've been awkward.

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Dude... i know I have father issues, but like... I woke up my mom's boyfriend to kill a spider for me, it was on my bedroom ceiling, (he has killed spiders for me in the past, even conducting immense searching for spiders just to make me feel better.) And he got up, found it, killed it, and went to bed without complaining?????

Im so confused...

For reference, if i had woken up my dad to kill a spider for me (which i would NEVER do, i wouldnt even consider it an option.) He would've woken up, started complaining, mumble stuff in spanish that I dont understand, but are obviously unkind, be upset at me for waking him up, tell me how he used to eat spiders or something, get upset at me for not killing it myself, get more upset at my brothers for not killing it for me (he is sexist) and then get a paper towel to kill it, talk to me in a rude tone some more, say some stuff in Spanish that I understand part of, but ignore because none of it is nice, pretend to throw the spider at me (he knows I am very scared of them), pretend to throw it into my fave multiple times, laugh while doing so, and then when I get upset say "come onnn" and then go to dispose of the body. He would probably later bitch to my mom and stress her out, likely resulting in an argument.

Anyways, people with good father figures, is how my mom's boyfriend acting normal?? I feel like it's just super kind, I do not understand that behavior coming from a male authority figure.